Chapter 119: Weak Yang Still Has to Gain Trust?
"Although the words that usually come out of your mouth are not useful, but this time there is some truth. It seems that I really lack thinking, so let's see what is suitable for friends to give each other. I'll refer to it myself. "Jin Bu can ask such a question obviously has his own intentions, and sometimes if he wants to figure something out, it is not necessary to find the right answer directly. If you understand what things are not feasible, you can also know some of the things that can work, to put it bluntly, but Jin Bu still doesn't want to tell Weak Yang about the current stage development of himself and Gu Yue.
Jin Bu can barely be regarded as a person who is not good at communication in front of others, and he is afraid that he will not be able to achieve a positive result with Gu Yue in the end and be made fun of by others, and it makes sense that he will become the talking point of others that Jin Bu minds the most, and he is not willing to share his admiration. But the person who asked these questions is the best friend, eight years of hair Xiao Weak Yang, if the current girl's best friend agrees to become each other's bridesmaids in the future, then Weak Yang and Jin Bu should be considered a very common thing to earn each other's red envelopes.
When there is something in the heart, it is easy to react to the action, and the most obvious face is full of smirks, revealing a small corner of the front teeth. The careful weak yang also noticed that there was a clear difference in the speed and tone of Jin Bu's speech compared to before, isn't this obviously that there is a problem with what he just said, at least he can judge that the answer Jin Bu wants is definitely not as simple as a gift from a friend. However, the EQ of the weak yang is much higher than that of Jin Bu, and if you don't see through it, you can't understand this advantage now, otherwise you won't always be able to raise the bar with Gu Yue. But this can't be the case now, and it certainly makes more sense to help Jinbu now.
"Turtle, your mouth is too hard today, I don't believe that you and the ancient woman are just friends. You must not have noticed it yourself, every time you discuss the ancient woman with the turtle, you smile so brightly that you are even happier than picking up 10,000 yuan. Unless you want to give me a gift, what's the use of asking a friend what to give a gift? "Weak Yang, who is good at observing things around him, found that in fact, in middle school, early love, two people developed alone, but they rarely or did not let people find out. The most are the boys and girls who have a good impression of each other, and they determine the relationship under the coaxing of the classmates around them.
When I was in Dongcheng Middle School, there was still the big brother in the 215 dormitory who made the noise, and now only the weak yang can make the atmosphere worse. Of course, if Gu Yue was still at this moment, the effect would be more outstanding, but if this was the case, there would be no need for Jin Bu to hint at it, and the weak yang would definitely run super far honestly. Then find a time for Jinbu to compensate for his psychological losses. Later stories tell us that Jin Bu can really do this. In many movies, brothers are like siblings, and girls are like clothes. Jin Bu may be the reason why he only has one piece of clothing, so he dares to leave the weak yang at will to play by himself.
"I said that you are a big man who pays attention to me all day long, what are you doing with smiling or not, it makes me feel too dangerous. Although it is said that girls wear more clothes in winter now, they always show their big white legs to people like you, and they are not good. Although there are fewer female dolls of our age here, don't stare at me. In the face of weak Yang's questioning, Jin Bu couldn't judge whether he had this kind of performance. Although I don't care if I'm happy when I talk, the best way to use it now is to use an offensive and defensive tactical approach. That is, it is commonly known as distorting facts to smear opponents, which most boys are forced to do so out of shame. The reason why Jin Bu can ruthlessly adopt this method is that Gu Yue is always doing this.
"Turtle, what are you going to put in your head, if it weren't for your pigskin queen mother resting on my feet, I would have kicked you in the ass with a flying kick. You don't like to look at the girl's long legs, you can't see it when you're in Dongcheng, and now you can always feast your eyes when you come from outside. Have you ever heard of Hongyun Park, which is near my sister's school, and I heard my sister say that their girls' favorite place to go is there. Why don't you go there? ”
Weak Yang easily clamped the golden cloth head under his armpit, and said such a somewhat shameful word in a low voice. There is a reason why he doesn't continue to gossip, and Weak Yang feels that if he can take this opportunity to show a little bit of evidence of the golden cloth pervert, and threaten the golden cloth with these new things, it will definitely be more valuable than the embarrassing things he experienced when he was a child before.
In Jin Bu's opinion, Weak Yang has completely forgotten what he wanted to do just now, and sure enough, the boys are all big pigs' trotters. Thinking like this, Jin Bu suddenly felt that he could step on the moral high ground and criticize the weak yang, although he was still very embarrassed now, and his mind began to imagine how he could embarrass the weak yang. How could he think that the weak yang was tricking him, as long as the golden cloth had a little meaning that should be called the weak yang. said that if you want to go to Hongyun Park to see and see, you will fall into the trap set by the weak yang. Looking at Jin Bu's confident look, I was really worried that he would suddenly burst out laughing.
"Turtle, why are you so evil, think about what we're here for today. I also want to go to Hongyun Park, I think you want to see the girl come up with a problem. In the past, you did enough to dip the pig cage several times. How can an innocent child like me be" It took a lot of effort for Jin Bu to struggle out from under the armpit of the weak yang, and after squeezing his shoulders, he immediately returned a serious face. Use a reprimanding tone and a super funny ordinary. Jin Bu's cunning is here, obviously he talked about watching girls with long legs first, and he didn't mention a word missing. But Jin Bu's mistake is that he actually used Mandarin in order to be serious, and the appearance of speaking Mandarin is really weak, with the smell of a sissy, how can this make the atmosphere serious.
"Are you kidding me? Forget it, I feel like I'm overestimating your IQ sometimes, it's my problem. You shouldn't be bullied for not having enough IQ, let's get down to business. Have you and the ancient woman established a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship now? I promise I won't mess around, and now we don't have any mutual friends around us, and none of my other friends know you. Not sure what you're worried about. Weak Yang originally planned to continue to discuss Jin Bu's attitude of showing that he likes to see other girls, but he didn't expect to be beaten by a few words of Mandarin by him. Now I have to persuade Jin Bu to tell me what he wants to gossip about.
"Turtle, why are you so obsessed with this? Is it possible that if you don't know these contents, you can't give me advice, you see that other people's Zhuge Prime Minister is strategizing and winning thousands of miles away. Why don't you ask questions like you do? After walking for a short distance, my body warmed up a lot, and after a yawn, a few tears came out of the corners of my eyes. The more Weak Yang wanted to know about Jin Bu, the more he didn't want to tell him, and a boring cycle of death was formed.
"Turtle, I remember that this seems to be to describe Zhang Liang, you are using it indiscriminately." For the time being, I didn't expect to persuade Jin Bu to persuade Jin Bu to do so, so he had to choose to chat with Jin Bu, in case he said that Jin Bu figured it out and was willing to tell himself the gossip he wanted to know.
Although that sentence can only describe Zhang Liang alone, when we write essays, we don't use other people's sentences for ourselves. Turtle, you know what you're called, no, you're a typical reader, and your brain is broken, and you don't know how to work around at all. "In terms of nonsense, Jin Bu is only afraid of one person, and that is Gu Yue.
"You turtle knows how to be flexible, so why don't you tell me how far you and the ancient woman have progressed. Tell me that you won't lose a piece of meat, you and her are neither big stars, nor are they important figures in the country, so it's hard for me to sell this news to the paparazzi. I'm not a wise man, how do I know if it's appropriate or not to tell me this, could it be that I directly suggest that you give him perfume. Jin Bu's preachy tone gave Weak Yang a little headache, it had never been as difficult to pry Jin Bu's mouth open as it was today. I can't help but really show some depressed and irritable emotions.
"What's the point of a tortoise giving perfume? If you send me perfume, I'll tell you how far Gu Yue and I have developed. "Sometimes good words are not as good as a little punch and kick. Jin Bu is a typical toast without eating and drinking, this is true for Gu Yue, and it is also true for weak yang. Fortunately, as a boy, the weak yang doesn't care about these, otherwise maybe the weak yang will have to ask Jin Bu to write a letter of repentance to show his attitude, otherwise how can he give Jin Bu a step down.
"Don't you turtles usually see more things than I do? You also have to ask me, tell you, perfume is not something that ordinary people can't give. , only-" Halfway through his words, Weak Yang deliberately raised his eyebrows. The golden cloth condition was launched, and goosebumps arose. Combined with the strange things that just happened, something inappropriate for children came to mind.
"Turtle, you won't say that this perfume was given to a boy by a boy, you must be fooling me." Jin Bu swallowed his thoughts and said his thoughts, looking confused.
"Is it true that the ancient woman has been instilling these unclean contents in you all day long, my God, can you turtle not think about these disgusting things. Perfume is generally used by girls, and if you have seen any boys use perfume, I shouldn't sell it to you. I heard that if a French boy gives perfume to a strange girl, it may be thought that the boy wants to do something bad to the girl. The weak, blind-eyed Yang was obviously tired of Jin Bu's head, and if Jin Bu was a woman, he could still understand why a boy would have such thoughts.
"There is also this kind of saying, then weak yang, you will give me a science popularization, and there are other things that cannot be given between non-couples." As soon as Weak Yang's voice fell, Jin Bu picked up the words, the purpose was to quickly make his idiotic speech disappear from Weak Yang's mind.
"I'm not an encyclopedia, how can I know everything." Weak Yang still wants to know more about the little gossip between Jin Bu and Gu Yue, and is not too willing to pay attention to Jin Bu's request.
"Just tell me something you know, the chat between our intellectual friends is not an academic seminar, why is it really not serious. Yang Ye let go a little. "Jin Bu's idea is very simple, now it is up to the weak yang to think about things that consume brain power.
After all, this is the best and quickest way to make your own inappropriate remarks slowly disappear.