Shi Yanshan stood on the top of the building and shouted: "I'm unwilling, I'm unwilling."

Dao Xing asked: "What are you unwilling for?" ”

Shi Yanshan beat his chest like a dead parent: "I ordered a fuel depot, only to grab two barrels of oil, and discussed with my brother to hold a barbecue meeting, but my brother and second sister both ran away." ”

The knife shop pouted and said, "They ran away and roasted us." ”

"Are you going to sprinkle the oil or am I going to sprinkle it?"

"You go, you can fly."

Shi Yanshan spat out: "I can fly a fart, I can only float in the air, and where I don't have strength, I can only rely on the wind to blow." ”

Shi Yanshan made up his mind that after he went back, he would have to prepare a jet backpack at worst.

"Brother Dao, can you help me think of an idea, how can I spread the oil evenly in a circle?"

Daoxing nodded, lost in thought. After a long time, he raised his head and looked at Shiyan Mountain, his eyes blazing. Shi Yanshan was overjoyed when he saw that he had an idea, and listened to him.

The knife shop spoke: "Why do you order the fuel depot?" ”

Shi Yanshan choked on his own saliva and coughed violently. When he finished coughing, the knife shop asked again:

"Why did you order the fuel depot? It was fried so hard just now that it had a lot of oil, and it might be able to drench the whole city. ”

"Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned!" Shi Yanshan stared at the knife line angrily, stared at it for a few seconds, and then sat down on the ground dejectedly. "I don't know what kind of oil it is, so I'll see if I can light it. I thought there were only a few barrels in the corner, but who would have thought that there was a warehouse next door, which was full of oil drums. ”

Dao Xing gave Shi Yanshan a thumbs up and teased:

"It's not easy to get two barrels of oil out of the fire."

The knife shop admires this "brother-in-law" a lot, if it were himself, such a violent explosion must have been how far he ran.

Shi Yanshan glared: "You have an idea, how can you make me move in the air." ”

Dao Xing thought for a moment and pointed downstairs, "Do you see that stick on the ground, you go and pick it up." ”

Shi Yanshan glanced at the knife shop suspiciously, but still jumped down. The place where the knife fight was fought just now was still empty, and if you asked a few more words, it might be filled with fish.

Before Shi Yanshan landed, he changed the superconducting state of the battle armor and used buoyancy to cushion his body, and then he landed and grabbed the stick. He didn't dare to delay, the monsters were very close, and they jumped three times in a row, and a thick wrist and foot slid past the soles of his feet.

Back at the top of the building, Shi Yanshan handed the stick to the knife shop, "Brother Dao, what are you doing with the stick?" ”

The knife line dismantled the metal stick into two, one in each hand, and danced the stick at the same time, "It's not as good as the propeller, there is a little bit of thrust, you see, double power." ”

After the knife shop finished speaking, he smiled, and saw that Shi Yanshan was still in a daze, so he said: "What are you doing in a daze, take off the clothes on those few Lu bodies, tear them into strips of cloth, let's tie them back to back, and I will be your engine." ”

Shi Yanshan couldn't think of a better idea, so he went to pick up his clothes. He asked as he tugged at the strip of cloth:

"Brother Dao, is it reliable?"

"I didn't know until I tried it, and I could still blow with my mouth at the worst, and my lung capacity was very large."

Shi Yanshan asked again: "Brother Dao, how much do you think we can burn with two barrels of oil?" ”

Dao Xing jumped on the female wall and looked down, looked at the two barrels of oil, and said: "The oil is too little, let's burn this street, there are not a few fish on this street, there are still hundreds of heads." ”

Shi Yanshan glanced regretfully at the big oil lamp still burning in the distance.

Neither was a thoughtful person, or rather, a man of action, and soon tied back to back. Shi Yanshan carried the knife on his back, picked up a bucket of oil, and jumped up.

After stabilizing in the air, the knife line danced behind him, and the stick flower he danced out of it, and he could not see the stick, only a circle. But the stick is not a propeller after all, it does not correspond to the principles of aerodynamics, and the propulsion obtained is small.

The bizarre flying machine, which consisted of two people in its fuselage, gained buoyancy and propulsion from superconducting materials and sticks, and carried a barrel of oil, slowly flew towards the top of Nanjiekou.

The knife line changes into a trick dance stick, and for a while each hand holds two short sticks, each dancing its own; After a while, he joined two short sticks into a long stick and danced with both hands. As a result of the experiment, he found that the former would produce a weak thrust, and they would advance in the direction facing Shiyan Mountain; The latter will not have much traction, and they will retreat in the direction facing the knife line. Therefore, after the knife line, each hand holds a stick to make a "double power propeller".

In order to gain more thrust, the knife will also take a deep breath and spit it out again. The propeller is paired with a jet, but this local plane is still ridiculously slow.

Shi Yanshan likes this speed, which is perfect for him to pour fuel evenly.

The squire below is drenched in oil and will look up, its wrists and feet raised high, and its mouth with a clicking sound, like a group of natives who have never seen the world pointing at the enemy's bombers. None of them thought of running away or dodging.

Shi Yanshan, with deep malice, suspected that Shang Shiyin's theory of "having high school, high and low intelligence" was a fallacy, and he felt that these people who could go shopping, go to restaurants, and shop were all mentally retarded.

From one side of the street to the other side, Shi Yanshan poured half a barrel of oil. They adjusted their direction and moved a short distance north. The knife line was changed to a two-handed dancing stick, and the earth-plane was changed from a pusher propeller to a traction propeller, with the knife line in front and Shiyan Mountain behind, and began to draw parallel lines of the previous oil road.

They finished pouring a bucket of oil for five minutes. Then he returned to the top floor and carried another barrel of oil to sprinkle oil over the north street. In the process of sprinkling oil, most of the fish were relieved to be melon-eaters, and only four of them tried to use the flesh as a ladder to catch the two of them from the air, but they were unsuccessful because of their uneven hearts.

The oil drum was empty, and Shi Yanshan threw the oil drum down and returned to the previous high-rise building with the knife company. The knife dealer thinks he's taking off his pants and farting - if he does more, he can shoot two shots in the air. Shi Yanshan said that there should be a sense of ceremony. He replaced the bullets in the magazine with a flare, and jumped onto the female wall to shout. The knife shop was very cooperative with the "brother-in-law" and stood by his side.

The genetic monsters were reluctant to cooperate with the ritual of Stone Rock Mountain, and they were enraged by the immoral behavior of the human throwing objects in the air, and many of them began to climb to catch the human, and then squeeze him into a pile of with their wrists and feet.

Shi Yanshan waved his hand downward and said loudly: "Monster friends, although it is the first time we have met, I am very relieved to see that everyone loves life very much. Life is hot. As a guest from afar, I will send you a fire. My monster friends, spread all your legs and enjoy the warmth I have sent you. ”

Dao Xing felt that the "brother-in-law" had a very good ability to express himself, and he said it so intimately that he expressed his thoughts.

"Little brother said it well." Dao Xing patted Shi Yanshan's shoulder, and also shouted loudly downstairs:

"Monster friends, please accept our kind gift - a fire in the fall."

Shi Yanshan fired ten shots to the south and ten more to the north, and twenty explosive firebombs ignited two walls of fire at both ends of the street. The group immediately fell into chaos, some to the south, some to the north, pushing each other, some climbing onto the bodies of their companions, and some began to climb the stairs on either side.

Shi Yanshan said: "Now it's burning fuel, and my brother said that it will take at least half a minute to set it on fire." Once lit, the fire can no longer be extinguished until there is no slag left. A head can be burned for two or three hours. It's quite cold today, so let's rest for a while, and when the campfire is hot, we can roast upstairs. ”

The two sat down with their backs against the female wall. Shi Yanshan scattered a cigarette for the knife line, and the knife line took the cigarette, smelled it, and lit it on Shi Yanshan's cigarette lighter.

"Cigarettes, they smell so good. We also smoke when we hunt, and the wild tobacco leaves are shredded and rolled, which is particularly punched and poisonous. We don't smoke for ourselves, we smoke for our prey. Suck a mouthful and put it in your mouth, and spray it when you get close to your prey, yellow sheep, roe deer, wild donkey, you have to fall when you squirt. ”

"That's interesting. We hunt differently...... I'm the leader of the hunting party...... If you run into those wilted ones, just like you said about yellow sheep, roe deer, and wild donkeys, I won't make a move, and I'll leave it to the Five Seconds brothers, super glue, hedgehogs, and Komodo dragons to play. When I encountered something terrible, I made a move and killed it with one punch. ”

Dao Xing spat out a puff of smoke: "That's similar to me, I only kill fierce beasts and beasts, and cut off my head with one knife." ”

The two smoked while happily bragging. Half of the cigarettes were smoked, and the two felt that the late autumn was still so cool, and the heat wave did not rush to the roof of the building. They leaned on the wall and looked down, dumbfounded.

The group gave up two large open spaces, and the burning ones hugged together, and lit two bonfires at the two street entrances of one south and one north, and the fire was quite strong, but the onlookers kept a safe distance of more than ten meters from the bonfire. Visually inspecting the size of the fire, at most more than 20 people died.

Dao Xing was surprised that his fingers couldn't hold the cigarette, and the cigarette butt fell to the ground, "What's the matter, with half a cigarette, they have completed a fire drill?" ”

Shi Yanshan angrily threw the half-smoked cigarette downstairs, and the group of people below stirred and raised their wrists and feet.

The knife dealer asked, "What are they doing?" Are they afraid of cigarette butts? ”

The fish gave the answer, and one of them grabbed half a cigarette, put it in his mouth and smoked it.

Shi Yanshan stomped his feet: "Lao Tzu ordered a fuel depot, Lao Tzu grabbed two barrels of oil, Lao Tzu also used twenty fireworks, and Lao Tzu sent half a cigarette ......"

Dao Xing said: "Lao Tzu is like a monkey, playing with a stick for more than ten minutes and taking hundreds of deep breaths. ”

The two looked at each other, and after a while, Dao Xing sighed and said:

"Little brother, forget it, this fire can't be burned."

Shi Yanshan changed the magazine, and shot at the point of the man who was climbing the building, and after one magazine was fired, he said to the knife shop:

"Let's go, find my brother and second sister."

Dao Xing also felt bored, and was about to say yes, when his waist tightened and his body was vacated.

Shi Yanshan held the knife between his arms and ran away like a grasshopper.