1079 Reality (6)
Hill: "......"
Song Jin said impassionedly, the more she talked, the more excited she became, and slapped the table twice, if she hadn't been a little sensible and knew that the skirt was inconvenient, otherwise her feet would have already stepped on the stool with all the hooliganism.
"Now! You only lack a life mentor, a mentor with a lively personality, good-looking, positive outlook and no negative energy, who can take you out of the world of facial paralysis! ”
“......”
Song Jin paused, his tone softened, and his eyes were shining, "So, big brother, what do you think of me?" ”
"......" Hill looked at her in silence for a while, did not speak, just looked sideways at the door, and said respectfully, "Lord Commander." ”
"All of them... Command? ”
Song Jin felt that the blood all over his body was surging up to his head at that moment, and he stammered when he spoke, reacted, looked sideways, and sure enough, he saw a man in a dark green army uniform standing by the door, and couldn't help but lose his voice, ", you, you, you... When did you get back? ”
Sure enough, she can't speak ill of people behind her back, and she will be caught once she says it, which makes her dare to speak in the future!
At this moment, the man lowered his eyes and unhurriedly sorted out his cuffs, and dusted off the non-existent dust on his sleeves, before he raised his eyes lightly and said with a light smile, "Say, why don't you say it?" ”
This tone...
To finish!!
Song Jin reacted quickly, the door was blocked, and he could only hit where he came from and where he went, and when he turned around, he wanted to run towards the window.
Who knew that the man was earlier than she thought, and with a snap, the window had already been closed before he stepped on the edge of the window.
Song Jin had no choice but to stop, thinking about which posture to kneel and hug Da. The legs will appear less cowardly and heroic.
Before she could come up with a reason, the man walked in, the door was closed, and the last escape route was locked.
She wanted to cry without tears, and seeing that Hill, the only rescuer who didn't know if it was useful, was leaving, she decided to strike first, and it would definitely not be good to leave her and Muse alone here anyway.
Before Hill left, Song Jin ran towards the man with an arrow step, then jumped on top of him, hugged him like a dog skin ointment, and shouted in front of Hill, "Dad, woo woo, I know it's wrong, I want to go home!" ”
Hill was dumbfounded.
Muse: "......"
"Come down." The man said in a deep voice, not discerning joy and anger.
Song Jin broke the jar and shouted, pretending to be stupid, "Woo woo, I don't understand what you say, I'm just a ball of 88 catties of air!" I don't know anything, you don't ask me anything, even if you insist on asking me, I won't answer you, woo woo, I'm just air. ”
The muse was almost laughed at by her scoundrel appearance, and sure enough, Hill was present, this pervert still had a bit of a human-faced beast heart, and he didn't have a seizure on the spot, he asked Hill to leave first, and said to her in a deep voice, "Come down." ”
"I ......"
Before she could say the word "no", her arm seemed to have rubbed against something hard, and when she looked sideways, she suddenly found the string of navy blue Buddhist beads hidden in the cuffs.
“!”
Mom, Dad, I'm looking for you so hard!!
She said, with the IQ of her fellow countryman, how could she forget to take it.
Song Jin thought very afterthought.
So, her words changed instantly, and she hurriedly picked up, "Down, I'll get down, I'll come down immediately." ”
She jumped to the ground, and then glanced at him several times, seeing that his expression was indifferent, and he didn't look like he was about to have a seizure, she immediately stepped in, leaned over with a shy face, and began to set almost, "Brother, don't say it, your Buddha beads look pretty good." ”
“......”
Song Jin made persistent efforts, "We have lived dozens of worlds together, we can be regarded as difficult brothers, junior brother, I won't say polite words, you borrow this Buddha bead from me." ”
“......”
"I know that your beads are very important to you, but if you think about it, you only need to borrow this bead from me for one day to save countless lives, do you think that it is very, very meaningful and worthwhile to lend me this thing?"
“......”
“...... Brother, brother, you have a reply! You don't usually like to talk anymore, and if you continue to be silent like this, you will become dumb! ”
Song Jin saw that the muse went directly to the sofa and lay down, ignored her at all, closed his eyes, and seemed to plan to take a nap.
She glanced at it and digressed again, "No, I said that an official of your size doesn't have a lounge or something?"
You see you even have antique plates, what's wrong with spending some money to build a lounge? It's not too small for a big man to nest on this sofa, and any president's office in the family will be equipped with a lounge! You're so unbelievable. ”
“......”
"You're not such a frugal person, please be yourself."
“......”
"Damn, are you really sleeping? Don't, don't, if you sleep here, then where do I sleep? ”
Seeing that he still didn't speak, Song Jin waved his hand in front of his eyes, "Hey, brother, you can say something, are you really unable to hear me?" I know you're angry, but I didn't mean to, I'll find a better place next time and promise not to let you hear me speak ill of you, okay? ”
“......”
"Okay, okay, I was wrong," Song Jin lay on the sofa, his arm supporting his arm, as if crying, "I shouldn't have scolded you, it's all my fault......"
The man raised his eyes and glanced at her lightly, Song Jin instantly understood, and immediately said, ", I was joking just now, don't take me seriously, treat me as air, you see, how can there be 88 catties of air, this is not in line with science at all, right?" ”
Muse: "Go on." ”
Seeing that he finally spoke, Song Jin breathed a sigh of relief and turned stunned, "Continue what?" ”
Muse raised an eyebrow, "Go on, I'm ready to sleep." ”
...... "Why are you taking Lao Tzu's words as a lullaby?"
"Don't, don't," Song Jin cried wolf howl again, and then saw that he really closed his eyes and was about to sleep, Song Jin was angry and went over to pull him, "Lao Tzu said so much, you didn't listen to a word, did you?" ”
"Hmm."
“......”
Song Jinzhen exploded, pounced on him and bit him, "You stinky and shameless!" ”
Who knew that as soon as he fell on him, at that moment, the muse turned around directly and pressed the person underneath, and Song Jin didn't react to what was going on, his eyes widened.
The muse looked at her condescendingly, word by word, "You don't think I really forgot about that incident just now, do you?" ”
"......" Song Jin looked at him cautiously, trying to consider the wording, "Actually, I have always felt that you are a kind person. ”
The muse was expressionless: "No, I'm not kind, I'm just an old-fashioned person." ”
...... "Oh, I'm going to die, I listened to it all, "Ahahaha, this-"
The man lowered his eyes to her, "I heard that you still want to crush me and trample on me?" ”
“......”