The real-world game was forcibly closed, and Shi Yanshan and Dao Xing also woke up. The two stared at each other for a long time, and they both laughed at the same time.

One said, "Your ass is gone." ”

One said, "Your beard has grown back." ”

Dao Xing punched Shi Yanshan in the stomach.

"You've got a flat stomach."

Shi Yanshan punched Daoxing in the stomach.

"You've lost the wild seeds."

"The memories are back." The two fools hugged each other, crying and laughing. After a while, the two pushed each other away at the same time, touched their crotches with nervous faces, and exhaled turbid breath together.

"It's good that the peeing thing is still there."

They put their hands behind their backs and touched their buttocks.

"It's okay, the thing is still there."

The two began to giggle again. After laughing for a while, Shi Yanshan began to untie his belt.

Dao Xing was shocked: "What are you going to do?" ”

Shi Yanshan said: ", constipation for a few lifetimes, I want to be refreshed." ”

Dao Xing scolded: "What kind of place do you see this is, can you pull it here?" My family's screamers know that they need to find a toilet to. ”

Shi Yanshan said: "These eight calves have played with us for so long, I want to take revenge." ”

Dao Xing continued to scold: "Get out of the calf, go to the bathroom, it just so happens that I also want to try the water pipe." ”

The two of them have become demons together, have a big belly together, and have given birth to babies together. The door opened, the laughter stopped, the two of them took a step back, the knife [chopping horse] knife in hand, and Shi Yanshan also pointed the electromagnetic gun at the door.

Outside the door stood a red-clothed man, holding a white flag in his right hand and a holographic projector in the palm of his left hand.

Dao Xing pressed Shi Yanshan's hand, "He seems to have something to say." ”

The red-clothed man released the projector in his hand, the projector floated, and the holographic projection of Luo Youcheng and Jiang Xiaoyu appeared between them.

Luo Youcheng said to them: "Follow this Lu, he will bring you over." ”

Shi Yanshan looked at Luo Youcheng suspiciously and said, "How can you prove that you are real?" ”

He has been tricked by the broken system for "several lifetimes", and he is really afraid.

"When you were a child, you always liked to go around the wellhead of the septic tank, and when you grew up, you would pry the manhole cover open a crack, and you liked that smell the most."

Shi Yanshan said to Dao Xing firmly: "My eldest brother, let's go with him." ”

The knife didn't move, looking at the hologram very nervously. Jiang Xiaoyu in the video also noticed the expression of the knife line, and her face collapsed. The knife line is more nervous.

Shi Yanshan hurriedly said to the red-clothed man: "Take your thing and lead the way." ”

The red-clothed man silently put away the white flag and projector, turned around and led the way in front.

Shi Yanshan pulled the knife line to leave, the knife line was like a child standing in front of the window and not getting a toy, taking root under his feet, unwilling to move the nest. The red-clothed man took two steps, and when he saw that he didn't move, he stopped, facing his back to the two people.

"Little brother, can I not go? I'm afraid to see fairies. ”

"Don't you go to Chuxiong's house?" Shi Yanshan glared at Dao Xing, "What you can do in the game is to install a water hose on the crotch of your pants, and look at my second sister's breasts and buttocks." Look at your cowardice now. ”

"You remember?"

"Well, when I first woke up, I went through several lifetimes."

"What do you say about this?,The game almost forgot about reality.,When you come out, you remember the things in the game clearly.。 The fairy must also remember, it's over, it's over, my life is over, I don't have the face to see the fairy. ”

Shi Yanshan comforted: "Aren't you small? It's not male, it's interracial. ”

Dao Xing simply squatted and howled: "I swear I will never play the game of pit goods again, who knows what will be out of the ordinary next time." ”

Shi Yanshan continued to comfort: "Is there one? Have you done anything out of the ordinary? ”

Daoxing's eyes were full of hope: "Is what I am doing really out of line?" ”

"It's all a child's trick." In order to pull up the knife, Shi Yanshan picked up a big bag, "The second sister wants to scold me for helping you top, and the second sister wants to beat me to help you carry it." ”

Dao Xing was so moved that tears were about to come out, and he stood up and hugged Shi Yanshan's shoulders and said "Good brother" repeatedly.

"Let's go!" Shi Yanshan hooked Dao Xing's shoulders with his backhand, and the two of them were like wounded soldiers coming down from the battlefield, relying on each other to follow behind the red-clothed man.

They followed the red-clothed man through three corridors, turned two corners, and sat on a levitating ladder that went down to the ground. There are only two buttons in the levitation ladder, one A and one β. They went to β.

Out of the levitation ladder, they walked through three more corridors, turned two corners, and came to a conference room. The red-clothed man led the two to the door of the conference room.

In view of the previous lesson, the two did not rush in, and they looked at the door. The meeting room was empty, with a long conference table taking up only a quarter of the room.

At the end of the long table sat a man with a high hairline, in his early thirties and forties, wearing a black suit with small lapels. Another man and a woman stood with their backs to the door, facing them at a distance. The men wore indigo knits, and the women wore blue and white sweatshirts.

The knife shop whispered, "Your brother and the fairy." ”

Shi Yanshan stopped in front of Dao Xing with one arm: "I'll test it first." ”

He shouted into the conference room, "Is it my brother and second sister?" ”

The man and woman turned around, and Shi Yanshan looked at it seriously for a while, "The appearance is completely matched, but you have to try, brother, you can tell me another thing." ”

Luo Youcheng said: "When you were a child, you robbed with a stray dog, and you were chased by that local dog for half of the base. ”

Shi Yanshan said affirmatively: "It's my eldest brother, let's go in." ”

Dao Xing followed behind Shi Yanshan and walked in cautiously, his eyes kept looking at Jiang Xiaoyu. Jiang Xiaoyu smiled and turned around. The fairy smiled, and the knife felt that the stone pressing on his heart flew away. But he immediately caught another detail, when the fairy smiled, his eyes were fixed on her little brother, and the fairy did not look at him. The big boulder is back, and heavier than before.

The half-bald man said, "Now that everyone is here, we can talk." In order to show my sincerity, I changed positions. ”

The half-bald man at the end of the long table disappeared and immediately reappeared in the middle of the left, pointing to the seat opposite:

"Guests, please be seated."

Luo Youcheng said: "Meeting guests with holographic projection is not hospitality. ”

The man laughed: "You are all people with great skills, I'm just an ordinary person, don't be careful." ”

Luo Youcheng snorted coldly and took the lead in taking a seat. It's very helpless, through the hologram, I can't find the other party's hiding place at all, it may be in a corner of Chuxiong, or it may be thousands of miles away. He also can't sense the emotions of the other party through the image, and he can't judge the truth or falsehood of his words. Luo Youcheng doesn't like the feeling of being led by the nose, but now it's the other party's performance time.

Jiang Xiaoyu sat on his left hand, and Shi Yanshan and Dao Xing sat on his right.

The half-bald man introduced himself: "Jia Dan, the administrator of Chuxiong City. ”

Shi Yanshan said angrily: "You are the brainchild who pulled us into the game? ”

Jia Dan's real body is not there, otherwise Shi Yanshan may not have pounced and punched the bald chicken's head.

Jia Dan's laughter is very low, any word can trigger his laughing nerves, he laughs while pounding the table, at first the pounding of the table is silent, and then he is accompanied by sound effects.

"Yes, yes. I'm the brain-dead, and that's what everyone who knows me says. ”

Luo Youcheng and the four of them looked at each other. Jia Dan laughed enough, and rubbed his hand on his face a few times to make himself look serious.

"Why don't the guests introduce themselves?"

Luo Youcheng hadn't thought of a fake name yet, and Shi Yanshan spoke:

"My brother, everyone calls him Mr. Waterfront. My second sister is the Wind Fairy. My name is Iron Fist. The guy next door is called Tempest Knifeman. ”

Luo Youcheng glanced at Shi Yanshan approvingly, his younger brother, looking reckless, was actually delicate. The knife shop was also very happy, the nickname he gave himself was finally recognized, and the Tempest Swordsman and the Wind Fairy were a good match.

Jia Dan didn't care about the guest's real name, and he started laughing again:

"Good name, good name. Domineering, mighty! However, as far as I know, no one has used the word 'sir' for hundreds of years, right? Why did Mr. pick it up again? ”

Shi Yanshan continued to answer: "My brother wants to educate the people, can he be called sir?" ”

Jia Dan didn't laugh this time, slapped the table, and shouted hello. He found that there was no sound effect when he slapped the table, and he slapped it again with the sound effect, and shouted three times in a row.

Dao Xing attached to Shi Yanshan's ear and said, "It's really a brain-dead." ”

Shi Yanshan nodded solemnly.

The brain-dead Jia Dan spoke again: "Sir's ambition is so ambitious, do you mind playing a game with me again?" ”

"Didn't you get enough of the game?"

"If you have enough fun, you won't be reincarnated, and you end up playing goofs." Jia Dan smiled and said, "I'm guarding Chuxiong alone, lonely, lonely and cold." ”

"Isn't there a lot of charm here?"

"There is a charming culture, and the common language is a little less. I used to put myself into real-life games to have a little charm, but now I'm tired of it. It's rare to have a few people to talk to, how can you not play a few games? ”

Except for Luo Youcheng, the other three all looked at Jia Dan vigilantly.

Jadan's laughing nerve disorder was back in hand, and he started slapping the table, this time remembering to add sound effects to the first shot.

"The way you look at me doesn't look at the brain-dead, it's the devil." He suddenly suppressed his smile and said aggrievedly: "Please, have mercy on me, a lonely person, I promise, I won't open the reality." And, every time you play a game, you can all ask a question, and I'll answer it in detail. ”

After thinking for a moment, he added, "Only one person can ask one question at a time. ”

Luo Youcheng said in a deep voice: "What if we don't agree? ”

"That's just a few more copies of the reality game." Jia Dan squeezed his eyes mischievously, and this expression appeared on the bald man's face, which was particularly contrived.

Luo Youcheng and Jiang Xiaoyu glanced at each other and said, "You can play, but the premise is to reward us with the clearance of the previous game." ”

Jia Dan exaggeratedly shouted: "You didn't clear the customs, I let you out." ”

Luo Youcheng said: "The system is nothing more than wanting to know whether we are friends or foes, we kill all the charms in the building, or the four of us become charms, and we can feel the same way as them, and we can clear the level." You tell me? ”

Jia Dan said helplessly: "You are so smart. ”

"My sister and I are not greedy, and it's hard to be a charmer. How do you think we'll get through it? ”

Jia Dan was stunned.

Luo Youcheng asked: "After I cleared the customs by myself, did I go shopping with Mei?" Or break their necks? ”

Jia Dan laughed wildly: "You persuaded me, you can ask questions." ”