Chapter 37: Why are you called Lang Temptation?
"Brothers, listen to me, don't send them one by one like a gourd baby saving grandpa, you must unite and defeat the scumbag, everyone is responsible! Rush—"
"Down with the scumbag, everyone is responsible!"
"Down with the scumbag, everyone is responsible!"
Lang Qiao: "...... "We still don't know why I was called a scumbag when I was besieged that day.
Summoned by the emotional brother, she felt as if the entire P City had come to crusade against her.
FPS games are not like MOBA games, when the operation is high, you can show five at a time, as long as there are many people, they can completely punch the master to death.
Listening to all the excited voices of Mai Li, there were at least five people who came to crusade against her, even if one was responsible for rushing the room, one was responsible for sniping, one was responsible for throwing mines, one was responsible for sealing cigarettes, and one was standing next to her and shouting cheers, it would be clear to arrange her.
Lang Qiao turned off the mirror, put the gun away, and decisively coaxed.
Before she could safely withdraw from the house, the army of scumbags had already arrived, shouting 'hand blade scumbag' while starting to search for her whereabouts.
Listening to the chaotic footsteps around him, Lang Qiao huddled in a windowless room with his gun in his arms, trembling .jpg
Playing games for so long, she has either never encountered an illegal team, or she has never encountered this kind of game that she was happy to play, and as soon as she saw her name appear on the public screen, she immediately started to form an illegal team.
She has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, although she often robs homes and houses, pickpockets clothes and cars, but her style has always been low-key, and there is no reason why she will make so many enemies at once.
Lang Qiao was puzzled, but seeing that those footsteps were getting closer and closer to her, she decisively got up with her gun and decided: Such a sassy team, I will join directly!
Anyway, those people are only shouting to crusade against Lang Yu's temptation, and they don't know what clothes Lang Yu's temptation is wearing when he goes out today.
Besides, what does their crusade against the temptation of the scumbag have to do with her Lang Qiaoqiao?
The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more he felt that there was nothing wrong, so he manipulated his macho man, walked towards them without hesitation, and clicked on all the microphones: "Have you found the temptation of Lang Qiao?" ”
The group of old brothers were still concentrating on finding someone, but when they heard her cold and snowy royal sister voice, they instantly boiled: "the groove? We actually have a girl here? ”
"Whoa, sister, sister, Kangkang, me! Are you also here to crusade against scumbags? ”
"Ahhh I've finally been matched with a girl! It's a girl! ”
How to say it.,That picture is like a crusade against the scumbag team after five fierce men came in succession.,Finally, there is a girl.,In this regard,The captain with a sense of justice gave instructions to the whole team:Pet! Give me a hard pet!
As a result, Lang Qiao, who was still the target of the public just now, became a group pet in an instant, and five strong men surrounded her to send guns and medicines, a group of courteous people.
Lang Qiao, who was still poor and had eaten the last meal, became rich in an instant, integrating the high-level equipment of the whole team.
And she was beaten as a scumbag in a daze, and she felt that she seemed to be sorry for her character if she was not a scumbag, so she secretly began to unload the mill and kill the donkey: "I haven't found it for so long, Lang Yu's temptation should have gone, right?" ”
The elder brother who took the lead was also a little puzzled: "No, except for the six of us during this period, I didn't hear anyone's footsteps......"
"So let's split up?" Lang Qiao took the initiative to suggest.
"Okay." The old brother who took the lead said: "Then a group of two and two will take care of each other, don't be tempted by Lang Yu, that dog thing." ”
In this way, Lang seduced this dog thing to successfully leave the main team with his 'teammates', and also tried to go further and further.
The young man who was chosen by her was so excited that he frantically accosted her all the way: "Little sister, how many hours have you been playing?" My ID is called to open seven trumpets to vote for recommendations, you can call me seven, how about going out and adding a friend? May I ask what your name is? ”
He was chattering merrily, when suddenly he saw the young lady who was walking in front of him turn her head sharply, and raise the bison submachine gun he had offered in her hand and pointed it at him.
No. 7 didn't even have time to react, and the whole person was suddenly turned into a box, and all Mai Li's young lady snorted coldly, and left a sentence very coldly: "Thank you for your gun, my name is Lang Temptation." ”
Number seven: "......" is terrible, deceived by a scumbag!
He's so stupid, really, he only knew that Lang Yu Temptation was a peerless scumbag who could deceive feelings, but he didn't expect that this scumbag would pretend to be a woman with a voice changer!
After Lang Qiao got rid of his little tail, he picked up a tricycle on the side of the road and set out on the road with the luxurious equipment that he had been kidnapped.
In just a few minutes, two brothers were damaged, and the old brother who took the lead was very distressed, and he and the remaining three brothers drove after him, and while he used human body strokes and marksmanship to frantically sweep Lang Qiao's car, and at the same time fiercely crusaded against her actions in Maili.
"Why are you called Lang Temptation? Why do you know how to turn on a voice changer to deceive boys and girls? Why did you abandon your wife and children? Why do you owe 800 million for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling? Why do you beat your wife if you don't agree with you? Did you know that your wife had an abortion for you? Your wife ......."
I don't know, I thought it was a voice-activated game, and the output was all about roaring.
The two sides fought back and forth in the wheat field, and the main manifestations were: Lang Qiao kept running, they kept chasing, and while chasing, they took turns setting up guns to sweep her car.
And the final result of this tug-of-war is: the four brothers have all the bullets and failed to sweep Lang Qiao off the three jumpers, and the dish is very real......
For the sake of his high-end equipment, Lang Qiao didn't embarrass them, and coolly dropped a sentence: "I didn't turn on the voice changer, and I'm not a scumbag." ”
Then he rode his own three jumpers, and went to other places to pick up the rags with a sad face.
The four brothers of the human body stroke, you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly someone sighed: "Is it my delusion?" I actually think that the back of his dashing departure is a little affectionate. ”
"Maybe I've been single for a long time, and the scumbag who turns on the voice changer is all excited."
"......" I can't refute.
Thanks to the blessing of the five brothers who formed a team, Lang Qiao finally took the high-end equipment they offered to kill all sides in the finals, and ate the chicken without any suspense.
After returning to the main interface of the game, she was no longer in a hurry to match the next one, but silently picked up her mobile phone and clicked into her own special software for eating melons - Baidu Tieba.
She suspects that someone is trying to her, and she has proof!!
After logging in to the account, Lang Qiao decisively clicked into PUBG, and the moment he entered, he saw a spicy and blind title.