Chapter 280: Ye Sanshao's love enlightenment education for the little milk bag

The next day Ning Ning made breakfast, his father and mommy had a tacit understanding and went downstairs together, one was refreshed, the other was gloomy, Ning Ning gave a good morning kiss on Anya's face with a smile, and asked Ye Chen with a smile.

"Daddy, you didn't sleep well last night?"

His voice was immature and his expression was worried, Ye Chen's eyes sank, and he replied stiffly, "No!" ”

Raising his eyes and throwing off Miss Cheng's several knives, Ning Ning saw that the flying knives kept shooting out in his eyes, but his mommy drank porridge as if nothing happened, and asked with a smile, "Baby, it's not cooked badly enough, stay up longer next time." ”

Ning Ning, "...... Got it. ”

It's too strong!

Worship!

Ye Sanshao narrowed his eyes, "What do you want to eat, do you want to cook it yourself, why do you instruct my son?" ”

Miss Cheng smiled, "Your son has been serving me for several years, do you have any opinions?" ”

Ye Sanshao, Daddy, you really don't have long eyes, he felt a little guilty in his heart, and there was a little excitement on his face, he was guilty that he betrayed Daddy, and he was very happy to see Daddy's mommy flirting and pinching each other.

It's really tangled, it's not easy to be a son!

Cheng Anya got up and went to the kitchen to serve porridge, Ye Sanshao kicked the little milk bag, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "Son, I heard that you will use her standard when you look for a wife in the future?" ”

"Questions?" The little milk bag asked cutely, he thinks Mommy is very good, with a black belly, a little money fan, cute, soft when it should be soft, hard when it should be hard, and it is most desirable to be a wife for a lifetime.

Cute mother-lover complex, Ye Sanshao was entangled, and he spoke earnestly about education, "Baby, let me tell you, don't look for your mommy when you look for a wife, you can touch it with your father, you have to learn a lesson from the pain of not being able to eat, how good it is to find a little white girl, you can bully as much as you like, rub the circle and pinch you at will, that is called perfection, understand?" ”

"Daddy, isn't it painful for my wife to marry?" The little milk bag supported her chin, her eyes were bright, and she was very curious, whose husband married his wife and bullied him? Is his family special?

Ye Sanshao smiled and touched his son's head like a little gray wolf turning big red riding hood, "Baby, when you grow up, you will understand that there is always such a woman, you don't need to be gentle with her, you just want to bully her, the more ruthless the better." ”

Ning Ning looked at the ceiling as if he didn't understand, Daddy, are you really ...... Special.

"Daddy, but I think Mommy is very good, didn't you eat her to death?" Ning Ning was puzzled, in his opinion, the number of black sections of Mommy's belly was obviously not as high as his.

"Your mommy......" Ye Sanshao thought of the cold shower three times last night, tormented and twisted, in order to avoid his son repeating his cup, he felt the need to educate him well, "Son, the gutter will always capsize, if you want to make sure your boat is stable, you have to pinch the other party firmly, understand?" Don't look for the same, it's enough to find a stupid one, let her go east, she doesn't dare to go west, how nourishing life is. ”

Ning Ning continued to prop her chin to look at the ceiling, her pink face was confused, how could this be different from the concept that her mother had taught him? Mommy said that his wife was here to hurt.

"Mommy said that the wife is used to hold it, and the husband is used to step on it." Ning Ning unconsciously betrayed his dear mommy.

Is the husband used to step on? Very good, Ye Sanshao grinds his teeth, don't fall into his hands in the future, otherwise she will die, Ye Sanshao smiled distortedly, "My son doesn't want to be stepped on, right?" Therefore, the son's concept of love, listening to Lao Tzu is right. ”

"Oh......" Ning Ning lengthened her voice, feeling that I understood, and asked curiously, "Then why don't you find a stupid one?" Why look for Mommy? ”

Ye Sanshao, "...... I thought she was stupid when I fell in love with her at first sight. ”

Ning Ning blinked, then said that Daddy's eyes were not good, and he was gone for a while? An eagle has been biting a chicken all its life, and it was accidentally bitten in the eye?

Ye Sanshao frowned, this sentence was a bit strange, when did he fall in love with her at first sight? Phew, isn't that because of Ning Ning, he doesn't have a choice, does it?

"I can't say that, the steps of normal people are to know, fall in love, get married, and have children, and our steps are just reversed, so the situation is different."

"Daddy, are you sure you're looking for a wife?" Ning Ning's pink face had a very strange look.

"Son, education starts from a young age, because you have been brainwashed by Miss Cheng since you were a child, listen to me from today." Ye Sanshao said very domineeringly.

Daddy, aren't you going to be a little pig?

Ning Ning looked at Ye Sanshao with a smile, I said Daddy, Mommy will fix you, won't you go back? You have the keys to every room in your house, and it's not easy to get inside.

It won't work, Daddy, what do you want me to say about you?

So, it's a lifelong thing to be stupid.

Stop struggling!

Why is the baby in the same embarrassment as you?

Even if he finds someone as strong as Mommy, he has the ability to control her to death, of course, it is possible to let her occasionally be, but generally what he wants to do, 100% of his wishes come true.

"Got it? In the future, when you see her like this, how far you flash, and when you see a little idiot, you will arrest her home. ”

Big Bad Wolf looking for Little Red Riding Hood? Ning Ning looked at the ceiling as if he didn't understand, and the seven-year-old little milk bag felt that Daddy was definitely a big bad wolf, and he came to abduct him such a pure little white rabbit.

When the little milk bag grew up enough and met a certain woman, he finally knew how enlightening and thought-provoking Daddy's education was.

He regretted that he hadn't listened to Daddy's advice as a child.

"Don't teach my son badly." Cheng Anya smiled and glared at Ye Sanshao, "Is it easy for me to raise my son so all-powerful?" I'm going to have to keep it for the rest of my life, baby. ”

Ning Ning looked at Daddy's yin eyes, ate weakly, and absolutely couldn't express his opinion, Daddy's vinegar vat turned over.

"Baby, if you want to find us, you don't look for a little idiot, the gene is holding back." Cheng Anya also touched the head of the little milk bag, smiled very motherly, and educated as if nothing happened.

"Your IQ is not very high, and the son you gave birth to is not a genius, so it is enough to have a son for this thing of genes." Ye Sanshao's smile was extraordinarily elegant.

Cheng Anya, Ye Sanshao, are you thinking I'm stupid?

Ning Ning didn't express his opinion, but there was a sentence that he still felt reasonable, his son's view of love, listening to Lao Tzu was right.

Of course, his family's Lao Tzu's concept of love can only be listened to, after all, he is very dark-bellied, and he loves to eat his jealousy, which may make him yin.

In terms of love, Daddy is reliable, and the sow is also on the tree.