After dinner, the gunshots of war movies in my father's room next door never stopped. The golden cloth closed the bedroom door. I took off my glasses and pressed them under the pillow, and lay on the bed tired, and the phone with the battery on was still on the way.

With a hint of luck. Open qq. Gu Yue's avatar was waiting there quietly, motionless. Jin Bu didn't notice the circles spinning on the screen. I don't know what to do now, and I can't sleep now. It's not clear when it started. It has become a habit to meet Gu Yue on mobile phones on weekends.

Jin Bu's typing speed and efficiency are very worrying. Gu Yue's speed was more than twice as fast as that of Jin Bu. Jinbu Pinyin is a perennial problem. In addition to the common tongue of Sichuan people, there is no distinction between flat colors. I can't even tell the difference between one, two, three, or four.

In addition, the body of the golden cloth mobile phone is small, and the number of keys is fixed, and it will only be more, not less. The key design on small mobile phones will inevitably only be more compact, boys' fingers are thick, and Jin Bu also likes to type with his thumb. Therefore, pressing the wrong key is a particularly prone accident, and such hardware will of course cause Jinbu to type slowly.

And that's exactly what happened. That's why when I cleaned up the call log, I pressed the dial button by mistake. Squint at who you're calling, huh. Ancient Moon. Jin Bu immediately sat up. I didn't have time to hang up. The call has been connected. Hurriedly pushed open the bedroom door and ran to the top floor as fast as possible. Take a breather.

"Gu Yue?" There was no answer on the other end of the line.

He took a deep breath and gritted his teeth. Jin Bu used the fastest speed of speech: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have bitten you today, I thought about it for a long time, and at the same time, I also tried to recall many details between us during the day today." The only thing I can think of that makes you unhappy is that I bit you, and I had so much fun today that I played too much. I didn't know how to measure and did something out of the ordinary to you. Of course, I didn't make excuses for myself, if I did something wrong, I did something wrong. I'm really sorry, I promise not to do such a transgressive behavior to you in the future. I know that men and women don't kiss each other. I'm going too far, I'm sorry. I originally thought that you and Xiaoju graduated from the same school, and the same upbringing is likely to have similar values. If you forgive me for being rude today, I will definitely restrain myself in the future. I. I think you. I think you're my best friend. Can this rude act be forgiven? There was silence again.

After more than ten seconds, Gu Yue spoke: "It feels like you're writing a weekly diary." Without pause. Can you be smarter? After saying this, the phone was hung up.

Leaving the golden cloth at a loss. It rained during the day and was windy at night, so it was extremely cold. After listening to Gu Yue's last words, Jin Bu's entire body softened.

Slowly descend the stairs. Back to the room. Shoulders unloaded, fell directly on the bed, feet hung freely on the side of the bed, spread out limbs, the whole person became a non-standard big character. Ask. Sad? Not really. Does it hurt? It doesn't seem to be. I just can't be happy. Regret powerless, unwilling to be discouraged.

Turning around, I planned to put on some favorite songs, so that my mood would be soothed and calmed down, and then I rethought Gu Yue's problem. Open QQ and ask Mushui which Internet café to gather, and the message can't be sent, so I remember that there is no traffic. Turn on the flow, the pupils are dilated, and the mouth is slightly open. Gu Yue's QQ avatar is shaking. Click in, and there is a large pink pig's head in the blue box. Touch your head and keep flipping up.

Number one: I'm home. Team leader, you're going home soon. It's not early.

Article 2: Let's get in the car. There should also be buses.

Article 3: Tell me when the team leader goes home.

Article 4: Have you ever gone home? It's almost 7 o'clock.

Article 5: Are you ignoring me? Pretend not to see.

The rest is all Angry Minions and Pink Porco.

Jin Bu typed with one hand from sadness to joy: It turns out that you are not angry for a long time.

Gu Yue: Of course I'm angry. You have been angry and not angry, and you have become angry if you were not angry.

Jinbu: That's not angry, don't cry nose. Hee-hee.

Gu Yue: You still mentioned it, you're very angry now, why are you ignoring me now? I don't know what a girl should do when a boy is angry?

Kimbu: Ah, I just looked at my phone. Then I'll disappear on my own early today.

Gu Yue: Did you say that you were deliberately angry with me, don't talk to me when you disappear.

Jinbu: It's not like this on TV, the girls who give birth are all sharp and say to the boys. Get out of here, you get out of here. Then the boy went out and cried alone in the room. Jin Bu typed with both hands, trying to keep up with Gu Yue's news speed.

Gu Yue: In the TV series, it was also said that jumping off a cliff can get martial arts cheats, team leader, you can also try it, and if someone bullies you in the future, you will help me.

Jinbu: No, I only have one child in my family, and if I am gone, our family will be gone.

Gu Yue: Then you learn from TV.

Kimbu: So what should I do, I don't know what to do.

Gu Yue: If a girl is angry, let the girl not be angry.

Kimbu: Then how can you not be angry? I'll try to keep you from getting angry.

Gu Yue: I think you're trying to make me angry. Why are you so anxious? Gu Yue tossed and turned in the quilt, and was amused by Jin Bu's words and kept giggling. made Gu Yue hold her forehead and reply to the message.

Jinbu: You don't want to think about how you usually do when you ask me questions. It's also asked in such detail, do I dislike you for being stupid? And now I'm trying to keep you from getting angry at school. grievance

Gu Yue: Team leader, can't you coax me?

Kimbu: I, I don't, I don't have a sister. I haven't learned how to coax girls.

Gu Yue: Ahhh Crazy. Then you think for yourself, think it clearly before you come to me. Otherwise, I won't get back to you.

On the golden cloth screen, there is a large pink pig's head, followed by the pink pig team followed by a phalanx of bright red angry faces. How to coax Gu Yue and make Gu Yue happy. Kim Bu is really not lying.

When he was a child, Jin Bu was short and fat. This kind of child is the most likely to be bullied by girls. In the past, it was all girls who bullied Jinbu. How can there be conditions for Jin Bu to practice coaxing girls.

I had to search for the term on the browser on my phone: make girls happy. A big circle on the jump interface keeps turning in circles, and it's hard to select entries, and it's a circle when you click in. I really want to love Gu Yue's mobile phone. When Jin Bu used Gu Yue's mobile phone to read the novels serialized on the Internet at night, he didn't need to wait much, and he entered the page at once.

Well, fiction, right. Since Mr. Zhu has said that many literary works such as novels and essays are based on life and then processed on them. Isn't that also the reverse way for life? As soon as he thought of this, Jin Bu sighed that he was clever and clever. Lift the thick two-layer quilt. The temperature in the bedroom is warmer than the roof. The wind that blew into the house was no longer so biting, and he ran to the low table to rummage through the Youth Digest. By the way, I took it out and sent it out before. It's not touched at all, it's still brand new. When looking for information, it is also necessary to record the methods of collection.

Sister Hong, an extracurricular magazine like Youth Digest, made it clear that she would not confiscate it, and Sister Hong's explanation was that the novel would tempt people to keep watching the plot behind. Affect students' attention to learning. A magazine article can be read in a few minutes. It is very suitable as a leisure reading material outside of class.

Of course, Sister Hong knows that every issue of the magazine will publish two short stories set on campus. Of course, the classmates will also pass it on to each other. Because of this, Jin Bu was willing to spend 5 yuan on a roadside stall outside the school for two books. Occasionally, when he's lucky, he can come across a collection book from a year ago, and he didn't understand it until later. Such cheap books turned out to be the product of piracy.

Since there is a short story about the campus. Then you can always learn some ways to make girls happy in it. Of course, it is impossible to let go of the content on the Internet. When the browser loads the page, Jin Bu is flipping through previous issues of Youth Digest magazine.

Jin Buben is a big fan of novels, so it's purely about the speed of reading. The golden cloth will be much faster than the ancient moon. Eyes are quick to move. Jin Bu is sure to account for eye diseases, this is not to say that Jin Bu has eye problems, if myopia is also a disease, it should not be above.

In fact, Jin Bu's handwriting speed can barely be called fast. This requires not making writing requirements. Jin Bu can write a 600-word essay by hand in about 20 minutes, this is Jin Bu's stunt, Jin Bu has a famous incident in Dongcheng, Taishan collapsed in front of him and his face did not change, Monday's morning self-study is still as usual as before, but that day Mr. Zhu stood in front of Jin Bu and has been accompanying Jin Bu to make up the weekly diary.

After eating the tonic Jin Bu, he did not panic, and his demeanor was elegant, and he put pen to paper under Mr. Zhu's eyes, 600 words in one breath, all in one go. What the most talked about by the classmates was that after writing it, Jin Bu handed the weekly notebook directly to Mr. Zhu, and the surrounding students could guess it. Jin Bu appeared in Teacher Zhu's office after class.

When he returned to the dormitory that night, Mu Shui gossiped and asked Mr. Zhu what punishment he had given to Jin Bu, and Jin Bu calmly replied that Mr. Zhu was just memorizing the texts that he was required to memorize in the morning self-study, and Mr. Zhu was not able to lower the punishment under the pressure of memorizing it.

Flipping through a lot of articles, Jin Bu's mind has a rough sense of direction.

First: Boys have to behave well. It's a pity that this can't be done now, Gu Yue is not by his side, even if Gu Yue is next to him, Jin Bu can't let go of his face.

Second: Pay attention to the tone of the chat and use the chat skills skillfully. For example, when chatting with girls. It's a good idea to add some modal words at the end of each sentence to agree with the other person's point of view before expressing a different opinion, and then slowly state your own opinion. Gu Yue ignored the golden cloth, useless.

Third: Do something romantic. For example, write a letter that reveals your true feelings, practice the words well, and you can clip some carefully selected objects in the letter: such as the first fallen leaves after autumn. Or a photo: the first bud at the beginning of spring, or a cute little stick figure. Choose beautiful stationery and affix beautiful stamps.

Or take an unfamiliar bus to the terminal and back again...... Seize the time to go back and forth, take advantage of the small number of people on the shuttle, sit in the back row and chat quietly, listen to the songs specially prepared for each other, and watch the scenery along the way. Until evening. Then treat the girl to a big meal of her choice.