I only heard the sound of suona getting closer and closer, and I and Fei Wutou all looked behind involuntarily. In the darkness, two bright red lanterns appeared, and behind the lanterns, more than a dozen vague figures were walking towards us step by step.

Some of these figures are blowing suona, some are holding red flags, and a few men in the middle seem to be carrying a red sedan chair. There was a faint low cry from inside the sedan chair.

In the middle of the night, such a welcoming team appeared, even if I and the concubine were headless and well-informed, we couldn't help but be stunned and looked at each other.

Fei Wutou sneered: "Zhang Wuxin, you think you are knowledgeable, and you know everything about yin and yang in the world, do you know what the origin of these people is?" ”

I said without showing weakness: "Lao Tzu knows, but he won't tell you!" How? ”

Don't look at the two of us still bickering, but the idea of fighting in our hearts has invariably faded. If you and I have no head and half a catty against eight taels, if we really fight, no one can help anyone, and the most likely result is that both will lose.

And at the moment, this welcoming team is really weird, and at this time, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no accidents.

Here we blew our beards and stared, but the procession of relatives came closer and closer along the adobe road. At this time, I realized that the welcoming team was all muscular men. They were dressed in red wedding dresses, but they wore a white sash around their waists.

The leading man held the red flag, squinted his eyes, and walked very steadily step by step. And in that sedan chair, I was sure that there was indeed a girl crying quietly.

The man was holding a red flag and quickly walked up to the two of us. He squinted at me and Fei Wutou, and then looked at the two cars blocking the road, and suddenly waved his hand, and the sound of suona blowing immediately stopped.

Then the two men walked forward quickly, and the two of them worked together to push both cars to the side of the road.

From beginning to end, the other party did not say a word.

After pushing away the vehicles blocking the road, the two men returned to the group. The leader's little eyes glanced at the two of us, and he was not in a hurry to leave, and suddenly said, "Are you two here to attend Mr. Cunning's wedding?" ”

Before I could speak, the concubine smiled all over her face and said, "Yes, yes." When I heard that Mr. Cunning was married, I hurried from Beijing. I didn't want to come here late at night, but I got lost, which is really embarrassing. ”

The small-eyed man squinted his eyes and said, "The road to the Cunning King Mountain is complicated, and even in the daytime, it is difficult to find the way up the mountain. Since the gentleman is a distinguished guest of Mr. Cunning, please go up the mountain with us, so as not to have an accident in the mountain late at night. ”

The concubine replied quickly: "So good! It's just that I have to thank you. ”

The small-eyed man nodded slightly: "You're welcome, it's our honor that Mr. can come to Cunning King Mountain." ”

The concubine nodded to the small-eyed man, and then stood directly next to the sedan chair and looked at me triumphantly.

My heart is on fire, this guy wants to use this method to get out?

But what is the origin of that cunning gentleman? It doesn't sound like a decent person, but a bit like a demon.

I sneered in my heart, but my body involuntarily stood on the other side of the sedan chair, and glared at Fei Wutou fiercely, meaning that he didn't want to take this opportunity to run away.

Unexpectedly, the concubine pointed at me and said, "This gentleman, I have been admiring Mr. Cunning for a long time, so I came to attend his old man's wedding. But this guy isn't, are you going to get rid of him? Or just eat it? ”

it! This grandson even learned that the wicked sue first? And you said let this small-eyed man eat me? Does he know where Mr. Cunning comes from?

I involuntarily held the evil suppression stick in my hand, and said in my heart that if you really want to eat me, you will have to tear your face.

Unexpectedly, the small-eyed man glanced at me indifferently, and then said, "Mr. Cunning has ordered, his old man is newly married, and the whole village is young and old, and he is not allowed to eat people for three days." Also, his old man said that anyone who passes by the Cunning King Mountain is a guest and should be treated with courtesy. ”

He said this lightly, but I chuckled in my heart,! Don't eat people for three days? Translated from this, it means that every day except for these three days, the rest of the time is eating people?

Cunning King Mountain, what the hell is this place? Why haven't I heard of it at all?

I glared at Fei Wutou fiercely, and said in my heart that I have this matter in my heart, and I want this bastard to eat me, and we will settle this account later.

I said to the small-eyed man, "In that case, let's bother." Mr. Cunning's wedding, I still have a little bit to look forward to. ”

The small-eyed man said indifferently, "Then let's go!" ”

He gave an order, carried the red flag and continued to walk forward. Behind him, the five big and three rough men played, played and sang, and walked along the road lively.

With this group of people by my side, I and Concubine Wutou naturally can't fight. However, I took this opportunity to get close to Fei Wutou, gritted my teeth and said, "The surname is Fei, I will write down this account for you first, and you still want to encourage them to eat me?" Grandma's, there are a lot of careful thoughts. ”

Fei Wutou sneered: "Zhang Wuxin, if I were you, before I entered the mountain, I would immediately run away, and maybe I could escape with my life, do you know, where did we run to?" ”

I deliberately said, "This is the Cunning King Mountain, don't you really think I don't know?" ”

Fei Wutou sneered again: "Since you know the Cunning King Mountain, don't you know that Mr. Cunning hates the exorcist the most?" Lao Tzu, I am from the headless city, and I have entered the Cunning King Mountain, so naturally I am a distinguished guest who can no longer be honored, but you are an exorcist, and you are also the head of the yin and yang shop. ”

He pouted at the indifferent men, and said, "Who hasn't eaten a few pieces of human flesh?" Some people even disemboweled people alive in order to eat fresh, and ate their hearts, livers, spleens, lungs and kidneys raw! It is said that when they ate human entrails, that person was not dead! ”

It is estimated that Fei Wutou deliberately scared me and wanted me to retreat. But who am I? What winds and waves haven't you seen? The more he said that, the more interested I became.

It's just that he spoke a little louder, and it happened that the two of us were walking on the side of the sedan chair again, but the girl in the sedan chair heard it, and the sobbing sound became heavier and heavier, and finally it turned into a frightened cry.

The small-eyed man, probably annoyed by what he was hearing, suddenly stood up and said in a loud voice, "Madame don't have to cry. Although the villagers of Cunning King Mountain like to eat people, they never eat their own people. You are married to enjoy happiness, and no one dares to touch a single hair of you. ”

He glared at Fei Wutou again, and said: "It was a long time ago to eat living people, after graduating from graduate school, Mr. Cunning returned to the mountain village, and his old man said that eating living people alive is uncivilized and the most unhygienic. Now the popular soup in the mountain village is stewed soup, which is nutritious and tastes good. ”

Graduate school? Civilization?

Your grandma's! If you talk about civilization, how can you still eat people? Still stewed soup? Is the fucking nutrition good? I'm afraid this bastard doesn't treat living people as cattle, sheep and livestock, right?

I listened with anger in my heart, but my face didn't show any emotion. It's just that I have secretly made up my mind in my heart, what kind of place this cunning king mountain is, I must find out.

When the small-eyed man said this, the girl in the sedan chair didn't dare to cry loudly, but lowered her voice and continued to sob. I walked all the way behind the sedan chair, and suddenly became interested in this bride, who is this girl?

Thinking of this, I took two quick steps forward and said to the small-eyed man: "This eldest brother, people's joys, sorrows, and emotions can affect the body the most, and Madame always cries along the way, I'm afraid it's not good for my health." ”

The small-eyed man turned his head coldly and stared at me for four or five seconds, and a cold sweat broke out on my back.

Then I heard him say, "Madame is reluctant to give up her mother's family, so naturally she will be sad and sad, but this emotion will be fine after a while, it doesn't matter." ”

I was secretly vigilant in my heart, but I still smiled and asked, "I don't know where our bride is from?" So blessed. ”

The small-eyed man said expressionlessly: "Yamashita Peng Zhaozhuang, the daughter of Zhao's third family, just turned seventeen years old this year, a sophomore in high school. ”

I'm secretly angry, I'm only seventeen! Sophomores in high school!

From the news from his mouth, I have basically determined that this girl is the child of a serious family nine times out of ten, but for some reason, she actually married a guy who likes to eat people.

And she cried so much, I'm afraid she knew that the person she was going to marry liked to eat people.

Zhang Wuren said that exorcists are the top group of people in human society, and they are a group of people who silently protect human beings from being harmed by evil. If this girl is really an innocent student, then save her no matter what!

The concubine next to me seemed to see my thoughts, and sneered in a low voice: "You exorcists are not good at this, and they always take some responsibility on themselves." You want to save her, don't you? Hehe, don't get yourself trapped! ”

He seems to be in a good mood, and when he thinks about it, when he meets Mr. Cunning to marry, the guests are naturally not a good thing, and the concubine can be said to be the same as them.

And if I chase after the concubine without a head, eighty percent will be attacked by a group. When the time comes, the concubine will easily get the gloomy wooden man and Chu Qiaoqiao, the evil ghost on my body.

It was even possible that he would deliberately tell me something about this girl just to get me in trouble.

I glared at Fei Wutou and said, "Don't talk nonsense!" What is the origin of this cunning gentleman? ”

Fei Wutou laughed: "It turns out that there are still things in the world that you don't know?" But why should I tell you? ”

I said, "You tell me, I don't want your head, how about it?" ”

As soon as he said this, Fei Wutou looked a little furious, and he scolded: "Your uncle! Lao Tzu did lose in your hands, but his head was also cut off! Everyone can testify! ”

I said slowly, "You haven't given me your head yet." As agreed, your head is mine. ”

Fei Wutou rolled his eyes in anger, but when he turned around, he still snorted angrily and said, "Okay! I'll tell you where Mr. Cunning came from, but you are not allowed to ask me for a head again!" ”

I didn't bother to ask for his head, a stinky ugly head, even if it was to give me money, I didn't want it. But naturally I couldn't say this to Concubine Wutou, so I nodded and said impatiently: "Hurry up, tell me everything you know!" What the hell is Mr. Cunning! ”