For a long time, the academy was shrouded in gloom. Winter goes to spring, and in a blink of an eye, it has reached spring.

Every morning, the people of the academy would gather in front of the main house to pray for his husband. However, three months have passed, and there is still no sign of his awakening.

Liu Ying resigned from her position as the chief teacher of agriculture and animal husbandry, and entrusted the matter of farming to Song Shizhen, taking care of Brother Youcheng wholeheartedly. Sisters, sisters, and younger brothers will also take turns to take over, except for the third sister, the witch Aisha.

The witch woke up at noon on the second day back to the academy, and she returned to her station and spent the afternoon in a daze. That night, the witch disappeared along with hundreds of her Exotic Beasts. All that remained were starling tires. The reason for the little broken bird is simple:

"That fart, I didn't have to eat my brother when I followed her."

When Mr. fell into a deep sleep, this broken bird recognized the merchant as the main one. The same simple reason:

"The bean with the brother god is (is) the father."

Under the strong request of the new owner Shang Shiyin and the temptation of two boxes of Goshen brand bird food, Xiao Po Bird reluctantly took Shang Shiyin on a journey to find the witch.

Three months later, Shang Shiyin returned with a tire. At this time, the seedlings in the field were growing vigorously and vigorously, but Shang Shiyin was wilting like a frozen sapling in Siberia. He was helped out of the flying wings by his apprentice Chunfeng. Seeing that the master was not in a good mood, the spring breeze brought with his maid, and he surrounded the master all day long to ask for warmth.

Chunfeng sadly discovers that the self-confident, wise, and interesting master has abandoned the excellent virtues of the slut family and has become a gloomy, unhappy, and greedy wasted master. He asked the master if he had found the witch and if she was well. The master ignored it completely, and only smothered the wine in one gulp until he overturned himself, and then spat out a pile of filthy things on the apprentice or apprentice's maid.

Shh After the spring breeze settles down the master, he will take his maid to take a bath. The spring breeze lies in the bathtub, letting the steaming heat take away the stagnation of the day. Hush gently rubbed his shoulders and back for him. A dead ghost woman who can kick a cow to death with one kick will be trained by him like a docile kitten, and the spring breeze full of a sense of accomplishment will become extremely beautiful. Only then would he say to his maid in a serious tone:

"Master's heart is bitter, we have to bear more."

Hush will say softly, "Giggle...... Sluts. ”

Chunfeng said again: "Master is not a few years older than me, but in my heart, he is like Dad. You must also be as filial to your father. ”

Hush said softly again: "Giggle...... Sluts. ”

People who don't know will think that shhhh When she was gentle, it meant that she was in a good mood, and she agreed.

Day after day passed, and the merchant never spoke of the witch and never went out to look for it.

One day, the spring breeze settled the master and came out of the dust station with a shhhhhh I heard the little broken bird tire squatting on the eaves and scolding the street:

"Rotten drunkard, you know how to drink, I was blind to recognize you as the master, what about the good brother God? What about the brother who said yes? ”

Since the master came back, the matter of feeding the starlings has fallen on the head of the spring breeze. Chunfeng does not have the authority of the black box sorting center, and feeds the tires every day, and finally provokes the little broken bird.

Chunfeng said: "Tire ancestor, didn't you eat well with your brother?" ”

Tire was furious: "Is Brother Flirting for birds?" I accompanied the rotten drunkard over the mountains and mountains, and made a sweat bird's contribution, but as soon as I came back, I didn't recognize the bird, and I didn't make a sound to deduct my brother who promised me. ”

Chunfeng rolled his eyes: "So, you found a witch?" ”

Tire said, "Of course I found it, but the drunkard won't let me say it, and I'll never get a brother again after I say it." ”

Chunfeng patted his chest and said, "I want to find a way to help you get a brother, you tell me quietly." ”

The tires jumped twice on the eaves, took a few more steps back and forth, and agreed to Chunfeng's request.

"Tell you you can, but I'm going to see the goods."

The spring breeze made the tires wait, and hurriedly went to the authorized manager Hu with the maid. Hu Yongsheng heard the news that there was a witch, and without saying a word, he took a total of twenty-four bags of brother gods from the sorting center. If you let the spring breeze slowly put on the tires.

Seeing Chunfeng coming back with his brother, the tire of his father's brother immediately flew to Chunfeng's shoulder and followed him back to the apartment.

With the god of brothers, the little broken bird still doesn't speak. It wasn't until the spring breeze unpacked the packaging bag of the Geshen brand bird food that the little broken bird screamed twice:

"The fart woman kills people, and she has killed many, many people."

Chunfeng asked, "How many have you killed?" ”

The little broken bird no longer paid attention to the spring breeze and pecked at the god of brother by himself. The spring breeze takes away the god of brother. Broken Bird Tire innocently said that he couldn't count, and gave a very pertinent suggestion: it was responsible for eating, and the spring breeze was responsible for counting, and the witch would kill as many people as it ate.

The tires ate bird food one by one, and the more the spring breeze counted, the more frightened they became. It's only been a few months, how could a witch kill so many people? The witch in Chunfeng's mind is a very gentle person. Whether it is in Shuanglong or Feicheng, she commands cats and dogs to leave a line for the enemy, and the enemy is controlled without killing the enemy. Only Tyre will kill people in order to steal merit, but Tire's bird behavior has nothing to do with witches, and witches have very little binding on it.

After a while, the tires had already eaten more than a hundred grains of bird food. Spring Breeze took its food and asked:

"Did you forget to count me?"

The tires said, "Give it to me, it's not enough." ”

Chunfeng looked at the broken bird with distrust: "Really? ”

"Really." The tires nodded earnestly on the bird's head.

The tires ate the one hundred and fiftieth bird food and stopped.

Chunfeng asked, "She killed one hundred and fifty people?" ”

The little broken bird said, "I can't eat it now, so I'll continue for a while." ”

The little broken bird eats bird food day after day, and the spring breeze will write down the bird food eaten by tires in a notebook every day.

It took three days for the tire to eat a bag of goshen.

It took three days for the tire to eat the second bag of Goshen.

Another three days passed, and the tires ate the third bag of Brother God.

The tires have no intention of stopping, and they have to continue to eat. The spring breeze said to it:

"Crawl, you liar."

Tire yelled: "It's not enough, it's really not enough, she killed as many people as she wanted." ”

Chunfeng pointed to the numbers in the small notebook and said, "You have eaten 3,167 bird food in ten days, how can so many people kill her, she slaughtered a settlement?" ”

The little broken bird shook his head, this action and the person shaking his head are the same meaning.

The spring breeze suddenly woke up, he was tricked by a broken bird, "Doesn't a bird food represent a person?" ”

The tire said: "Bird food is so small that the sesame seeds are tender, how can a long one represent a person?" At least one bag can represent a person. ”

Chunfeng said "get out" and locked the brother god bird food in the safe. Broken Bird began to negotiate the price with the spring breeze, from one thousand grains to eight hundred people. The spring breeze said that ten grains could not be more than one person, and the small broken bird dropped to three hundred grains, which means that one person refused to fall. The spring breeze asked again and again, and the little broken bird honestly said that it would eat too much if it dropped again.

Chunfeng only died twenty people, and his heart was not so nervous. He was accustomed to life and death, and a few months ago, they went to Feicheng and killed hundreds of people by the thunder of the Last Emperor. Chunfeng felt that it was impossible for his master to be hurt like this because of this, and there must be something else going on.

After coercing and enticing Xiao Poniao, and vowing never to leak it, Chunfeng exchanged the price of two boxes of brother gods for a "top secret" message:

"The fart lady can't recognize the rotten drunkard anymore, she chased and killed the rotten drunkard for a whole day and a night."

Chunfeng knew that his master and the witch had a good relationship, and he was known as the academy's iron girlfriend, but the master was chased by his girlfriend for thousands of miles. I really can't ask Master about this, what if Master really does something inferior to a beast? After thinking about it, Chunfeng felt that he had to talk to the prospective housewife about this.

Liu Ying was very surprised when she heard the news, and she felt the need to have a good talk with Shang Shiyin. It happened that Jiang Xiaoyu and the knife shop came, Liu Ying asked the knife shop to take care of Luo Youcheng, and she and her second sister went to the dust station to find Shang Shiyin.

After Shang Shiyin returned, the total time he spent awake in a day was less than two hours. At this moment, I had just taken a nap, took a bottle of cotton wine from the wine cabinet, and poured it into my mouth.

Jiang Xiaoyu snatched the wine bottle from his hand, "Are you going to drink yourself to death?" ”

The merchant shrugged, staggered over to the couch, and sat down.

Jiang Xiaoyu asked, "Where is the third sister?" What the hell happened to her? ”

"Didn't I tell you? I do not know. ”

"We are the witch's sisters, and we have the right to know what happened to her," Liu said. ”

Shang Shiyin shook his head.

Liu Ying asked again: "If Brother Cheng asks you, will you tell the truth?" ”

Shang Shiyin replied simply: "Yes." ”

Liu Ying said very strongly: "Then please tell us the truth, when Brother Cheng is not awake, I have the right to represent him." ”

"Master......" The merchant sighed and shook his head firmly.

Liu Ying didn't have the style of a housemother in the end, she quickly softened again, and said almost in a pleading tone: "Brother Cheng cares about the third sister, and we care about it too." ”

Shang Shiyin said: "It's different, Mr. can solve the problem, but you can't." I remember that Sister Xiaoyu said that the witch was abducted by Dean Chang in Feicheng. ”

Jiang Xiaoyu said: "Do you suspect that she is controlled? But after her brother examined her, his expression was relaxed. ”

"Didn't Mr. get caught later?" Shang Shiyin's words may sound disrespectful, but they are true.

Liu Ying hurriedly said: "What's wrong with her?" ”

"She doesn't know me anymore." Shang Shiyin pointed to his head, "She should have been tampered with here." She took me as an enemy and hunted me down for a day and a night. ”

"Ah~" Although Liu Ying had already learned the news in advance from Chunfeng, she was still shocked to get it confirmed here by Shang Shiyin.

"Where is she?" Jiang Xiaoyu raised this question again.

"I won't say that." Shang Shiyin said resolutely, "I don't want you or her to have any damage. The only one who could get her back was Mr., if ...... I mean, if ...... Then you can forget about her. ”

Shang Shiyin walked up to Jiang Xiaoyu, took back his wine bottle, and took a sip.

"Do you think I'm drinking? I'm paying tribute to our shared years. Shang Shiyin shook his head with a wry smile, "She is a good wine, so I drank it for her for the first seven days; After seven days, for myself. ”

Liu Ying said: "You can't drink anymore. ”

Shang Shiyin took another sip of wine and said:

"Don't worry, Mistress. By tonight, my ritual was over and I quit drinking. I'll wait for the witch to come back and drink with me the rest of the wine. ”