Chapter 45: Printed Clothing
I thought it was a little funny when I heard this, generally speaking, it is the living who open the coffin and suppress the zombies inside. But on the top of the old tomb mountain, it was the zombies who opened the coffin, and they were trembling and trembling with fear.
But this year, strange things have happened one after another, even corpses are dressed, and ghosts eat people, who cares about zombies opening coffins?
But what's inside that iron coffin? Even the thunderbolt that struck the coffin?
When Fang Da elbow said this, he spat fiercely on the ground and said, "Curious, right?" When I first found out, I was still wondering if there would be some great evil in the coffin, which is why there was a lightning strike in the coffin. But then I found out that it was just a piece of clothing! ”
To be precise, it's a dead man's garment! A white lady's dress with floral prints!
Zhou Da and I looked at each other's necks and said in our hearts. Isn't this the dress that Yu Buren asked me to find?
Zhou Da hurriedly asked: "Burial clothes in the coffin?" What is this allusion? ”
Fang Da elbowed and sneered: "Have you heard of the allusion of autopsy ascension?" ”
We have really heard of this, the ancients paid attention to ascending to heaven after death, rather than falling into hell to suffer. After confirming that death is inevitable, he wants to arrange his own afterlife in every possible way.
Some of them use thousand-year-old gloomy wood as a coffin, some travel thousands of miles to find a treasure of feng shui and bury them here after death, and some simply use living people to bury them to achieve the purpose of autopsy and ascension.
Among them, this printed clothing was also a method at that time. It is said that special symbols were written on the clothes, and after the deceased was put on, they were buried under the locust tree.
The locust wood is a ghost tree in the wood, which absorbs the yin qi of heaven and earth. With sufficient yin qi and a special symbol of printed clothes, you can make the deceased die in bliss.
As soon as this printed uniform appeared, the entire mass grave was really messed up.
You have to know how these lonely ghosts came to be? Isn't it that after death, you can't go beyond and can't be reincarnated, so you stay here and become a lonely ghost who can't be collected by heaven and earth?
Now that there's suddenly a printed garment that can make the dead ascend to heaven, who wouldn't want to wear it and try it?
That night, the lonely ghosts in the mass grave fought for this printed uniform. Fortunately, everyone is half a catty, although the fight is inseparable, no one is distracted because of this.
The calm old tomb mountain is fighting because of a printed clothes, but no one can help anyone. Later, a hundred-year-old ghost stood up and said that everyone is struggling to survive here haha, and it is easy for a chance to be excessive, and everyone should not fight like this.
Anyway, this printed clothing is not brought alive, and it is not brought when it is dead. Rather than taking it for yourself and taking it for yourself, it is better for everyone to unite and defend it, so that everyone has a chance to wear it.
The words of this hundred-year-old ghost really woke up the dreamer, everyone thought about it carefully, it was really such a thing. Everyone broke the blood, even if they tried their best to get their hands on it, but it was only one wear.
It's better for everyone to take turns to wear it, overtake one, and then overdo the other.
But who wears it first and who wears it later is another question. The ghosts argued, but instead attracted the surrounding lonely ghosts to join in the fun.
So I didn't do it twice, and I just started a meeting of thousands of ghosts.
On the question of who comes first and who comes last, everything is resolved at the meeting.
Originally, all this had nothing to do with the exorcists, but for the sake of justice, a few leading hundred-year-old ghosts had to invite a few respected exorcists around them to preside over justice.
So a few imps took the black souls to the mountain overnight and invited the exorcists to participate in the Thousand Souls Conference. If the exorcist is willing to come, if he doesn't, there will be lonely spirits and wild ghosts running to the territory he covers every day to make trouble.
Fang Da Elbow was a well-known demon slayer in the Zhangjiajie area, and he didn't want to pay attention to this kind of. But there are too many dirty things in the Thousand Souls and Ghosts Conference, and if you don't agree, you will inevitably offend some narrow-minded guys, so you have no choice but to pack up your things and rush to the old tomb mountain with a few disciples.
In addition, the Miao family girls in Enshi, Hubei, the old Tujia people in Jishou City, as well as Xuan'en County, Hefeng County, and a total of five or six exorcists, were all invited to the Old Tomb Mountain to participate in the Thousands of Souls Conference.
Everyone is like Fang Da Elbow, they don't want to care about this kind of. First, it is because printed clothes are really useless to living people, after all, exorcists have the habit of arranging their own funerals, and they can't afford to find a printed clothing of unknown origin.
Second, everyone is still relatively taboo about places like Lao Tomb Mountain, just imagine, a few exorcists go to other people's territories, and they have to be notarized.
If this is a good notarization, there is not much benefit, if the notarization is unsatisfactory, it annoys those fierce ghosts, and I don't know how to die.
Although he didn't want to come, he couldn't stand the stalking of the lonely souls and wild ghosts, coercion and temptation, so he had no choice but to pack up his things and take his most proud disciples to go to the old tomb mountain.
I finally understood why Fang Da Elbow took us up the mountain unceremoniously, and why he looked at us with strange eyes. According to his thoughts, the two of us are from Hebei, and even if this group of lonely ghosts can make trouble, it is impossible for them to go to Hebei to make trouble.
So even if we received an invitation, we could ignore them entirely.
But Fang Da elbow is different, their roots are in Hubei and Hunan, if they offend the lonely souls and wild ghosts on the old tomb mountain, they will inevitably suffer losses in the future.
After listening to what Fang Da elbow said, Zhou Da and I finally understood the ins and outs of the matter. No wonder the scene of this group of lonely ghosts making trouble on the old tomb mountain is quite big, it turns out that it is also for this printed clothes.
Then again, a piece of clothing that only a dead can use, why does Yu Buren have to ask me to get it? Do you want to give Wen Taizi as a birthday gift?
When someone celebrates their birthday, you send a dress to the past, isn't this a smashing field?
I was puzzled and was tilting my head to think, but I saw the Black Soul Flag flying up and down in the distance, and it turned out that other notarized exorcists had also arrived.
These exorcists are all local celebrities, and some of them I have heard, such as the Miao girl, who is said to have learned the methods of raising corpses.
But there are also many people who don't know each other at all, and their influence is limited to a few surrounding counties.
They were the same as Fang Da Elbow, with sad faces and unwillingness. Looking at this group of dirty ghosts, his eyes were also indifferent. Only when his eyes swept on Fang Da's elbow did he nod slightly, which was regarded as a greeting.
Seeing that the one who should have come has come, and no one who should have come has come and no one wants to wait for him. At that moment, the ghosts were overflowing, and a group of ragged lonely ghosts walked out of the graveyard surrounded by a white-bearded old man.
This old man had big braids from the late Qing Dynasty, his body was white like snow, and his face was kind and kind. He approached everyone flutteringly, then grinned, nodded at everyone, and said, "Thank you for your face appreciation and coming to the Old Tomb Mountain to make a notarization." ”
Everyone didn't dare to slack off, and they all stood up and said that they didn't dare to be. Zhou Da and I also stood up with the momentum, respectful on the surface, but secretly staring at the white-bearded old man.
Judging from his dress, it should be the hundred-year-old ghost that Fang Da Elbow said. As the saying goes, people become good when they are old, and ghosts become strange when they are old. This white-bearded old man can live in the old grave mountain for hundreds of years without his soul scattering, and he is definitely not a good character.
It is no wonder that as soon as he came forward, he stopped the fight between the lonely souls and wild ghosts on the old tomb mountain, and held a meeting to solve the problem instead.
Such a guy, even if it is a ghost, is an old ghost worthy of respect.
Fang Da elbowed and saw that the two of us looked respectful, and sneered in a low voice: "Both, for the sake of you two little yang smoke, I will remind you, this old man is amiable on the surface, but he is dark behind his back!" Do you know why we came here to be a notary of Rausch? It is because this old guy used our relatives and the people under his jurisdiction as a coercion that he succeeded! ”
Originally, I had a good sense of the white-bearded old man, but when I heard Fang Da elbow say this, I immediately became vigilant, the more such a guy, the more careful and vigilant I be! Otherwise, if you are sold, you have to help others count the money!