For example, a confession, and another name.

Let him be able to say confidently when facing the girls' accosting from now on: I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend.

He thought that what he had hinted at was obvious enough, but he didn't expect Lang Qiao to feel more confused the more he listened, and he opened his mouth to say: "What is not something?" So what the hell are you? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "If you're jealous, be jealous, why are you still scolding?

He was autistic.

"I'll tell you that." Ji Shaoyi sighed: "The reason why that girl dares to talk to me is because I am a lonely man and she is a widow, so it is not illegal to talk to me?" ”

"If you want to make the two of us not so lonely...... Ji Shaoyi winked at her, and his tone became more and more gentle: "Honey, should you do something?" ”

Caught off guard, Lang Qiao was completely stunned, her eyes widened in horror, and her mind was full of words: Wouldn't it be marriage to make the two of them no longer lonely men and widows......

It's okay for this dog man to chat with other girls in front of her, but there are plans for further development?

And what was he doing to her before?

Although she said that she would restrain her emotions, she would not be able to dismiss it with a word of dear......

The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more he felt pantothenic acid in his heart, and as soon as he took the hand that pressed him on her shoulder expressionlessly, he took a few steps back and said, "Then I wish you happiness, and you don't have to invite me to your wedding." ”

Otherwise, she was afraid that she would blow up his skull with an iron hammer, and then use his brains as meat bean curd to drink!

Scumbags don't deserve a good end!

was stared at by her gloomy gaze, and Ji Shaoyi was confused on the spot: What the hell is wishing us happiness? Who does the bride Lao Tzu marry if he doesn't invite the bride to the wedding? And why are you staring at me in such horror?

Judging from the experience he summarized when he overturned in the past, there is a high probability that he and Lang Jun are wrong again......

found the crux of the problem, he put his hand back without fear of death, and said with a flattering smile: "Don't, if you are not invited to the wedding, who will be the protagonist?" ”

Lang Qiao: "??? ”

In my impression, the weddings she has participated in since she was a child can run through from beginning to end, and the role with the most lines and the heaviest scenes in the whole process is none other than the emcee.

Not only does he not have to pay with his shares, but he also gets his salary, which can be said to be a well-deserved protagonist.

After being puzzled for two seconds, Lang Qiao became angry on the spot: "If you want to marry someone else, even if you want to marry someone else, you dare to ask me to be the master of ceremonies?" ”

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu slammed the microphone in your face!

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Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Damn, this channel seems to be bigger than the Great Rift Valley.

He was about to open his mouth to explain, when he heard the staff start shouting for the first group of people to enter.

Due to the large number of points and high rankings in the preliminary round, they were honored to be placed in the first group and left after the game.

There will never be another half-hour game like last time, waiting all day.

Lang Qiao was holding back the fire in his heart, and his posture when he walked into the arena was inexplicably a little horizontal, and it was written all over his body: Don't stop me, I want to beat ten in one go!

After sitting down in front of her seat, she moved her knuckles, twisted her neck again, and said with a proud face: "This is a quick solution, I have to go to the construction site to move bricks in the afternoon." ”

is talking about going to the construction site to move bricks, but it sounds like going to the construction site to cut people, so scared that Gu Congxin and Tian Luo dare not come out, they can only communicate with each other with their eyes and bodies, as if they are acting in a mime.

Tian Luo took a deep sniff at the air, and the translation into words was: Ah~The aroma of aged vinegar~

Gu Congxin gave him a thumbs up, and pointed at Lang Qiao, meaning: Connoisseur ~ Try Lang Jun's self-created dog food brand old vinegar ~

Tian Luo was just about to hold his teeth and gasp, telling her that this old Chen acetic acid was so bad that he lost his teeth, when he saw that Ji Shaoyi was running after Lang Qiao like a mad dog, he smiled and said, "I think I should clarify one thing." ”

Lang Qiao finally stopped spreading joy, turned around and gave him a fist, and said in a cold voice: "If you have a fart, release it quickly." ”

Ji Shaoyi was not annoyed when he was beaten, so he made a heart-to-heart gesture for her with his backhand, and said slowly: "The protagonist of the wedding is the bride." ”

Although he likes to see her jealous, when it comes to the outcome of the game, he thinks it is better to say it in advance.

Otherwise, he was afraid that she would kill everywhere after entering the game, and he wouldn't be able to pull it.

Lang Qiao was confused for a few seconds, and then suddenly froze.

He said that he wanted to invite her to be the protagonist of the wedding, and said that the protagonist of the wedding was not the master of ceremonies, but the bride.

Rounding it off, doesn't that mean that......

He's going to invite her to be the bride of his wedding?

After realizing this, the sourness that was surging in Lang Qiao's heart instantly dissipated, and was replaced by a hint of sweetness.

My heart seems to be stuffed with cotton wool, and it is fluttering.

She felt the throbbing of her left atrium, and thought with joy that the captain liked her too......

If she continues like this, she is afraid that she will really be unable to restrain herself.

As if he was stupid by his clarification bombardment, until the plane took off, Ji Shaoyi didn't hear her squeak again.

Although the last game was full of metaphysics, it also unlocked a new idea for them.

Before the official game, their default tactic has always been three to one, the three of them are desperate to get points, Gu Congxin only needs to be a happy fourth-level bag.

As long as you don't rebel, you can fight as much as you want, and go crazy as you want.

However, the last game allowed them to discover a new use for the Level 4 Pack: Gou Fen.

Gu Congxin is no longer the dispensable oil bottle, but has become their big killer.

No matter how skilled the three of them are, it is inevitable that there will be times when they miss three or four, so they need to keep a spark of hope at this time, so that they can have a considerable ranking score even if they accidentally form a box when they are just shot.

And Gu Congxin is really capable, they tried countless times after the game, and found that this product is like the daughter of the Blue Hole, with the physique of the chosen son, and can climb into the top five just by climbing.

It's not impossible to be the first when you're lucky.

If this is replaced by Ji Shaoyi, the son of heaven and earth, it is estimated that he can bomb wherever he climbs into the bombing zone.

Bombing Zone: I admit that I have an element of gambling, but non-chiefs must die.

As a result, their tactics changed from a three-to-one to a one-to-three.

Ji Shaoyi envied her European emperor physique in his heart, and at the same time marked the point to the car brushing point, planning to grab the car as soon as he landed and go to the remote city to develop.

Although the power of metaphysics has a little effect, it cannot rely on metaphysics for everything.

If you jump to a place like P City and the airport, Gu Congxin will definitely die.