Chapter 105: Preparing for the return trip
"Team leader, I have reason to suspect that you are super jealous and can't see others happy. How long have I been happy for now, and you started pouring cold water on me, and the worst thing is that you still splashed no ordinary water. It's the kind of ice-water mixture with ice, and the temperature is extremely low. Mama Rong is not as hateful as you, I can understand why the team leader is not as popular as Shuangmu. Gu Yue pouted, not knowing whether she was angry or pretending to be cute, or ventilating.
"Now I'm a girl who is willing to be by your side, team leader, you stupid don't know how to cherish it, and you can't say this at every turn, that can't work, I don't think you can do anything." It's rare to see Gu Yue say such a long sentence in one breath, but he can understand it. Gu Yue was different from Jin Bu's Mu Ne, she could quickly understand the deeper things that Jin Bu wanted to express in his words.
Jin Bu just praised Teacher Zhao for how powerful he was, and the implication was that only someone as powerful as Teacher Zhao could be admitted to a good university in Cypress Middle School, and it was impossible for Gu Yue to reach the height of Teacher Zhao.
"Gu Yue, you're framing me again, I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything. If you feel cold, it's definitely not me pouring cold water, you see I don't have anything in my hands. If it's cold, we can go outside in the sun, and free photosynthesis shouldn't be in vain, right? ”
said Jin Bu Mu Ne, but he behaved very tactfully in this situation, first sloppy and pretended not to know what it meant to pour cold water. Then he followed the transition to the matter of going outside to bask in the sun, and the more subtle action was to reach out and take Gu Yue's marshmallows very naturally, which was used to test how Gu Yue's attitude was suitable.
"Team leader, do you think I'll believe your nonsense? If you don't know what it means to pour cold water, I'll call it Yuegu in the future. Still want to eat my marshmallows. Gu Yue's dissatisfied little eyes stared directly at Jin Bu, and it seemed to have some warning meaning, advising Jin Bu not to touch his marshmallows.
"I'm not changing the subject, you don't cooperate, it's embarrassing." Sometimes Jin Bu may be selective and does not understand Gu Yue's behavior, Gu Yue dodged several times with the marshmallow, and Jin Bu still thought that he could eat the marshmallow.
"Can you change the topic professionally and go out to photosynthesis? Team leader, you are treating me like a child again, the only living thing that can photosynthesize is plants, when will we humans be able to photosynthesize? Gu Yue was bored, and directly put the marshmallow in her clothes bag, completely cutting off Jin Bu's hope of eating marshmallows. In Gu Yue's opinion, without this time, he would definitely not be able to let Jin Bu eat marshmallows, in case he thought that it would be okay to bully him. This kind of bad signs can be suppressed in time, and the sooner you educate your child, the same is true for educating your boyfriend.
"That's because we're both vegetative." What Jin Bu usually said to his little nephew and little niece, this is what it looks like now, and he really treats Gu Yue as a child.
"Team leader, you let me slow down, could it be that you are telling a cold joke? Don't you feel shy? Just listening to Gu Yue's tone, you don't need to look at your expression. Jin Bu also guessed that Gu Yue's face at this moment must be full of black lines. Being able to tell such a boring cold joke, Gu Yue didn't know whether to praise Jin Bu for being good, or pretending that nothing had happened.
"Isn't my joke funny? Hahaha, it doesn't seem to be funny. "There is only embarrassment in the air and nothing else, if Jin Bu himself has an embarrassing ten moment ranking, how can he be ranked in the top ten of this embarrassing list if he tells a cold joke about Gu Yue Gu Yue can't understand.
"Team leader, listen to me, I'll give you a piece of advice: don't learn from others to tell bad jokes in the future. If you really want to amuse people or liven up the atmosphere. Why don't you try singing, especially "Happy Star Cat", I dare to pack tickets, it's definitely more effective than telling a bad joke to you. Gu Yue stopped, leaned sideways, and slapped her right hand on Jin Bu's left shoulder a few times. Is there a sense of déjà vu that seniors teach experience to juniors?
"I think it's better to forget it, Gu Yue, you didn't say much before that I didn't sing well. No matter how you think about it, I think you're joking with me, what the hell are you trying to do with such obvious flaws. Jin Bu shook Gu Yue's hand on his right shoulder, pretending to be hit by the failure of his cold joke, this kind of negative and depressed state should allow him to get some benefits in the next game with Gu Yue, at least he can always eat marshmallows.
"I'm not talking nonsense, you don't sing well or not, that's the decisive factor, okay. If you think about it, it's because the singing is not good, so it can make fun of others. If you think about those who sing and sing well, will the audience under the stage laugh at them? Gu Yue opened her mouth with a look of surprise, and at the same time there was a bit of a sass. If it weren't for the fact that everyone else thinks that she and Jin Bu are a couple, the current appearance is super imaginary from the previous Jin Bu.
"Gu Yue, your cold jokes are also not funny at all, so I won't tell you this. Look at the time, calculate how often we'll be back. Jin Bu asked this question for other purposes, maybe Gu Yue would bring out the marshmallow in the bag when he was holding his phone. Of course, there are some tired ingredients in it, after all, I haven't been at home for nearly a whole day today. For a dead fat house of Jin Bu's level, it should be regarded as an overload exercise, if it weren't for the fact that the person who was with him was Gu Yue, Jin Bu would definitely want to go back a long time ago.
"Okay, the team leader wants to eat my tofu again. In the future, you have to pay me for the ride, otherwise I will stay super far away from you and not let you smell me. Looking at Gu Yue's proud look, Jin Bu wanted to knock her little head melon.
"Where did I think, obviously you are coming to Cypress Town, and I am accompanying you. If you don't let me smell it, I'll spank you. The appearance of Gu Yue before the Golden Cloth Scholar shook his fist in front of Gu Yue's eyes.
"Team leader, let's go back now, it's half past three, counting the waiting time to return to the tassel, it should be almost four o'clock, you have to send me home." Gu Yue didn't choose to directly answer what Jin Bu just said, but chose to change the topic. It can be seen that he admits in his heart that when he rides in the car, Jin Bu has to work much harder than himself.
As he spoke, he turned around three hundred and sixty degrees, preparing to return to Cypress Middle School the same way, and go there to wait for the tasseled bus.
"Now I don't even have marshmallows to eat, if I hadn't been strong inside, I might have cried." Jin Bu pretended to be pitiful and embarrassed, Gu Yue must have thought in her heart how she could know such a person.
"It's not okay to give you food, team leader, it's too disobedient for you to pretend to be pitiful, like the Nezha in "One Hundred Thousand and Bad Jokes"." Gu Yue handed the marshmallow to Jin Bu in exchange for peace of mind.
"Your analogy is wonderful, and it doesn't look good at all. By the way, Gu Yue, can we change our way and go outside. This road has been walked, and the scenery along the way has also been appreciated, and it is rare to come to Cypress Town once, and try to see as much scenery as possible. Satisfied, Kim Bu ate the marshmallow and pointed with his frosted finger to the inner side of the park, the wider and straighter road for biking.
"Seeing that you are so pitiful, I will reluctantly agree to you. But although I promised you, you see, there is no way to go directly now. I had to keep going, but don't worry, I just saw the fork, and it's probably the way to that bike path. "If it weren't for some matter of principle, Gu Yue would rarely refuse Jin Bu's. So I put forward some suggestions and opinions. They have been in school for more than seven years, and they still know that they can't trample on the lawn at will, and they can implement it well.
The reason why Jinbu would want to go the other way is because he has a super bad habit. It's the one in front of me who doesn't like to take the same route back and forth. If the golden cloth is in a familiar place, there is nothing wrong with doing so. It's nothing far away, and those who go around will always return to their destination. But since this is called a bad habit, the reason is because Jin Bu doesn't care whether this place is familiar or not, and Weak Yang has suffered because of Jin Bu's habit.
The most recent time was when two people went to the west of the city that they don't often go to find Internet cafes that don't use ID cards, especially when they go to those hidden places. When they went home, due to Jinbu's repeated insistence, the two successfully missed the last No. 5 bus home, and since then the two have been playing outside, and Jinbu can no longer choose a route.
This incident also reflects that even the tassels that grew up in Jinbu are not familiar with it. I don't like to go out, this is the unanimous evaluation given to him by the neighbors in the small temple village where Jin Bu is located. Because of his character, before he met Gu Yue, Jin Bu was destined to be an otaku when he was alone. If it weren't for the fact that there was no computer at home, it was very likely that Jin Bulian and Weak Yang would have resisted if they went to the county Internet café to play games together. In addition to going to the Internet café, the weak yang who has played together since childhood can only shout and run around in the countryside.
"If I'm wrong, we'll have to keep going the same way. Team leader, don't be disappointed, think about it, the same scenery for the second time, maybe there will be a different harvest. I remember you said before that every time you play with me, you get a new understanding of me. ”
Whether she can go to another road without passing through the flower bed, Gu Yue does not dare to guarantee, originally she just made a judgment based on previous experience: like this small park along the road, with long depth and narrow cross-section, it will definitely be designed to be more complex to enrich the content. It is quite possible that there will be such a trail that connects the two roads, but of course it is very likely.
"That's right, but that's because the unknown scenery is definitely more attractive. If you think about it, we actually prefer to look forward to the future, right? Just now, the two of them were still discussing college and high school. It can be seen that Gu Yue, you subconsciously think that the future is more attractive. Jin Bu always said that Gu Yue likes to do things with him, but in fact, he is not like this, otherwise he would not have to argue about such a small matter.