Chapter 210: Sister Swap - Secret Song
Qiu Lizi rubbed his somewhat numb scalp and tried to get something out of the storage ring, but he found that he couldn't use his divine sense at all.
This is sad, not only can I not use cultivation, but I also can't take out the necessities of life.
It's dark, where do you stay at night? Do you want to sleep on the streets?
Although he felt that what he was experiencing now was an illusion, the sins suffered by the master and apprentice were real.
At night, the picture of several masters and apprentices huddled on a street corner for the night is unimaginable.
In his memory, the kind of people who huddled on street corners for the night were like ants, and it was better to die early than to be reborn.
But now it seems that he is about to become an ant, although this is just an illusion, but it still makes him unacceptable.
In the end, where is the breakthrough in the illusion of the fox immortal monarch?
How can we get rid of this embarrassing situation and have a duel with the fox fairy monarch again.
Qiu Lizi closed his eyes, endured the pain in his body, and recalled the process of his fight with Fox Immortal Jun, the more he thought about it, the more difficult it was to calm down.
The dignified golden immortal actually caught the way of a fox spirit, and he would definitely be laughed out of his teeth when he said it.
Qiu Lizi has been entangled, pondering, and gradually ignoring the little apprentice who was pulling the flatbed car bitterly.
Tao Mihua's face was flushed, and the palms of his hands were blistered, and he finally pulled Qiu Lizi out of the downtown area.
At a three-way intersection, Tao Mihua couldn't pull it anymore, and couldn't control her crying again.
She felt like she had endured it to the limit.
"Master, I'm so tired and hungry, I can't stand it, woo woo woo!"
Qiu Lizi got up with difficulty, and found out in hindsight that he seemed to have accidentally let his heart tip and dragged him for several miles.
A child who is only ten years old will definitely get tired.
Thinking of this, Qiu Lizi ignored the stench lingering between his noses, and said softly: "Then you come and lie down for a while, and let your senior sister pull it." ”
"Oh!" Tao Mihua threw away the handrail of the flatbed truck with a snap.
Then the flatbed truck was upturned, and then the seriously injured Qiu Lizi fell to the ground.
Qiu Lizi: ....
Bai Chen: ..... Wowhaha, that's called a cool.
Qiu Lizi snorted in pain, but he couldn't hold back, and reprimanded: "When you put the handrail, why don't you say it, you know that your teacher is injured!" ”
Since Tao Mihua was mastered, he has always been afraid of melting in his mouth, and he is afraid of being heavy in his hand.
Tao Mihua, who was very aggrieved in his heart, couldn't hold back anymore and began to cry.
Once again, she sensed that Master disliked her.
Qiu Lizi was completely speechless, lying on the ground and sulking for a while, and then looked at Bai Chen, "Help the teacher up first." ”
"Ahh Master, don't you hate it when your disciples touch your body?
Let's let the little sister help you. Bai Chen waved his hand, and he didn't mean to help at all.
Qiu Lizi: ... How do you feel, as long as the words that come out of the mouth of the big apprentice, they are particularly ugly and obscene!
"When did I not like you touching? Hurry up! Qiu Lizi actually went on to say something like this.
"Ahem, ahem!" Bai Chen choked directly, feeling that Qiu Lizi's words were particularly obscene, but even if he had already expressed his position, he still wouldn't help him, and he also had to be self-respecting.
Therefore, he pointed the finger at Tao Mihua, who was still crying.
"Senior sister, hurry up and help Master." Bai Chen had a cold face and scolded: "Every day, I only know how to eat and eat, useless things."
The whip of the demon beast has been eaten by you, and you still have this little strength. ”
Tao Mihua: ... She forgot to even cry, and was hit again.
It turns out that Gangmen who eat demon beasts is not the most disgusting.
Of course she knew what the whip of the demon beast was, but that thing was actually eaten by her.
It's even more disgusting, okay!
Tao Mihua didn't hold back his vomit again.
Qiu Lizi also stared at his eldest apprentice with shocked, cold eyes.
When he inspects the barbecue, he only checks whether it is poisonous and pays attention to which part of the animal.
It turned out that the big apprentice, who seemed to be obedient, actually cleaned up his own sister in this way.
Those parts of the demon beast are all dry things.
No wonder Hua'er was covered with pimples after eating, so it was.
For this matter, he also thought of a lot of ways to get rid of her pimples.
But then the problem came again, and Hua'er began to fart one after another, and then began to have diarrhea, squatting somewhere in the jungle for most of the day to poop.
The more Qiu Lizi thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and the tip of her heart was actually made into such a virtuous act by her.
However, in Qiu Lizi's opinion, the eldest apprentice would do this, he must be jealous of his junior sister's favor, and he only thought that after returning to the sect, he must be locked up by the eldest apprentice.
I didn't think of a deeper level, and I didn't realize that the big apprentice had already secretly communicated with Fox Immortal Jun.
After Qiu Lizi rested for a while, he had to grab the wheels and get up, and then collapsed on the flatbed.
But then, the feeling of collapse hit Qiu Lizi's whole body again.
Because he also seemed to be hungry and couldn't practice, he had to eat to replenish his energy.
Qiu Lizi, who had not eaten food for more than 10,000 years, could not accept the fact that he was hungry.
Even though he was already hungry, he still rejected food.
In his opinion, food will become impurities and toxins in the body, which will affect his cultivation.
But Hua'er can't go hungry, it's time for her to grow her body.
What can I do? Qiu Lizi called Bai Chen again, "You, go find something to eat." ”
Looking for something to eat, of course Bai Chen would not shirk it, and quickly agreed very respectfully, "Yes, Master, you wait, I'll go back to the street to see if I can find something to eat." ”
It's almost the same as eating, Bai Chen said in his heart, they won't be hungry, and some people give them something to eat.
It's just that you have to pay a price.
Qiu Lizi nodded, "Go, go and come back quickly." ”
"Yes, Master."
Bai Chen got the order, turned around and left, and returned to the street again, looking east and west, and finally saw the middle-aged aunt with a business card on the corner of the street.
She seemed to be looking for someone, and she was followed by a few powerful men who should be her helpers.
"Auntie!" Bai Chen shouted.
"Huh!" The middle-aged aunt looked at Bai Chen, her eyes lit up, and she greeted her very warmly, "Sister, where are you going?" "I'm so happy, oops, I've finally found it, wahaha.
That beautiful man with fine skin and tender meat! If he enters the clubhouse, he will definitely make a lot of money for the clubhouse.
And when Bai Chen saw the middle-aged aunt, he was also surprised, like a stupid girl, as if he had found a life-saving straw, he ran over and grabbed the middle-aged aunt's hand.
"Auntie, I took my younger brothers and sisters out of the house, but I was cheated out of all my money, and now I have to beg for a living, you have pity on me, give me some food money, my sister is dying of hunger."
The middle-aged aunt's eyes rolled, and her face was sympathetic, "Sister, where are your brother and sister now?" ”
Bai Chen pointed to Qiu Lizi and the direction they were staying in now, "It's over there for ten miles." ”
The middle-aged aunt hid the ecstasy in her heart, and looked warm-hearted, "Hey, what a poor child."
You just look too ugly, if you look good, I will introduce you to be a young lady, and earn more than 100,000 yuan a month. ”
"A month! Hundreds of thousands? I've never seen that much money since I was a child. Bai Chen was surprised.
The middle-aged aunt was disdainful in her heart, and looked at Bai Chen, who looked like crooked melons and cracked dates, and said, "Your younger brother was born so good-looking, why did you look like this?" ”
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