Chapter 65 The most familiar place in the whole campus is the wall
Lin Tian walked into the small lecture hall under the eyes of Lao Xu, there was nothing on the platform, it was bare, and there were four teachers sitting in the first row under the platform, and Lin Tian had never seen these four teachers. Handing over the answer sheet he had just given to the teacher in the middle, Lin Tian began to speak. When Lin Tian first started to speak, several teachers got Lin Tian's paper and whispered, but it did not affect Lin Tian's progress in the slightest.
The whole speech was completely unscripted, fluent and fluent, but this one was obviously far worse than the one given to Jiang Youxi, Lin Tian was secretly glad that he was the first person to give a speech, and there was no pearl jade in front of him, and he also added a lot of points to himself, and finally got an average score of 93 points, during which there must be facial expressions that were too cold to deduct points.
The next step was the question session, the teachers paused for a while, and one of the teachers in the middle took the answer sheet and asked directly: "Why do you say that you are like wearing a bandage all morning?" It's incredible, isn't it? Moreover, why is it a belt, answer in English. ”
"That's right, if it's a wear, then it means it's a necessity, but if it's a take-out belt, it's an accessory." Lin Tian thought for a while, in fact, he wrote it wrong at that time, but how could he admit that he had written it wrong at this time, so he ......
"Well, then let's talk about why you compare yourself to a bandage." The judge on the left asked bluntly. The judge on the left is obviously a foreigner, and he must be a teacher from the International Division, so it is easier to accept.
"Bandages, is a dispensable item in life, usually lying quietly in the medicine box of every household, only when people are injured, the bandages that have been put aside for a long time will be remembered by people, when people need it most, they are dutiful, and they are ruthlessly abandoned by people after being soaked in blood, this is the life of bandages, and I am a bandage that is already shining brightly, regardless of the way or the date of return." Oh my God, I'm so good, I'm going to admire myself, so it all makes sense, oh roar!!
No one knows what kind of secondary two heart is hidden under that expressionless face, just like this, the four teachers in front of them gave their applause because of the sentence "don't ask where you come from, don't ask about the return date", especially the teacher who asked just now, nodded and said yes, which made the corners of Lin Tian's mouth twitch a little, sure enough, he was a man of temperament!
In fact, Lin Tian just saw that his bandages were dirty, just like his current self, his hand was injured, and he expressed a kind of cleanliness of bandages and resentment about his injuries and scars......
"OK, the last part, the talent show, you have five minutes to put on a show." The teacher in the middle said while laughing, Lin Tian raised his eyelids on the side, why didn't anyone say that there was a talent show, and now there is nothing to prepare, what are you performing? Oops, Li Wenyan didn't receive the news, it's too difficult.
"Suddenly, then I'll sing an English version of Love." Lin Tian scratched his head, remembering that the trailer of the sci-fi blockbuster he watched at noon today was cut into a small video by netizens, which was dubbed with love, rendering the story of the male and female protagonists falling in love regardless of life and death in an extremely violent environment. At a glance, people can understand what it means to "life is precious, and love is more valuable!" "I feel that I can sing a song to impress the judges~
Wait, however, what's going on? Well, so be it. Lin Tian was dizzy and sang a whole song, some of them were not in tune, but it was not a big problem, after the end, he was asked by the teacher if he knew if he was out of tune, and Lin Tian calmly replied that he knew. Because he was too calm, the teacher didn't say anything, and finally was calmly kicked out of the scene in the teacher's busyness.
"Poof, I'm so tired, I have to sleep for eighteen years before I can go~" Lin Tianhe walked out of the small lecture hall and naturally muttered to himself and stretched a lazy waist, comfortable, this level should have passed.
Then, he was caught by Lao Xu who was waiting on the side, "Look at you, you don't have an image at all, and you're tired to death, it's not troublesome for you to die all day long~~~~" Lao Xu is Lao Xu, this tail note is super long, Lin Tian lazily put down his two arms after hearing it, for Mao Lao Xu everywhere?
"Lao Xu, really, you don't know what questions the teacher asks inside, they all make me want to break my head, my head hurts." Lin Tianhao is not exaggerating, because what the teacher asked is not ordinary at all, shouldn't he say, please introduce yourself in English, and then say, it's okay, please leave? As a result, there are so many messy problems, if it weren't for the speed of my brain, I would definitely be blinded.
"Cut, you're exaggerating here, what questions they can ask, it's usually self-introduction and then it's gone, or it's something to introduce our school or something, it's super easy." Lao Xu thought about the problems of the past years, and felt that Lin Tian was making a big fuss.
“。。。。” Lin Tian didn't want to speak, was this what people did? Lao Xu, are you serious?
"What, don't you have a bad character and ask if it's a campus? You're familiar with the walls of our school, but you're not familiar with anywhere. Lao Xu glanced at Lin Tian's expression and felt that something was wrong.
"Why are you familiar with the walls?" Suddenly, a teacher interjected, and it turned out to be an English teacher from a class. To be honest, now Lao Xu satirizes people with a corner, and generally doesn't come out at all. Lin Tian knows such a thing, but he doesn't want to deal with Lao Xu, this is Lao Xu's stage, please enjoy Lao Xu's one-man show.
"She's the legendary wall-to-wall expert." Lao Xu smiled, and he laughed super happily.
"Tut-tut, when is it, why don't I know? I haven't been over the wall for a month, these people are really not telling the truth! Lin Tian said that he was innocent, people do it at home, and the pot came from the sky. And Lao Xu, don't you feel ashamed that I was hung up on the forum? Isn't it my teacher?
"Hahahaha, I know this, it's been very popular on the forum recently! Wait, I'll turn it out for you. I didn't expect it to be this one from your class. The teacher of the class took out his mobile phone to open the forum as if offering a treasure, and showed it to Lin Tian, but Lin Tian wanted to say, don't give it to me, I won't read it...... Well, now that you've got it in front of your eyes, let's take a look.
"At that time, wasn't the time when the principal caught him mentioned it during our meeting? This is the person who has been stamped by the principal. Lao Xu laughed, fortunately, Lao Yang already knew about it before the meeting, so he was not particularly embarrassed.
Lin Tian glanced at the forum, he didn't know if he didn't look at it, and he couldn't hold back when he saw his face paralyzed! Which hero took out the original picture of bravely climbing over the wall again! Obviously, I have contacted the forum administrator to delete it. Scroll down, I found, heh, so many comments, this is a water army, who wants to harm me?
"What's the situation, it's all 800 years old, and there are so many people posting in the water below? This ...... "Lin Tian's neck is going to cramp, really, who said that the memory of the public is short, this thing has been turned out again."
"Oops, did you participate in the school flower and grass competition, the forum has been more popular recently, and it is because of this competition that many old posts have been re-released." The first class teacher is also a gossip expert, and his eyes are squinting, like a newborn fox, with a gossip on his face.
"No, I haven't heard of this competition, what kind of competition is this? It has nothing to do with me. Lin Tianhu was suspicious, he really hadn't heard of this competition, and who made it.
"Sister Tian~" Wang Xu suddenly appeared, holding a bottle of Fat Boy Happy Water and a few bottles of sports drinks in his hand. Lin Tian snatched the fat house happy water strongly, unscrewed the bottle cap and drank a few sips, and then smoothed his careful heart with carbon dioxide.
"Sister Tian...... That's a drink for my competitor Jiang Youxi......" Wang Xu said cautiously and quietly, I seem to have heard Sister Tian say something about the school flower and grass competition, it won't be the one I secretly signed up for, right, let's cry~~~ But Wang Xu's aggrieved appearance made Lao Xu smile, this is really no tiger in the mountains, the monkey is the overlord, Wang Xu, it is the monkey.
"Ah...... Just don't tell him. Lin Tian blocked the drink with his body, "He hasn't come out yet?" Lao Xu, how many have I come out after that? ”
"I came out several, but I didn't get through. Don't worry, they're both stable players, not like you, running fast. Lao Xu hurt Lin Tian again.
"No, Wang Xu, how did you become Jiang Youxi's competitor? Didn't you say you didn't play against them? Lin Tian reacted and asked, how did he feel that Wang Xuqi was strange.
"I won't tell you, it's an agreement between our men!" Wang Xu said in a salary slip that Lin Tian didn't have time to scold him Lao Xu before he spoke: "Becoming a man again?" You litteboys. ”
"Poof~ Lao Xu, amazing, give you a thumbs up." Lin Tian couldn't help it, today's Lao Xu arrested whom.
"What are you talking about, add me one." Jiang Youxi came out, and Li Wenyan also came out immediately after, and the two of them came out in time to catch up with Lao Xu Yiren.
"I brought water for the two of you, how did you do in the exam?" Wang Xu hurriedly changed the topic, nonsense, he is not a grass, he has to be sprayed with water to grow.
"Wait a while, the results haven't been out yet, Sister Tian, are you done again?" Jiang Youxi took the drink and took a sip, hey, a drink without sugar can't be called a drink! It's really tasteless.
"Yes, the speeches, the questions, and the last thing is a talent show." Lin Tian hurriedly spoiled it, and by the way, he hid the fat house happy water again.
"Huh? Talent show? Sister Tian, what's behind you? Jiang Youxi quickly asked for a smell of black carbonated drink in the air, and accurately locked Lin Tian's left hand, which seemed to be placed behind him casually, but! A black corner leaked out! Duck, it must be the young lady who robbed me of the fat house happy water!
"Huh? It's nothing, you better think about what you're going to perform for a while. Lin Tian smoothed the drink again, and drew Jiang Youxi's gaze from the cola to the game.
"Jiang Youxi, what are you going to perform?" Li Wenyan spoke up to help Lin Tian attract Jiang Youxi's attention.
"I want to perform...... Well, blow a coke in one gulp! Then he pulled out the bottle of Coke from behind Lin Tian, Lin Tian looked at the sky, what kind of routine is this, OK, Coke was snatched away by Jiang Youxi~