Cheng Hao has been going badly recently.

After graduating from college, he encountered the most difficult employment season in history, he was an unpopular file management major, invested a few points of resume and finally found a job in the right place, but he didn't work for two days, the warehouse caught fire, the company went bankrupt, and he didn't get a penny of salary.

I worked hard to find a second sales job, and the salary was low, but it was only a full month, and the bad news came - the boss ran away with his sister-in-law, and the company closed down again!

If that's all, forget it, the house leak happened to rain overnight, and the house in the urban village that I just rented three days ago paid 3,000 yuan, and as a result, a good room was actually smashed by a telephone pole in the middle of the night!

He was so frightened that he slept on a park bench in the middle of the night wrapped up in a bunk and fed mosquitoes all night.

That's not all, I woke up the next morning and my wallet and phone were stolen!

"God-damn thieves, even poor ghosts like labor and management steal, is there any humanity!"

Cheng Hao, who was penniless, wanted to cry without tears, scolded the thief for half an hour, and was thought to be a colleague by a passing homeless man, who looked at him sympathetically, and then gave him a can he had just picked up.

"What is this taking me for?"

Cheng Hao couldn't cry or laugh, moved and sad, returned the can to the homeless, and stuffed the only 20 yuan left in his pocket to the homeless.

Cheng Hao sighed, thought about it, and could only choose to go back to his hometown in the countryside for a few days before making plans.

The warm-hearted villagers knew about it, and they came to comfort them: "Haozi, you are rushing to Tai Sui, Tai Sui is sitting on the head, and there is no joy and fear of disaster." Hurry up and go to the Taoist temple in the back mountain to find Daoist Wu to solve it! ”

What Chong Tai Sui, of course Cheng Hao doesn't believe it.

"What Daoist Wu?"

Cheng Hao asked suspiciously, and then he learned that Wu Daochang was the owner of the Houshan Taoist Temple, and it was said that his mana was profound, and he could tell fortunes, ask for signs, interpret hexagrams, open light, apply talismans, and prescribe medicine.

Cheng Hao scoffed when he heard this, but the villagers showed up to say the word and praised Daochang Wu for how godlike.

Neighbor Aunt Wang commented: "But it worked, my sow has not given birth, I asked Wu Daochang for a few talismans, soaked in the sow to eat, a litter gave birth to 20 piglets, so happy that I couldn't sleep for several nights!" ”

Cheng Hao rolled his eyes when he heard this, the sow is infertile, so it depends on the veterinarian, it can be cured by eating Fu Shui?

Tiezhu, a simple bachelor in the village: "My brother is 36 years old this year, and he has not been able to marry his daughter-in-law because of his low education, my father asked me to send two baskets of native eggs to Wu Daochang, and he gave me a purse for me to wear."

I didn't believe it at first, but when I was herding cattle in the cornfield last month, a big girl who was dressed very fashionably, who was very smart, asked me for a drink, and took the initiative to ask me, 'Brother, you are a good person, lack a daughter-in-law', and then ...... Hehe, no, my daughter-in-law is 2 months pregnant! Magical, you say, isn't it magical? ”

After Cheng Hao heard this, he immediately looked at the smiling iron pillar sympathetically, and didn't know if he should remind him kindly.

My daughter-in-law only met last month, but she likes to be a father for 2 months......

You taste, you taste!

Also, when he was a child, his playmate Goudan, patted his chest: "Haozi, I pack this Taoist Absolute Spirit!" Some time ago, I broke an arm in a bird's nest, which was swollen bigger than a turnip in the ground, and it never got better. I went to find Wu Daochang, who immediately helped me amputate this arm, saying that fortunately I arrived in time, otherwise my life would be endangered. Haha, you see, although I am missing an arm now, I have saved my life, and Daochang Wu is really my life-saving benefactor! ”

Cheng Hao was even more speechless when he heard it.

What kind of life-saving benefactor is this, a small fracture problem, just unload the person's arm, what is this......

Cheng Hao hurriedly sent away the gossiping villagers, but his parents were very fond of this and listened to it.

The second elder immediately asked Cheng Hao to try it.

"It's really useless."

Cheng Hao tried his best to explain to them for a long time, this Wu Daochang was not reliable at all, but the second elder didn't believe it, so he directly drove him out and asked him to go to the back mountain to visit Wu Daochang.

So there was this trip up the mountain.

In the afternoon, the sun was shining brightly and the wind was smooth.

Cheng Hao climbed the mountain for almost two hours under the sun, sweating profusely, and finally arrived at the "Floating Cloud View" on the top of the mountain.

The door of the Floating Cloud View was wide open, and Cheng Hao walked in, only to see a middle-aged fat man wearing a dirty robe and a mouse's whiskers at the corner of his mouth sitting there drowsy under a huge sun umbrella.

When I got closer, I could see the shiny saliva at the corner of his mouth hanging and hanging to the ground.

It must be Wu Daochang.

There was a hexagram stall in front of Wu Daochang, and he looked very good.

Cheng Hao stepped forward and shook Daochang Wu gently: "You are Daochang Wu, right?" ”

Wu Daochang was taken aback, stared at Cheng Hao for two seconds, quickly wiped off his saliva, and sat up straight seriously: "Come, who is coming?" ”

Cheng Hao smiled at the loss: "Hello Dao Wu, I am a villager under this mountain, and I have been a little unlucky recently, and I want to find you to resolve it." ”

"Want to defuse? Simple. Wu Daochang smiled, changed his posture and leaned back on the chair, and the old god closed his eyes on the ground to recuperate, "However, you have to see your sincerity first." ”

Cheng Hao was skeptical: "Can it really be resolved?" Sincerity? What sincerity? ”

Wu Daochang touched his round belly and replied expressionlessly: "Sincerity is sincerity!" ”

Cheng Hao was confused, stunned and didn't know what he meant.

After a long time, Wu Daochang opened his eyes and saw that he was like a wood and did not move, so he suddenly opened his eyes and glared at him fiercely: "Don't you know the rules?" ”

Cheng Hao didn't know why: "Rules? What rules? ”

Wu Daochang twisted his fingers at him.

The corners of Cheng Hao's mouth twitched, and he handed over the red envelope that his parents had prepared for him in advance.

Wu Daochang opened the red envelope, saw that there were at least 5 red tickets inside, and accepted them in his arms with satisfaction, so he gave Cheng Hao a 5-cent smile: "Say, young man, what have you touched recently?" ”

Cheng Hao quickly told him what happened to his recent unlucky arrival home, and the Taoist chief frowned when he heard it: "It's just a murderous Tai Sui......

Cheng Hao was suspicious: "Can the Taoist have a way to resolve it?" ”

Wu Daochang twisted his beard, and his eyes rolled quickly: "This, it's a little difficult to do......"

In fact, I thought in my heart, this is a big business, and I must slaughter this stupid boy ruthlessly.

Cheng Hao was overjoyed: "Dao Chief, do you really have a way?" Talk about it, talk about it! ”

Wu Daochang squinted his eyes, he had already dug a big pit in his heart and waited for Cheng Hao to jump, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, young man, it's so easy to break the disaster and eliminate misfortune, you sit down first, and listen to me slowly......"

Cheng Hao waved his hand: "There's no need to sit, I have to rush back, I'm afraid it will rain later." ”

Wu Daochang sneered: "With such good weather, how can it rain......

Before the words fell, the sky suddenly became gloomy, and dark clouds were thick.

Daochang Wu was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Cheng Hao strangely.

Cheng Hao looked up at the sky in embarrassment and sneered: "It looks like it's really going to change the sky, won't there be thunder?" ”

Before the words fell, there was really a thunderclap, and with a bang, a bowl of thick lightning suddenly fell from the sky, directly struck the sun umbrella on the hexagram stall!

The umbrella cloth was scorched black, and a big hole was split, which frightened Wu Daochang so much that he fell hard and fell from the stool to the ground.

"Mom, what's going on in this blue sky?"

Wu Daochang's face changed greatly, he got up from the ground, took a few steps back in an instant, and distanced himself from Cheng Hao: "You, you, you...... Aren't you crow's mouth so smart?! ”

Cheng Hao himself was stunned: "This ......"

Wu Daochang pointed at Cheng Hao's nose and scolded: "You evil crooked way! Our Fuyun Mountain has always been a treasure land of wind and sunshine, and the rain is drizzly and poetic, but as soon as you come, you will change the sky and say that the sky will change, and the thunder will thunder! ”

Cheng Hao's heart was broken: "Dao Chief, it's not me, it's just a coincidence." ”

Before the words fell, another bowl of thick Nine Heavens Divine Thunder slashed down, directly splitting the hexagram stall in half!

The current of 100,000 volts is not a joke, this split is only 10 centimeters away from Wu Daochang, Wu Daochang was so frightened that the hairs on his body stood up, and his liver trembled.

Rumble!

Thundered!

Immediately after that, the third and fourth bolts of lightning fell one after another, all of which exploded at Daoist Wu's feet, and even one directly smashed the hem of his robe!

Wu Daochang hugged his head and scurried, like a fat and bulky groundhog, and looked at Cheng Hao stunned, surprised, and funny.

Wu Daochang scolded: "You still say it's not you!" As soon as you come, this thunderbolt will chase after me! ”

Wu Daochang was directly frightened, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he pushed and kicked Cheng Hao out of the courtyard, "You are a disaster star at all!" I don't care about you! Stay away from my Taoist temple! ”

"I won't do your business, don't pass on your bad luck to me, get out!" Wu Daochang threw his red envelope back to him, and then the door slammed shut.

Inside the courtyard gate, you can still vaguely hear Wu Daochang's angry scolding: "Grandma is a bear, isn't Lao Tzu just setting up a hexagram stall to cheat money, this thief, God, as for revenge on me like this......

Cheng Hao pinched the red envelope in his hand and smiled secretly: "This Wu Daochang is really just pretending to be a ghost, and he has no real skills at all...... Ah, it's raining so hard! ”

After a while, the wind and rain were raging, and Cheng Hao was instantly drenched into a soup chicken.

"Alas, this is unlucky! Is there such an evil sect? Cheng Hao looked around and decided to find a place to shelter from the rain first.

In a panic, Cheng Hao had forgotten all about physics in junior high school, and ran directly to a big banyan tree outside the courtyard to hide from the rain.

The thunder was getting closer and closer, and with a loud bang, a bolt of lightning directly struck the trunk of the banyan tree, and a beam of purple electricity rushed along the trunk to Cheng Hao's face, right in the middle of Cheng Hao's nose.

Before Cheng Hao could react, he felt a huge paralysis on the tip of his nose, followed by a sharp pain.

He fainted in pain.

But unbeknownst to him, his nose flashed with purple electric light, and it flashed for half a minute.