Volume 2 The Beginning of the Power Chapter 228 Street Scene Stage Play
The Hound is in a bit of trouble.
He was lying on the street pretending to be a big dog, and when he heard footsteps, he sniffed with his nose. The next moment, he turned into a guard Lao Wu, and walked to the other side of the street with his stomach puffed.
The footsteps quickly caught up, "Lao Wu, borrow a fire, forget to bring a fire." ”
The hound scolded her mother in her heart, Wang Beibei, you only know how to hook men, what about the strict discipline of the guards here? What's the deal with smoking while cruising the streets?
The hound secretly complained in his heart, he didn't smoke, not to mention that the clothes on his body were all changed, where could he find a lighter from his body? In the final analysis, he, like his boss Shang Shiyin, runs around with his bare buttocks, relying on his changed clothes to cover up his ugliness.
He can't show his face, his current appearance is far from Lao Wu. Nor can it speak, and controlling the vocal cords is more difficult than controlling the facial muscles. He could only pretend not to hear it, and secretly quickened his pace.
"Old Wu, brother, don't do this. Why don't you just kiss your concubine, why are you so angry? Give me fire quickly, and take advantage of the fact that the inspection is not enjoyable, and suffocate me. "The person in the back is like chewing gum stuck to the sole of the shoe, and you can't shake it off.
It turns out that this product is green for Lao Wu, which is a good reason. The hound waved his fist upwards and took a bigger step.
"So stingy? Lao Wu, you're still not a man. The latter has the spirit of never giving up, "Yes, I was wrong, I'll let my mother-in-law kiss you too, okay?" ”
The hound felt that the latter was scum, so he decided not to run away: Brother Lao Wu has worked hard to be a frozen man, and I will help you avenge this revenge.
It is still 300 meters away from the dangerous building, but there is a very narrow and deep alley next to it. The hound sniffed, there was no human smell, and there was no one living in the vicinity. He was standing still at the mouth of the alley.
"Our brothers have been together for eighteen years, is it worth it to be angry for a woman? I'll find you two girls in two days. The scumbag chased after him and patted the hound on the shoulder, "Give me fire." ”
The hound turned around, looked at the scumbag whose facial expression was changing from laughter to shock, and said, "There is no fire, only milk." ”
The "feeding bottle" was pressed against the scumbag's stomach, and the hound pressed the red button.
The hound dragged the scumbag guard into the deep alley. Something is wrong with the dangerous building. The patrol guard on another street perpendicular to this street, when he came to the intersection, did not see Lao Wu, and turned in. The lab wasn't far from the street, and Spider-Man was still spinning a web.
Wang Beibei immediately rushed out of the darkness, and when she was still five or six meters away from this guard, she sat on the ground, "Oops, my foot is broken, it hurts." ”
Wang Beibei shouted oops, but her eyes kept throwing winks at the guards.
Luo Youcheng in the monitoring room of the academy laughed again, and amateur actor Wang Beibei was born with feelings. The eyes of the other staff in the monitoring room always glanced at Wang Beibei's monitoring screen, which was too happy. Twelve seconds walked behind them with a smile, and one of them was slapped in the head. "Do your job."
Here, Wang Beibei is still working hard. This guard is very young, how have he ever seen such a look? My heart trembled, then it hurt, then it hurt, then it hurt again, and after repeating it twice, I hurried over to help.
"Little brother, my foot is twisted, can you carry me home?" Wang Beibei sat on the ground, her hands running down the guard's calves to her thighs.
The young guard's face swelled to the color of pig liver, and he said in embarrassment: "Sister, I would like to, but I am on patrol. ”
"My home is very close, so I can't delay much." Teddy still has that rhetoric, but he doesn't
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Refreshing.
After two seconds of struggle, the young guard finally made up his mind. He crouched down and let Wang Beibei climb on his back.
"Little brother, my house is just a few dozen meters in front, and it will be there soon."
"Isn't it a dangerous building in front of you? Can a person live in a black light? The guard brother wondered.
"I'm shy, that's why I like black."
"What?" The guard didn't understand.
It turned out to be a junior brother. According to Wang Beibei's life experience, Brother Chu is the most ineffective group of people, so she sent this bottle of milk.
Wang Beibei drew circles on the back of the guard brother, and said the most straightforward words coquettishly: "Wood, my sister likes you, what does my sister want to do with you?" ”
This time, the little brother understood, and his legs and stomach were trembling excitedly.
"Hurry up, it's the unit door, and I've laid a mat inside."
The guard brother took a deep breath, and his duties, patrols, and inspectors were all forgotten by him. He trotted with Wang Beibei on his back, and just ran into the unit door, his shoulder was patted on the shoulder by his sister on his back.
"Little brother, stop for a moment, put me down, I have something to ask you."
The guard brother put her down. "Sister, if you have anything to say, you can ask."
"Do you like milk?"
The little brother felt that this time he understood, and quickly nodded.
When the guard brother was dragged away, he didn't even understand, didn't he say drinking milk, how could he die when he heard this?
In view of Wang Beibei's outstanding performance tonight, Three Seconds abandoned her prejudices and smiled very kindly.
Three seconds is not Wang Beibei's dish, listening to this name, you know that he is a person who has no combat effectiveness at all. Wang Beibei will not waste her energy and ability on the five scum of war, Sanss and his brothers are the combination of "five scum of war", and they are destined to become colleagues only. To colleagues, be as warm as a spring breeze.
Wang Beibei said with a smile: "It's more fun to feed them than to sleep with them, should I go and lure all the patrol guards from the nearby streets?" ”
Three seconds couldn't help but shudder, "Don't, if you alarm the people guarding the battalion, it won't be fun." ”
Wang Beibei glanced at him, "Cowardice, I'm not afraid of a single woman, even if all three hundred of them come, I can take them all down alone." ”
I didn't speak for three seconds, and I really couldn't find a common language with this female pervert.
A big dog came up to them, "Sao Fox, you've developed the crow's beak ability again?" ”
"It turned out to be Brother Dog," Wang Beibei threw a wink at the hound, "How can I have that ability?" Brother dog, what do you mean by this? ”
The hound is not a high-level, there is no chip to shield the charm ability, this electric eye almost didn't let him maintain the dog form, cherishing life, he hurriedly ran seven or eight meters into the distance.
"I smell a lot of people, coming down the street, twenty or so." "There's no big problem with the lab, Spider-Man has a three-layer net at the door, and the guards shouldn't be looking for it." But it's hard to say here, you find a place to hide, and I'll lure them away. ”
With that, the hounds rushed into the street.
Three seconds said hello to Wang Beibei, and hurriedly found six seconds to hide the three "frozen people". Wang Beibei didn't follow, she chuckled:
"Man, I can't hold my breath."
The hound hid in the shadows, staring nervously at the corner of the street, the bottle hanging from its ass trembling terribly. The footsteps drew nearer, and the hound stood up.
Crossroads, leading
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The men gestured, some of them continued forward, and the leader led the way into the street where the laboratory was located.
These people wore different uniforms from patrol guards, darker in color, and were supposed to be guards.
"Wang~" The hound roared.
"Where's the wild dog?" A guard asked. The sound was not loud, but it could be heard clearly by the ears of a hound.
"Leave the dog alone, it's important to find an inspector. He's missing nearby, huh? The patrolman of this street is also missing. The captain of the guard whispered, "There is a situation, everyone pay attention to safety." ”
The hound took a few steps forward with great courage, and the guards ignored him, holding their pistols in both hands, and looked nervously at the buildings on both sides of the street. Seeing this, the hound simply walked forward slowly. When he was five meters away from one of the guards, he suddenly accelerated and bit the guard's wrist.
With a single blow, the hound immediately galloped towards the intersection with lightning speed, and in a matter of seconds, he was already running into another street. The guard's wail came out at this time, and he screamed a little exaggeratedly, and the skin on his wrist was not even broken.
Seeing that the guards had not caught up, the hound took a few steps back, stood at the crossroads, and barked at the guards.
The captain of the guard looked at the big dog sixty meters away and said, "Whose dog will hang a bottle on his buttocks?" Jin San, Mazi, Huang Li, the three of you are fast, catch up and take a look. Don't let it get close, shoot it when you get the chance. ”
The three guards broke away from the group and chased the hounds. It was a far cry from what the Hound had expected, and he wanted to lure all the guards away. Now, he can only run away first, wait until he has finished feeding the three guards, and then come back to the rescue.
At the entrance of the unit door, Wang Beibei covered her mouth and chuckled: "Brother Dog's charm is too low, and the old lady has to come out." ”
She crept through the green belt, took advantage of the guards' attention to the hounds, came to the street lamp, lifted the hem of her skirt, and sat down. The street lamps shine vertically, like spotlights, making Wang Beibei the starring role in the street scene stage play.
"Oops, oops, oops......"
In the monitoring room of the academy, the tense nerves of Luo Youcheng and the staff of the security department immediately relaxed, as if this joyful "oops" was a powerful nerve soothing.
The captain of the guard was in a trance, looking at the goddess who seemed to fall from the sky under the "spotlight", and listening to the "oops" that made his heart tremble, he remembered a very, very old ballad. Is the name of the ballad "Oops Girl"? Unimportant. It doesn't matter if the heroine in the ballad is called Oops. The important thing is that this song fits his heart very well at this time.
He can't remember the lyrics clearly, but they probably look like this:
There's a girl underneath the streetlamp
It's called Oops
Someone is legending her eyes
Seeing makes you younger
If you get her hugs
You will never grow old
For the sake of this magical legend
I'm going to try to pounce on it
The captain of the guard pounced with the eight younger brothers who were also on the road.
"What's wrong with you, girl?"
Wang Beibei's eyes blinked, looked at the captain of the guard, and then swept over each of the guards. Everyone present felt that this poor girl was asking for help.
"My foot is broken, oops...... It hurts, oops...... Lost, can't find a home, woo woo woo ......"
The monitoring room of the academy was already bursting with laughter, and even Luo Youcheng and Twelve Seconds were already squatting on the ground with their stomachs in their arms.
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