Chapter 307: The Worst New Year's Eve
"Listen to this title, Yo Yo Yo, Sister Xiu'er? Why are you so shameless? Hey, it's a crooked man. Jiang Youxi took out the snacks she had prepared yesterday.
"Or else it's like you? It's love. Interesting? Zheng Mingshui spread comfortably on the sofa. Yours are so comfortable on this sofa. β
"Little sister, I don't accept it, look at them, look at you again, you always call me by my name, hum." Jiang Youxi pushed Su Jinxiu away and smoothly occupied Lin Tian's side, feeling offended. Funny ghost, huh!
"Oh, what else? Is there a name or not? Let's hurry up and cook, stew the base ingredients we made yesterday, and it's time to eat after six o'clock. Lin Tianzhi sent Jiang Youxi to work.
Jiang Youxi muttered angrily that he knew that he was oppressing me, and got up to work.
"I really didn't expect that Jiang Youxi, such a cold person, would become like this, like a little daughter-in-law." Zheng Mingshui sat next to Su Jinxiu, hugged Su Jinxiu's waist and said.
"There's nothing unexpected, it's like that's it when you fall in love, aren't you too? Once the decision is made to be together, a lot of changes happen. Lin Tian said with a smile, turned on the TV, and randomly called up a program, in fact, no one watched TV, but it was more lively.
Su Jinxiu and Zheng Mingshui looked at each other and smiled: "Yes, we have changed a lot, I didn't find out that Ah Shui was such a person before." β
Zheng Mingshui raised her eyebrows: "That kind of person? β
"Shameless people." Su Jinxiu's words changed, Lin Tian burst out laughing, the two of them were together, after all, one person was under pressure that he shouldn't have tolerate.
"Little sister, come over and help bring it out." Jiang Youxi's voice came from inside.
"Here we are." Lin Tian made a gesture of please.
Lin Tian found a square table, pushed the coffee table aside, then took four cushions and threw them on the stall, brought out the electric hot pot, and put all kinds of vegetables, meat, and spices on it.
"I'm still stained with Lin Tianguang, and I can eat the food cooked by Jiang Youxi." Zheng Mingshui opened the schoolbag he was carrying and took out a bunch of beer.
Lin Tian raised his eyebrows: "You're not an adult yet, are you?" β
"Don't talk nonsense, you're just naked, otherwise a takeaway meal will be a big deal, if it weren't for the young lady to eat it, I wouldn't do it." Jiang Youxi was serving food, and he was happy to hear this.
"Don't you drink? It's New Year's Eve, huh? Why don't you drink some? Zheng Mingshui was obviously a little confused, he seemed to have started drinking in junior high school, and suddenly a high school student said that you are not yet an adult, how can you do this?
"Little sister, you don't drink? We drank it in junior high school. What Jiang Youxi didn't say was that he drank it when he was a child.
Su Jinxiu was also a little surprised: "Me too, Zheng Mingshui has a wine cellar at home, and the three of us often went to drink it when we were young." Ah, I've been taught badly by both of you. β
"No, no, I'll just say it casually, and I'll drink it too." Lin Tian laughed at himself inexplicably, and suddenly thought of a sentence on the Internet, I smoke and drink, but I am still a good girl.
Ma Da, why did I suddenly bring up the issue of adulthood, saying that I don't drink as if I was an adult.
"Hahaha, that's fine, I also brought two good bottles from the cellar." Zheng Mingshui took out two bottles of wine pressed at the bottom.
"All this was brought from home? You're not too heavy. Jiang Youxi was waiting for the pot to become gurgling.
"What's the matter, the beer I bought in the supermarket just now, isn't it a plastic restriction order? I'll just carry the bag. β
Lin Tian and Jiang Youxi were surprised again: "That supermarket has a plastic restriction order?" Why did I buy it in a plastic bag? β
"Ah, it's to add money, in order to save two cents and protect the environment......" Zheng Mingshui felt that the more he said, the more wrong he became.
In the end, Lin Tian smiled helplessly: "I thought we weren't in the same city. β
"Who told you not to look at the receipts? Bang bang Jiang Youxi shook his body.
Lin Tian blinked: "Are you sure I bought it at once?" I'm only responsible for paying, okay? Aren't you the one who bought something? β
"Oops, don't care about the details!" Jiang Youxi said, young lady, look at my eyes, save some face?
The three of them all laughed, and Su Jinxiu said: "Jiang Youxi has to buy and buy even in this environment, admire." β
"This may be his innate habit, he can't change it, since I first met him, I've been buying, buying, buying, and still be." Lin Tian smiled and pinched Jiang Youxi's face.
Jiang Youxi glared at Lin Tian: "So what! β
"It's not like that, I think you're cute, and the way you look when you buy things is cute." Lin Tian served a chopstick dish and opened a bottle of beer.
"Pour it and eat."
Su Jinxiu and Zheng Mingshui looked at each other, and teased: "Tut-tut." β
The hot pot in January was steaming, the windows were full of white mist, and the four of them sat in it drinking wine and eating meat, chatting and bragging, and gradually, all three of them drank too much.
Lin Tian sat alone in the middle, holding his cup speechlessly, the hot pot was already out of food, and the three guys had all eaten up, leaving only the soup base gurgling and carrying out the last stubbornness.
The point is that I got three drunkards, drunkards who went crazy!
At this time, the only sober person would be very uncomfortable, Lin Tian listened to the nonsense of the three people, angry and happy, they talked about the past, those days that they had not participated in.
Lin Tian didn't even understand why the three people who were not very sober could remember themselves, and asked themselves questions at the end of a paragraph.
All she had to do was repeat the interjection perfunctorily: "Wow, that's amazing, um, ah, yes, that's funny." β
Finally, Lin Tian shook the last bottle of wine, all of them were gone, Lin Tian was not ready to listen to the three drunkards, but where to put them to sleep?
Jiang Youxi's bed was nailed to him, and he couldn't move it back, there was only a sofa and an unwarm attic, Lin Tian was going to make a floor for Zheng Mingshui, and Su Jinxiu would just put together the sofa.
The floor shop has been laid, and this goods will go back to the hotel, and Su Jinxiu will keep saying that he will not trouble Lin Tian, and he will go back to the hotel.
The angry Lin Tian couldn't wait to knock the two of them out with a knife, and then throw them on the street to finish the matter, when Lin Tian was thinking, Zheng Mingshui and Su Jinxiu had already put on each other's clothes!
"Lin Tian, why did my clothes get bigger? Did I buy the oversize? How do I remember wearing this today? Su Jinxiu wore her clothes with a tangled face.
"Hey, I'm too thin, next time I buy clothes, I must buy the right one, I'll take you to buy clothes tomorrow, try them on the spot, and pay when it's suitable." Zheng Mingshui was wearing Su Jinxiu's small padded jacket, and Lin Tian was speechless.
"Why don't you two change your clothes?"
"No, his clothes are so ugly to look at me, I don't wear them." Su Jinxiu said angrily.
Okay, Lin Tian thought about it for a while, the hotel is outside the community, and it won't freeze even if you wear it for a while.
Lin Tian helped the two drunkards and was about to go out, Jiang Youxi strangled Lin Tian's neck from behind: "I'm going to see you off too, I'm going too, hiccup~"
Lin Tian really wanted to stun Jiang Youxi this time, how did these three people say that they had been drinking since childhood? The wine is so bad, it's terrible!
"Will you wait for me at home?"
"No, okay, I'm going, I'm going!" Jiang Youxi lay on Lin Tian and couldn't get down.
Su Jinxiu also fanned the flames and said with a smile: "Don't go, you won't know anything, you will only cause trouble, you are a troublemaker." β
"You're the troublemaker, young lady likes me, am I your favorite little heart?" Jiang Youxi pouted after speaking.
Lin Tian wanted to say, you are all troublesome spirits. "Well, wait for me at home, okay? It's very windy outside, and you'll get cold. β
"Don't, you say I'm not your favorite little heart." Jiang Youxi just lay on Lin Tian and couldn't get down.
"You're, you're, you come down first, I'll send these two back, okay? Wait for me to come back. β
"I, no......"
"Aren't you well-behaved? If you don't behave, I won't want you, so let's sleep on the road today. Lin Tian threatened.
"I don't want to sleep on the road, I want to sleep next to the young lady." Jiang Youxi said aggrievedly.
Lin Tian had no choice but to kiss Jiang Youxi: "Can you warm the quilt for me?" Wait until I come back and put you to sleep. β
"Well, okay, I'll go over then." Jiang Youxi was satisfied, let go of Lin Tian, Lin Tian listened to Jiang Youxi's movements and entered the bedroom, took the key, and helped Su Jinxiu and Zheng Mingshui one left and one right.
"Jiang Youxi, this fool." "That's right, it's a fool." The two of them said bad things about Lin Tian left and right, and Lin Tian felt that this was the worst New Year's Eve in his life.
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"Lin Tian, you have to take care of Jiang Youxi, I have a splendid future, and I can't treat Jiang Youxi like before in the future......" Zheng Mingshui and Su Jinxiu finished talking about Jiang Youxi's mental retardation, and muttered that Jiang Youxi was pitiful for a long time, this kind of chatterbox-type drunkard industry is okay, why do you want to hold telephone poles, trash cans, and shared bicycles when you walk on the road!
After a lot of hardships, Lin Tian took the two wild horses back to the hotel.
"What's the room number, and what about your room cards?" Lin Tian asked, the two of them took out the room card, the suite on the top floor, okay, this is the life of a rich man.
Lin Tian dragged the two people onto the elevator, successfully opened the room, stuffed the two people into the bed, breathed a sigh of relief, and heard Su Jinxiu shouting to himself: "Lin Tian." β
"What, what's the matter?" Lin Tian was a little impatient, if you can't say one, two, three, I'll stun you.
"I ...... Be happy. What Su Jinxiu said was terrible, and Lin Tian didn't hear it clearly, so he shook his head.
"I'm leaving, see you tomorrow."
Lin Tian didn't want to go home the moment he came out of the hotel, he had just gotten rid of two drunkards, and there was another one at home.
Lin Tian looked at the sky, so sad.
After grinding outside for a long time, Lin Tian opened the door of the house, and Jiang Youxi was standing at the door, his eyes closed.
Lin Tian was shocked, he couldn't sleepwalk, right? So she called out tentatively: "Jiang Youxi? β
"Ah, young lady, you're finally back, I miss you so much, I thought you weren't coming back, I'm going to fall asleep when I wait, why did you go......" Facing Jiang Youxi's series of questions like a cannon, Lin Tian hugged Jiang Youxi.
I don't know how long he stood at the door, Lin Tian felt that he was really planted.
"You're not stupid."
"I'm not stupid, I'm the smartest person." Jiang Youxi hugged Lin Tian and rested his chin on Lin Tian's shoulder.
"Yes, you're the smartest person in the world." Lin Tian hugged Jiang Youxi, and suddenly his nose was a little sour. GIOA, THIS IS THE WORST NEW YEAR'S EVE!