Volume 3 Zombie Chapter 113: The Ninth Uncle Who Almost Exposed His Bottom (Close)

Early the next morning, Uncle Nine got up to wash, dressed neatly, called three apprentices, and said: "The village chief asked me to take a look at the water source, there seems to be something wrong over there recently, some of the six animals are uneasy, and the feng shui is not working, you two go with me!" ”

"Yes!" Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, who were named, agreed.

As for Lin Hong, it was because he was going to Lin Yueying's side, so he was not named and brought there.

Looking at the backs of the three of them in the distance, Lin Hong cleaned up and walked towards Lin Yueying's villa.

Raising his feet to enter the door, the two guards standing guard at the door did not squint, obviously knowing Lin Hong's identity for a long time.

When I came to the main hall, I happened to see Lin Yueying, who was writing hard, and her serious little appearance had a bit of the style of a big warlord.

With her current sphere of influence, it is not an exaggeration to call her a big warlord.

At present, Lin Yueying's forces have spread all over the three provinces and regions, and the number of soldiers and horses under his command has exceeded one million.

The staffing was accumulated the year before the accumulation, and since the firearms brought back by Lin Hong, Lin Yueying's territory has expanded dramatically, and so far, it has occupied three provinces and regions.

Now that I have put my expansion on hold, I am ready to digest it and then I will expand again.

The expansion of the territory naturally caused Lin Yueying to be very busy, so now she is constantly reviewing various documents day and night, and even when Lin Hong comes, she doesn't have time to look up.

Walking to Lin Yueying's side, Lin Hong sat down, and then he alarmed Lin Yueying, who had been working hard, raised her eyebrows, and saw that it was Lin Hong sitting next to her, and suddenly showed a look of surprise.

The two hands immediately stretched out and hugged Lin Hong like a sloth, and the satisfied little expression was exactly the same as the sloth photo in Baidu search.

Touching her little head, Lin Hong looked helpless, "Okay, okay!" Know you've worked hard! ”

"Uh-huh!" The little head arched in Lin Hong's arms, with a look of satisfaction.

After a while, Lin Hong pushed Lin Yueying away with great disgust, wiping the clothes on his chest, "Hug it, don't spit on me!" ”

Lin Yueying licked her lips, with a look of unfinished business, which made Lin Hong shiver.

Glancing at Lin Hong delicately, Lin Yueying clapped her palms and asked people to carry up five boxes of medicinal materials, which were medicines that Lin Yueying and her subordinates had been collecting for a year.

Seeing these five boxes of medicinal herbs, Lin Hong's eyes lit up, patted Lin Yueying's little head, and said with appreciation: "Not bad!" Well done! ”

However, Lin Yueying didn't eat this, but stretched out her little hand to Lin Hong, looking like she was asking for something.

Lin Hong was stunned for a moment, glanced at the hand hanging in the air a few times, and hesitantly reached out to catch it.

But as soon as she put it on, she was given a blank look by Lin Yueying and slapped away.

The meaning was very clear, Lin Hong couldn't help but be stunned again, hesitated for a moment, and put his head up.

Lin Yueying was suddenly angry and funny, grabbing Lin Hong's head and touching it for a while, "You dare to pretend to be stupid for me!" Are you selling cute? ”

Well, she has known Lin Hong for so long, and some words that will only appear in later generations, she already understands a little bit now.

"And what do you mean?" Lin Hong hurriedly broke free from Lin Yueying's claws, and rubbed it again, his little face was not handsome!

"Give money!" Lin Yueying withdrew her hand and stretched out a small hand again, with a look of course, "Or you can give the gun!" ”

"No money!" Lin Hong shook his head vigorously, "There is only one gun left!" As he spoke, his eyes glanced down imperceptibly.

"A handful will do!" Lin Yueying seemed to be determined to get something from Lin Hong.

"No! I can't give you this last gun! Nor can it be given to you! Lin Hong shook his head even more violently.

Hearing this, Lin Yueying's eyes widened suddenly, and she threatened: "I don't care, anyway, if you don't give something, you don't want to take these five boxes of medicinal materials!" ”

"Then why don't I pay for it?" Lin Hong made a less practical suggestion.

Hearing this, Lin Yueying looked at him with a smile and stared at him for several seconds, until Lin Hong was a little creepy, she grinned, "It's okay!" I don't mind anyway! ”

"Nope! I mind! Lin Hong immediately shook his head, thought about it, and said, "Otherwise, I'll give you something else!" After speaking, he took Lin Yueying's hand and walked to the open space in the backyard.

After letting Lin Yueying send his subordinates away, and making sure that only the two of them were present, Lin Hong stretched out his right index finger and touched the open space within ten meters in front of him.

With Lin Hong's click, a silver iron-skinned monster appeared in front of Lin Yueying, and her eyes widened in fright.

"Come, this is a big toy I brought back from a foreign country, five boxes of medicinal herbs for you must be enough!" Lin Hong opened the car door, sat in, lowered the window and said to Lin Yueying.

Lin Yueying covered her mouth, looked at Lin Hong in disbelief, and said, "This ...... You ......."

After a long while, Lin Hong heard Lin Yueying say the complete words, "How did you conjure this thing?" ”

"Secret!" Lin Hong winked at Lin Yueying with a smile, and then beckoned to her and said, "Don't care about those who don't have it, you get in the car quickly, I'll take you for a ride, see if you're satisfied!" ”

Hearing this, Lin Yueying held back her excitement, walked to the other side of the car, opened the door and sat in.

With Lin Hong's demonstration and continuous explanation, Lin Yueying finally figured out how to operate this car.

Although she was still curious about Lin Hong's sudden conjuration, Lin Hong concealed it, and she naturally understood the meaning, a little regretful, but she also felt that it didn't matter.

At the end of the day, Lin Hong taught Lin Yueying to learn that he could go on the road, and he could finally take all the five boxes of medicinal materials away without being blinded by Lin Yueying.

The novelty of the car made Lin Yueying very happy, except for meal time, the two stayed in the car almost all day, and the result was that Lin Yueying stayed up all night that night to complete the work that should be done during the day.

By the time Lin Hong returned to Uncle Jiu's house, it was almost dusk.

As soon as he pushed open the door, Lin Hong saw a bunch of women chattering around Uncle Jiu, and he was suddenly full of doubts, when did so many women come to this house?

Walking closer and listening, Lin Hong couldn't help but smile, he actually persuaded his master to join other sects? These women are really whimsical!

Looking at the outfits of these women, Lin Hong secretly thought about their sect.

But before he could think about it, he heard Uncle Jiu's voice, which seemed to be calling him, "Ah Hong, come over quickly!" ”

Hearing this voice, it seemed that he was quite anxious, so Lin Hong hurriedly walked over.

As soon as he squatted down next to Uncle Nine, he saw Uncle Nine's eyes glancing down, and he kept blinking his eyes.

Lin Hong followed his gaze and saw Uncle Nine kneeling in a very strange posture, and there was a towel on his lap, as if he was hiding something.

Seeing this, Lin Hong glanced at the side of the bathhouse, and sure enough, he saw a few changes of clothes hanging in the bathhouse, and immediately understood what Uncle Nine meant.

Lin Hong stretched out his hand, gestured at the bathhouse in a corner that the women couldn't see, his eyes skimmed, and then Shi Shiran got up and walked to the bathhouse.

When Uncle Nine saw him passing, he resisted his excitement and used words to attract the attention of the women, trying to make them unable to find out what was wrong with him.

Sure enough, as soon as he spoke, all the women's eyes were on his face, and they didn't pay special attention to why there was a towel hanging on Uncle Jiu's lap.

After taking a few changes of clothes from Uncle Jiu, Lin Hong carried another gate board and came to the middle of Uncle Jiu and the women.

Buckled the door panel to the ground, and handed the change of clothes to Uncle Nine at an angle that they couldn't see, Lin Hong turned his head and smiled at the women and said, "Hello everyone, let me introduce myself, my name is Lin Hong, and I am Uncle Nine's eldest disciple!" ”

The handsome and sunny smile made the women pleasing to the eye and their hearts blooming, and for a while they forgot what Lin Hong's pestle meant in front of him, and they all greeted Lin Hong.

But there is also one woman who does not accept this set, or she thinks that convincing Uncle Nine to become religious is more important than knowing a handsome man, and this person is the leader of these women, the dean of the academy.

"Little brother, what are you doing with this board? It completely blocked my communication with the Taoist leader! The chubby female dean pointed to the board in front of her and asked Lin Hong with a kind face.

Hearing this, Lin Hong grinned, "My master has been telling you for so long, you need to take a break!" ”

After speaking, seeing the female dean frowning, Lin Hong continued: "Look, you have been talking for so long, and your mouth is dry, right?" Why don't we go inside and drink some water and talk slowly? ”

"Good! All right! Several women suddenly moved, and at the end, they pulled the dean's sleeves.

Under the surging of the crowd, the female dean was not easy to refuse, nodded and said, "Okay, since that's the case, I'll bother you two." ”

"It's okay!" Lin Hong shook his head with a smile, stretched out his hand towards the inner room, and while they turned around, Lin Hong quickly said to the ninth uncle behind him: "Master, you protect the door panel yourself!" I'll lure them away! ”

"Good boy!" Uncle Nine hurriedly pulled out his hand to hold the door panel, and took the time to give Lin Hong a thumbs up, obviously Lin Hong's witty response made him quite satisfied.

Smiling at Uncle Jiu, Lin Hong walked quickly in front of all the women and guided all the women to the inner room.

There were about five women, including the chubby dean.

It was the first time that so many people came to Uncle Jiu's house, so it took some effort for Lin Hong to arrange it.

As she was walking inside, the dean turned around, as if she wanted to beckon Uncle Nine to come over, obviously she still remembered Uncle Nine's entry into the church.

Lin Hong's eyes were sharp, seeing her as she was about to turn around, he instantly understood her intentions, and hurriedly said: "Hey, dean, come in quickly, you don't have to urge my master, he will come in soon after resting, come and have a cup of tea first!" With that, Lin Hong hurriedly poured a few cups of tea on the table.

was greeted by Lin Hong like this, and the female dean gave up the idea of continuing to greet Uncle Jiu over.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the neatly dressed Uncle Nine to appear in front of this group of women, with a generous smile on his face that made him look less old-fashioned.

It is impossible to join the sect or anything, so no matter how the female dean persuades her, Uncle Nine has maintained the last line of defense.

Lin Hong, who was originally quite active and had a lot to say, was left to drink water and nod his head after Uncle Nine came in to take over the overall situation, which made the women who wanted to talk to him more angry for a while.

When the night was dark, the female dean finally gave up the idea of letting Uncle Nine join the church, and left in a hurry after Lin Hong's sentence of 'stay for a meal and then leave'.

Sending them away, Lin Hong shook his head and chuckled, "Master, how did you provoke these women?" ”

"What a provocation! I won't be sorry for your uncle! When Uncle Nine heard this, his eyes widened, which frightened Lin Hong into a dry laugh.

Seeing him like this, Uncle Nine had no choice but to tell Lin Hong what happened today.

To sum up, looking at feng shui saw a dead bat in a pond, and checking the bat nest found a school he taught, which provoked a group of women.

After listening to Uncle Nine's story, there was only one term left in Lin Hong's mind that he remembered the most, bat!