[Come on, Mrs. Ye Yu, you will definitely be able to save your family every day! ] 】

[One thing to say, this gunman writes very well, manual dog head.] 】

[Hahaha, why is it more and more like a fierce book fan who broke into Mrs. Ye Yu's house directly, put a knife to his neck and forced him to code? 】

Ye Yu: "......" I'mfine, fuckyou.

And this fierce book fan was leaning on his arms at this time, pointing to his Weibo ID and saying, "Who is Gugugu?" Shouldn't you love me the most? ”

Her gentle body curled up, her face rubbing coquettishly in his arms, like a tame cat, soft and fragrant when she picked up, and it felt very good.

Knowing that she was deliberately misinterpreting the meaning to find fault, Ye Yu was not annoyed at all, as soon as his fingers hooking her hair were loosened, he touched the mobile phone and it was another operation.

After a while, Gu Congxin saw that his ID had become: Ye Yu loved Gu Gu the most.

As if to help her assert sovereignty, he has her surname in his ID from then on.

Gu Congxin felt a little deer in his heart, and he couldn't hold back the smile on his lips, but he still pretended to be dissatisfied and muttered: "You haven't said you love me personally......"

Ye Yu's fingers pinched her slender waist, and she was pressed under her with a turnover: "I prefer to do it than to say." ”

Gu Congxin: "??? ”

And the fans on Weibo exploded again.

【Sleeper, Sleeper, Groove? First, it exploded by 10,000 words overnight, and now even the Weibo name has been changed? What the hell is going on? 】

[The name emmm...... Could it be that Mrs. Ye Yu successfully got off the list? And it was this dog man who was suspected of being surnamed Gu who deceived her? 】

[So, it was this Mr. Gu who forcibly signed a contract with our wife and asked her to change every day? ] If yes, then I must scold (praise) a sentence of mourning (dry) heart (getting) sickness (drifting) madness (brightness)! 】

Under the imagination of book fans, the success of Gu Congxin, who is delicate and soft, has turned into Gu Congxin, the domineering president, Congxin.

Ye Yu not only did not explain, but decently updated "Those Things About Falling in Love with Mr. Gu Ba" on Weibo, recording the trivial but warm daily life of sand sculptures after the two fell in love, which was so sweet that fans' teeth were about to fall out.

For example-

After dinner, I couldn't help Mr. Gu's begging, and played PUBG with him.

After Mr. Gu landed, he was in a hurry, and he started a vicious battle with the other party before he even had time to pick up the gun, and he punched out eighteen punches in a row, and I couldn't help but sigh when I saw it: "Wow, Youcanreallydance~"

[Hahahaha Some people are bosses on the surface, but the level of eating chicken behind their backs is not as good as that of elementary school students? 】

[Mr. Gu is the legendary master of human strokes? 】

[Then the question is, can Mrs. Ye Yu, who said bad things about Mr. Gu, still be able to get out of bed tomorrow morning? ] Manual dog head. 】

Ye Yu really couldn't get out of bed the next morning, because he hadn't been up all night......

After seeing his complaint, Mr. Gu not only praised him, but also asked him to write more, not to mention the kind of 50,000 words that he was not allowed to go to bed......

Another example -

Every time I was carvin, Mr. Gu would ask me: Do you want to do something else to find inspiration?

As everyone knows, after doing other things, I gained not only inspiration, but also weak legs~

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【？？？？？ 】

[Brother, something is wrong with you. 】

[Is you serious about this other thing? 】

Mr. Gu, who successfully mixed in the fans, gave him a thumbs up with his backhand, and said: It seems that kneeling on the keyboard code word can't meet your needs, and the washboard is already on the way~

Ye Yu: Who am I ......? Where am I? Is it too late for me to retract that Weibo? 33

Another example -

This morning, I told Mr. Gu with a happy face: "I'm pregnant!" ”

He gave me a blank look: "Don't make trouble! ”

"Really!" I grabbed his hand and put it on my lower abdomen: "If you don't believe it, the baby is kicking me!" ”

Mr. Gu felt it carefully for a while and said, "Are you pregnant with a chicken?" Cooing all the time. ”

I was completely disappointed, I knew he was deliberately changing the subject, and this scumbag didn't want to be responsible for me at all!

But it's understandable when you think about it, after all, I'm not the wife he is marrying, just a disgraceful contract lover, and I owe him updates that I may not be able to pay off in my life.

I didn't want our child to be branded as an illegitimate child before he was born, so I smiled at him and pretended to be strong: "It's okay, give me a million and I can beat it out." ”

Mr. Gu was silent for a long time before he looked embarrassed: "I didn't bring much money." ”

"Less is fine." After all, the difference between 990,000 and 1 million is not too big.

I was thinking about how to spend the 990,000 yuan when I heard a 'bang'.

Mr. Gu slapped a banknote in front of me and said, "Then give ten yuan first, go early and return early." ”

Me: "??? "Good guy, you're directly a hundred million points less! Ten dollars is not enough for me to register, okay?

I was so angry that I put the ten yuan in my pocket on the spot, and made a big fuss with him coquettishly.

Mr. Gu also completely tore his face with me, and scolded angrily: "Ye Yu, can you still have a face?" In order to cheat some pocket money, I am pregnant for the fourth time this month, can I write a new script next time, so that I can also have a little freshness when I cooperate with the performance? ”

"I'll give you five more yuan at most, and you won't be allowed to go home tonight until you finish it!"

Hey, it's really happy to have a boss husband~

[Hahahahaha I laughed and vomited again. 】

[Look how happy Mrs. Ye Yu is smiling! ] I have fifteen dollars of pocket money! 】

[Some people are bosses on the surface, but they only have ten yuan in their pockets behind their backs? 】

For example-

Through getting along with Mr. Gu for so many years, I have summed up a "Guide to Eating Chicken for Married People", I hope you can like it.

1. When your wife tells you to eat, hurry up, don't let her shout a second time, it is recommended to thunder directly, otherwise not only will you not be able to eat, but you will also have to help your wife wash the dishes.

2, the child cries and coaxes quickly, it's okay if the person dies, it's good to watch the teammates fight, and the account may be sold if the wife is annoyed.

3. If your wife lets you enter the circle, don't grind and chirp with her, saying that you will play two games in two rounds, and the manly husband must pay attention to integrity, otherwise he will bear the consequences. (Don't ask me how I know.) ）

[Good guy, as soon as you open your mouth, the old wife is strict. 】

[Hahahahaha 】

[Will Mr. Gu be so humble at home? ] Why does it always feel that Mrs. Ye Yu is writing about her humble self? 】

[Humble Mrs. Ye Yu +1! ] 】

[Humble Mrs. Ye Yu +10086! ] 】

Gu, who is already married and has a baby with Ye Yu, is the domineering president who leans in his arms from the heart, and while praising it every day, his mouth is still as disgusted as ever: "Why are you still writing?" ”

Ye Yu pulled her broken hair behind her ear, pecked her small earlobe lightly, and said, "I want to write it." ”

"When will this have to be serialized......" Gu Congxin sighed.

"Of course, it's serialized for a lifetime." Ye Yu said: "Before you and I enter the ground, our love story will never end." ”