Chapter Ninety-Four: Two Men Bickering
"Can we discuss the little gold, how to read it awkwardly. What boy would like to be called that. If you dare to call me that, I'll pretend I don't know you. ”
At first glance, Kanebu's attitude seems to be tough, but if you taste it carefully, you can find other flavors. When Gu Yue said this in the morning, Jin Bu didn't dare to refuse, simply because he felt that he was at a loss. There is no capital to resist, and this time is different.
Just now, Gu Yue almost scrapped his tongue, and now he dares to call himself a little gold. I just don't see myself as a human being, and I have to think about how to give him some color.
So we can see this scene, the bullish Jin Bu has a flattering smile on his face, and while he is sandwiching vegetables for Gu Yue, he pretends not to care about discussing the title of Jin Gonggong with Gu Yue. The word threat cannot exist in the world of Golden Cloth.
"Team leader, you do this makes me want to call you Gonggong Jin even more, now not only are your body movements like a eunuch, but even your mental activities are getting closer to the eunuch. Team leader, you won't have Wei Zhongxian's grand ambitions. It's scary. ”
Gu Yue is very close to Jin Bu's level when she talks nonsense, and sometimes she is even more shrewd than Jin Bu, such as now if she doesn't choose to tell Jin Bu some allusions directly. Jin Bu might not have known that Gu Yue was teasing him.
Just by the fact that the pork ribs have no taste, my uncle can actually tell that the pork rib soup is actually even less tasteful. I took a sip with the mentality of giving it a try, and it was. Except for a few greasy sensations, I can't taste anything else that makes me feel comfortable.
Gu Yue, who didn't want to run, poured some dipping sauce that had just come from her own hands into the bowl. Stirring well with chopsticks has changed a lot of quality, at least now it has become able to swallow.
"How is it possible, is it possible to be a little kind to you and become a slave, I just think that men are not bad and women are not loved, this sentence is just talk. It seems that this sentence can be circulated to a certain extent. ”
When will Jin Bu change the topic, first, the content of the current discussion is not good for him, and second, he does not understand what the other party is saying. It's a coincidence that now both situations have happened to him.
"Although I am very unwilling to change the topic successfully, team leader, I still have to expose your old man's hypocrisy here. Obviously, when I wrote to me to explain that he refused to feed me fruit, he said that he was afraid that I would float. And pretended to use the phrase that men are not bad and women don't love as an argument, why have you forgotten it all now? ”
Gu Yue said to Jin Bu like this, a large part of the reason was that he was a little angry, angry that Jin Bu looked at himself like this. When a boy he likes says this, even if his temper is as good as Gu Yue, there will always be some dissatisfaction in his heart, and Gu Yue is relatively restrained.
"Hey...... Gu Yue, why are you serious, don't you know that I'm joking. If I really think you girls like to be bullied by boys, then why don't I make this idea a reality? Am I really bullying you all the time? ”
It may be that he has been staying with Gu Yue for most of the time today, and Jin Bu's insight ability has improved significantly. Not long after Gu Yue finished speaking, Jin Bu had already sensed that something was wrong.
I used the safest way to immediately explain and analyze what I just said. Trying to make Gu Yue not think about it too much, I have to mention it alone, Jin Bu's behavior this time can be called a must.
"Hmph╯^╰ Team leader, have you bullied me less often? I don't think I'll be able to finish counting them one by one now until tomorrow. If you don't bully me, you can't even coax a three-year-old child. Thinking about it like I really shouldn't call you Ask Grandpa Kim, I want to think of a big bully's name to call you. ”
This is Gu Yue's favorite eating atmosphere, even if she may be angry by the occasional flash of the brain hole that Jin Bu occasionally appears. A lively and cheerful little child and a well-behaved and sensible little child must have received more care in Carey.
This is the so-called crying child has candy to eat, and sensible children have no candy to eat. Gu Yue hopes that Jin Bu is a crying child, and his current age is not something they should pursue.
Gu Yue felt that if Jin Bu had to wear a mask even on himself, it could only be explained as a failure in his own work. Seeing Jin Bu being so naughty and mischievous, he flickered against him.
A smile appeared on Gu Yue's full face that shouldn't have belonged to her current identity. That smile is always on the face of a mother looking at her children.
"Gu Yue, how can you feel like an old man with such a smile. Oh no, I should call you Your Highness. Your Highness, what are you laughing at, I've never seen you laugh like this. You're not going to make up any weird pictures in your head, are you? ”
Jin Bu and Gu Yue are so close that Gu Yue's lip lines can be seen when they are close. If you find that the smile is unusual, it is not a big deal. Warmth and familiarity are the first two words that appear in my mind, what did Gu Yue think when she smiled? This made Jinbu very curious.
"How do I remember that you called me Gongzi just now, and why have you become Your Highness again. The class has dropped a lot all at once. You're going to make me a civilian step by step. Ill-intentioned, this is simply true. ”
In fact, it is not difficult to find that at this moment, the two of them are completely immersed in the communication between the two people, and even such a trivial detail as changing the title can become a topic of discussion. At least it can show that Gu Yue is very serious in this chat.
"After all, I'm used to calling you Gu Yue all the time, just like you've been calling me team leader. If I ask you to call me by my name one day, you'll make a mistake. Thinking about it like this, Gu Yue, you really rarely call me by my name directly. That's not a respectful attitude towards me. ”
Jin Bu's self-soothing spirit should be on a par with Ah Q, and just one title can associate respect with disrespect. I am afraid that only a narcissistic person like Jin Bu can think of such a ghost logic.
Although Gu Yue knows that people's personalities are colorful, but with a character like Jin Bu with two extremes of the body, Gu Yue feels that there must be only one family.
If he hadn't met Jin Bu, Gu Yue would never have thought that there was such a person, with extreme inferiority and extreme narcissism. But Jin Bu really has such a character, Gu Yue really doesn't know where to go to reason.
Sometimes when I can't figure out something, I always want to eat something to fill my stomach. The same is true for Gu Yue, when she spoke seriously before, Gu Yue did not delay her eating speed.
Now I'm feeling a little helpless, and with the help of the pork rib soup that tastes good. You can eat faster. Unconsciously, during the time when Jin Bu was bragging about it, Gu Yue finished his lunch.
"Team leader, I respect you, because you are not only smart and industrious, have you ever heard the old man say a word? It seems to say that, after eating, it doesn't matter, and the last one washes the dishes. ”
At this moment, Gu Yue was wiping her mouth with a napkin, even if she tried her best to hide her emotions, Jin Bu could still detect the triumph in it. Gu Yue, a little girl, didn't talk about it early or late, but chose the time when she finished eating to tell Jin Bu.
Looking at the full white rice in the bowl, anyway, when the matter of washing the dishes has been decided, there is no room for struggle Jinbu can only do it now to let himself enjoy the food left on the table.
Jin Bu thought so, but Gu Yue definitely couldn't let Jin Bu be divided, no matter what, he had to get some moths out to be worthy of his fast eating speed.
With a grunt of his eyes, a clever plan came to mind. Gu Yue, who was already full, used chopsticks once, but this time the moon was ready to put vegetables on the golden cloth. From one point of view, we can understand that Gu Yue is acting as a waiter in the golden cloth.
However, the normal waiters are to make it more convenient and comfortable for customers to eat, Gu Yue is going to prepare the whole gold cloth, and he must come anyway to make trouble for the gold cloth.
Jin Bu doesn't like to eat whatever is in the bowl, and when Gu Yue finds one of the chili peppers and spices, he puts one in the Jin Bu bowl. The purpose is to force Jin Bu to speed up his meal, and the sooner he cleans up the kitchen, he can go out early.
The effect of Gu Yue's approach was immediate, the golden cloth seemed to awaken the gluttonous potential in the body, and the rice in the bowl disappeared cleanly after a few bites. consciously brought Gu Yue's dishes and chopsticks all the way into the kitchen. Gu Yue was also surprised, and she didn't let herself be reminded.
"Team leader, you remember to use hot water, I forgot to tell you when I washed the vegetables, there is a water heater. If I really can't find you, I'll put it for you, I'll clean up these leftovers first, and then put them in the refrigerator. ”
Don't look at Gu Yue, who is not good enough at cooking, but the unskilled work actions of cleaning up the table are still very gentlemanly. These muscle memories all come from the previous exercises, when Gu Yue's mother was still setting up a stall near Yingxiang Primary School, when she shaved her mother and shared the work.
Because there were only two people's bowls, by the time Gu Yue had finished washing the table and going to the kitchen, the golden cloth had already been washed. Gu Yue didn't need to know how to understand, and his brain could guess that the golden cloth might be washed away.
"Team leader, you're a little fast, it's only taken long to get it done. Worthy of encouragement, worthy of encouragement. Looks like you really want to hang out with me. Why are you so well-behaved today, it's not like you. ”
Gu Yue took Jinbula out of the kitchen and squeezed out some dish soap to remove the grease stains that had been on his hands when he had just cleaned up the table.
"Then tell me about the place we went to in the afternoon, you have to make me mentally prepared, otherwise I will bully you if I go to some embarrassing places."