He was pleasantly surprised at first, and almost subconsciously blurted out: "Little brother, you are finally willing to open the microphone......"

Immediately afterwards, he made a '' sound, and even forgot about pretentiousness: "How do you know that I turned on the voice changer?" Do you know that my name is Ji Shaoyi? ”

In the end, he seemed to have seen a ghost, and after facing the computer screen for a long time, he said: "You are actually a woman?" ”

Lang Qiao sneered twice, and his cold voice sounded particularly sarcastic: "What do you say? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "...... "I said that I have no face to live, do you believe it?"

If embarrassment could kill someone, he would have been embarrassed as a corpse by now.

Quietly is the parting sheng flute, and silence is the current Ji Shao.

For a long time in the future, Ji Shaoyi was as quiet as a chicken, silently digesting the explosive information that was smashed in his face.

The temptation of Lang の, who is regarded as a steel fierce 1 by the majority of alumni, is actually a girl? And he was actually defeated by a girl? Still chasing people again and again to sell cute? It's over and you're recognized on the spot?

Wait a minute! Why was he recognized? Didn't he turn on the voice changer?

With this question, Ji Shaoyi silently returned to the desktop, clicked on his voice changer interface, and saw ...... Lori Yin he chose to choose, but he didn't press the certainty, rounding up means that he didn't open it at all.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" I was autistic.

Just ask,Is it more shameful for you to be coquettish and cute to girls in the game?

Of course, I forgot to turn on the voice changer when I was coquettish and cute, and I was stripped of my vest by my sister on the spot.

No wonder he was shot to death by her yesterday, no wonder she scolded him for being a pervert......

Ji Shaoyi thought about his pretentious performance in the past two days, and was so ashamed that he wanted to quit the game on the spot and then block and delete the number of a dragon, and never see this game again!

He can't get mixed up!

Ji Shaoyi fell on the computer desk one by one, regretting that he hugged the head case that had been kicked by the donkey and knocked it on the table several times one after another, and he couldn't wait to grab the ground with his head.

Lang Qiao's ears had just been cleared for a while, when he heard a muffled sound of 'bang, bang, bang' from the headset, and wondered, "Are you kowtowing?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "What the hell is kowtow?

"Because you don't have the money to buy a voice changer, you accidentally forced my ears to me?"

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "What the hell is the description of a strong girl's dry ears? Young Master Ben's voice is so ugly?

Lang Qiao sighed and said in a rather magnanimous tone: "Don't knock, I won't forgive you." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Young Master Ben needs your forgiveness? After spending so much time for free, Jiao still confiscated your ticket money, okay?

Ji Shaoyi was so angry with her, thinking that he had never suffered this kind of grievance since he was a child and grew up eating men and women for so many years!

was so angry with her, Ji Shaoyi's sense of shame when his vest fell was instantly diluted, and his mind was full of: Don't you think my strong daughter your ears? Young master, I really confirmed this crime today!

Angry, he immediately turned on the voice changer and chose the most sinister Lori voice in the audience, and this time he didn't forget to make sure.

Immediately afterwards, a Lolita voice came out of Lang Qiao's headphones: "I'm sorry, young lady, I turned on the wrong voice changer just now, now let's do it again~"

Lang Qiao was sniping at a high place, and his hands shook when he was frightened by this sudden sound, and he shot directly off.

She retracted into the bunker and exchanged bullets, and her cold voice did not rise or fall in the slightest: "Get out, dead pervert." ”

"Miss Bang, you're doing well, our voice changer company will rush to the performance at the end of the month, and if the promotion volume is not enough, it will be sent to the Northeast to sell ginseng by our president, you can beat me and scold me and let me sing and dance, just don't drive me away, the wind is so strong there, I will be very scared~" Ji Shaoyi was addicted to drama for a while, and even sold the character of a girl who had lost his footing.

He expected that Lang Qiao would ignore him, so he dared to stand any flag, and he didn't believe that she really let him perform live.

Wouldn't it be better to do this kind of thing to a girl who has lost his footing?

And Lang Qiao, the beast, really nodded: "Then let's have a striptease." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "No, why don't you play according to the routine?

Lang Qiao not only did not play cards according to the routine, but also squatted on the hillside with a gun aimed at his head, and his clear voice was particularly ruthless: "If you can't do it, shut up, otherwise you will be killed with one shot." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" hate, why are you so fierce.

He opened his mouth, but finally closed his mouth silently, obediently following her to watch her various shows.

The more I looked at him, the more I felt that I didn't lose that shot, although this irascible old brother spoke a little angry, but he didn't have to say anything about the operation.

It was he who didn't want to gamble and lose, and he came to bother her with self-righteousness......

After Ji Shaoyi's willfulness, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he couldn't go, and he thought that it would be better to apologize for this and ask her to meet her in the challenge next weekend, right?

As soon as he was about to speak, he saw the person in front of him suddenly stop, turned his head and asked him, "Do you feel that something is wrong?" ”

"What?"

Lang Qiao: "This one I landed with a broken pistol, I was shot in the head halfway, I ran poison and overturned the car once, I could hardly grab the airdrop, the bombing area seemed to be opened for me, and now I also encountered a diagonal circle of heaven." ”

Ji Shaoyi not only didn't have the slightest pressure in his heart, but also raised his eyebrows and asked her: "So what?" ”

So in the next second, Lang Qiao threw a Molotov cocktail over, asking for his dog's life, licking the bag while leaving a sentence: "I suspect that you are a non-chief, and I have evidence." ”

Then she changed into Ji Shaoyi's fan, and marched towards the finals with high spirits, and said "relieved" to him in her mouth: "Don't worry, I will live well with your relics, and you can rest in peace under Jiuquan." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" I don't blink my eyes to death, I want to know.

As if to confirm her conjecture, after killing Ji Shaoyi and sacrificing to the sky, Lang Qiao brushed one by one in the next few circles, and finally succeeded in eating chicken.

[Good luck, eat chicken tonight!] 】

Looking at the dazzling big words that popped up on the screen, Ji Shaoyi shed tears of remorse.

He wanted to apologize because he was kicked in the head by a donkey, right? He was drowned in dung to want to smile and enmity with her, right?

Is it okay that this ruthless dog woman has no heart at all?

Today's murder and pickpocketing revenge, he wrote it down!

Some people took out "Handsome Self-Cultivation" while playing the game, and began to hold grudges today.

Tian Luo, who silently witnessed the whole process of his overturning, looked blank, but in order to have a companion when he went to the toilet in the future, he still pretended to pat Ji Shaoyi's shoulder sympathetically, and comforted him very heartily: "Boss, there is a kind of love called letting go." ”