Chapter 80: Sit in the back row

In this way, Gu Congxin was successfully pulled onto the thief ship, and Ji Shaoyi funded it, and bought her a game account on the spot.

After briefly explaining the rules of the game and basic keys to her, Ji Shaoyi opened a four-row room and started a new round of training.

Since Gu Congxin is a new number, it is natural that he has no clothes to wear.

She looked at the well-dressed people in the quality square, and then at herself who was only wearing a bikini, and was so ashamed that she wanted to retreat on the spot.

"That's how I ...... Isn't it too immoral? She walked sideways in front of Ji Shaoyi like a crab, raised her hand and gave him a punch, and said arrogantly: "Take off your little skirt and let me wear it!" ”

Ji Shaoyi punched her back on the spot, and said indifferently: "Don't take it off, get out." ”

Then he danced in front of her in a little dress, and there was a squeak of trembling all over his body.

Gu Congxin was stunned by him, turned his head and began to complain to Lang Qiao: "Lang Jun, look at him~"

Lang Qiao scoffed at the fight between these two naΓ―ve ghosts, and didn't raise his eyelids, only comforted her: "It's just a skirt, wait until you enter the game to pick one up." ”

Gu Congxin: "...... "Okay, I understand."

Before the two of them got better, her Lang Jun had already begun to selectively pretend to be blind.

But she didn't stay depressed for long, as soon as she got on the plane, she was attracted by something new, and looked at the person who jumped down like a dumpling with a look of surprise: "Shall we jump down later?" It's so high, it won't kill people, right? ”

"Just follow the skydive, don't think about what you have or don't have." Lang Qiao was afraid that she would be a demon and would lose herself, so he sent her an invitation to follow with a few fingers.

Ji Shaoyi hooked the corners of his lips, and a new round of flickering was arranged: "Not necessarily." ”

"Everyone also spent ninety-eight, some people played PUBG, and some people could only play a skydiving simulator." After speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Gu Congxin shyly: "You know what I mean?" ”

Before Gu Congxin could speak, he heard Lang Qiaoliang's swishing voice: "For example, you, hanging on the elevated floor?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" doesn't mention that mistake, we are still good friends!

In order to prevent him from making a magic circle of love on a whim, Lang Qiao directly deprived him of the right to skydive.

In order to prevent her from accidentally hanging him on the elevated shelf again, Ji Shaoyi didn't dare to speak the whole time, and he was completely relieved until he landed safely.

Gu Congxin was like a severe hemiplegic patient throughout the whole process, tilting his head sideways and rushing into the room, and as if picking up rags, he was curious about what he saw.

Lang Qiao was busy searching for guns, and suddenly heard her exclaim: "Lang Jun! ”

"What's wrong?"

As soon as Lang Qiao turned around, he saw Gu Congxin walking in front of her like a crab, and jumped twice in a row and said, "Look! I picked up a pair of pants! ”

Lang Qiao: "......" damn mentally retarded.

She cursed in her heart, turned her head and walked upstairs, and as soon as she saw a UZI submachine gun, she heard Gu Congxin shouting downstairs: "My mother! Lang Jun, come down! I picked up a little padded jacket! ”

Before Lang Qiao could answer, he heard Ji Shaoyi smiling and saying, "Put it on, don't freeze." ”

"Okay." Gu Congxin put on the padded jacket excitedly, and began to feel that this skydiving game was actually a little interesting, that is, the clothes were not as good as the kryptonite warmth.

So for the next few minutes, she picked up things more happily, and every time she picked up something, she had to shout like a treasure.

"Hey, I've got another scythe!"

Ji Shaoyi: "Good pickup!" We'll drive the tractor to cut the wheat later! ”

"Wow, and the crossbow!"

"Pick up the crossbow too, and if you see a pheasant shoot it later." Ji Shaoyi flickered Meng Xinlai without blinking: "Then eight big characters will appear on our screen, good luck, eat chicken tonight." ”

"This is the origin of the name "Eat Chicken!"

"Good!" Gu Congxin was praised by him for being completely interested in this game, and after picking up the crossbow excitedly, he turned his head and saw a bottle of energy drink, and couldn't help but wonder: "What is that cola for?" Is it because we are afraid that the pheasant we shoot to death will not taste good, so we specially gave a bottle of Coke and asked us to make Coke chicken wings? ”

"yes." Lang Qiao walked past her expressionlessly, not only did he not wake her up, but followed Ji Shaoyi to brainwash her together: "So if you have the conditions, you can pick up another pot." ”

Tian Luo looked at Ji Shaoyi, and then at Lang Qiao, his mind was full of thoughts: What should I do? Am I going to wake her up? Isn't it bad to bully new people like this?

As soon as he was about to speak, he saw Gu Congxin push open the door, move sideways in front of him like a mentally retarded, reach out and pick up the pans scattered on the ground, and announced excitedly: "Comrades, the pot is here!" When are we going to hunt? ”

Even in order to express her excitement, she carried the pot around Tian Luo twice.

Tian Luo: "......" is such a silly newcomer, I bully it directly!

Since the two of them were sitting side by side, he reached out and pressed it on Gu Congxin's keyboard, then pointed to the map in the lower right corner of the screen and said, "Do you see that white circle?" When it starts to shrink, that's when we drive to find the chickens. ”

After saying that, he coughed lightly twice in embarrassment, and drove to find chickens or something...... How does it sound weird?

"Okay, then remember to call me when you leave." Gu Congxin said, and went upstairs in a hurry to start a new wave of treasure digging.

After searching the housing area, Ji Shaoyi went to the garage to find a car, and honked the horn downstairs and said, "Comrades, come down, we are going to find chickens." ”

As soon as he heard that he was looking for chickens, Tian Luo was the first to rush over and sat in the co-pilot.

Then he felt that someone seemed to be looking at him coldly through the gap between the computers.

Tian Luo suddenly got goosebumps, and weakly turned his head and asked him, "Boss, what do you think I'm doing?" ”

"You, sit back." Ji Shaoyi said, and glanced at Lang Qiao with his afterglow, and said meaningfully: "Master's co-pilot, can anyone who wants to sit can sit?" ”

Tian Luo: "...... Okay, I understand."

Before he could write a word, he began to think that he was in the way.

He chirped and switched to the back seat.

And Lang Qiao, who was about to get into the car, also weakly withdrew his fingers that pressed F, turned his head and moved two steps back, and sat side by side with Tian Luo in the back seat.

When he was finished, he looked puzzled and said, "Aren't you not allowed to sit?" What do you think I'm doing? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" I'm .......

He was autistic.