In my heart, I couldn't help but smile evilly, and thought beautifully: Look, even Tian Luo thinks that Brother Lang and I are not suitable to be father and son, but more suitable to be a couple.

Then he heard Tian Luo say without any desire to live: "It's the dead and the suspect." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" Rolling Nima's deceased and criminal suspects, Lao Tzu doesn't have a child daughter-in-law like you!

He raised his leg and gave Tian Luo a kick, which was dodged by Tian Luo's rich experience, and then asked him shyly: "Seriously, boss, do you want to tease her?" ”

Ji Shao said with all his heart that I want to think, Lao Tzu is obviously flirting!

It's just that she's too straight to stir for the time being.

Thinking that he Ji Shao has been attracting butterflies for so many years, it is the first time that he has kicked this kind of iron plate made of thousand-year-old black iron, and it is fake to say that it doesn't hurt.

But in order to maintain the dignity of the number one courtesan in his college town, he had to sneer coldly, and the dead duck said stiffly: "How is it possible? Sir, do I look like such an active person? ”

Tian Luo: "......" didn't take the initiative, he almost didn't pack himself up and give it to others.

He didn't even bother to roll his eyes, he only regretted that he didn't record the appearance of his boss licking a dog when he played a game, so that he could recognize himself well.

Some people say they don't like it, but their bodies are extraordinarily honest.

Ji Shaoyi's tsundere didn't last enough for two minutes, so he couldn't help but come up to him and chatter: "But seriously, don't you think Brother Lang is ...... Is there a bit of a problem? ”

Tian Luo was so caught off guard by him, the whole person was a little foggy, and he could only answer tentatively: "It's a little ...... Straight? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" rolling Nima's is a bit straight.

His brother Lang is obviously very straight!

"I mean, a girl like her, who looks cold and introverted, and is surprisingly good at playing games, will have an unknown past like those youthful pain essays?"

Tian Luo was even more confused: "For example? ”

Ji Shaoyi recalled her staring at the leaflet, and her tone was a little sour: "For example, there is an ex-boyfriend who is a sniper in the championship team." ”

Tian Luo: "??? "When the is this melon? How did I not notice it at all?

Didn't he just eat a dog food-flavored hot pot in a daze? This melon-eating world can't accommodate him?

Influenced by romance novel lover Li Jinxi, Ji Shaoyi also peeked a lot in his spare time, so his brain hole was not ordinary: "At that time, Brother Lang was still a sand sculpture with all his joys, sorrows and sorrows written on his face, and Silent is not the champion today, but a little red guy who can't even skydive, for various unknown reasons, they met." ”

"On that day, they talked about life philosophy from poetry and songs, from how to parachute to aiming at the scope, and even made an appointment to pursue their dreams together."

"It's a pity, the world is unpredictable, Silent knows who taught him to throw a sniper, if he competes fairly, he has no chance of winning, but he has to be angry, because he doesn't have hundreds of millions of properties like our brother Lang, and he also has to support his mother who works a hundred jobs at the same time and his father who is plugged in with an oxygen tube, so he has to do a little bit of tricks on Brother Lang, so that she missed the trial, and he himself was successfully selected by the Ritian team and became a sniper with a style very similar to Brother Lang."

"And Brother Lang finally understood that the dog man didn't love her from beginning to end, he was just greedy for her game skills, and since then he has been deeply hit, collapsed, wrapped himself in a cold shell, and became a sand sculpture that is cold on the outside and hot on the inside."

Everyone is a fan of e-sports, and they usually watch professional games, but after his chatter, Tian Luo found out in hindsight...... It seems that Brother Lang and Silent's style of play is quite similar.

Not only the style of play, but even the social atmosphere of 'the living do not approach, who comes and who dies' exuded by the two of them is the same.

"Just the style of play doesn't mean anything, does it?" Tian Luo couldn't accept the bloody plot he fabricated out of thin air for a while: "Maybe Brother Lang learned him?" After all, he is a professional player, and he likes to snipe like Brother Lang, so Brother Lang may have him as an idol. ”

"Maybe." Ji Shaoyi 'hehe' twice, and his tone was sour, as if he had swallowed a box of lemons raw: "Otherwise, I really can't figure out how Brother Lang's picky eyes that can look at me handsomely would treat that dog man differently." ”

Tian Luo: "...... forbid, Brother Lang doesn't seem to like you very much, right?"

Before he could say his heart-piercing words, he was interrupted by Ji Shaoyi again: "I stared at it for a minute!" ”

Tian Luo was so sour that his teeth were about to fall, and he said with a blank face: "What if you don't take the initiative?" What are you gritting your teeth at the moment? ”

If he wasn't afraid of being beaten, he even wanted to pat Ji Shaoyi's face and ask him if it hurt.

"Did I take the initiative?" Ji Shaoyi sneered coldly and said unashamedly: "I'm obviously saving my stumbling teammates." ”

"After all, I am the only one who can see her hidden sand sculpture heart through the appearance of her iceberg now!"

"Wow." Tian Luo really couldn't stand his duplicitous appearance, and immediately scolded: "Then you swear?" ”

"Send 4, send 4." Ji Shao raised his hand and compared it to 4, and said without any intimidation: "I, Ji someone, is here to Tianfa 4, from today onwards, I will definitely try to appease Brother Lang's injured heart and help her get rid of the shadow of broken love as soon as possible, if you violate this oath, let me ......"

As a real non-chieftain, if the sky thunders and thunders and curses himself, he can't say it if he borrows ten dog guts.

It's okay to be chased and bombed every day in the game.,If it's in reality, it's chased and bombed by thunder every day...... It's exciting to think about.

There was a playground behind the boys' dormitory, and the two of them walked poorly, and before they knew it, they had walked to the playground.

It's so late, and there are still a lot of people playing on the playground.

Looking at their wanton sweating figures, Ji Shaoyi had a flash of inspiration on the spot, "Just let me be smashed by the ball when I walk!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone exclaim, "Be careful! ”

In the next second, a high-speed football came straight to his door, Ji Shaoyi was frightened on the spot, and reacted decisively after 0.00001 seconds.

Cover your face and turn around.

After all, his head can be broken, blood can be shed, and his handsome face cannot be lost!

After a muffled thud, the ball hit him in the waist impartially.

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

For a moment, he suspected that the rest of his life had been buried.

Maybe that's the price of beauty.

When Tian Luo hunched his waist and carried him back to the dormitory like a little eunuch serving the queen mother, the gossip boys in the entire building were boiling!