Chapter 1: An Unexpected Visitor
Looking at the newspaper in my hand, the most conspicuous page in the middle was the photo of the living dead rushing towards us taken by Lin Qiaoer, I thought of Fengyang's experience, and couldn't help but sigh.
A large number of photos we took were made into a series of news by the newspaper, and the latest events were updated every day, and according to the trajectory we experienced at that time, it attracted a large number of readers at once, and this newspaper in my hand is the latest headline of the third issue.
I really didn't expect these bastards to have such good business acumen, so that they can not only make a lot of money with this series of photos, but also become famous and famous in one fell swoop. No wonder those misers actually offered us a bonus of 500,000 yuan in one go, so we have suffered a lot of losses.
"Hey, damn it, I still don't have the face of the Taoist master, bad reviews, bad reviews."
The Taoist priest also held a newspaper in his hand, this guy has been served by me recently, his face is ruddy, and he is obviously fat.
Seeing the look of indignation on this guy's face, I said to him: "Damn, why do you have to show your face, this is a publication that reports unnatural phenomena, if your face appears on it, it only means that you are no longer human!" ”
Hearing me say this, he was obviously stunned for a moment: "Huh? Lao Tzu thought that appearing in this newspaper would be a fucking star, I damn it, feelings are like this, bah, it's really fucking unlucky. ”
As he spoke, he shoved the newspaper into the trash.
"By the way, reporter, which restaurant are we going to today? Not to mention, this place deserves to be the capital of food, Dao Ye has been eating here for so many days, and there has never been a duplicate one, Dao Ye will be old in the future, and he must settle here. ”
"Damn, you really take me as your meal ticket, Lao Tzu's money is not blown by the wind, you eat big fish, big meat, mountains and delicacies every day, Lao Tzu has no money! Today, I don't want to go anywhere, just at home, eat noodles. ”
The Taoist priest sighed, and immediately wilted: "It is said that Miao Jiang people are bold and hospitable, fart, you guy is not cool at all, isn't it just a few meals of yours, it's really fucking stingy." ”
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We were bickering when the doorbell rang. I was stunned, and said in my heart that the people I know here don't know that I live here, is it looking for Lin Qiao'er?
When the door opened, I found that the person standing at the door was the deputy editor-in-chief who facilitated our trip to Fengyang. I didn't expect it to be him who knocked on the door, and my face immediately sank: "It's Yang Bian!" Why did you deign to come here? ”
He heard the ridicule in my words, and he was not angry, wiped the sweat on his bald head, and smiled on his fat face full of oil: "Xiao Zhang, you are now a celebrity in the newspaper, what happened before was that I was wrong, I apologize to you, hehe, don't take it to heart." ”
I glanced at him, and said to myself that the dead fat pig would really see the wind and rudder, but I still hated him exceedingly. It's not because he abused his power to rectify me, but because this guy has always had ulterior motives for Lin Qiaoer. His mother's dead fat pig is almost fifty years old, and he is still a family person, and he also wants to use his position to unspoken rules Lin Qiaoer, which I can't bear, and I actually did it on purpose to splash tea on his head last time, because this guy happened to harass Lin Qiaoer at the time.
Seeing that I didn't mean to let him in, Yang Fatzi was suddenly a little embarrassed, pointed to a few people behind him and said: "These are comrades from relevant state departments, I want to learn some information from you, I hope Xiao Zhang can cooperate." As he spoke, he glanced around the room, meaning to let them go in first.
I noticed three people standing not far behind him, two of them wearing a tunic and sunglasses, and one of them was a public safety expert in uniform. My heart tightened, and my heart said no, could it be that the matter of us swallowing Fengyang gold nuggets was discovered, and these people with 'relevant departments' came to arrest us?
The legs suddenly became weak, and the Taoist priest also came up at this time: "Who! As soon as he walked to the door, he immediately saw a few people outside the door, and immediately shouted: "Mom, it's not good, it's been discovered!" ”
As he spoke, he turned around and ran, and I cursed in my heart, and said in my heart, shit, didn't you tell people that we had a problem? But it wasn't time to think about it at this point, because I had already seen uniformed public safety experts rushing towards us with their eyebrows twisted.
Run! I exclaimed in my heart, and hurriedly turned around to run, but before my foot could take a step, my shoulder was immediately buckled. As soon as I squeezed the hand that was on my shoulder, I suddenly felt a soreness, and my whole body seemed to be electrocuted, and I immediately went limp, and at the same time, the police officer also stepped over me and rushed into the house, apparently going for the Taoist priest.
I wailed in my heart, my heart was finished, and my mind was racing to think about what kind of crime is the possession of illegal assets, and how many years can I be sentenced? At this moment, I saw the man in sunglasses wearing a mask who was clasping my shoulders took off his sunglasses and mask, revealing a smiling Chinese face.
I was stunned for a moment, and said in my heart why this person is so familiar, and after a closer look, I immediately sighed: "Third uncle, it's third uncle, damn it, why are you here?" ”
As soon as I asked, he had already helped me up with a smile, and looking at his face, which was already a little unfamiliar, I suddenly had a feeling of unreality.
My father has three brothers, the second in the family, and among the four brothers, my uncle opened a tourism company, stayed in his hometown to develop the tourism industry, and took care of my grandmother; My dad moved out more than a decade ago to teach in a small county town; The third uncle heard that he entered the state agency and became a public official, and the fourth uncle inherited my grandfather's field and stayed in his hometown to farm.
Among several people, the third uncle is the most mysterious, and he can only meet during the New Year's holidays, but when I was young, the third uncle loved me the most, and every time I went back to my hometown, he would bring me a lot of snacks and toys, and he gave the most New Year's money, so I had a good relationship with him. But since I went to college, I haven't seen him very often, and I didn't expect to meet him in this way here.
"Xiaoyi, tell me honestly, what bad things did you do, and we will run away when we see us like this?" The third uncle asked me with a smile, I looked embarrassed, and just wanted to explain, I heard a scream from inside the house.
I said in my heart that it's not good, the Taoist priest shouldn't have an accident, right? Thinking about it, I hurriedly rushed in, and saw that the public safety expert was being pressed to the ground by the Taoist priest and rubbed, and he was the one who screamed in pain.
I then remembered the skills shown by the Taoist priest in Fengyang, and suddenly sighed, and said in my heart how I forgot this stubble, and hurriedly asked the Taoist priest to let go.