Chapter 21 Re-create an upgraded version of the Beijing tabloid
Suddenly, many people bought tabloids one after another, and everyone knew about it.
Su Mianqi's back molars were all crushed: "Count you ruthless!" ”
It's good that he Beichen Yu dares to play with her openly!
The originally orderly masses were all messing around to buy tabloids, and it happened that Bei Zhaolin, who was dressed in disguise, was also involved.
I bought a tabloid casually, and when I saw the content inside, I angrily tore the book in half: "Okay, you Beichen Yu is the one who seduces me in private, forget it!" Now he dares to openly write such filthy and messy books to destroy people's innocence! ”
Hearing this, the melon-eating masses who didn't know the truth couldn't help but roll their eyes: "Neurotic." ”
Shen Jasmine, who was at the right time, also squeezed in and said indignantly: "I said that there must be a problem between the two of them!" Now it's all flaunted, you still don't believe it. ”
"Why are you here again?" Bei Zhaolin was very tired of Shen Jasmine, who appeared all the time.
Originally, Shen Jasmine left, but she really didn't worry about Bei Zhaolin coming again.
The slap marks on her face have not disappeared, and she is extremely aggrieved: "You have seen it with your own eyes, that Su Mian is a water-based poplar woman, can a serious person be written about such a thing?" It was written by Beichen Yu himself. ”
Thinking of this, Bei Zhaolin was angry, this Beichen Yu really dared to openly rob women with him!
As the words fell, a piece of rice paper fell from the sky and covered Shen Jasmine's head, and on it was a love poem copied by Su Mian.
"Sauvignon Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc. If you ask how long it is lovesick, unless you meet. Sauvignon Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc. If you want to say who the lovesickness looks like, the shallow lover doesn't know. ”
Bei Zhaolin was immediately excited: "Look, what am I talking about, this must be Beichen Yu's wishful thinking, what Su Mian likes in his heart is me!" ”
On the same day, because of Beichen Yu's chaotic entry, the formulation of the new list was temporarily canceled.
Su Mian's heart hurt very much.
The great opportunity was ruined like this, you must know that she is one step away from trying her best!
Damn Beichen Yu!
Su Mian caught fire in Shangjing.
Because of the tabloid stroke, Lang's concubine, lingering compassion touched the hearts of countless girls, reading sadly, and the listeners shed tears.
There were really people who openly began to knock her and Beichen Yu's cp.
"I actually think that the Prince Regent and Su Mian are so compatible, what's going on?"
Some people regretted the heartache: "It's a pity that Lang is affectionate, and the concubine has no intention, Su Mian actually likes His Majesty in his heart!" Is my son so lonely and old? ”
These words reached Su Mian's ears, and she ate 20 bowls of rice in two days in anger.
Cai Idol Yi couldn't stand it anymore: "If you eat it again, you'll die." ”
Su Mian threw down the chopsticks, kicked the stool, hugged Caiyi, who was forked in the waist, and said vaguely with rice in his mouth: "Idol, do you know the rules of survival in the entertainment industry?" ”
"Whoever has the strength is the fire."
Su Mian waved his hand: "No." ”
That night, she added ink and brushwork, and an upgraded version of the Beijing tabloid from Writer's Sleep reappeared.
[Surprise!] His Majesty actually had a private meeting with a girl who had not yet come out of the cabinet! Is it the degradation of morality or the distortion of human nature! ]
[When the daughter of an official surnamed Shen was like a shrew, she made a scene.] ]
[Liu Shangshu and his concubine's bed collapsed......]
Su Mian let the four maids in spring, summer, autumn and winter collect the gossip of the famous rich businessmen in Shangjing, as well as all the major employees.
If they can't find out, they will let them buy the maids in various houses, and there will always be some who know the inside story.
Whether it is the men's romance or the women's intrigues, she wrote them one by one, and added oil and vinegar, divided into several parts.
As soon as the tabloid came out, the price was 2 points, so it exploded.
The whole Upper Kyoto exploded.
The tabloids are selling all over the sky, providing entertainment for those women in the boudoir.
The heat together successfully suppressed the story of Su Mian and Beichen Yu.
Aidou Caiyi had to give a thumbs up and praise: "You are really powerful, use new public opinion to suppress the story of you and that son." ”
Su Mian was complacent: "That's natural, I was a big V before." ”
I think that when the water army was all over the world on Weibo, idols were hacked, and she united fans to control and comment all night.
Su Mian hugged the idol and sighed: "Look at my ability, if there is an entertainment industry in ancient times, I think I can also be an ancient version of Yang Tianzhen." Harm, idol, I have this ability, and it's all thanks to you. ”
Chun'er took the income from selling tabloids these days, a full 10,000 taels of silver, and said happily: "Miss, the slave maid suddenly thinks that this is a good way to make money, and it is only two days that the tabloid has sold tens of thousands of copies." ”
Seeing that Qian Sumian's eyes lit up, he immediately threw down his idol, ran over to hold the silver of the white flowers, kissed and bitten: "You have done a lot of credit in the past few days, and we will share it equally." ”
Chun'er and the others immediately knelt down, flattered: "How can we let Miss break the bill if we are just maids, Miss should tell us to do things." ”
Su Mian raised his forehead and said, "No need to be polite, we are all one company, and the money is earned together." ”
Well, if there were no spring, summer, autumn and winter for a few maids to join in the fun with the foreign government these days, she wouldn't have written so much gossip.
When Zuoqiu took the tabloid to Beichen Yu, he was tasting tea, flipped through the contents casually, and threw away the teacup angrily.
"Hmph, it's really a non-stop."
Zuoqiu was a little worried: "Childe, isn't it a little bad for you to do this?" ”
At the beginning, he gave others the qualifications for the new list, and then openly publicized his affairs with Miss Su, Zuoqiu felt that it was inappropriate to do it.
Beichen Yu glanced at Zuoqiu coldly: "Then can I still let her mess around?" ”
This Su Mian is too unruly, who knows what she will do next.
The tabloids caused quite a stir in Beijing.
Not only did it reach Beichen Yu's ears, but it naturally flew to the palace.
At this time, Bei Zhaolin was watching the twists and turns presented by the officials, and most of them were saying that Su Shilang had no way to teach his daughter, and Su Mian was bold and reckless in writing a tabloid in Beijing.
Bei Zhaolin frowned, and beckoned the eunuch next to him to come over: "What's going on with the tabloid in Beijing?" ”
The father-in-law held the dust and replied respectfully: "Your Majesty, it is the ...... written by the future queen"
The father-in-law wanted to speak and stopped, but Bei Zhaolin was impatient: "Say." ”
"Yes, Miss Su wrote down the affairs of the officials' homes in Beijing and sold them as scripts, and... Also wrote His Majesty's. The father-in-law quickly knelt down.
"And my own? Go find it and show it to me. ”
Obeyed the order, and it didn't take long for his father-in-law to bring back a tabloid and present it to Bei Zhaolin.
The tabloid changed Bei Zhaolin's house to another family that day, and talked about how he molested the women of the good family and how he was treated as a hooligan.
The description is not exciting.
Bei Zhaolin angrily slapped the case: "This Su Mian is bold and reckless!" ”
How dare you openly smear him! It's so unseemly!
The father-in-law saw that the emperor was angry, and he was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and did not dare to move.
But Bei Zhaolin was angry, and the more he looked back, the more fun he found in it.
His ugly things are put aside for the time being, and the 28-room concubine of Liu Shangshu's family written later is quite exciting.
"Hahaha, my future queen is really both literary and talented, and the stories are so unique! Not bad! Bei Zhaolin turned to praise Su Mian.
The father-in-law breathed a sigh of relief.
However, the family affairs of those officials were exposed, and they lost face, and they didn't want to give up, so they began to ask Bei Zhaolin to punish Su Shilang's family in the court.
"Su Shilang has no way to teach his daughter, and he wrote such a filthy text that insults the country and humiliates the ministers, and the ministers think that they should be punished heavily." Liu Shangshu stood up commendably and asked for a decree.
Su Shilang said disapprerovingly: "Lord Shangshu is not afraid that his ugly things will spread to the whole country, and he is angry, the little girl is just idle and has nothing to do, and she has not done anything excessive." It's Lord Shangshu, I heard that Lord Shangshu has to change the bed every three days, with all due respect to the old man, it hurts too much. ”
There was a burst of laughter in the room.
Liu Shangshu blew his beard angrily and glared, blushing to the base of his neck, "You, sure enough, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked!" ”
"Su Shilang's daughter not only wrote about our courtiers, but even Your Majesty dared to discuss it at will, where would you put Your Majesty? Where do you place me? ”
Someone chimed in: "Lord Min is reasonable, such a casual and blatant smear of the Son of Heaven is a big taboo, and he should be beheaded all over the house!" ”
Not only Liu Shangshu, but also those who had been written by Su Mian in the tabloids all asked for advice: "Please Your Majesty order punishment, my country must not allow this bad atmosphere to prevail, so as not to be ridiculed by neighbors." ”
The cries grew louder and louder, and the ministers knelt down one after another.
Bei Zhaolin took the case and said righteously: "What Zhong Aiqing said is reasonable, I will personally go to find Na Su Mian, and I promise that I will not tolerate this!" ”
On the same day, Bei Zhaolin came down from the court, changed into civilian clothes and went straight to Su Mansion.
At that time, Su Mian didn't know that the catastrophe was coming, and he was still discussing with Caiyi idols with great interest how to write a more exciting story.
This tabloid is extremely profitable, and the income has been flowing like water these days, Su Mian has never seen so much money, and he is about to faint with joy.
"You are reserved, like an uninformed bun." Idol Caiyi couldn't help but complain.
Su Mian is five big and three coarse, "Don't hide it from idols, I'm just a dirt bun, the kind who can't walk when I see money." ”
What's special, it's still real money, and it's too tricky to open a red envelope!
If she hadn't been powerless now, she would have wanted to dismantle that broken group.
"I'll do the math, 10,000 taels...... Twelve thousand taels ...... Fifteen thousand taels ......"
As he was talking, a dark figure suddenly appeared and patted Su Mian's shoulder, "Long time no see." ”
Su Mian was excited, when he was disturbed, all the numbers in his mind were messed up, and he lost the fun of counting money.
"Can you not bother with the labor and management counting the money! I forgot about the number of labor! ”
The voice fell, and I looked at it fixedly, dumbfounded.
The person who came was none other than the little boy who was slapped for watching her perform that day.
That is, the current emperor - North Zhaolin.
Su Mian: Is it too late to pretend to be stupid?
He meowed the emperor in the face for the first time and kicked the emperor for the second time, this was in ancient times, and she didn't want to die.