Chapter 177: Don't make a fool of yourself

When the husband and wife returned home, it was already 8:30 p.m., and they suddenly saw three people squatting at the door of the room, one of whom kept talking on the phone and complaining.

This is too bad that this afternoon, because of the naming ceremony of the signature dish, the mobile phones were turned off. How did you forget this Shen Wancai!

Yu Yan smiled embarrassedly, pretending not to know and asked, "Sister...... Why are you here?"

"You two are happy outside, do you know you're back?" Fang Mei pretended to be angry, patted her belly, and said, "We haven't eaten yet, we're all waiting for you!"

"Ah, then I'll go buy some food. Saying that, Fang Yu pretended to turn around and leave.

Fang Mei smiled: "Okay, don't pretend, see that I don't have any dishes in my hand? ”

Fang Yu leaned over with a hippie smile: "It's amazing, you can even see this?"

Suddenly, he sniffed vigorously, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, the old lady never wears perfume, why is she pretending to be a lady now?

Yu Yan said softly: "Why don't you understand?"

"What do you understand?"

When did this become a wooden fish head? Come on, let's put it another way. I saw Yu Yan leaning into his ear and whispering, "If I wear perfume, what will happen to you?"

"Of course I carried you to bed and undressed...... Fang Yu suddenly realized, "I see." ”

"What are you talking about, what is that?" Fang Mei said with a smile as she peeled the bamboo shoots.

Yu Yan smiled: "Ah, it's nothing, we're just discussing what to do with this fish." ”

Ignoring her sister's presence, Fang Yu gently hugged Yu Yan's waist from behind, and while smelling the fragrance of her hair, she said, "Yes, yes, I think it's better to do it over and over again." But my wife had to do it lying down. Sister, what do you say you should do?"

Yu Yan secretly pinched: "Husband, what are you talking about......

Fang Mei smiled bitterly: "What is turning around, what is lying down, is this cooking fish, or what are you doing?"

Watching the two of them kiss me and me in the kitchen, Fang Mei shook her head gently, these little couples, no matter where they go, they have to show affection, and they don't care if other people are on the side.

"This short cheongsam of yours today is beautiful and very sexy, I love it very much. β€œ

"You look handsome in a suit and tie today, too. I love it too. ”

"Tell me, do you wear a bra inside?"

"I never wear that, I like to let it be uninhibited and stretch freely. ”

"Is it free to stretch? Let me touch it. ”

"Someone is watching......

"Just touch it. ”

"Really?"

Fang Mei peeked at Fang Yu and stretched out his hand, unbuttoned a row of buttons on Yu Yan's right shoulder, and then poked his hand in in a grand manner.

Is it really like this? Isn't it? Fang Mei opened her mouth wide in surprise, and when she looked closely, sure enough, his hand was repeatedly exploring Yu Yan's chest.

"Take your hand out quickly, and when my sister sees it, I'm ashamed. ”

"Ignore her, just treat it as air. Despite what he said, he obediently withdrew his hand and quickly buttoned her buttons.

"Lady, I just felt something for my husband, please give me more advice. ”

Yu Yan couldn't help but smile and said, "That's it, what do you think?"

This reminds me of Chen Duxiu, who has a poem called "Milk Fang Fu". Now that I've realized it deeply, it's better to recite it to you. ”

"Milk, milk. The things on the woman's breast are numbered two, and they are called to the left and right. Originated in cardamom, formed in 28. Stinging during the day, and shining at night. Beauty has always fought for land, and since ancient times, heroes have been gentle and gentle.

Bow down to me and explore your double jade peaks, just like a ship entering the port, like returning home. In addition to the cold wind and rain, throw yourself into the warm ocean. Deep, shallow, intoxicated, flying. ”

Yu Yan couldn't help but purse her lips and smile, a touch of shyness, on her white and tender face, her nose wrinkled slightly, pouted, and sneered: "It's so annoying, are you ashamed." ”

What man doesn't like such a fairy-like and delicate beauty? Fang Mei deliberately coughed heavily, and shouted at the living room: "Where is my husband, come and help, otherwise I don't know when this meal will reach my mouth." ”

"Come on!"

Yu Yan couldn't help laughing: "You two, why do I sound like the little two in the inn." Little Er, it's time to serve!"

Fang Yu held the dish, hunched his waist, and shouted loudly as he walked: "Old Shen, sweet and sour pork ribs are coming! ”

Shen Wancai was stunned for a moment, touched his beard, nodded with a smile and said, "Like, you are very similar." ”

"Guest officer, we have some fine wine here, would you like to try it?"

Shen Wancai said with a smile: "Then give the old man two corners of wine first." ”

Although the wine is the fragrance of aging, it is also the state of mind that is important when drinking. Shen Wancai took a small sip, and suddenly sighed: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark cup, if you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately." Drunk and lying on the battlefield, how many people have come back to fight in ancient times?"

"Seniorsβ€”" Fang Yu's heart became heavy, sighed, and said, "It's a lot of bad intentions to meet in the hotel, and the twilight snow is sunny and waiting for Yan Fei." The master was drunk and not drunk. Is there a long way to go back in the twilight?"

"The drums cut off the pedestrians, and the sound of geese in the autumn. The dew is white from tonight, and the moon is the hometown of Ming. Shen Wancai let out a long sigh, walked to the balcony, looked up at the night sky, and couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Old Shen......" Fang Yu wanted to speak and stopped.

"The old man knows that the way home will not be easy. It's just that I've been away from home for many years, and I don't think I miss it very much. Let the little brother laugh. ”

"Elder Shen, we can eat. Chen Hongzi said, "We have some things that must be planned well. For example, how do we have to send you back? We must take into account the difficulties that may be encountered, or the circumstances that may be unexpected, and the more detailed and thoughtful the better. ”

Yu Yan said: "Old Shen, let's talk while eating." ”

Sweet and sour pork ribs, husband and wife lung slices, dragon beard beef, stir-fried vegetables with mushrooms, and finally three fresh soups.

"I'll just accompany Shen Lao to drink some wine, you eat. As he spoke, Fang Yu sandwiched a piece of beef, put it into Yu Yan's bowl, and said softly, "You've been busy all day today, and you haven't eaten anything, eat more." ”

Yu Yan smiled and asked, "What if I get fat?"

"No matter how fat she is, it's my wife. ”

Fang Mei said: "Okay, don't show affection, and don't let people eat." ”

"Little brother, I wonder why you have to wait until the time of the blood moon to send me back?"

Yu Yan replied, "Only on the night of the Blood Moon can you open the Gate of Time and Space. Besides, we may not be able to go back to your time all at once, so you had better be mentally prepared. ”

Shen Wancai became a little worried when he heard it: "Then what should I do?"

Fang Yu said: "Don't worry, I'll send you when the time comes, and I'll always send you home." ”

Yu Yan didn't think so, she reminded her husband that Li Zongmin chased and killed all the way back then, and opened the door of time and space at a critical moment. Although we are in the same era, we are scattered all over the place. So just in case, we have to agree on a place. If we get separated, we might as well have a place to meet.

With that, her gaze turned to her husband, who she knew was a connoisseur in this regard.

Luoyang, starting from the Xia Dynasty, the first dynasty in China, successively has Shang, Western Zhou, Eastern Zhou, Eastern Han, Cao Wei, Western Jin, Northern Wei, Sui, Tang, Later Liang, Later Tang, Later Jin "thirteen" dynasties built their capitals here, is the earliest capital in China, the most dynasties, the longest history.

Speaking of this, Fang Yu knocked on the table and said, "So if we get separated, we will meet in Luoyang." ”

Fang Yu said: "But if you travel to the Song Dynasty, then the situation will be very different. ”

Chen Hongzi asked, "Is there any difference?"

"At the beginning of the Song Dynasty, along the old system of the five dynasties, Kaifeng Mansion was Tokyo, and Henan Mansion was Xijing. In other words, there were four capitals in the Northern Song Dynasty, namely Kaifeng Mansion in Tokyo, Henan Mansion in Xijing, Daimyo Mansion in Beijing, and Yingtianfu in Nanjing. The status of the four capitals is roughly equal. Luoyang in the Northern Song Dynasty, that is, Xijing Henan Mansion at that time, you must not be mistaken. ”

Fang Mei said: "Then you are leaving, what about the affairs of the Zhengyuan Hotel?"

Fang Yu said: "The things in the hotel have been almost arranged, and now I am worried about how to explain it at home." ”

Fang Mei said: "Little sister, second son, don't worry, we will arrange the things in the family to ensure that they will not be suspicious." ”

Zhengzheng suddenly put down the dishes and chopsticks and said, "Father, mother, my sister and I are also going." ”

Fang Mei said: "Don't you go, okay with your aunt?"

Yuan Yuan said: "Father, mother, we want to visit Grandpa." ”

The two children looked at each other, and suddenly fell to their knees, and said in unison, "I beg my father, my mother's permission!"

Yu Yan said: "This is a big deal, and I need your father's consent, as long as he agrees, I have no opinion." ”

Fang Yu thought for a while and said, "Then I'll test you." If you can move me, I'll let you go, or not, don't talk. ”

Yuan Yuan said: "Father, you often say that you must know how to be grateful, and you must respect your teacher, and the child is very concerned about his grandfather, so he begs his father to be gracious." ”

Fang Yu smiled, but did not speak.

Yu Yan smiled slightly and said, "Okay, look at the pitiful appearance of the two children." In this way, with the theme of respecting teachers and respecting the Tao, each of you will write a poem and come out, and then you will pass the test, and I will take you there. ”

"It's too simple......

Fang Yu's words were not finished, and Zhengzheng had already recited: "There is a fate to get back to the spring breeze, and talk and laugh about the master and apprentice." Recalling the model of gentleness and kindness in the past, he is still chic in his arms. ”

"Uh......"

Poetry and poetry are not good at Yuanyuan, and when she was meditating, she only listened to Zhengzheng and continued to chant: "Long memory of the teacher is looking and finding, and Ou Peng happened to meet the good news." It is like a pearl in the sea, and it does not sigh that the frost has invaded over the years. ”

"Haha, good poetry!" Shen Wancai laughed.

Yu Yan smiled and said, "We'll be back when we go, and we won't be able to delay for a few days." Husband, good husband, kiss husband, you just agree. ”

Fang Yu said with a smile: "Since your mother intercedes for you, then let's go together when the time comes." ”

Seeing that the father agreed, the two children immediately cheered.

Fang Mei said: "Little sister, do you see if you can bring us with you?" Look, we can bring you children to solve your worries, and we promise that we will never cause you trouble." ”

Chen Hongzi immediately chimed in: "Yes, yes, let's go too." You can still take care of each other. ”

Fang Yu frowned and said, "Isn't this adding to the chaos? Isn't there enough to do? don't make a fool of yourself!"