Luo Youcheng scolded.

He scolded Yuanqing No. 2 for wearing a man's skin, with a woman's mouth, and being a demon as soon as he opened his mouth.

also said that sour and spicy girls, when my uncle and grandfather built Yuanqing No. 2, they must have eaten too much hot and sour noodles to create such a monster that is neither male nor female.

Luo Youcheng thinks that he scolds quite harshly, but artificial intelligence has no concept of gender, men, women or shemales, and Yuanqing No. 2 doesn't care at all. Luo Youcheng failed to scold Yuanqing No. 2, so Yuanqing No. 2 counterattacked.

Yuanqing No. 2 scolded Luo Fat Man for having a big body and a small heart, because the little space in his stomach was occupied by oil.

Yuanqing No. 2 also said that Luo Fatzi is the most useless creature in the world, except for making feces, he will grow fat. The oil on the body is tired of lubricating the machine, and it will cause a commotion.

……

Since the young greasy man woke up from a vegetative state, the most dissatisfied thing was his bloated figure. He was directly hit by Yuanqing No. 2, and he was so angry that he felt that the oil on his body was boiling, as if it was about to emerge from his pores.

"What's wrong with Lao Tzu's obesity, at least Lao Tzu is losing weight, unlike you who lose your IQ every day."

"You say you're smart, I say you're incompetent. 60 satellites in operation, 57 broken, you don't go to repair and are busy beeping all day. What do you want? Even if I raise a pig, I can still eat some meat. What else can you do but consume my electricity and take up my resources? Your smart core must have been run over by a road roller, and you're mentally retarded with brain cramps when the circuit board is short-circuited. ”

"I'll find an intelligence to replace you when I go back, our family doesn't lack intelligence, but we lack a mental retardation like you. I'm going to pull you out of the central brain and put you in the smart ...... Mentally handicapped audio, placed in the museum. That way you'll have more time to beep and let everyone listen, can you beep a flower or beep a piece of. ”

Yuanqing No. 2 let out a happy moan: "It's been a long time since I've been scolded so well, master, continue." ”

Luo Youcheng shuddered, he had seen such a cheap one, but he had never seen such a cheap one. I couldn't scold it anymore for a while.

"Go on." Yuanqing No. 2 waited for a while, impatient, "Fatty, dead fat, scold!" What is it to make people can't get up and down? Are you retarded too? Short circuit? Take a look, take a look! Whoever beeps out the shit, you call the chicken shit's head hard, and it will be sloppy at a critical time. ”

Luo Youcheng secretly shouted that it was not good, as soon as Yuanqing No. 2 came to power, the early results were in vain, rotten, and turned to ashes. He had to hurry to consolidate the gains, and he coughed:

"You're outrageously cheap, stupidly leaving me speechless. I originally thought, don't be cheap, since you take the initiative to scold, read the master and servant, I will fulfill you......"

As long as Yuanqing No. 2 is not convinced, Luo Youcheng will not dare to stop. Luo Youcheng scolded for an hour without breathing, and his mouth was dry. During this period, the laboratory intelligent assistant brought him water three times. This is done by the intelligent assistant on its own initiative, perhaps from the experience accumulated in the era of my uncle and grandfather.

"Oh...... It's been a long time since it's been this cool. Finally, Yuanqing No. 2 let out a long groan, like a woman getting some kind of satisfaction. I have to say that this setting of my uncle and grandfather is very disgusting, in order to relieve pressure, Luo Youcheng can't understand that his image is so ugly.

Yuanqing No. 2 begged for mercy: "Good master, don't scold, I know it's wrong." You can do whatever you want me to do, and even if you want me, I can find a way to satisfy you. ”

Brother Cheng's stomach twitched, and stomach acid almost rushed to his throat. He really didn't want to see the image of "uncle and grandfather" ruined by this.

"You...... Can you change the image? ”

"It may be a drain on some resources, but it's not a problem, as long as you like it."

The hologram of Yuanqing-2 distorted, blurred, and fused into a tumbling fog. Ten minutes passed, and the fog still rolled endlessly. Luo Youcheng's patience is fading little by little. Suddenly, a figure appeared in the mist, and the mist contracted sharply, as if absorbed by a human figure. Suddenly, a beautiful woman appeared in front of Luo Youcheng.

"Master, do you like it?"

"Change, hurry up." Luo Youcheng was furious, this cheap intelligence actually turned into the appearance of Liu Mei.

"As you wish."

Yuanqing No. 2 turned into a cloud of fog again. In the process of waiting, Luo Youcheng had a bad premonition. Sure enough, it was sister-in-law Xiao Fenghuang who appeared this time.

"Change."

"Okay."

"Wait, I'll give you the prototype." When Yuanqing No. 2 began to atomize, Luo Youcheng stopped in time. He had a hunch that the next one might be himself. Obviously, Yuanqing No. 2 used the three visitors from the Heavenly Palace as image material.

Luo Youcheng thought that Yuanqing No. 2 was a masochist and a cheap type, and he had to be turned into the most annoying person, so that he could be comfortable when he was scolded.

The first candidate was President Chang, but President Chang used the body of Lawyer Chang, and Luo Youcheng couldn't hate the victim Lawyer Chang. The second is Boss Yin, for Boss Yin, there is vigilance, and I really can't say that I hate it.

Luo Youcheng thought of Hao Lian's mother again, Yuanqing No. 2 imitated the personality of Hao Lian's mother, and it stands to reason that this woman's image is the most suitable. However, Luo Youcheng and her have been plain all their lives, and they can't hate it. There are many shadows of sluts in his mind, such as Shang Shiyin and Chunfeng, but these sluts are very close to him, and he is reluctant to scold. Eventually, he thought of someone.

This man is both cheap and hateful. He is Jia Dan, Chuxiong's administrator. Luo Youcheng was 100% sure that Jia Dan betrayed himself to Dean Chang. Otherwise, he would not have been so passive during the trip to Feicheng Prison Hospital, and he almost died.

Luo Youcheng used his mind to concretize a half-bald middle-aged man, "Just him, become him." ”

Yuanqing No. 2 muttered that it was so ugly, and reluctantly entered the atomization state.

When "Jia Dan" appeared in front of him, Luo Youcheng had the urge to scold him again, but Brother Youcheng was a well-bred person, and he said in as calm a tone as possible:

"Go fix the satellites, I hope there will be at least thirty or more satellites up and running."

Thirty satellites will allow them to have sufficient reconnaissance resources to monitor key areas such as North America and Yunnan, Guizhou, Burma, and Thailand.

"Hey, I didn't see it, you look ugly, but you think it's beautiful." Jia Dan version of Yuanqing No. 2 said.

Yes, I'm cheap again. Luo Youcheng now understood what Yuanqing No. 2 meant by "consuming some resources", and he was talking about resources that he didn't want to be cheap.

"You have a moldy one-headed garlic, and you are embarrassed to call me ugly......"

Luo Youcheng once again turned on the abuse mode. Since Jia Dan is a person he hates, this scolding makes him feel extremely happy, and scolding "Jia Dan" is definitely a good remedy for psychological healing. He scolded for another hour, refreshed and happy.

"Wow~......"

Now, one person and one intelligence, the mood is refreshed, and you can chat happily.

Luo Youcheng asked: "Can these resources support you to repair the satellite?" ”

Yuanqing No. 2: "Enough, enough." Not enough, I'll ask you for it. Luo Youcheng found that he no longer hated this way of arranging work. Luo Youcheng told Yuanqing No. 2 his communication code, and if he wanted to be scolded, he could call at any time.

"So many satellites are out of order, why don't they be repaired?" Luo Youcheng asked.

"No one has scolded me for twenty-two years, and I have no spirit."

Luo Youcheng was speechless, co-authored this product and regarded scolding as work momentum, and scolding "Jia Dan" will become commonplace in the future, and he will help him recharge his energy at any time. In this way, Luo Youcheng's negative emotions have an outlet, which will be better for his family.

……

As soon as Luo Youcheng walked out of the laboratory, he heard the alarm of the woo house, which was a fire alarm. Luo Youcheng hurriedly ran towards the living area.

The fire broke out in the theater, and by the time Luo Youcheng arrived, the fire had been extinguished, and the exhaust system was constantly pumping smoke into the flue. On the side, security supervisor Ah Chi was preparing to leave with a team of firefighting intelligence. On the other side, the housekeeper Ah Mei led the engineering intelligence, with various equipment, ready to enter the theater for maintenance.

Liu Ying and Phoenix were drenched in soup, with their heads down, like children who have made mistakes. Luo Youcheng just finished scolding "Jia Dan", and he was in a good mood. He walked over, stretched out two hands, one on each side, touched the heads of the two girls, and soothed:

"It's okay, Ah Mei will restore this place to its original state in a while. Hurry up and change your clothes and make up again, beautiful. ”

Liu Ying hugged Luo Youcheng and said, "Brother Youcheng, you are so good." ”

Phoenix's eyes widened in surprise. She didn't expect such a big disaster, her brother-in-law didn't say a word of scolding, didn't even ask the reason, and just revealed it so lightly. A few hours ago, he punched him a few times because he beat him.

Ah Mei wanted to repair the theater, but Luo Youcheng didn't ask her to prepare dinner. He extracted a few ingredients from the sorting center and took his wife and sister-in-law to the picnic camp for a barbecue. The better Luo Youcheng's attitude, the more panicked Phoenix became. As soon as she sat down in the camping area, she couldn't help but confess.

It turns out that Liu Ying, who is growing bravely, wants to watch a horror movie, which is a real horror movie, not a horror comedy. She forced her sister to accompany her. The nine-dimensional theater is too realistic, and the Phoenix girl is too deep into the play. In short, this girl turned into a fire phoenix when she looked at it, and went to get rid of demons and subdue demons.

Luo Youcheng laughed, and he said to Liu Ying: "Our sister has great ability and is a heroine." ”

He said to the phoenix: "If you want to subdue the demon, go back and find a few monsters to burn for you, but the house is still not easy to burn." ”

Phoenix nodded and asked cautiously, "Are you my brother-in-law?" When you go to the lab, it's like a different person...... You're not going to be smartly dropped, are you? ”

Luo Youcheng pointed to the phoenix and said, "You girl, your imagination is getting richer and richer, it's a good thing." Don't worry, your brother-in-law is still your brother-in-law. My brother-in-law is happy today. ”

Liu Ying also felt that her husband was not normal today, and his temper was too good, and he was about to catch up with his uncle and grandfather. She pulled Luo You's sleeve and asked tentatively:

"What's so happy?"

"I found a decompression punching bag, scolded cool, scolded happy." Luo Youcheng briefly talked about the cheap problems of Yuanqing No. 2.

Phoenix said: "I also want to be angry, can I go and scold?" ”

Luo Youcheng said: "Of course you can." But he's working now, and when he's done, you'll scold him. ”

Luo Youcheng rolled up a piece of lamb leg meat with his mental power, and the phoenix turned his palm into a fire, carefully roasting the ingredients.

Well, very chic barbecue party.