Chapter 1430: Bullshit
This Hao Zhixiang is famous for not being afraid of death and daring to give direct advice in court, and is sought after by a group of officials and literati.
Usually he wanted to say something, but Zhao Yuanjing didn't bother to pay attention to it.
After all, he is still a direct minister.
He doesn't want to be a faint king, and he won't fight and kill this kind of courtier.
But Hao Zhixiang didn't care about the occasion like this, everyone scolded the queen for being a demon queen and seducing the king. It's a bit ugly.
Hao Zhixiang was not afraid of the emperor's scolding, insisted on holding the fold, and said: "The queen is immoral, please ask the emperor to decide!" ”
Zhao Yuanjing was about to get angry, but a small white hand stretched out behind him, pinched the fold, and said with a smile: "Yo, it's the fold of the palace again?" Take a look at this palace. ”
Yun Dai took the fold and unfolded it, reading it from beginning to end, shaking her head as she watched.
"Old Hao, your writing is not good, it is very bad. This is simply a sentence that doesn't make sense, and there is no literary brilliance at all, and it tastes dry to read. ”
"No, no?" Hao Zhixiang is a two-list jinshi, he has been studying for so many years, and he has done a lot of articles, he dare not say that he is amazing, and he will never be unable to make sense.
How did it get into the hands of the queen mother, and it became a bullshit thing.
He is also arrogant, so he couldn't help but say: "Wechen has been reading for decades, and he asks himself more than that." ”
Yun Dai casually threw the fold away and said, "It's really bullshit." If it is changed to this palace, it will be written like this. ”
She cleared her throat and said loudly: "Queen Gu's family, she is jealous at the beginning, and she refuses to let people; Cover up the sleeves and slander, and the fox can confuse the master. After practicing the Yuan, he was in Hui Zhai, and he trapped my monarch in Juqi. With the lizard as the heart, the jackal is the nature, close to the wicked, cruel and good, the same disease of man and god, and the place of heaven and earth is not tolerated! ”
When she said a word, the faces of the officials turned pale.
Especially Hao Zhixiang, until Yun Dai finished reciting "The same disease of man and god, and the place of heaven and earth is not tolerated", he grunted and sat on the ground, looking shocked and incredulous.
"What did you write here?" Yun Dai casually took the fold from another official, glanced at it a few times, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, this fold is not to scold the concubine, but to persuade you to govern the country well, and defeat the Northern Qi Dynasty in the future and unify the world." ”
Zhao Yuanjing took it and looked at it, and looked at Yun Dai's gaze with a few inquiries: "What does the queen think, how is this fold written?" ”
"The words are good words, but this article is written, the donkey's head is not in the horse's mouth, and it is worse than bullshit." Yun Dai was unceremonious.
The official immediately blushed.
Yun Dai said: "If it is this palace, it will be written like this." Feng Xianjun's success, the Heben Dynasty's kindness, the south is connected with Baiyue, the north is full of mountains and rivers, the iron horses are grouped, and the jade shaft is connected. Hailing red millet, the accumulation of warehousing is poor; Jiangpu Yellow Flag, how far is Kuangfu's work. The sound of the class moved and the north wind rose, and the sword qi rushed and the south was flat. If you woo, the mountains will collapse, and the wind and clouds will change color. Use this to control the enemy, and the enemy will not be destroyed; In this way, what a merit! ”
The official looked shocked.
This article, this momentum, this vision.
Where can a harem woman write?
Zhao Yuanjing looked at Yun Dai, and a hint of discoloration flashed in the depths of his eyes.
Yun Dai didn't see it.
She faced a few speech officials, and said lightly: "Do you hear me, this palace can say a few words casually, and it is smoother than your words." At your level, are you embarrassed to take it out? If you can't write a stronger article in the future, don't take it out and embarrass people! I'm sorry you've read the sage books for so many years! ”
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Note: A few sentences of advice Yun Dai said are all quoted from a crusade against Wu Zetian by King Luo Bin.