Large-scale reality show scene
"Someone deliberately did something,
I'll get rid of anyone who causes you trouble. 》
———— Jiang Yu
The scolding of Jiang Yu's ex-girlfriend on the forum has stopped, but everyone has not dispersed.
A new post was posted by someone enthusiastic.
[How fierce can the firepower output of the new humans in the 21st century be?] ]
5 minutes, build to the 100th floor.
Because of that "ex-girlfriend", a lot of strange names were blown up.
Some male compatriots ridiculed with great interest,
Everyone is so special, why don't you pair them up and see who is who is the fate.
It's a lot of fun, and it can also solve the problem of singleness, so why not.
On the first floor is Wang Ziyan, a narcissist who is always known for being fast.
Wang Ziyan: I guess no one can refuse such a handsome and dashing beautiful man as me.
Yu Xi: Xiu'er, come here, bring my ancestral jade seal, I want to smash walnuts for Xiu'er to eat, so that he can replenish his brain.
Wang Ziyan replied to "Yu Xi": Give you another chance to speak well, I, handsome?
Yu Xi replied to "Wang Ziyan": You are so beautiful!
Hao rate: I suspect that the title is driving hhhh~
Xiong Chumo: This is a green environment, or I'll come first.
Xi Yangyang replied to "Xiong Chumo": Is it a senior or a junior upstairs?
Tintinche: Are there any pre-school classmates? Let's make it right, it doesn't matter if it succeeds or not, it's about participation.
Fei Feiyu replied to "Ding Ding Che": Don't tell me that you are a college student still watching "Garden Baby".
Jiang Wenmin: How do you let people know that you are a middle school student?
Dong courtesy: The day-night cycle on the earth is caused by the rotation of the earth by one cycle.
Wong Cheuk-chi: The day-night cycle on Earth is caused by the rotation of the Earth for one week.
Hong Yizi: Nonsense, it's obviously 7 days of rotation,
Yuan Zhubi: Huh? Isn't it a spin?
Han Meimei: Does anyone love me?
Xiao Ming replied, "Han Meimei": If someone in the math textbook loves me, we can ......
Li Hua: I'm here to drive, TM you are all chatting and blind date in a serious way.
…………
Don't ask finally shifted his gaze from the screen of his mobile phone, and said with emotion: "It turns out that my name is not the most peculiar, after reading their names, now my heart is much more balanced!"
Lin Zhenfeng's fingers flexibly tapped on the keyboard for the last time, "I found out." ”
Jiang Yu bowed his head and looked at it, and the information on the computer was revealed.
Xu Youcheng,
Gender: Male,
Age: 52,
Phone: 13532******
Address: Kanggou Village, Hechuan Township, Yuanzhou District, Y City, Ningxia.
Jiang Yu frowned, "Is there such an address?" ”
"Yes, it's normal that you don't know about this place, I didn't know it originally, I specially checked it,"
Lin Zhenfeng clicked a few times on the keyboard with his right hand, and a chapter of village introduction popped up on the computer.
The arrows of the mouse are highlighted on it,
"This place is a poor area, severe drought and remoteness, the villagers drink water by drinking rainwater, and there are two iron buckets hanging on the trees all year round ready to catch rainwater."
Wang Ziyan leaned over and asked, "So, a place 108,000 miles away from us,
Why did a 52-year-old man appear in the forum of Imperial Capital University? ”
"This ID is fake, and it has been impersonated by someone else."
Jiang Yu straightened up and looked at Lin Zhenfeng, the leader's aura was not angry and arrogant, and made people obey. "Don't you have anything left unfinished?"
Lin Zhenfeng's eyelids jumped, he was shocked by the majesty of the elder, and he didn't dare to sell it, and spit out all the content that he said half of it was half hidden.
"There is another piece of information, the president is right, the ID is used by others, according to the analysis of the data...... This person's location is in the girls' dormitory. ”
Jiang Yu sighed, the corners of his mouth were lightly hooked, and his dark and deep eyes narrowed slightly,
"Girls' dormitory, this person is really powerful......"
Wang Ziyan trembled, hugged his arms away from Jiang Yu, shrank behind Don't ask and whispered: "I bet that I won't take a bath for three years, and the adults will definitely be holding back their big moves."
…………
Su Xingri, who finished the course, followed the two friends to the student union to report.
There were quite a few people at the scene, all waiting in line at the door.
Xiao Baicai stood on tiptoe and watched, "So many people, what are they doing here?" ”
"Are we going to queue up too? Isn't it going to be a long time, or let's go get something to eat! Yuan Sisi touched the two braids on his shoulders, and gave advice expectantly.
Su Xingri already knew that she was a foodie: "Didn't we just eat it?" You haven't eaten enough? ”
Without waiting for Yuan Sisi to answer, Xiao Baicai looked back from the crowd and smiled: "She's full, but I guess she can eat another plate of fruit."
Yuan Sisi stared at Meng Meng's big eyes, "How do you know I want to eat this?" ”
Su Xingri explained to her, "Because when you just ate, you stared at the bowl of the classmate at the next table all the time, and that classmate was the fruit fish." ”
Yuan Sisi was silent, waiting in line, but he kept reciting the word fruit fishing in his heart.
The queue was getting longer and longer, and Su Xingri remembered how difficult it was for An Yu to say that it was to attract new people.
But looking at the number of people who are only increasing behind this, it doesn't seem to be like that.
…………
Today's student council is the busiest ever.
A small room, a table, a chair.
Wang Ziyan sat in the small room, with a small yellow chrysanthemum on the top of his head, a small Q version of the two-dimensional cute girl pattern sticker on the corner of his eyes, and his eyes turned into enchanting black eyeliner.
It's just that he's mourning.
There was also a girl standing in front of him, twisting her body desperately.
Oh, don't think about it, it's a talent show.
When the girl finally finished dancing, she left shyly.
Before the next girl came on stage, Wang Ziyan summoned his good buddies not to ask and patted him on the shoulder, "Is it a brother?" ”
Don't ask, the expression of sympathy in his eyes is on him, and he says categorically: "No."
"WOC, ruthless!" Prince Yan Fu,
began to pour bitter water, "You are all too bad, what do you say that there are beautiful women, a large-scale reality show scene, watch it from zero distance."
I put on makeup for the hard work I was looking forward to, and I deceives my feelings! ”
Don't ask...... I have no relationship with you. ”
Wang Ziyan: "No, you have it, quickly pay me money for cosmetics and eye washing." ”
Don't ask: "......"
Seeing that he didn't speak, Wang Ziyan directly reached out and groped for his trouser pocket,
is still talking" Just now the girl twisted her bucket waist and gave me a flattering look,
My God, I'm going to blind my eyes, and if you don't lose money, I'm not done with you. ”
Don't ask and let him touch it, he doesn't have any money in his pocket anyway.
After digging out the front pocket, dig out the back pocket.
"Turn around, I want to take a look at the back, you guys will bully me the most, and Jiang Yu, the official is the first level to suppress ......"
Wang Ziyan's voice stopped abruptly.
At the door, three girls were next to each other, covering their mouths and holding their breath.
When Su Xingri and the three of them entered the small room, they saw that the two boys were "self. Touch".
Wang Ziyan turned around violently, and directly reached out to touch his buttocks, like a domineering "attack".
Don't ask, with his back to him, his expression is helpless and similar to yielding, like a very weak "acceptance".
For a moment there was silence in the small room for a minute.
Don't ask, his eyes were full of doubts, and there was a moment of confusion on his face.
Then he turned his head to see why Wang Ziyan suddenly stopped talking.
I saw him looking at the direction of the door with his eyes in astonishment, and his first instinct jumped up to the door, and he secretly said in his heart: It's not good!
didn't care about what was at the door, and directly pushed away the "groping pig hand" that was still on the waistband of his pants.