"Give it back to you, that's so stingy."

Pang Yuan opened his stationery box, took out a blue pen as thin as a 2B pencil, and threw it on Dongfang Dulong's desk.

This is an incident that happened when Liu Yingying and Dongfang Dulong were in the sixth grade of elementary school.

Dongfang Dulong picked up the pen and pulled off the cap, he didn't think about it so much, but the next moment, the boss who opened his mouth in surprise could stuff a big goose egg into it.

There was a gap in the tip of the fountain pen, Dongfang Dulong's lower lip trembled badly, looking at this beautiful fountain pen flawed, his two lovely pupils flashed tears, counting this, there are a total of four fountain pens in his stationery box, this one is the flesh of his heart, usually reluctant to use it to write, and he doesn't even take off the cap of the pen, and people who don't know think that he wants to take this fountain pen for retirement.

"You pay me a pen!" The childish Dongfang Dusk Dragon shouted at Pang Yuan, he aimed the tip of his pen at Pang Yuan's throat, like holding a sharp dagger, if Pang Yuan did not sincerely apologize to him, he really wanted Pang Yuan's life.

Pang Yuan was like he was deaf, he didn't even bother to move when he looked up at him, so he ate a bag of crushed crispy noodles by himself, which poured a bucket of gasoline on Dongfang Dusk Dragon's anger.

At the moment when Dongfang Dusk Dragon raised his small fist and was about to smash it towards the top of Pang Yuan's head, a woman with slender fingers and white skin as white as snow grabbed his wrist.

"What's the matter? Do you still want to hit me? Only then did Pang Yuan see Dongfang Duilong's actions, so he raised his head and squinted the mouse's eyes slightly, and said contemptuously.

"What's wrong Xiaoyi, he's bullying you again?" Liu Yingying asked Dongfang Dusk Dragon seriously, slowly put her hand down, and let go of Dongfang Dusk Dragon's wrist.

"Well, he took my ......" Dongfang Dusk Dragon said indignantly, and as soon as he was halfway through speaking, he was startled by Pang Yuan's shout.

"Hey! Everybody come and see! Dongfang Yi let the girl protect again! Pang Yuan circled his hand into a microphone and clasped it to his mouth and shouted loudly to the classmates, he shouted back and forth, left and right, like an old vegetable farmer shouting at the morning market that his vegetables were cheap.

This shout, not only Dongfang Duilong was angry, Liu Yingying was also angry, when the students were ready to laugh and look here, Liu Yingying screamed coldly, and the classroom was silent.

"Wait a minute, are you just going to laugh at people? Everything must be done by understanding the reason. Liu Yingying said to her classmates solemnly, like a fairy who descended to earth, and after speaking, she asked Dongfang Dulong, "What did he do to you?" Why did you hit him? ”

"Last Friday, he asked me to lend him my fountain pen, I borrowed it from him without saying anything, and today I begged him for a day, and he has only now returned it to me, you see, he broke it for me, and I have been reluctant to use this pen." Dongfang Dulong said aggrievedly, holding a poor pen in his hand, dangling it in front of his classmates.

Liu Yingying is worthy of being the teacher's right-hand man, and it was she who protected Dongfang Dulong, so the classmates accused Pang Yuan of being wrong one by one.

"How much does this pen cost? Sister buy you another one, don't be angry, since the day we met Pang Yuan, isn't he so annoying? Let's not be like him. After the matter was resolved, Liu Yingying secretly talked to Dongfang Dulong, and she never saw that he was unhappy.

In the third self-study class in the morning and afternoon, almost all the class, except for Dongfang Dulong, who was still unconvinced, kept their heads calm, holding the students' standard weapons, "pens", and wandered on the battlefield in the textbook.

Dongfang Duilong seemed to be studying, he was also holding a pen, writing a piece of paper torn from a white paper, Liu Yingying looked at him, thinking that he also wanted to become a top student like himself, Liu Yingying's heart was like a jar of honey sprinkled on it.

In the end, Dongfang Dulong wrote or drew something, and Pang Yuan knew again, there was no teacher in this class, and before the end of class, the paper was snatched by one of Pang Yuan's classmates and friends.

"Tan Hao, what kind of cartoon did he draw? Did you scold me? Pang Yuan stretched his neck long, like a big turtle that was catching prey, and when he saw his friend "admiring" the "masterpiece" of the Oriental Dusk Dragon, he immediately suspected that this cartoon must be "not simple".

Liu Yingying was afraid that Dongfang Duilong would be bullied again, so she listened attentively, hoping that it was not what she thought.

"Well, yes, he wrote on it, "Pang Yuan's Biography." Tan Hao said to Pang Yuan with an affirmative face......

As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, a cat-and-mouse battle began, and Dongfang Duilong was chased all the way to the playground by the angry Pang Yuan.

Liu Yingying took the cartoon, wanting to see how Dongfang Duilong had a big brain and sweated like rain to create, and when she saw the end, all night long, her stomach hurt terribly, all because of this cartoon, and even she almost fainted with laughter.

At the beginning of the comic, Pang Yuan was punched and kicked by his wife because he came home late from work, because Dongfang Duilong hated Pang Yuan to the core, he deliberately drew Pang Yuan's wife extremely ugly, just like Zhu Bajie and his second aunt, and then, Pang Yuan was angry and wanted a divorce because his wife was too ugly and his temper was not ordinary.

However, his wife is the head of the family, and everything must be agreed by his wife, Dongfang Duilong portrayed Pang Yuan as useless, not as good as the gray wolf, and then, his wife was angry and kicked Pang Yuan off the tenth floor.

It's not over yet, how could Dongfang Dusk Dragon let Pang Yuan die so happily? Not only because of the fountain pen, but most importantly, Pang Yuan and him are a pair of well-known rivals in love, both of them are looking forward to the future, and Liu Yingying will enter the palace of marriage and give birth to a big fat boy or a daughter together.

What was waiting for Pang Yuan was not the flat and solid ground, but a giant slice of bread, after Pang Yuan fell on it, he looked up to the sky and laughed, thanking God for giving him a piece of shit luck, but unexpectedly, another piece of bread of the same size came to him like a cover of the sky, and Pang Yuan suddenly became a luncheon meat in a sandwich.

As a result, Pang Yuan and the bread were eaten by the giant in one bite, and Dongfang Dusk Dragon had to give him a "tragic" ending, that is, after the giant ate it, his stomach hurt very badly, and then he came to a thatched hut for convenience......

In the end, Pang Yuan turned into a lump of soaring and fell into the pit, the giant pressed the flush button, and the powerful whirlpool did not know where Pang Yuan was going.