Chapter 63: Shameless?
ββ¦β¦ So, in a word, chasing girls has to be thick-skinned enough, and it's better to be shameless! β
In Mu Zhengyao's house, after Dai Jingyi's tirade, he finally summed up such a wise saying from his Dai's Pickle Girl Treasure Book.
After listening to this, Mu Zhengyao on the side closed his eyes, pinched his eyebrows with a little headache, and forcibly suppressed the urge in his heart to blast Dai Jingyi out.
Dai Jingyi took a breath and continued: "To put it bluntly, chasing girls is actually a venture capital, and you have to invest a lot of time, energy, manpower, material resources, and financial resources...... But even if you put it in, it may not be able to achieve the results you expect. Profit or loss accounts for 50% each.
Therefore, as an investor, when encountering a sluggish investment object like Su Wu, you have to take several steps more than ordinary investors. You have to let her know that you're chasing her, and you have to tell her clearly that you like her! Don't be stupid and treat people for so long, they don't know what you're doing, then you won't lose more than you gain! β
Hearing this, Mu Zhengyao's face became a little gloomy again.
"You just have something to do, so much so that she can dangle in front of her eyes, and it's essential to give gifts, dates, and watch movies, right? The more opportunities two people have to be alone, the more they get to know each other, and it can also promote the development of relationships. Dai Jingyi glanced at Mu Zhengyao and smiled sinisterly, "Hehe, Zhengyao, can you understand what I said?" Places like movie theaters, dimly lit, are best for doing some ...... Ahem, if it's a horror movie, it's even more perfect! Think about it, girls are generally timid, and when you are afraid that Baozhun will take the initiative to drill into your arms, when the time comes, you can be open...... Hey hey ......"
Dai Jingyi clapped his hands, the expression on his face was very proud, and he obviously looked "How is it?" What do you think? Isn't Lao Tzu very powerful? begging for praise and praise".
Mu Zhengyao glared at him coldly: "Shut up!" She's Little Five! Not your rotten peach blossoms! β
Dai Jingyi touched his nose and said stupidly: "...... Well, just when I didn't say it. β
Mu Zhengyao frowned and did not speak.
Dai Jingyi glanced at him and said angrily: "Also, don't always put on such a serious poker face!" Do you want to laugh? Smile, smile gently, let her feel your spring-like warmth from your smile, feel your love for her from the heart, instead of making her feel that seeing you is like walking into the cold winter of the third and ninth days! Cut! "You deserve not to get a wife!
After Dai Jingyi finished speaking, he sneered, stood up and habitually took out his cigarette, but found that he was wearing Mu Zhengyao's clothes.
He had no choice but to go into the bathroom again to look for his clothes, but he didn't expect the whole pack of cigarettes to be soaked.
"Damn!" He cursed and threw it in the trash.
Walking out of the bathroom, Dai Jingyi walked directly into Mu Zhengyao's bedroom. He knew that Mu Zhengyao had insomnia in recent years and often couldn't sleep at night, so the things that would definitely be on the bedside table were cigarettes and lighters.
However, he searched all over the two bedside tables, but he couldn't find even a cigarette butt, and even the ashtray was clean.
"It can't be under a pillow, right?" Dai Jingyi muttered to himself, leaned down and turned over the pillow at the head of the bed. Or not!
No way! Dai Jingyi pinched his waist with both hands, stood frustrated in place for a while, came out and sat on the sofa, his eyelids drooped, and stretched out a hand towards Mu Zhengyao: "Give me a cigarette!" β
"Nope."
"Holy! Isn't it, you! Cross the river and tear down the bridge! Dai Jingyi's eyes widened, and he said with resentment on his face, "Lao Tzu has taught you all the nirvana skills you know, but you don't even smoke a cigarette!" Zhengyao, don't go too far! β
Mu Zhengyao glanced at him lightly and said lightly: "There really isn't." β
"What do you mean?!"
"I quit smoking." Mu Zhengyao's tone was unfazed, "So, there is no smoke." β
Dai Jingyi: "......?! β
Half a day passed, Dai Jingyi's eyes widened, and his face was full of disbelief and spit out: "! When? β
"Not long ago."
"It's not you! Say the precept and quit it? After speaking, Dai Jingyi smiled, "Is it because of Su Wu?" β
Mu Zhengyao didn't speak, but he couldn't help but remember that day at the gate of the museum, Su Wu said to him, "Smoking is not good for your health, smoke less in the future". His heart warmed, and the lines of his whole face softened.
"Hey," Dai Jingyi tapped on the desktop in front of Mu Zhengyao with his hand and asked with a smile, "It doesn't taste good to quit smoking, right?" β
Mu Zhengyao ignored him.
So, Dai Jingyi smiled again.
Knowing that smoking was hopeless, Dai Jingyi no longer continued to struggle. But he was addicted to cigarettes, and his heart was itchy, but he didn't bother to go downstairs to buy cigarettes, so he could only endure it and find a way to divert his attention.
He glanced down at his watch, sighed helplessly, got up from the sofa and walked to the kitchen, and said as he walked: "Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, for someone's love, I will reluctantly cook for the next time, and reward ......."
The words came to a sudden pause, like a car coming to an emergency stop on the edge of a cliff.
Dai Jingyi stood at the door of the kitchen, looking at the location where the freezer was originally placed now, but now empty, he couldn't help but feel a little stunned.
He obviously remembered that it was put here, how could it be gone?!
Dai Jingyi stood at the door of the kitchen, turned his head to look at Mu Zhengyao, who was looking at the computer seriously, and asked with a serious face: "Zhengyao, is your family a thief?" β
"Nope."
"And where's my fridge?"
Only then did Mu Zhengyao take his eyes off the computer screen, slowly raised his head, and said indifferently: "It's given away." β
"Send ...... Gave it away?! Dai Jingyi was a little crying and laughing, "Who did you give it to?" That's what I paid for! β
Mu Zhengyao glanced at him, lowered his eyes and continued to look at the computer, ignoring him.
Dai Jingyi was stunned for a while, suddenly understood something, and laughed: "This chasing girls, I've seen people who send flowers and love letters, even if it's a little cheesy, it's okay to send money and luxury cars!" But this refrigerator, you are definitely the only one in this world who has never been seen before or since'! Zhengyao, congratulations! You've started a new chapter in the history of love! β
After speaking, Dai Jingyi stretched out his hand and couldn't help but give Mu Zhengyao a thumbs up from afar, with a super happy expression of "I have to give you a thumbs up".
Mu Zhengyao glared at him with a blue face: "If you're hungry, get out and eat!" β
"Gotcha! I'll show you the little ones! β
Dai Jingyi walked to the door in a smooth tone, picked up Mu Zhengyao's car keys, opened the door and walked out.
When the door was closed, he seemed to remember something, and turned around and poked his head in through the crack in the door: "I said Yaoye, you see that you have quit smoking and sent the refrigerator, but why didn't you send yourself out?" β
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