"If he doesn't take the initiative to add your friend, I will take care of your surname from now on!" Gu Congxin said cruelly, and at the same time, he didn't forget to stretch out his hand and move the hair dryer to the highest place, there is a posture that if you don't send a message tonight, you will never want to use the hair dryer, which is full of provocation.

"Try it, just try it." Lang Qiao's damn desire to win was really aroused by her, she leaned on the sink, took out her mobile phone, and said confidently while unlocking it: "But you don't have to follow my surname, Lang Congxin sounds strange and ugly." ”

Gu Congxin: "......" is very good, your focus is still as clear as ever.

After unlocking the screen lock, Lang Qiao went straight to QQ, clicked on the contact group of freshmen of Jinhua University, and after thinking for a minute, he still couldn't find out what to say at the moment from his barren language bank, so he simply slowly typed out a question mark and sent it out.

【Lang の Temptation:? 】

As soon as this news came out, the group suddenly exploded again.

[One less and one less temptation wife: What is a good day today? As soon as Ji Shaoyi can come out, it's already a fucking once-in-a-lifetime encounter, and now Lang Yu's temptation is also here? 】

[One less, one less, one weak, zero criticism: Ahhh Is this the legendary woman singing her husband? It's here, it's here! Lang Ji Lonely SZD!】

[Little question mark, do you have a lot of grooves: Ahhh I'm your little fan of civil engineering! Is it good to forget Ji Shaoyi? I'll steal the battery car to support you! We went to the construction site to move bricks together, I am responsible for tying steel bars with cement, and we are a person who wants to praise the fairy couple when he sees us. 】

[The spirit guy is uninvited: hahahahaha, God fucking moves bricks, I suggest that the old brother should reflect on why Ji Shaodu is fierce 1 and you are still single. 】

Lang Qiao: "......" Grandpa .jpg the subway looked at his phone

What kind of mess is this?

She turned off the group chat with an inexplicable look and began to wait intently for Ji Shaoyi's friend application.

A minute passed......

Nothing happened.

Five minutes later......

Still nothing.

Lang Qiao shook his empty friend application interface, and raised his eyebrows at Gu Congxin: "What does this mean?" ”

"It shows that I am making something out of nothing, secretly Chen Cang, imagining out of thin air, fabricating out of thin air, speechless, and hopeless......" Gu Congxin felt more and more empty-hearted, silently took off the hair dryer hanging on the highest place, raised his hands above his head like a little eunuch's confession, held it in front of her and said, "You please." ”

"Huh." Lang Qiao snorted arrogantly, and finally blew his hair as he wished.

And Gu Congxin didn't leave after losing the gamble, sitting on the small bench in the bathroom like a big dog and muttering to himself: "It shouldn't be, it's impossible, this plot is completely wrong......"

"What's the plot going?" After Lang Qiao used hot air to roughly dry his hair, he adjusted it to cold air to slowly blow his hair smooth.

"Don't you think the characters of the two of you are like romances? In the first 20 chapters, you love to ignore him, and in the last 20 chapters, he annoys you every day, what team forgets to turn on the voice changer, and what friends are rejected in person, it is just to create contradictions and pave the way for you and me to be sweet and sweet after you! That's what it's written in romance texts! ”

As soon as Gu Congxin talked about literature, his eyes immediately lit up with excitement: "It's normal for you to think he's annoying now, sooner or later, there will be a time when you're really fragrant." ”

Saying that, she also pinched her fingers in the void, put it to her lips, took a puff of Schrödinger's cigarette, and then spat out the non-existent smoke ring, and said to her in the tone of a passer-by: "Qiaoqiao, don't blame your sister for not reminding you, ugly refused to be cool for a while, chasing his wife to the crematorium." ”

Lang Qiao: "...... fuck you Qiaoqiao."

She turned off the hair dryer, stood up higher than Gu Congxin by herself, and rubbed her head indiscriminately, "I only have one question about this." ”

Gu Congxin's good big wave was crumpled into an explosive chicken nest by her, and the whole person looked a little messy in the wind: "What doubts?" ”

Lang Qiao: "Have you ever seen such a critical romance hero?" ”

Gu Congxin: "......" I haven't seen it.

She was convinced.

Seeing that she had finally stopped chattering, Lang Qiao nodded with satisfaction and went back to the room to play games.

Gu Congxin was also idle, and followed her back to the room, nesting on the lazy sofa at her feet while eating snacks and playing werewolf killing with people.

The picture was very harmonious for a while, until Lang Qiao boarded QQ and a cough came from her computer.

Gu Congxin's ears were better than that of a dog, so he immediately sat up from the lazy sofa, his eyes lit up and said, "Is it Ji Shaoyi?" Isn't it! ”

Lang Qiao looked at the small speaker in the taskbar with an expressionless face, and a window popped up on the computer.

[Gank your heart, please add you as a friend.]

Additional message: Congratulations, you got it right. 】

Lang Qiao: "??? "What the did I get right?

Whoever this critic wants to go to Gank's heart, she really wants to fuck his mother at the moment anyway.

At the same time, Lang Qiao also received Aite in the contact group of Jinhua University freshmen.

[Gank your heart: Congratulations to @Langのtemptation and other users for winning the championship of this car name guessing competition, and won a luxury friend position of Ji Shaoyi, this competition ended successfully, and we will never see each other again at the same time next week. @全体成员】

[Good luck: the groove? What about fair play? That's it? That's it? That's it? 】

[Lang Ji Lonely SZD: Ahhhhh Loved, loved! 】

[One less and one less seductive wife: Some people are CP on the surface, but they don't even have a QQ friend behind their backs? For a while, I didn't know if it was sugar or a knife. 】

[One less and one less headshot: I don't know if it's sugar or a knife plus one, Ji Shao, who asks for a friend, is too humble, right? ] 】

[Gentle death in the night: hahahaha brother Meng slapped humility on the public screen. 】

[Good Luck Come: Humble +1]

【Lang Ji Lonely SZD: Humble +10086】

[One less and one less seductive wife: humble + ID number]

Seeing that the group was so lively that it could have a party on the spot, a man who symbolized freedom appeared......

[Teacher Cheng of the E-sports Academy: Where is it? Come to my office tomorrow morning after class? @Gank your heart】

Gank your heart: Okay. A well-behaved .jpg]

At this point, the brother Meng who was still shouting about having a party just now was as quiet as a chicken in an instant, and was replaced by a crazy screen in the Jinhua University bar.

[Shocked! Why was the young man suddenly asked out late at night? Is behind the truth the annihilation of humanity or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness? Please tune in tonight's "Go to My Office Tomorrow: Lao Cheng Has Something to Say"]