Eat insects? The crunchy kind!

"The sun is wanton, the crowd is crowded, you protect me in my arms." 》

———— Su Xingri

On the May Day holiday, the street is in the form of people conforming to the crowd.

In the central square, in the crowded crowd, a beautiful and playful girl jumped left and right excitedly, and the boy next to her was also online, exuding an indifferent and casual gentle temperament.

The boy who was one shoulder taller than her spread his arms slightly, and the crowd of people collided with his strong arms from time to time, expanding the space for the girls to move!

Su Xingri hid under the protection of Jiang Yu and moved freely, "Wow~ It's so lucky, there is a food festival!" ”

Jiang Yu looked at the black crowd, and glanced at it with his eyebrows, "There are too many people, it's not safe!" ”

Crowded places are prone to stampedes, and items are easy to lose!

Jiang Yu lowered his eyes and looked at the girl wrapped in the crook of his arm, and said worriedly, "You are still wearing a skirt, which is even more unsafe." ”

Roughly straightened the knee-length light blue satin skirt "Hey! Isn't that you! Su Xingri raised his eyebrows in amusement, looked at his arm, and felt like he was soaked in honey, "Flower Messenger!" ”

Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, sighed silently, and said, "You're really welcome!" ”

Su Xingri didn't care, and even a little embarrassed.

Sure enough, when the male god is still alone with himself, his attention is all on himself, and in the future, he will go out more and more, so that falling in love with this fairy is just around the corner! Hahaha!

Although he thought so in his heart, Su Xingri still suppressed his joy and said with a little innocence,

"No, no, you have to know that you are voluntary, and I will give you something in return, how about you eat all over this street?"

Jiang Yu understands, it's useless to say anything, anyway, nothing can stop her from being a foodie!

So he obediently followed Su Foodie to start

sizzling squid,

Mutton steamed buns,

Meat sandwich bun,

stinky tofu

The dog ignores the buns...... Eat, eat, eat!

Su Xingri grabbed a handful of freshly grilled meat skewers in each hand, took a bite of the meat skewers on the left hand, and nodded with satisfaction, "This lamb skewer is good, the cumin sprinkled on it is delicious enough, give it, this is your share!" ”

The food on the street is almost the same, Jiang Yu can't eat well, but he also wants to disturb someone's interest, so he silently took the mutton skewers she handed over, took out one and took a bite, and commented approvingly, "Well, it's okay." ”

Su Xingri took a sip of the meat in his mouth, and tasted all the delicacies he had just eaten, "Yes, I've eaten so many stalls, I think that Goubuli bun is the most untasty, and the taste is not authentic at all." ”

recalled what she said when she was eating steamed buns: 'Why is this dog ignoring the buns so small, pressing them down is smaller than my palm, and I can stuff one in one bite.' ’

In the end, it was really a mouthful, a box of 4, and I didn't like it enough to eat and bought another one.

After Jiang Yu recalled, he chuckled and said, "I don't know if it's authentic or not, I know that someone eats two portions and eats quite happily!" ”

"Oops, isn't that too small, didn't I taste it, and I didn't taste it until I ate the second box." Saying with a weak heart, Su Xingri's eyes looked around uncertainly.

Suddenly, his eyes must be starlight, as if he had discovered a mysterious treasure, "I have found delicious food, go quickly!" ”

Jiang Yu was pulled to the front of the stall, and when he saw the so-called "food" in front of him, his scalp was a little numb, but unexpectedly, Su Xingri waved his hand and said, "Boss, come 6 strings of scorpions, this cicada chrysalis and cicadas will be combined with 2 copies!" ”

"What's that...... I don't eat ......," Jiang Yu said to her weakly on the side.

"Why?" Su Xingri turned his head to look at him suspiciously, and suddenly realized in his heart, "Oh, I know, you haven't eaten these!" ”

Jiang Yu generously admitted, "...... I haven't eaten it,"

When the girl heard this, her dark eyes rolled slyly, and those who knew her knew that she was going to do something!

Without waiting for Yu Yu to say anything, Su Xingri planted grass for the insects, "I'll tell you, don't keep them like this and be cruel, when you eat it in your mouth, it's another delicacy!" ”

Jiang Yu: "......" No, I still refuse!

The stinky tofu just now is already his limit, and it is already good to be able to endure the smell and eat a piece!

Seeing that he was still hesitating, Su Xingri made persistent efforts to make an analogy, "Actually, this is the same as the first time you eat durian, you smell the smell of durian and feel like poop, but you eat it."

You'll think, hey, it's not the same thing, it's quite fragrant, and then the more you eat, the more you like it.

Finally, when you smell the durian again, you will feel that this poop smell is really fragrant! ”

Hearing this metaphor, the boss who was roasting the scorpion had a visible shake on his hand, and almost shook the skewer to the ground.

Jiang Yu has a black line on his forehead, and durian can be compared like this, indicating that she really can't keep up with her novel brain circuit!

Soon the insects were roasted, and the two found a place to sit down.

Su Xingri pushed a string of scorpions in front of Jiang Yu, "Here, eat one, it's crunchy." ”

"Don't, and I feel like you're tricking me, I refuse! It's all for you, I'll eat my lamb skewers. Jiang Yu stayed away from the "kindness" she handed over, and got up and sat opposite her!

She really wants to trick Jiang Yu, and she has always wanted to, but some routines are obvious, and some are not.

The current routine is to see what the expression on his face will be like if he eats insects, but it is also a simple skin, and he does not have to eat it!

watched him eat the meat skewers in small bites, "You eat this meat skewer so slowly, mine has already finished masturbating!" ”

Not reluctant Jiang Yu, Su Xingri withdrew his hand, bit down a roasted scorpion, and bit it in his mouth with a "click" sound, and did not forget to praise "It's so fragrant!" ”

******

Both of them had a full meal, Su Xingri covered his mouth and let out a small "hiccup".

Holding his stomach in his hand, he turned clockwise twice, "When you're full, let's go for a walk." I'll take you to see the kindergarten I attended when I was a child,

But now it's a holiday, I don't know if the doorman will open the door! ”

"You're still in kindergarten here?" Jiang Yu was surprised, "Aren't you from City B?" Why do you come to read it like that? ”

Su Xingri smiled embarrassedly, "When I was a child, I was naughty and often found something for my mother to do, and my father loved my mother very much, and then he left me here alone." ”

Jiang Yu: "You are independent at such a young age, you are quite brave." ”

"What's your tone? The voice is weird, I doubt you're complimenting me! Su Xingri looked at him and asked, really feeling that he was a little melancholy.

"I'm praising you, when I was in kindergarten, I relied on my parents when I was so young." Jiang Yu will return to his usual gentle and calm feeling, and Su Xingri wonders if he is hallucinating.

didn't think too much about it, how could such a gentle and good-looking male god have something sad.

I also want the male god to understand his childhood, and he started to talk and said, "I'm not independent, I'm at my cousin Lu Zhan's house under the fence, I'll tell you, I'm so pitiful, Lu Zhan still bullied me and didn't take me to play......"

Jiang Yu suddenly remembered Lu Zhan's evaluation of Su Xingri in the morning, "So you are playing prestige in his name and being a little overlord?" ”

Su Xingri hurriedly denied, "Don't listen to his nonsense, I didn't use his name, who asked him not to play with me,

I borrowed it, but I didn't expect those classmates to be so timid, I said hand over the sugar, and they really handed it over! ”

With her lively personality, Jiang Yu couldn't help but ask, "Is it really just to grab classmates candy?" Haven't hit anyone? ”

"When I was a child, I was greedy and would only grab sugar!"

"What about when you're older?"

"When you're older? Seeing Lu Zhan and them fighting, he was too timid to go up, so he went to learn judo for 3 years! ”

"Learned judo, and then started beating people?"

"No, after learning martial arts, I will tell me a truth,

The real strong people don't need to play, they are all handed over to the little brother who works for me! ”

Jiang Yu frowned, "Little brother? How do you have a little brother who works for you? ”

Not noticing Jiang Yu's abnormality, Su Xingri said his glorious approach quite proudly: "Oh, I just shouted, 'I am Lu Zhan's own sister', and the younger brother will come over."

What do you think? I'm smart! ”

Jiang Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief at first, and said helplessly, "Smart ......"

……

Talking all the way, I soon arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten.

The wall next to the kindergarten gate is painted with cute cartoons, and a piece of white and white solid color is left in the middle of the wall, which is nailed with several energetic signboard characters of "Little Sunshine Kindergarten".

Jiang Yu looked at Su Xingri in surprise, "You are also studying in this kindergarten?" ”