Chapter Eighty-Six: Two Pranks
Jin Bu was obviously wearing an apron, but he chose to wipe the water on his hands and dry it on Gu Yue's clothes. This kind of direct prank should not be too naïve. In fact, Jin Bu originally had other plans, such as directly putting Bing Leng Leng on Gu Yue's face and icing Gu Yue, but this idea was finally shattered by Gu Yue's small move.
When Gu Yue entered the kitchen, she didn't come in empty-handed, but hugged her favorite broken shell chick to warm her hands and pillows. Although it is possible that he is using it, Jin Bu thinks that the most likely thing may be specially prepared by Gu Yue for himself, but he has called Gu Yue in, and it would be a pity not to take some action. The next best thing to do was to rub water on Gu Yue's clothes, which were not very precious clothes anyway.
"I have water in my hands, so I'll borrow your clothes for it." I didn't see where your dry rags were, why are you so surprised? "Jin Bu must have to pretend to be a matter of course, so that he can better fool himself into playing a prank.
"Team leader, you don't know why you wipe dry directly on your apron, you must have done it on purpose." While speaking, Gu Yue kept beating the pig's head with the broken shell chick in his hand to show his dissatisfaction.
"Don't fight, don't fight, if you fight like this, your smart little head will become an idiot, and I will become an idiot and no one will give you homework tutoring in the future." Gu Yue's attack was obviously very light, Jin Bu deliberately pretended to be pitiful and sympathetic, Gu Yue knew that he definitely didn't hurt Jin Bu. After all, this is a trivial matter, and it is enough to walk to the form, so he stopped what he was doing and glared at the golden cloth.
"Team leader, you're so naughty, I'll throw you out of the window. Got it. Gu Yue stuffed the broken shell chick into Jin Bu's hand, and it was really the same as Jin Bu thought, this was indeed what Gu Yue specially prepared for Jin Bu.
"I think you're still saying you're messing around, so call the police and get you arrested. Adults coax children like this, and I also grew up as a child, can I still not know these things? Gu Yue's words just now were indeed the words that her mother-in-law often came to scare her when she was a child, and Gu Yue didn't expect that today, more than ten years later, such words would pop out of her mouth.
"Team leader, go and rest, I'll leave the rest of the time to me. You'll just have to come in and serve it later. Gu Yue turned on the faucet, took some water in the pot, cleared the pot again, took out her mobile phone, watched the tutorial, and began to stew pork ribs.
"I'll just sit here, Gu Yue, do you think we met when we were children. It must have been you on that wall just now, I feel so familiar. Jin Bu sat in Gu Yue's position just now, chatting with Gu Yue.
"There should be this possibility, after all, we lived in the same place, although I didn't live in a small temple all the time, but occasionally I would go home to visit my relatives. It's still somewhat possible that you've seen me. Although Gu Yue's family is in the snack business, there are all kinds of spices and seasonings at home, but Gu Yue basically has no knowledge of these, and occasionally puts some lard, salt and soy sauce when he makes noodles, and sometimes adds some monosodium glutamate.
"It seems like that's the only way to explain it, but I still find it strange. With your explanation, we will definitely not interact when we meet when we are children, how can it be a familiar feeling. I don't know why I have memories of you when I was a kid, it's such a strange thing. Jin Bu felt that there must be other reasons for this, and this kind of memory would certainly not be the feeling brought by passers-by.
"It's easy to explain, you boys like cute girls, team leader, didn't you just praise me for being cute? It must have been that I was so cute and charming when I was a child, and I planted a seed in your young heart, and now the seed has sprouted in the time I have spent with me. "Stewing is not too easy compared to washing vegetables. According to the order and measurement, after putting all the things that were changed and added into the pot, Gu Yue's task today was completed.
"You're going to get it right, it's too fast. I've decided that you'll do the dishes later, I've been washing the dishes for a semester, and it's time for me to enjoy it. Seeing that Gu Yue came out of the kitchen, Jin Bu was a little psychologically unbalanced, and it took about twenty minutes to wash the vegetables by herself, even if she was fast, and it took Gu Yue less than ten minutes from entering the kitchen to leaving the kitchen.
"Team leader, you go to the living room and sit first, don't get in the way here. I don't sit on the bench long enough in the classroom. I don't know what to do softly. Gu Yue directly ignored Jin Bu's request, and it was impossible for him to wash the dishes.
"Are you staying here to see what's going on in the pot? You don't need to look at the stew, and it's not that the stir-fry will be mushy, as long as you don't keep burning for an hour or two, there shouldn't be any problems. "It's true that Kim Bu doesn't like stew, but there is still some common sense that needs to be known.
"I know this, it's just that I'm going to use the place you made to steam rice. Don't you see the socket under your seat? If you don't evaporate rice at noon, is it just to eat some food? "The dishes that Gu Yue wants to do are ready, and the staple food is only starting now.
"You don't just say it, it turns out that you moved the stool to discharge the rice cooker. If you didn't say it earlier, why didn't you just steam it in the kitchen and bring it outside? "Jin Bu saw the rice cooker when washing the vegetables, and also saw the socket, and the conditions for steaming rice in the kitchen should be there, all asked this question.
"The socket in the kitchen is going to flash the spark when the rice cooker is connected, I don't know why, I'm afraid, so I use the socket outside." Gu Yue put the rice cooker on the chair where Jin Bu was sitting just now, and took out the inner tank. He took out an appropriate amount of rice from the rice box and put it in it, and handed it to the golden cloth.
"You want me to wash rice? Gu Yue really has you, this is a punishment for me for bullying you just now? The long-term tacit understanding with Gu Yue let Jin Bu know what Gu Yue was trying to write.
"Team leader, you see you've been covering my broken chicks for so long, and the temperature of your hands should have warmed up. Help me for its sake. I'll go first. You should know everything, hard work team leader, please, please. Gu Yue put the rice cooker liner in Jin Bu's hand, and after making a cute expression for Jin Bu, she immediately went to the living room, not giving Jin Bu a little time to react.
Jin Bu felt very helpless, and scratched the root of his ear, funny and angry. If Gu Yue used to buy cute treasures to deal with herself in the future, wouldn't there be no way to deal with her in the future. But I don't think this is of any use now, so it's better to get the rice in the pot first.
However, this also gave a small interface for Jin Bu to play tricks on Gu Yue later. Jin Bu's habit is to scoop the rice only once, and after receiving a finger of water, wipe the inside of the rice cooker dry, and then put it in the rice cooker. Tune to the dry rice function, and the next thing is the time to bully Gu Yue.
Gu Yue at home is not so restrained outside, although he knows that there is a golden cloth in the house, his sitting posture is casual, and there is no way to sit with the shadow of a sitting appearance. At this moment, Gu Yue is lying on the sofa, playing with her mobile phone, eating snacks, and living a leisurely life.
What Jin Bu likes to see most at his age is to see a man fall from a great place when he is at his most beautiful. At this moment, Gu Yueyue was happy, and the more satisfied Jin Bu became. Jin Bu had already begun to imagine how angry Gu Yue would be after he succeeded in pranking Gu Yue.
After getting everything done, Jin Bu deliberately washed his hands with water, trying to keep the water on his hands dripping a drop of water. Then he came slowly behind Gu Yue, and while talking to Gu Yue, he made his own small movements.
"Gu Yue, what are you doing, are you talking to other boys behind my back on the face of my intern boyfriend?" Jin Bu's hand was placed on the back of Gu Yue's neck, perhaps because he was going to cook today, Gu Yue did not wrap himself tightly around a scarf and gloves as usual. This just sets the stage for Jinbu's prank.
"Team leader, your imagination is too powerful, who would use the alarm clock interface to chat with others. You're obviously looking at my phone screen so clearly, and you're asking such stupid questions. "Gu Yue, who doesn't need to ask Jin Bu to do things, has changed her previous gentleness and returned to the attitude of a little clever ghost. At the same time, he didn't find out what the hell Jin Bu was doing behind his back.
"Gu Yue, are you adjusting the alarm clock, aren't you just stewing, you need such a fine time technique. These are all used in the West, and we Chinese chefs rely on our own feelings. "The golden cloth handle is going to be vertical, it seems that there is still too little water, and the collection is too slow. But fortunately, you can see the water droplets pooling in the middle finger.
"The team leader turned out to be an old-fashioned school, don't you know what is the most popular now, the most popular combination of Chinese and Western. It doesn't hurt for me to use a machine at the same time as I instinctively. Although he knew that Jin Bu was staring at his phone screen behind his back, Gu Yue didn't have the slightest intention of avoiding Jin Bu. After all, this mobile phone has been with Jin Bu for a long time, and Gu Yue has already acquiesced to watching everything Jin Bu wants to see, and he has long lost interest.
Gu Yue's idea is indeed correct, and Jin Bu really has no interest in the content on Gu Yue's phone. The only purpose of doing this is nothing more than to hide his true purpose behind Gu Yue. Watching the water droplets finally fall, the smile on Jin Bu's face was simply not too bright. Turned to Gu Yue to see Gu Yue's reaction at this moment.
The moment the cold water droplets touched Gu Yue's skin, Gu Yue felt what it means to be a flying heart, and a cold heart. Goosebumps were heavy on his feet, originally because he was a little sleepy just leaning on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, this feeling quickly made Gu Yue feel a hundred times more energetic, and then his thinking was extremely broad, thinking about how to take revenge on Jin Bu.
Jin Bu may have underestimated the power of this drop of water, and when he saw Gu Yue's expression, he began to regret it. But Gu Yue's angry appearance is so cute, and her gentle face has a unique charm when she is angry. The constant exhalation blew the bangs in front of the forehead. Jin Bu wanted to describe Gu Yue like this: a grumpy little stupid pig.