Chapter 335: I Want to Marry Myself
The person in charge of the interview was a young lady with a particularly sweet smile: "Hello special forces on the scene and in front of the screen, welcome to the post-game interview." β
"Standing next to me right now are the members of our GNM team, the champion team of this year's PDL Spring Tournament." The host's young lady said, turning her head to look at them: "Welcome, say hello to everyone." β
Ji Shaoyi's team uniform jacket was half open, and his hairstyle was also a little messy because of the headphones he wore overnight, and there were even a few strands of dull hair stubbornly cocked on the top of his head, but it did not affect his handsome (sassy) spirit at all.
He smiled on his lips, his lazy tone was not slow, and he said casually: "Hello everyone, I am Ji Shaoyi, the captain of the GNM team, just call me Ji Shaoyi." β
The live broadcast room was suddenly boiling.
[Ahhhh γ
[Okay Ji Fei Chief, no problem Ji Fei Chief. γ
[Ahhh Mom, I'm going to marry him! γ
[I suspect that his appearance is all in exchange for luck, but I have no evidence! ] γ
In the sound of a group of Yan dogs' roosters, the live broadcast camera slowly moved to Lang Qiao.
Under the backdrop of Ji Shaoyi, who is tall and long-legged, Lang Qiao is more like a child who stole adult clothes and then blended into the crowd.
With a red face, she searched hard in her language library for a long time, but she didn't find a decent opening sentence, so she simply gave up the introduction, and pretended to be calm and spit out two words: "Lang Qiao." β
There was another squeak in the barrage.
[Ahhhh γ
[Hahahaha, Sister Lang, how do you gain four? ] Show your momentum on the field! γ
[It's useless, like Sister Lang's height and appearance, even if she steps on me and says that the old lady is going to blow up your dog's head today, I will feel that she is selling cute! ] γ
[Compared with Ji Shao's coquettish speech, Sister Lang is like a straight man of steel. γ
Gatling: "Hello everyone! I'm the deputy assault officer of the GNM team, a Gatling whose mouth is faster than a submachine gun! β
Wait for me: "Waitforme." β
After greeting everyone in turn, the host's little sister began to live, and looked at Ji Shaoyi with a smile: "I just noticed that at the moment when we Ji Shao opened his mouth, there were countless girls in the live broadcast room, including the audience, who were shouting their husbands and rushing to marry you, do you have anything to say about Ji Shao?" β
As soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly burst into an uproar.
"Ahhhhh
"Ahhh Loved, loved. β
"Don't run away from your husband, please face up to our infinite love for you!"
"Sisters, I want to see Ji Shao blush in my lifetime!"
After a period of chaos, I don't know who led the audience first, and the Mrs. Ji in the audience shouted their husbands in unison, and each one was bigger than the other, and the other was more neat than the other.
Hearing this, Ji Shao's scalp was numb, and he only felt that the scene once looked like a large-scale forced marriage scene, and the girls in the audience who shouted their husbands to him were his seven aunts and eight aunts.
He peeked at Lang Qiao next to him, and after making sure that her mood was very stable, her expression was not abnormal, and the acid-base was very balanced, he said politely and embarrassedly: "This shows that they are very discerning, after all, ......"
He paused, and then said rather shamelessly: "Even I want to marry myself." β
It's impossible to blush, it's impossible to blush in this life.
was ridiculed by him humorously and humorously, and the audience suddenly burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, the most regrettable thing in Ji Shao's life is that he can't kiss his handsome face?"
"Phew, shameless!"
"Husband, I touched your face!"
Even the host's sister couldn't help but laugh: "Among so many players I have interviewed, Ji Shao may not be the most skilled, but he must be the thickest-skinned." β
And Ji Shaoyi: "No, my skills are also very good." β
The live broadcast room suddenly became a sea of yellow.
γοΌοΌοΌ Can you help me see if I'm still pure white? γ
[I suspect you're driving, but I don't have proof!] γ
[Ji Shao: Men can't say no! γ
[Damn, the car wheels are pressing on my face!] γ
Seeing that the scene was about to develop in the direction of not being able to pass the trial, the host immediately braked and changed the topic: "I believe many of us have noticed that Ji Shao and Lang Yu often use all kinds of unpopular weapons in the arena, and no matter what kind of weapons are in your hands, they are very easy to control, have you been specially trained for cold weapons in private?" β
"Nope." Ji Shaoyi shook his head, and his smile gradually became bitter: "Mainly because this is a game of luck, and I am a non-chief, rather than hoping for luck and praying that I will pick up a good gun on the ground, I would rather have something to pick up, after a long run-in, any weapon can be a good gun in my hand." β
Speaking of this, he sighed and said helplessly: "And it's useless for me to pray." β
"You talk nonsense!" Gatlin jumped out and retorted: "It's obviously because every time you ask for the Destiny Circle, you have to change your hair, where does the adult get the hair?" β
"What do you use without hair?" Ji Shaoyi glanced at him: "Do you use love?" β
exchanged a lifetime of singleness for a destiny circle or something, he was reluctant!
"What if it weren't?" Gatlin looked straightforward: "I don't know how many times I have exchanged my marriage for the Circle of Heavenly Destiny, so why do you use Tian Luo's hair every day!" β
Wait for me: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense." β
Gatlin has no intention of marrying and just wants to advance, even if he still wants sweet love.
[Hahaha, Gatling is too real! ] γ
[Shocked! The truth of Ji Shaofei's chief turned out to be that he exchanged his hair for the Destiny Circle every time, but adults didn't have hair at all! γ
[Ahhhh No wonder I've been getting worse and worse hair loss lately! γ
Well, this is Tian Luo, who is innocently lying down when watching a live broadcast.
Seeing that these people were about to fight because of the baldness problem, the host hurriedly took control of the scene and said: "The next question is to ask our Lang Yu to tempt the young lady." β
Once born, the second ripe, the Langjun in the audience began to coax again.
Whistling and shouting, "Wife! Wife! Wife! β
Lang Qiao's face turned completely red in an instant, but the fans in the audience made even more trouble, and even sang "Lang's Temptation" loudly.
"Ah~Lady~"
"Aha~"
βYouwillnotgethurtο½β
The scene was once so lively that it looked like a large-scale jumping scene.
And in the midst of this coaxing singing, Ji Shaoyi lifted Lang Qiao's back collar behind him, and smiled helplessly: "Can you be as reserved as me?" β
"If this is the case, our goddess will be shy."