Chapter 80: A Husband and Wife Quarrel Through the Tang Dynasty
From a distance, Mrs. saw Jin Yuyan hobbling over Zhao Tiangong with her. I saw that Yu Yan's hair was messy and her clothes were torn, so she thought that she must have gone through a fierce battle. At that moment, she hurried out to greet her.
Madame grabbed Yu Yan and looked back and forth, left and right, her eyes were full of concern: "Sister is good, sister is worried about you." β
Yu Yan smiled, turned around lightly, and said playfully: "Sister, I'm fine." No, you see, isn't that good?"
"And say it's okay, look at it, the clothes are torn, it must be a vicious battle, right?"
"Sister......
"Oh, look at it, the chest is broken like this, is this worth it?" she immediately ordered the maid to fetch a new set of clothes, and ordered the housekeeper to detain Zhao Tiangong and wait for Niu Jinda's disposal.
The lady pulled Yu Yan into the tent camp, and while shouting for warmth, she carefully took off her clothes for Yu Yan.
"My sister is really dangerous, her clothes are torn, but her skin is lucky to be intact. You'll have to pay attention next time. Mrs. said, "Listen to my sister's words, don't show your daughter's family, fight and kill, it sounds strange and scary." β
"Sister, I'm going to suffocate if I stay at home. What does Datang's daughter's family usually do?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to learn some piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs?" said the lady with a smile, "If you feel bored, you can go out for a walk, it is better than those who fight and kill." β
"Sister, in order to protect the family and defend the country, my husband is fighting on the battlefield, how can I sit idly by?" Yu Yan made a grimace at his wife and said, "Sister, don't worry, I will learn poetry and songs slowly, you teach me piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I still have to learn to ride horses and archery, and I also have to practice, ah, I'm so busy." β
"Silly sister. Madame smiled, "Have you learned so much?"
"Huh?"
"What's wrong, sister?"
"When did my sister's dirty clothes and pants change?" said Madame, looking up and down in surprise.
"Sister, is this pretty?"
Madame nodded with a smile and said, "I really didn't expect that your China would be better than our Datang." You see, half of the pants are exposed. β
Yu Yan blushed: "Sister, in our place, this is not called obscene pants." Called three, corners. β
"Oh, what a fresh name. Is that really cool?"
"Sister, it's comfortable. Why don't you change it for you later?"
"Refreshed?"
"Sister, how dare my sister lie to you?" Yu Yan said with a hippie smile, "At night, you and your brother are in bed, and it is very convenient to take them off, and it is very innovative." β
"My sister Hugh is not serious. β
Yu Yan stuck out her tongue, alas, if you want to blame, you can only blame her husband, the one who is close to Zhu is red and the one who is close to ink is black, and she slowly began to become oily and slippery.
"My sister is in such a good figure, and she is also handsome, if she can get the emperor's favor......"
"Sister, I don't want it. Yu Yan interrupted her, this kind of suggestion, Madame had already said in her ear more than once.
"With the appearance of my sister, my sister guarantees that as long as you enter the palace, you will be favored by the emperor just around the corner. At that time, not only will your husband be able to soar and prosper, but also enjoy endless wealth and glory. β
"Sister, I don't want it. Yu Yan said, "Sister, I will mention this matter again in the future." In this life and this life, I only love my husband, and I only belong to him. β
"My sister is annoyed, my sister is just teasing you. Madame smiled slightly, and between her eyebrows, she inadvertently revealed a look of disappointment.
There are still five months left before the total lunar eclipse, and these five months still rely on Mrs. and Niu Jinda, in order to dispel her worries, and in order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment, she has to take another path.
Thinking of this, Yu Yan turned around and said, "If I enter the palace, sister, you will be killed." β
"Why did my sister say that?"
"If the emperor finds that the favored woman is not perfect, this is a bully. The sin of deceitfulness is to be killed. β
"My sister Hugh is trying to bluff me. Madame smiled and said, "If my sister has this concern, then she will be more worried." β
"Sister......
"I asked your father-in-law privately, you two have not yet had a round house, and your sister is still complete. β
ββThis big-mouthed, rotten-mouthed Fang Yu, how can I tell her about this! Hmph, let's see how to fix you later!
Yu Yan pursed her lips and smiled, "Sister, don't believe it." Some of him will say no, and some of him will say yes. β
"Is that really the case?"
"Sister, you think, I love him and I see it, so there is no doubt that he is my husband, right?"
"I believe it. β
"He is my husband, I am his wife, the two of them sleep together at night, you don't do anything, will anyone believe you when you say it?"
Madame was slightly stunned and speechless. She shook her head with a wry smile, sighed, and said, "What my sister said is reasonable, but my sister thinks too much." I won't mention it later. β
"You will always be a good sister to me. Yu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, this thought finally suppressed her temporarily.
During the conversation, I heard a noise of people outside the tent. Then, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the applause was thunderous. Niu Jinda led the soldiers to return triumphantly.
"Ma'am!" Niu Jinda laughed and shouted from afar, "I'm back!"
Mrs. stepped forward excitedly to greet her: "Congratulations to my husband on his victorious return." It's hard work, let's go inside and rest. β
"Madam, this battle was fought happily! Killed more than a thousand Tibetan soldiers, I saw Songtsen Gampo fleeing westward with his tail between his legs! Hahaha!"
"The husband is really mighty. β
"Madam, are you and your sister all right?"
Madame briefly recounted what had happened, and Niu Jinda was furious when she heard it: "Come on, bring Zhao Tiangong and his brother up!"
Yu Yan waited left and right, and saw the wounded soldiers, and some of them were missing arms and legs, and they were frightened, but Fang Yu was missing.
What about people? What about Fang Yuren? She became more and more anxious in her heart, grabbed Niu Jinda, shook his arm and said, "What about my father-in-law? What about people? What about others?"
Niu Jinda patted his head and said, "Look at me, I forgot to bring in the virtuous brother." β
- Brought in?!Missing arms and legs, or are they already dead?!
Yu Yan's head "buzzed" loudly.
"No, no, no, it's wrong, please come in. Niu Jinda said with a smile, "This time, the virtuous brother has the greatest credit, I have already written a recital, sent someone to play the emperor overnight, and begged the emperor to commend him." This time, your father-in-law is going to be an official!"
"What about people? I want people, not officials. Yu Yan shook Niu Jinda's arm like a rattle.
"Sister let it go......" Niu Jinda was taken aback, this woman who seemed to be weak and not frightened had so much strength that his two arms were almost falling apart.
He shouted outside the tent: "Brother Xian, Brother Xian, if you don't show up again, my arm will be ruined!"
"Is it that serious?" a familiar voice came from outside the tent.
"Oh! it's my husband!" In a hurry, in her excitement, she no longer cared whether this was modern or Tang Dynasty, and rushed out of the tent.
Mrs. and Niu Jinda looked at each other, and a name formed a big question in the minds of the two: "Husband"?
I saw Fang Yu bowing his head and bending over to bandage the wounds of the wounded soldiers.
"Husband!"
"Huh?" Fang Yu looked up and saw Yu Yan with an angry face.
"Ahh
Yu Yan rushed forward desperately, and shaking her hand was a slap. Fang Yu had already prepared, grabbed her wrist, and grinned: "It turns out that my wife is not happy that her husband came back alive." β
"Let you talk nonsense! If you don't come to me when you come back, it will make people worry terribly. I'm going to punish you. β
Fang Yule smiled: "Okay, punish me when you get into bed." β
"Tell you to be poor again! You big mouth, rotten mouth, look how I beat you!"
The two fought in public. Mrs. saw it in her eyes, was anxious in her heart, and urged Niu Jinda to hurry up.
Niu Jinda smiled, waved his hand and said, "This is a joke, where is the fight." β
Is it a joke? Madam looked at it suspiciously, only to see Yu Yan find a flaw and kick Fang Yu in the chest. Fang Yu staggered back a few steps. Madame was shocked: "Is this a joke?"
"It's not a joke, it's a fight!" Niu Jinda said affirmatively.
"Xianggong, go and stop it. β
Niu Jinda smiled: "I really want to see who loses and who wins." β
In a man's world, a woman will never understand. Madame smiled bitterly and shook her head, looking at the two people in front of her, let's fight, I guess I won't hurt each other.
Fang Yu flicked the dirt on his body and said, "I don't hit women." β
Yu Yan snorted: "It's you who I'm beating!"
Fang Yu beckoned: "Come on, come on, let my brother teach you how much kung fu you have learned." β
Yu Yanliu's eyebrows were upside down, her fists were clenched, her feet moved quickly, and she dodged a few times, Fang Yu's eyes flickered, and her fist had already hit her cheek firmly.
"Smack"!
His face was off, this punch was really her grandmother's, and it was really heavy. Fang Yu suddenly felt a hot pain on the left side of his face.
The corners of Fang Yu's mouth tugged at a faint smile, and he said softly, "Is this all there is to it?"
"Don't you admit your mistake?" Yu Yan glared, looking at his hippie smiling face angrily.
- Admit my mistake? Did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? When I returned victorious, the sword soldier was in pain*, and I just bandaged my wound, is this a mistake? What a joke! Could it be that I didn't look for her when I came back, and she was angry? What a woman's heart, a glass heart.
Fang Yu snorted a haha: "Lady is angry, come, let Xianggong hug her." β
The soldiers snickered. Yu Yanhuo started from his heart, and it was a slap on the right half of his face.
A resounding slap startled Madame and Niu Jinda.
It's not a fight, it's not a joke, it's a fight!
"Do you admit your mistakes?!"
Fang Yu grinned: "I've beaten and scolded, I've scolded and scolded, hug it?"
"Hmph, call your mouth hard!"
Yu Yan suddenly flew up and kicked Fang Yu to the ground heavily in the screams of her wife. He "grunted" and rolled several times, then slowly got up and flicked the dirt off his body.
"Alas, really, so carelessly, I actually slipped and fell. The face is stained. He muttered to himself, turned his back to Yu Yan, wiped it vigorously, and a mouthful of blood couldn't help but overflow from the corner of his mouth, "It's good to wipe it clean, otherwise, you won't be able to kiss your wife." β
"Tell you, you are not allowed to flamm your tongue in the future, what do you look like! Do you think you have done a great job? Reckless man! Do you know what happened? Hmph, just take care of yourself, have you ever thought about me?"
Fang Yu turned around and grinned: "Wife, oh, no, lady! Xianggong is tired, let's rest quickly, shall we?"
Yu Yan glared and kicked him in the chest again. Fang Yu still didn't dodge, this kick was even stronger, kicking Fang Yu's whole person out several meters away.
"My sister is so strong!" Niu Jinda was stunned. I really didn't expect that this woman was simply a strong man.
"How can you talk like that? Madame reproached, "Aren't you going to interrogate Zhao Tiangong and his younger brother? β
"Hehehe, okay! I'll leave it to Madame to take care of the aftermath. Niu Jinda looked at Fang Yu and secretly gave him a thumbs up.
"Scatter it all for me! What is there to see, look at it again, give me training!" Niu Jinda roared, and the soldiers were so frightened that they hurriedly returned to their respective camps.
Fang Yu secretly wiped away the bloodstains, turned around and smiled slightly: "Brother has something to do, I don't have anything to do." β
"Get up!" Yu Yan shouted angrily.
Fang Yu obediently got up from the ground, and before she could stand firmly, she kicked down.
"Get up!"
There was blood at the corner of his mouth, Fang Yu quickly wiped his mouth on the ground, and quickly got up with his mouth full of mud. Before she could straighten her waist, Yu Yan's foot kicked over.
Fang Yu turned his back to her, and suddenly with a jack hammer, his feet seemed to have taken root on the ground, and the whole person was like a mountain standing there, not moving at all.
Yu Yan kicked hard and thrashed hard, and the sound of the real sound made Mrs. tremble when she heard it. She didn't understand what was wrong with her sister and why she was so angry. She wanted to see how the couple from another country quarreled.
Gradually, the thrashing sound turned into a crying sound, Yu Yan hugged Fang Yu from behind, and sobbed faintly: "Do you know how humiliated I was just now? It's all because of your machismo, I almost ......"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry......" Yu Yan wiped her tears, finished venting, and felt much more comfortable. After calming down, she felt that she had just hit too hard.
"Okay, I'm fine. Thank you husband. She stood up and whispered to Fang Yu, who was still standing, "Okay, let's go in." β
Fang Yu walked motionlessly, like a Buddha statue.
"Alright, don't be angry. Who made you my husband?" Yu Yan pulled the corner of his clothes and said angrily, "Let you kiss it at night, it will be your compensation, okay? Don't be angry......"
"Sister, come here!" Niu Jinda suddenly shouted.
"What's the matter?" asked Yu Yan.
"About Zhao Tiangong. β
Yu Yan's heart tightened: Could it be that he couldn't help but say it? This person who killed a thousand knives, if this is the case, I will kill him!
"I'll go over and see what's going on, you come in quickly, it's cold outside. β
Niu Jinda welcomed Yu Yan into the tent camp, pointed at Zhao Tiangong and said: "You have merit in protecting your wife, how to deal with Zhao Tiangong, please decide with my sister." β
"It's good for my brother to decide, do you have to come with my sister?"
"My sister is a great achievement, and this matter is decided by my sister, which is very appropriate. β
"Can my words count?"
"My sister's words are my words. β
Yu Yan thought for a while and said, "His brother was arrested, and when he was forced to do it, he was helpless and can be forgiven." Besides, with the wisdom of the military advisor, it must have been expected that we would send troops in advance. And when I fought with Songtsen Gampo, he did not escape. Therefore, if you want your sister to decide, take care of your injuries, give him some silver taels, and let him go home. β
"My sister has figured it out, so she let him go?"
"Brother, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, besides, he was forced to be helpless, so he made this decision. β
"That's it. Niu Jinda waved his hand and ordered his subordinates to find a doctor to heal.
"Tonight only! Tomorrow, Hugh will let me see you again. β
For Yu Yan's life-saving grace, Zhao Tiangong is grateful. She helped him stand up: "Mr. Zhao, I'll help you go to rest." β
"Thank you, Miss Kim. β
Zhao Tiangong whispered: "Miss Jin, there is a third sentence to remember. Today, the five months are now the moon of blood. β
"You've already said that. β
When the blood moon appeared, he held the black wooden box high above his head and opened it. I don't know what's going to happen, but that's what it says. β
Yu Yan was stunned. This Zhao Tiangong really hid a hand. If you don't intercede for him, I'm afraid it will be difficult to get the third sentence. And this third sentence is the key to open the door of time and space.
"Is there anything else you want to add?" Yu Yan was not at ease, what if there was a fourth sentence?
"That's all, take care, girl. β
After sending Zhao Tiangong away, Yu Yan remembered that there was a Fang Yu outside. When he came out of the tent in a hurry, he saw that the man was gone.
What about people? You won't hide in the dark and cry secretly, right? She smiled wryly and shook her head, it seemed that she had indeed made a heavier attack just now, and it was also a little unreasonable.
Obviously, it is because of his lack of experience in the rivers and lakes, which led to falling into the trap of others, but he is angry with his husband, which is also unfair to him.
She walked into the tent with apologies, and sure enough, Fang Yu was already lying on the bed. Seeing her come in, Fang Yu quickly stuffed a piece of cloth in his hand into the quilt and smiled unnaturally.
"What are you hiding?" Seeing that he was fine, Yu Yan put her mind at ease, "I'm sorry, husband, I poured my anger on you just now." It doesn't matter to you, does it?"
"It's fine. Fang Yu whispered two words.
"Is it really okay?" Yu Yan walked over and kissed him on the forehead, "It's okay." β
"I'm tired. "He spoke in a weak voice.
"I've been playing for most of the night, I'm very tired, you can rest. I'll wash and come. β
When she turned around, Fang Yu picked up the cloth and quietly covered her mouth, and a mouthful of blood immediately gushed out.