Chapter 231: Scientific Research Shows
Without waiting for her words to defend herself, Ji Shaoyi had already lightly dropped a kiss on her lips and said in a deep voice: "Thank you Langjun, I like it very much." ”
A sentence of liking made her swallow back all the embarrassment and duplicity, and only replied with a red face: "It's good if you like it." ”
She has never been in love, and she doesn't know how to love someone, so she can only respond to his liking little by little in her own clumsy way.
After holding her warm for a while, Ji Shaoyi finally shed his wolf skin, turned into Cheng Lang's soft and cute little wife, hugged her neck and said wildly: "For the sake of me who likes your scarf so much, is it okay to move over and sleep with me~"
Even if she would abuse him after falling asleep, he was willing.
Anyway, he has countless means to make her so tired that she just wants to sleep, and she has no strength for domestic violence.
Lang Qiao was rubbed by him numbly, and his mind was full of: Who am I? Where am I? Didn't you say that you would turn around and leave after giving away the scarf? Why did I roll with him again......
And fucking spanked again!
She pushed someone's dog head out with a look of disgust, and the straight quote came out of her mouth: "Are you a three-year-old child?" Why sleep with someone else? ”
And judging by his naivety level, he wouldn't need someone to tell him fairy tales before going to bed, right?
But she only tells horror stories......
As soon as she let go of her pushing hand, Ji Shaoyi's hairy head rubbed up again, and she pecked lightly on her face: "Because I like you, I want to wake up every morning and see you at first sight." ”
Then he saw that Lang Qiao pondered for a moment, shook his head seriously and said, "Impossible." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”
He said to himself, what is impossible? As long as you move in with Lao Tzu, won't it be possible?
Before he could say his doubtful words, he heard Lang Qiao say seriously: "Scientific research shows that the first thing people see when they wake up every morning is their nose, but because they are used to it, they automatically ignore it." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" god fucking scientific research shows.
You don't want to sleep with me, you can even say such a bad reason?
And he Ji someone today, he still has to cure her problem of being a straight person at every turn!
So he snorted coldly, and his big hand climbed up to her waist, and his eyes wandered around, and at the end he seemed to smile and said: "Scientific research also shows that steamed buns will become bigger after rubbing, and we ...... Experiment? ”
As soon as these words came out, Lang Qiao's numb expression instantly turned into ...... A look of horror .jpg face
Before Ji Shao stretched out his ruthless iron claws, the door was violently slammed twice.
Gu Congxin: "Ji is weak and zero!" Get out and eat! ”
This roar with the anger of a single dog and swallowing mountains and rivers frightened Ji Shao into losing interest for a moment, and his guilty big hand hung in the air for a moment, and finally helped her straighten her clothes.
He patted her head dotingly and said: "The cycle of this experiment is long, and we won't see results for a while, so we'll think about it in the long run after we finish eating." ”
Lang Qiao: "......" God fucking thinks long.
……
In order to prevent a weak zero from pulling her to do experiments, Lang Qiao had dinner faster than anyone else today.
When she was done, she quickly put the bowl down, dropped the sentence 'I'm full, you eat slowly', and ran back to her room.
The speed of the 800-meter sprint is like a dog chasing after him.
provoked Gu Congxin to ask more: "What's wrong with Lang Jun today?" ”
The culprit, Ji Shaoyi, shook his head and smiled innocently: "I don't know, maybe I'm worried about the experimental subject." ”
And Gu Congxin: "??? "Where did she come from as a freshman?
I suspect you're fooling me, but I don't have .jpg evidence
And what she didn't know was that a certain dog thing was eating seriously on the surface, but what was thinking in her heart was ......
Lang Jun, who ran away in the wilderness, is so cute, I have to find a way to trick her into breaking her awake together.
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After Lang Qiao returned to the room, he took a shower first, and then the whole person planted himself on the bed, and began to hold his mobile phone to suck the cat.
Just when she was so cute by the little milk cat on the screen that the blood groove was empty, the news of her abrasive goblin came again.
And as soon as it came up, it was a series of coquettish cat emojis.
[Lack of heart: My bed seems to have collapsed, can I sleep with you? 】
[Lack of Heart: Discharge .jpg to You]
Lang Qiao looked indifferent.
[Steel coagulator: If the bed collapses, go lose weight. 】
[Steel Coagulation: Otherwise, my bed will collapse.] 】
If you want to trick her into steaming steamed buns together, where is it so easy!
And Ji Shaoyi: "......" Sorry for the interruption.
When the invitation to sleep with him was denied, he rolled out crying......
A few minutes later, Lang Qiao received another harassing message from him.
[Missing Eyes: [Video]]
[Lack of heart and eyes: I'm so scared of Lang Jun~ This lamp suddenly became like this~ I heard someone say that this was a murderous house before I moved in, will it be ......]
He stopped abruptly in the middle of his sentence, and only posted a shivering emoji to show that he was in great need of comfort and companionship at the moment.
And Lang Qiao clicked on the video and saw it......
The lights in Ji Shaoyi's room were on and off for a while, and even the sounds of 'popping', 'popping', and 'clicking' could be heard......
The corners of Lang Qiao's lips twitched, and he replied with a blank face.
[Steel concrete: If you want to create the effect of the light bulb flickering on and off in a horror movie, the method of using voltage instability is more similar, if you keep pressing the switch like this, the light bulb will flash and break. 】
In the next second, she received an all-black picture.
[Lack of heart and eyes: Boom, the bulb is bad~]
Lang Qiao: "......" deserves it.
[Steel Coagulation: Do you have a spare light bulb there?] 】
[Lack of heart eyes: What about some of them~]
As soon as he saw that there was hope of deceiving her, Ji Shaoyi suddenly became more pretended, and he just typed in the dialog box: You want to help others change~
Before I could send it out, I saw it......
[Steel concrete: how to replace the bulb when it is broken? ]
1. Turn off the bulb switch first.
2. Unscrew the broken bulb counterclockwise, and slower when screwing.
3. Screw on the new bulb clockwise, and screw it until it can't be screwed.
4. Turn on the lights and try it. 】
[Steel Coagne: Come on, you can!] 】
Ji Shaoyi: "......" goodbye, I'm autistic.
What could he do? He can only turn into a monster, crazy and cute.
[Lack of heart and eyes: Won't be able to~]
[Lack of heart and eyes: This bulb doesn't listen to me, and my hand also has its own thoughts~]
[Lack of heart: Is your process really right? Why doesn't it light up after being twisted for a long time? 】