[Steel Coagne: Finally willing to admit it?] Well? 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" is bad, and I was accidentally tricked.

What's even more terrifying is that not only did he not have the slightest shame of falling off the horse, but he also felt ...... Today's black-bellied brother Lang is also a little fucking cute!

Some people scatter while walking, and some get used to it when their vests fall off.

After the little vest was ruthlessly torn apart, Ji Shaoyi, who was weak-hearted, decisively chose to play dead, and silently rolled to play games with his scattered little vest.

After a game, he took out his small notebook and began to write today's copy of "Handsome Self-cultivation".

[What the fuck is the number of days and days of love, what weather is love, because none of this matters! ] The important thing is that the widow hyped up the relationship with Lang Qing and was afraid of being beaten, so he deliberately changed into a small vest that his mother couldn't recognize, but Lang Qing saw through it at a glance, maybe this is love. (It's all to blame on the widow, this damn handsome guy is so fucking good)

In the end, I'm really happy today (if I hadn't been deceived by Lang Qing first and then killed to expose the corpse wilderness.) ）】

After reading through it, Ji Shaoyi closed his book with satisfaction and went to bed.

On the other side, Lang Qiao, who had not been able to get a reply for a long time, sneered, only as if he had acquiesced.

She quit the game through gritted teeth, and decided to block this criticism from now on and cut him off.

She put her finger on the screen of her mobile phone, and clicked out the information card of her classmate who was missing her eyes, and was just about to pull people into the blacklist, when she looked at a few hours ago, his QQ space seemed to be updated again......

And the updated title is: Ah Wei mass grave! I can suck ten bald cats like this in one go!

Lang Qiao: "!! ”

Although a certain can't do anything, the dog who is the first demon is very bad, but his QQ dynamics are really fragrant!

Cats are innocent!

In this way, Lang, who was addicted to sucking, once again failed to control his paws and embarked on the road of crime.

By the time she came out of someone's space refreshed, she had completely forgotten what she was going to do in the first place.

……

Early the next morning, Ji Shaoyi was woken up by the sound of chickens in the dormitory.

Yes, you read that right, other college students secretly raise cats, dogs, and rabbits in the dormitory, and Ji Shaoyi secretly raises chickens directly in the dormitory.

The dormitory of Jinhua University is a four-person room, and in addition to Tian Luo, Ji Shaoyi also has two roommates.

If you quote Mr. Lu Xun's classic sentence to describe them, it is probably: I have two roommates, one is a sand sculpture, and the other is also a sand sculpture.

Among them, the number one sand sculpture is named Xue Zhe, this guy is simply the desperate San Lang of the E-sports Academy, who gets up earlier than a chicken and sleeps later than a dog every day, and the library, classroom, canteen, and dormitory are four o'clock and one line, and the thunder can't move, resulting in the start of school for a month, and the number of times Ji Shao has seen him is only a handful.

If it weren't for the fact that he had to sit in the same classroom in class, Ji Shaoyi suspected that he might not know what the bed next door looked like for four years of college.

And this Xue Zhe is so sassy, he studies so hard, and his admission score is still the first from the bottom.

Ji Shaoyi, who is the second-to-last, has suspected more than once that he is a game black hole that has been transferred......

And he studied so hard probably to get in the top few exams and change majors next semester.

Play a good game, don't fight, cry and shout to go to other majors to study...... Tsk, you taste, you taste.

And the second sand sculpture is named Xi Shu, a little fat man with a gentle personality and a very long reflex arc. This guy has no other hobbies, that is, the thief likes to flip small animals, so much so that on the first day of school, he bought a fluffy little yellow chicken and a fluffy little yellow duck from the university town, saying that it is a pet chicken and a pet duck, and the legs are short and not long.

Fortunately, the space in their dormitory is large enough, Ji Shaoyi himself is a slut with broken legs, and he doesn't like to interfere with other people's freedom, and after crying and asking for their consent, Xi Shu secretly raised the chickens and ducklings on the balcony.

And what Ji Shao didn't expect was that the chick and duckling were just the beginning.

After consulting many sources, Xi Shu learned that it would be better for chickens and ducklings to eat live insects than to eat feed, so he was happy to be a father with his father's love and loneliness, and when the moon was dark and the wind was high and there was no one, he slipped out of the dormitory with a shovel.

I knew that he went to the school flower bed to dig soil secretly, and those who didn't know thought he was going to bury someone.

The day after the soil was stolen, Xi Shu bought a batch of live earthworms from a certain treasure and raised a pot.

The chicken's problem was solved, and the duckling still had to swim, so the whole fish tank was set up, and the duckling was put into the water to swim twice if it was fine.

He was thrifty and didn't even bother to throw away chicken and duck feces, but directly bought cabbage seeds and sprinkled them on the balcony, and the feces of chickens and ducklings were their best nourishment.

In just one month, Ji Shaoyi witnessed the whole process of a farm from scratch, and felt in his heart: Xi Shu, this child is really a fucking talent, it's a pity not to learn postpartum care for sows!

And Xi Shu himself said: I just didn't have enough scores, so I was transferred from the postpartum care profession of sows......

A more miserable rooster crow interrupted Ji Shaoyi's thoughts, and he quickly got dressed and got out of bed while cursing Xi Shu in his heart.

When I opened the chicken coop on the balcony, I saw that the little yellow chickens that were fluffy a month ago were now covered with white feathers, fat and fat...... It's delicious at first sight.

And the little duck that could swim around in the fish tank a month ago has long since lost its yellow hair, and it is fat and strong by Xi Shu's father, and it must be delicious to make roast duck.

Ji Shaoyi drooled wildly at them, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, Xi Shu has no plans to raise pet pigs, if that thing is raised, it is estimated that they will have to finish playing in the entire dormitory......

He was staring straight at the fat when suddenly there was a rustling sound behind him.

Ji Shaoyi turned around in confusion, and met the fat face of the banquet full of relief, which frightened his whole body and almost collapsed on the ground: ", you ......"

"Shh Xi Shu made a 'shhh' gesture, his whole face turned red with excitement, and he asked him with tears in his eyes, "Did you hear that?" Chirp it chirps! It's not in vain that I've raised it for so many days, and when I grow up, I can use it as an alarm clock to wake up my father......"

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Great prize for human deception.

Xi Shu was so excited that he tweeted for a while, and the scene was very sensational, so that Ji Shaoyi almost thought that he had won the Best Chicken of the Year Award at Jinhua University.

And Chirp also seemed to understand his father's praise, and he played harder, flapping his wings while fighting, and Ji Shaoyi's face was messy, and his nose was full of its intoxicating armpits.