Chapter Seventy-Six: The Conspiracy of the Lady of the Tang Dynasty

When the day was just dawning, the two of them were sleeping soundly in their arms, when they suddenly heard a slight knock on the door.

Yu Yan woke up reflexively, emerged from the bed, and asked lazily, "Who?"

"I'm a housekeeper. I bought what Madame had ordered last night and put it at the door. ”

"Oh, thank you, butler, for your hard work. ”

"Madame and I are waiting downstairs for the two of you to have breakfast, and you should also go downstairs, and you are about to go." ”

"Okay, got it. ”

Yu Yan pushed Fang Yu, who was still asleep, and said that she wanted to protect me, sleeping deeper than me. Fang Yu was sleepy-eyed, and asked dimly, "What are you doing, what time is it?"

"We're back in time. ”

"Ahh

"Okay, you dare to lie to me, see how I fix you. As he spoke, he pressed Yu Yan under him and grabbed her armpit lightly.

Yu Yan laughed when she was scratched, she couldn't stand the itch, and begged for mercy again and again. But where Fang Yu was willing to let go, he intensified it even more.

If you can't beg for mercy, then come hard. She straightened up with a carp, rolled over and rode on Fang Yu's body, and scratched his armpit in the same way. At this time, it was Fang Yu's turn to laugh and beg for mercy again and again.

The two of them were playing and laughing so unscrupulously early in the morning, and the early tenants downstairs looked up and looked at this side. The tenants who didn't get out of bed were also woken up by the laughter.

The housekeeper frowned and said, "Madam, what kind of system is this?"

The lady waved her hand and motioned for him to leave it alone, and beckoned the butler to sit down.

"What do you command, Madame?"

"Steward, my sister told me that in their kingdom everyone is equal, living in harmony, respecting the old and loving the young, respecting teachers and respecting teachers, and living and working in peace and contentment. Do you want to live like this?"

"I don't want to. ”

"Don't want to?"

"The little one just wants to serve the lady and the lord for the rest of his life. I don't want anything else. ”

My sister also said that they have a lot of very tall houses there, some of which are even 833 feet tall. ”

The butler smiled, leaning back and forth.

"Why is the butler laughing?"

"Madame is really good at laughing, so high, she can poke a hole in the sky. ”

"I don't believe it either, so I'd like to see it when I have a chance. ”

The housekeeper said, "If Madame wants to go, just tell Miss Jin." ”

"She's not going back. ”

"Why is that?" the butler was puzzled.

Madame smiled slightly: "I said, she can't go back." ”

"Does Madame want to stay with her?"

The lady said softly: "This woman's dancing skills are wonderful, and her appearance is stunning, and it is difficult to find in the world." The emperor will be pleased. ”

"But Madame said last night that Miss Kim was a little slender. ”

"It's not hard to get fat. ”

While talking, I saw Yu Yan shouting upstairs: "Sister, sister!"

The housekeeper was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head, this wild girl really doesn't know how to be polite. I really don't know why Mrs. likes it so much, and she is a sister with this wild girl. Thinking about it at this moment, I can't help but feel relieved.

"What's the matter with my sister?"

"Sister, do you have a toothbrush and toothpaste?"

"What's that?" Madame was stunned, what was toothpaste and toothbrush?

Yu Yan was also stunned, and then secretly scolded herself: Yu Yan, Yu Yan, you are stupid, this is in the Tang Dynasty, not in China in the 21st century.

"Sister, I'm going to brush my teeth, brush my teeth. She said as she brushed her teeth with her fingers.

"Oh, I see. Madame smiled, "My sister said that it was a tooth rubbing, remember what I told you last night?"

Yu Yan was stunned: Won't you?

She nodded, and turned back into the house. Fang Yu asked, "Wife, do you know how to brush your teeth?"

"Watch me do it again. Learn from the teacher. ”

"Rub. "My wife became a teacher in an instant.

"This is in the Tang Dynasty, and we want to follow the customs of the Tang Dynasty. She raised her eyebrows slightly, "Do you want to learn?"

"Learn!" Fang Yu immediately agreed.

Yu Yan ordered Fang Yu to stand next to him in advance, spread the towel with both hands, and waited for him. Then, with a scarf around her neck, she squatted on the ground, holding a mouthwash cup in her left hand, slightly bent the thumb of her right hand, and gently grasped her middle, ring and little fingers, and stretched her index finger into her mouth to make a tooth shape.

Seeing this, Fang Yu smacked his tongue: "Wife, I think it's better to be cleaner without brushing." ”

"Alright, it's your turn. ”

"Forget it, wife, I'll brush my teeth tomorrow......" Fang Yu looked sad.

"No! you have to brush your teeth!"

"It's not that I don't want to brush, it's just that I just ...... "Alas, dear wife, I just finished going to the thatched house, and I haven't washed my hands yet!"

Fang Yu's words were interrupted by her: "Do you brush it or not?"

"Brush your teeth! Brush your teeth for sure! Will you just brush your teeth tomorrow?" Please, wife. ”

Yu Yan gently hugged him from behind, her soft fingers gently caressed his face, and said softly: "Kiss your husband, can you brush your teeth?"

Fang Yu couldn't bear her trick the most. Whenever Yu Yan couldn't do anything about him, as long as he leaned on his body and said something sensual in a loud voice, he immediately disarmed and surrendered.

He snapped his fingers and shouted, "Received!" He immediately followed Yu Yan's appearance just now and brushed his teeth seriously.

After brushing his teeth, he stood up, like a schoolboy, standing respectfully, with a smile on his face, completing the task excellently, waiting for the teacher's reward.

"Well, that's good. This is what the teacher rewards you. As she spoke, Yu Yan's sweet and fragrant kiss landed on Fang Yu's fiery lips.

"Report to the teacher!" Fang Yu saluted.

"Say!"

"I went to the hut before brushing my teeth, and it was still a large size. Before I could wash my hands, when I brushed my teeth just now, it seemed that I still had some stains on my lips. ”

Yu Yan was stunned for a moment, and slapped lightly in disgust: "I hate it!

"Wife, I'll go down first. Fang Yu laughed and hurriedly walked away.

The lady smiled and said, "Why is my brother so happy?"

Fang Yule said happily: "Sister, I secretly kissed my lady just now. ”

The butler frowned and said, "Shut up!

Fang Yu said with a smile: "That's my lady, the lady who Ming Media is marrying, and it's not someone else's lady." How can you not kiss it, you can't say it?"

Madame waved her hand and said with a smile: "You two are so affectionate, which makes people envious." ”

"Sister, what are we going to eat?"

"Flax porridge. When my sister comes, we'll be together. ”

What kind of stuff is that? It's so fresh, every day, every hour, every moment of Datang is full of freshness and excitement.

When she was young, Yu Yan went out of the door, and what she wore today was different, it was a "topless breast" outfit, with a large opening scale, exposing nearly half of her breasts, and her breasts were half hidden.

"Sister, you are so beautiful. Madame was full of praise, and Fang Yu's eyes were about to pop out when she saw it. But what made him quite proud was that this beauty was his wife. However, this is also too revealing.

Although he didn't really mind Yu Yan wearing some revealing clothes, this dress was too revealing. You are a wife, that is someone else's wife, even if it is exposed, Yu Yan is his own wife, so it can't be.

"Wife...... Lady, this is too revealing. Fang Yu was very worried, if this was going to fall, wouldn't it be completely exposed?

I saw Yu Yan respectfully bowed and said, "Hello sister." My sister said hello to my sister. ”

Madame smiled, nodded with satisfaction, and pulled Yu Yan to sit down beside her: "Sister, come and have breakfast." ”

The housekeeper immediately served a bowl to his wife, and another bowl to Yu Yan. Fang Yu was stunned for a moment, what, what about mine? Rub it! What kind of person! He shook his head with a wry smile, and filled a bowl of it himself.

What kind of flax porridge, to put it bluntly, is a bowl of sesame porridge. Okay, sesame porridge is sesame porridge, when you go out, you can't be too particular about what to eat. What's more, this is in the Tang Dynasty, and if you can eat the flax porridge of the Tang Dynasty, I'm afraid there are only two people in the world!

Yu Yan stood up with a smile, walked in front of Fang Yu, and made a respectful gesture: "Good husband." Say hello to your husband. ”

Fang Yu was eating happily, and when he heard this, he made a "poof" sound, and the sesame porridge in his mouth was sprayed all over the ground. He looked up to the sky and laughed: "Lady, lady, lady, lady singing......, which Huangmei opera is this?"

"Husband, don't you like it?" Yu Yan's eyes were a little angry.

Fang Yu was stunned for a moment: Rub, why do you seem to be angry? Did I say something wrong?

He sighed secretly, remembering what a friend once said: When a woman argues with you or gets angry, even if you are right, you are wrong. He had never understood the meaning of the phrase, but now he did.

He immediately accompanied the smiling face and made a respectful gesture: "Lady, the husband is here to return the courtesy." Please take a seat, lady. ”

Yu Yan turned her anger into a smile: "Do you like it?"

"He was very glad. If it's a little more conservative, it's perfect. ”

Mrs. smiled: "My sister is peerless, talented and beautiful, if the emperor sees it, I am afraid that he will never forget you." ”

"How can I be as good as my sister said......"

Fang Yu's heart moved. He never understood why Madame was so good. Now that I think about it, there is also a possibility: Will Yu Yan be allowed to enter the palace?

This thought made him break out in a cold sweat. Even if he has the ability to reach the sky, he can't compete with the emperor's thousands of troops. If you enter the palace, then you have to pay it back?!

Fortunately.

Yu Yan smiled slightly and said, "Sister said she laughed." The emperor never forgets me, that's his business. I'm only good to my husband. ”

"What if the emperor chooses you to enter the palace?" the lady stared at her, as if trying to read something from her heart.

Yu Yan smiled slightly and said, "In our China, there is no emperor, let alone forced buying and selling. ”

"But this is in Datang. The lady said, "If you are really chosen to enter the palace, what do you want?"

"Then we'll go back to China. ”

"What if I can't go back?"

Yu Yan smiled and said, "I can enter the palace and be his concubine." ”

"Really?"

"But there is one condition. ”

"On what terms?"

"The emperor must give way and let my husband ascend the throne as the emperor before I can agree. ”

The housekeeper hurriedly signaled to silence: "Such words are really a great rebellion, and the nine clans should be punished for the crime." ”

"It's just a joke, my sister doesn't have to worry about it. The lady said, "I am relieved to see that you two are so affectionate." ”

"Sister, you're scared to death. ”

"How can my sister be reluctant to let you enter the palace? Besides, you are already a married woman, and you can't enter the palace if you want to!" the lady smiled and said, "Come, eat porridge quickly, it's going to be cold." ”

However, Madame's words just now made Fang Yu secretly remember it in his heart. This person must have another purpose, and he must be careful in the future.

At this time, Yu Yan was secretly looking at Fang Yu. Looking at each other, the two already have a heart-to-heart relationship.