She touched Ji Youyu next to her and protested: "This name has been occupied!" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "That's okay to call Ji Tiezhu." ”

Lang Qiao: "......" Lao Tie, there is nothing wrong with it.

In this way, as soon as Ji Tiezhu was born, he was put on a pink and tender little skirt by his father, and he also left countless black historical photos of spicy and blind people.

Ji Shaoyi said that he didn't like it, but in fact, he was more active than anyone else when he was feeding milk powder and changing diapers.

Ji Tiezhu perfectly inherited the advantages of his parents, and he has been carved since he was a child, which is particularly painful.

After going to kindergarten, it is even more popular with girls.

Every afternoon after school, he can snap his fingers and Ji Shaoyi all the way.

What Anqi wants to sit with him next time he rows seats, but he can't bear to be at the same table now......

What does it mean that the children asked him to go to the playground together on Sundays, but he wanted to go to Mi Duo's house to watch cartoons......

"Children should be sincere with their friends and not half-hearted." Ji Shaoyi reminded him.

Xiao Milk Bao frowned and said worriedly: "I'm not insincere, I just want to make them all happy!" ”

I don't know why, Ji Shaoyi inexplicably thought of the very classic Sea King quote: I'm not a scumbag, I just want to give all girls a home.

Bah! Scumbag!

While silently complaining about his scum in his heart, Ji Shaoyi raised his eyebrows unconvinced: "Who said I don't understand?" Dad was at school back then, and he was also a soft man who received love letters, okay? ”

As he spoke, he glanced at him with disgust, "It's not like you, I guess I've never seen a love letter look like when you're so big." ”

"Do you want Dad to go back and teach you a few tricks? But even if you write now, you can only use pinyin......"

Ji Tiezhu: "Mom ......"

"Mom?" Ji Shaoyi waved his hand one by one, and the more he talked, the more he said: "Mom usually struggles to say a word of love to Dad, and I can't help you~"

Ji Tiezhu: "Mom is behind you." ”

Ji Shao froze in place as if he had been struck by lightning, turned his head stiffly, and met Lang Qiao's expressionless face.

The moment they looked at each other, the air seemed to freeze.

Ji Shaoyi squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and forcibly changed the topic: "Hi ~ dear ~ Have you fun outside?" Why did you come back so early today? ”

"You're soft on love letters at school?" Lang Qiao raised an eyebrow and forcibly pulled the topic back on track.

Ji Shaoyi coughed embarrassedly twice: "It's not, brag about it in front of your son......

"Still disgusted with me for having trouble talking to me?"

"But the QR code you draw that can scan hearts is so cool!"

"You sleep on the couch tonight."

Ji Shaoyi: "......".

That night, until Ji Shaoyi finished doing the handiwork with Tie Zhu, Lang Qiao didn't pay attention to him.

Ji Shaoyi was telling a story to Tie Zhu's classmates, and at the same time looked upstairs frequently, thinking that he couldn't be really angry, right?

But his family Langjun is not such a cautious person!

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt, and after telling a story, he patted Tiezhu's head: "The baby will play by himself for a while, and Dad will go to see Mom." ”

After receiving the soft and glutinous 'good' from the little milk baby, he walked upstairs quickly, and as soon as he walked to the door of the room, he heard a deafening game prompt.

【PentaKill！ (Five Consecutive Peerless)】

Immediately afterwards, a female voice shouted very excitedly: "Ahhhh Sure enough, people with high game talent learn everything quickly! It's not like my honest girlfriend, who has been playing for so many years, and Solo can't even beat my daughter! ”

"Hey! Can you keep me from hearing when you say bad things about me? I'm still in the team! The girlfriend protested.

"So what the hell are you talking about? What did my family Langjun do to cheat again? Does anyone care about me? I'm going to be beaten to death by this strange thing! This collapsing voice belonged to Gu Congxin.

"Auntie has crossed the tower!" A soft and glutinous loli voice exclaimed: "Come out quickly, hide in the spring with Aunt Rice Cake, my mother and Aunt Qiaoqiao will protect you!" ”

The sound of human voices and games is intertwined, and the atmosphere is as warm as the New Year, which is in stark contrast to the empty living room.

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "I'm lonely and lonely and coldly accompanying my son to do handmade storytelling, and you are happy with your girlfriends in five rows?

I can't live this day!

Angry, he kicked the door open, so frightened that Lang Qiao's hands trembled.

She looked up in confusion, "What's wrong?" ”

Ji Shaoyi had a calm face, walked up to her in three or two steps and said, "Do you think you can live this day?" ”

Before Lang Qiao could think about it, the team battle broke out again, and she manipulated her game character quickly with her hands, without raising her head: "This is a question worth thinking about, so you think about it, I'll go to the group first!" ”

“……”

God fucking group, Ji Shaoyi was laughed at angrily.

He watched as Lang Qiao led her little sister all the way to smash the enemy crystal.

The moment the victory prompt sounded, he snatched Lang Qiao's mobile phone, squatted at her feet like a giant dog, hugged her thighs and began to humble.

"I don't think I can go on anymore! You've been ignoring me for three hours! You've been out all day playing with the little sisters all day! Leave me alone at home to watch the nanny do the laundry, watch the nanny cook, pick up the kids from school......"

The more Ji Shaoyi spoke, the more aggrieved he felt, and his tone seemed to be accusing a scumbag who only knew how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble outside and completely ignored his family: "I relearned all the courses from kindergarten to primary school in order to have children and raise children, and what did you do?" ”

Lang Scumbag Qiao thought for a moment, and said very humbly: "It's done...... You? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”

Good! He deserves to be a scumbag!

Now he was completely energetic, pulled his suitcase out, and was about to start packing his things and going back to his parents' house with a scolding attitude.

The movement was so loud that even Ji Tiezhu poked half of his head out of the door, and his big black eyes were full of curiosity: "Mom, why is Dad crying?" ”

"He's acting with his mother." Lang Qiao said, beckoning to his own soft and glutinous little ball, "Do you want to play with your parents?" ”

……

While Ji Shaoyi was howling in the cloakroom to clean up his clothes, he also looked at the door of the room frequently, expecting his wife and son to come out a little to keep him.

However, ten minutes passed, let alone retained, and Lang Qiao didn't even bother to come out to see him.

This next season, Shaoyi was completely disappointed, he threw away the clothes he had just taken out, and rushed back to the room to accuse Lang Qiao of his scumbag behavior again, but he saw ......

His suitcase was open, and his wife and son were sitting upright in his suitcase, all huddled into small balls, with their hands on their knees.

Even the serious expression on his face is the same, and the cuteness is exploded.

Ji Shaoyi resisted the urge to pick them up one by one, and snorted coldly: "I'm already angry, even if you beg me to stay now, it's useless!" I still have to go back to my parents' house! ”

Lang Qiao nodded: "I know." ”

Ji Tiezhu saw that his mother nodded, and he also nodded in agreement: "I know it too!" ”

"So what?" Ji Shaoyi raised his eyebrows, and smiled playfully admiring their cute appearance: "What are you guys doing here?" ”

"So......" Lang Qiao paused, looked up at him and said, "If you have to go back to your parents' house, then take us with you." ”

This is the most romantic love story she can think of at the moment.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" Ah, I'm dead! Lang Jun sitting in the suitcase today is also super cute!

And what else could he do? Of course, I chose to forgive her!

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