Chapter 51: Dalang, it's time to take medicine
Lang Qiao watched him act indifferently, and at the end he didn't forget to complain: "When you say this, can you hold back and stop laughing?" ”
Ji Shaoyi: "Hahahaha...... I'm not...... Is sorrow and joy? ”
Lang Qiao: "......" God is fucking miserable.
After judging, this guy's language was probably taught by the physical education teacher.
She rolled her eyes silently and interrupted the rescue by crawling to the side as he reached out to help her.
"Don't move." Ji Shaoyi snorted coldly and chased after him very good-naturedly.
The poison brush was getting more and more painful on his body, and his blood volume was not healthy.
They have run out of ammunition and food, there is no medicine, and the circle is still far away, and it is estimated that none of them will survive if they continue to consume it like this.
Lang Qiao's whole person was already lying down and dead, "Don't save it, you can drive away by yourself." ”
Ji Shao didn't move at all, and even asked her rhetorically: "Master, do I look like someone who will abandon his wife and children?" ”
Lang Qiao: What the hell is "......" abandoning his wife and children?
This person probably didn't even pass the language, right?
"If you want to get out, you'll get out, where is all this nonsense?" Lang Qiao is on fire.
"I won't." Ji Shaoyi not only forcibly pulled her up, but also threw the last medical kit he had taken out of the pile of dead people to her, and said solemnly: "A real man should not abandon or give up." ”
Lang Qiao: "...... "Do you think I pay attention to you?"
"I'll say it again, get out of the way with your medicine." Due to the lack of timely drug use, she fell to the ground again the moment she was pulled up.
Ji Shaoyi continued to pull without giving up, and at the same time persuaded her bitterly: "Da Lang, it's time to take medicine." ”
Lang Qiao: "...... fuck off."
For the sake of his repeated insistence, she finally gave in.
He doesn't care about the ranking, so she has nothing to worry about, it's a big deal for everyone to die together.
After being pulled up again, Lang Qiao quickly took the medicine, and the two drove the car, evading the pursuit of the bombing area while running the poison.
Ji Shaoyi has not been vaccinated because he has been in the poison for a while, and his blood volume is in danger.
He pressed the Shift key all the way and drove the car until the exhaust pipe was on fire, but he still couldn't resist the invasion of the drug ring, and fell out of the car while stuck in the circle.
The jeep slid forward for a long distance by inertia, successfully sending Lang Qiao into safety.
But without Ji Shaoyi, what's the point of her entering the circle alone?
Thinking like this, Lang Qiao couldn't help but feel sad, and subconsciously called: "Erni? ”
"I ...... I'm here ......" Ji Shaoyi coughed twice pretending to be weak, and his life was about to be gone, and he had to have a play before he died: "Brother Lang, don't feel sorry for me, after I die, there will be better people to love you for me~"
As soon as Lang Qiao turned around, he saw that he crawled in from the poison with a strong desire to survive, and instantly became indifferent: "Oh, that's fine." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" ruthless dog woman, didn't you say that when you called me Erni affectionately just now!
He crawled all the way to Lang Qiao and asked her bitterly: "Anyway, I did my best to send you into the circle, aren't you moved by a hundred million points in your heart?" ”
"If this plot is made into a movie, it will be a proper war youth romance movie!" The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more he felt yearning.
If this film makes him a director, he will definitely arrange this scene as a warming point for the relationship between the hero and heroine!
The heroine was moved by the hero's chivalrous spirit of sacrificing himself, so much so that a crack quietly opened in the reinforced concrete heart, and the crack became bigger and bigger, and finally became the way for the hero to enter her heart......
Before he could finish his imagination, Lang Qiao interrupted him without hesitation: "Forget about romance movies." ”
She crouched down, pressed the rescue button and said, "I just feel like the animal world." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "??? "What is the strange Dency in the animal world?
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As if in retaliation for his mockery of her name just now, Lang Qiao also chanted a poem in a crepe manner: "The sheep has the grace of kneeling and breastfeeding, and the crow has the righteousness of feeding." ”
"What do you mean?" The more Ji Shaoyi listened, the more confused he felt.
Lang Qiao stood up and said with an unfathomable expression: "Everything you did just now is just to repay the favor." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”
Okay, he got it.
"Lao Tzu treats you as a brother, but you want to be my father?"
Lang Qiao smiled coldly, "What about that?" ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" I was autistic.
I can't move, I can't move.
The Straight Woman of Steel is really scary.
Although the two of them desperately entered the circle, the amount of blood was more than the other, and any passer-by came to shoot them with two shots, and the two of them could die on the spot.
So after helping Ji Shaoyi up, Lang Qiao only had one thought left in his heart: kill people and lick the bag.
So, before Ji Shaoyi could recover from his autism, he saw Lang Qiao quickly find a stone as a cover, set up a gun in the distance, and said without looking back: "You don't move there first, I'll help you grab a few bottles of medicine." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......", how did the old father teach his son-like tone?
Why did you start getting into character?
As soon as he was about to open his mouth to complain, he saw Lang Qiao open his scope and aim in one go, and after a 'bang', there was one more dead unknown person in this land.
[Lang の temptation to use Kar98k headshot to kill is Duan Yi's most precious Erha]
Then Lang Qiao marked a dot on the map, and said while pulling the bolt of the gun: "Go lick the bag, I'll help you set up the gun." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" AWSL, Dad take me!
After this wave of bag licking, Ji Shaoyi and Lang Qiao became rich again.
These two people did not hesitate to face the pressure at the airport, and after taking enough medicine in the finals, they naturally operated one by one wolf, and finally succeeded in winning the first place.
[Good luck, eat chicken tonight!] 】
Looking at the golden words that popped up on the screen, Lang Qiao threw the mouse, and there was only one word in his heart: cool!
It's not that she hasn't matched with highly skilled teammates, but there is only one Ji Shao who can cooperate so tacitly.
Ji Shaoyi hasn't been lying down so comfortably for a long time, whether it was a double row with Tian Luo or a random match with passers-by, he was always the only one who took others to lie down.
Unexpectedly, for the first time in his life, he was taken by a Lori who couldn't necessarily hit his knee when he jumped up.
Ji Shaoyi collapsed in the gaming chair like a dead dog, and he still had mixed feelings for a while.
He touched his phone and sent a message to Lang Qiao.
[Lack of Heart Eyes: Drop~ Your free experience card has expired, please press 1 to terminate the experience, and press 2 to pay for the experience. 】
Lang Qiao glanced at his current image for fear that he would have a needle eye, so he chose to be ugly without hesitation.
[Steel concrete: 11111.] 】。
Ji Shaoyi in front of the screen smiled slyly, and changed his pink and tender soft girl suit back in front of her.