[Brother Ji Youyu: I'll tell you so, this female classmate is magical, but everyone who has seen my uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, grandparents, uncles and aunts, little brothers and sisters, up to eighty-year-old grandmothers, down to swaddling baby girls, there is no one who doesn't like me, but she, obviously I am so obsessed that I came to QQ space to peek at my dynamics when the moon is dark and the wind is high and no one is around, but she still refuses to admit it, do you say she has a little bit of mental illness? 】

Ji Shaoyi has had a pleasing and harmful face since he was a child, and his communication skills are excellent, he is a well-known courtesan in the community at a young age, Li Jinxi took him out to buy vegetables, and he could coax the stall owner to send two more green onions.

Thinking about it now, Li Jinxi only thinks that the green onion given to them by the stall owner may be poisonous, and she is stupid for her son who was kicked in the head by a donkey, and she is also a college person, why don't you have any ABCD number in her heart?

On the other side of the network cable, she silently rolled her eyes, and splashed cold water without hesitation.

[Ji Youyu's mother: I like you all, are you sure? 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: If I'm not mistaken, the convenience store at the entrance of our community still has a sign saying 'Ji Shaoyi and dogs are not allowed to enter', right? The doorman's poodle still chases and bites you when he sees you, right? The neighbor's little sister heard your name and ran away, right? Dogs chasing cats all day long, that's what you call like? 】

[Brother Ji Youyu: Harm, aren't I just young and ignorant, and gave my friends a wave of Durex brand balloons? How did I know that they would spread ten or ten hundred in the end, and even the anti-pornography brigade was alarmed? There is also the poodle, the hair is so long that the eyes are covered, isn't it just a flood of love for a while, afraid that it will hit the tree when it walks, and cut it the most fashionable non-mainstream Qi bangs of the year? 】

[Brother Ji Youyu: It's just the first time I've been a Tony teacher, and I feel that this profession is a bit too sacred, so sacred that the more I cut it, the more I cut it, the more I cut it, the more I cut it, the more I cut it, and finally I succeeded in cutting it bald. 】

The poodle looked at his new hairstyle, and was so happy that he pounced on Ji Shaoyi, and then kissed and gnawed, mixed with all kinds of dog language that he couldn't understand.

And Ji Shaoyi, who has a strong talent for language, sensed its heart with his own thoughts, and he used all his strength and the most beautiful words in the dog world to praise him frantically: Good cut! It's worthy of Ji Tony One Less!

Seriously, if the janitor hadn't arrived in time, Ji Shaoyi felt that it could boast for another half an hour.

Of course, no matter how much the poodle 'likes' him, they are different people and dogs after all, and the rabies vaccine should be given no less. And since then, Ji Shaoyi has carried a small schoolbag to school every morning, and when he passes by the gate of the community, he can see the poodle like a fanatical little fan, grinning at him and praising him wildly.

Once the doorman forgot to leash his dog, and he even chased Ji Shaoyi from the community to the school gate in one go.

The poodle was finally brought back by the doorman, and in Ji Shaoyi's heart, a great dream broke through.

That night, he threw his schoolbag in front of his parents and dragged it like 2580,000 yuan and said to them: I will not go to school from tomorrow, I will be self-taught and become a great barber! I've got a stage name in mind, so let's call it Tony Ji.

And his parents have long been accustomed to him being a fuss every three days, a demon every five days, and what should they do after a barbell-like laugh, so angry that Ji Shaoyi carried his small schoolbag early the next morning, and took the tailor's big scissors used by Li Jinxi to go to the rivers and lakes.

He came to the footbridge where the legendary Eight Roads gathered talents, put his small pink rice bowl on the ground, sat cross-legged on the ground, and began to ask for food...... Ah no, it's time to wait for business.

And next to him happened to be sitting a wandering disabled artist on the flyover, he was wearing the coolest sunglasses, wearing the most tattered clothes, while pulling the most tearful Erquan Yingyue while dragging his paralyzed legs to crawl on the ground, and the pedestrians who could see the passing by wiped their tears, and sighed that it was not easy for the disabled to take care of children in these years, and then the big guys discussed it and threw all the money into Ji Shaoyi's bowl.

Ji Shaoyi: ???

Disabled Brother: ???

Before the group of people could go far, the old brother with paralyzed legs was so angry that he stood up on the spot, kicked Ji Shaoyi's job and told him to get out.

Ji Shaoyi didn't expect that as soon as he went out, he saw the sinister nature of the rivers and lakes, crying and chirping and rolling with his bowl, while rolling back, he thought in his heart that he would be a doctor in the future, and the old brother with paralyzed legs just now was not so angry that he could walk upright?

He silently came to the stall of the film brother with the bowl, and before he could put down the bowl, he was kicked over again.

Film brother: Get out, you stepped on Lao Tzu's tempered film.

At this point, Ji Shaoyi completely understood that this flyover could not accommodate him!

After running into walls all day, he could only go home in disgrace, and fate is sometimes so impermanent-

As soon as he walked into the door of the community, he bumped into the neighbor's little sister, who was wearing two pigtails and walking swayingly, and Ji Shaoyi suddenly felt a little itchy when he saw it.

So he stretched out his hand to stop the person, and he still had a very 'nuclear good' professional smile on his face, and he flickered seriously: Sister, do you desire to be beautiful? Do you yearn for love? Do you want to have the same knife-cut bangs that are not the mainstream? Do you want to have Ice Crystal Butterfly Spirit· Q Purple Dream Snow Ya Xue Xue has the same colorful long hair......

In short, after being fooled by him, the little sister became the first honored guest in his life.

In order to create a high-quality service at the same level as the barbershop, Ji Shaoyi deliberately brought his own small raincoat when he went out. He led his little sister to sit on a stone bench in the lawn, and the little raincoat was covered on her sister, and her sleeves were about to dry as soon as she rolled up.

The little sister only felt a cold flash in front of her, and saw Ji Shaoyi take out a tailor's big scissors longer than a pig-killing knife from her schoolbag, especially Ji Shaoyi was afraid that the scissors were not sharp enough, so he sharpened the blade on the stone bench.......

The sound of the grinding of the knife was particularly harsh in the ears of the little sister, which made her involuntarily think of the pig killer at the entrance of the vegetable market, and she herself was tied up by a raincoat and could not move, like a pig waiting to be slaughtered on the board......