Chapter 247: Female writer Ye Yu in the new year
Gu Congxin no longer had the momentum he had when he first started to fight the pot, and the dog moved to the side of the car in a daze, trembling and carrying a pot before turning his head and running.
I'm afraid that I will be affected by the sudden explosion of the three jumpers.
The big guy was very calm and relaxed even in this life-and-death situation, he walked slowly to the three jumpers, and did not forget to scare her while knocking on the car: "The car is blowing up, run." ”
Gu Congxin subconsciously wanted to run, but before she could take two steps, she heard two 'bangs' behind her, and then a string of glittering words popped up on her computer screen.
[Good luck, eat chicken tonight!] 】
Gu Congxin: "......"
If she heard it right, the big guy just knocked twice?
She was the one who should have been killed by the car.
After staring at the checkout page in a daze for a while, Gu Cong grabbed his hair irritably, and scolded in a low voice.
was so caught off guard by him, she regretted not adding him as a friend.
It's all to blame for her licking the box in the game and licking it too happily, and she didn't want to see what the big guy's ID was called through the public screen.
After a moment of frustration, she silently returned to her room and opened another four rows.
And comforted himself silently in his heart: There are so many little brothers with good voices, and he is not one of them.
If it's really fateful, maybe you can still meet it.
Just as she was thinking, the game was matched.
As soon as Gu Congxin entered the quality square, she was blinded by the out-of-print windbreaker of a macho man, and she was so excited that she forgot the grief of missing the big guy's friend on the spot, and circled around the big guy.
After turning in circles, she didn't have enough, so she danced for this macho man on the spot, making no secret of her love for this dress.
That's right! It's so superficial to play a skydiving game as a Jedi warm woman!
After dancing excitedly, Gu Congxin just wanted to turn around and leave, when he saw ......
The macho man who received the compliment took off his out-of-print trench coat on the spot and threw it to her......
Gu Congxin: "??? "Isn't it sir?
Did she go some kind of peach blossom luck today? How did you meet the macho men one by one more flirtatious!
Just when she suspected that she had become more attractive today and decided to find other macho men to try her hand at dancing again, a familiar voice came from all Mai Li: "It's me." ”
Gu Congxin: "??? "Huh?
Did she hear it wrong? Why did she seem to hear the big guy's voice again?
She tilted her head suspiciously, and before she could open her mouth to confirm, she heard the big guy speak again.
The gentle voice was muffled, and there was a little grievance inexplicably: "I don't even add a friend when I go out, I have no conscience." ”
Gu Congxin: "......" Didn't you add me too?
She was questioned and laughed for a while, and just as she was about to explain, she heard him muttering again: "As soon as you come in, you dance to others." ”
Gu Congxin is like a scumbag who flirts with his own wife, thinking to himself who knows that you are so good at playing, and you also change your look after a game.
She still thought that she was bursting with peach blossoms today and became loved by everyone.
After reprimanding her scumbag behavior, the big guy picked up the clothes she had changed and put them on, tilted his head and said, "Is this still with me?" I'll take you. ”
Before he got on the plane, he began to openly discuss the illegal team-up, and he subconsciously looked around, for fear that some righteous person would suddenly rise up and despise their behavior of breaking the rules of the game on behalf of all players.
Even her voice was a little weak: "This is not good...... When I left, there were only three of my teammates left. "Zilang literature
"That's easy to do." The big guy said: "Just replace my teammates with one of them." ”
As soon as these words came out, a trembling voice came from all Maili: "Is it my delusion? Why do I always feel like you're going to trade me out? ”
The big guy sneered: "That's right, it's you." ”
In the next second, the man burst out with a loud national curse: "? Isn't it Ye Yu? Can you still be a person? I'm #@+%......"
Before a series of Zu'an dialects could be exposed, they were ruthlessly cut off by the big guy: "Can you pay attention to the live broadcast?" Say a dirty word and deduct ten yuan to understand? ”
"You're openly teaming up with my sister in my live broadcast room, and I'm still afraid of saying this dirty word?"
Big guy: "Good, I'm adding to the effect of the show for you." ”
Gu Congxin: "......" co-author, I'm a tool to increase the effect of the show?
She rolled her eyes silently, and just wanted to complain, but she realized something from their conversation......
In the last game, the big guy said that he had a group of professional player friends......
Just now they mentioned live streaming again......
Damn, the big guy can't be a mixed professional circle, right?
What's even more outrageous is that the big guy's teammates seem to have inadvertently mentioned the big guy's real name?
As a senior rotten girl plus a fanfiction writer, after hearing the syllable yeyu, she didn't search for a professional player with the corresponding ID in her mind, but immediately thought of the fairy wife she had been a fan of for many years: Ye Yu.
This lady's pen name is Ye Yu, but she is not amateurish at all when she engages in crispy duck literature, and there are countless pitfalls, but she just doesn't fill it.
Every year, the fancy break is printed out and can circle the earth twice.
Why did you buy a lottery ticket and win three million, and you don't have to struggle from today......
ps: After disappearing for a few months, she silently rolled back herself, saying that she had spent three million.
Why have you been short of money lately, and you've been arrested for wearing women's clothes to make money on the street......
PS: But she was originally a woman.
What picked up the keyboard and fought three hundred rounds with the black fans in the comment area, but because the typing speed was too fast, his out-of-print blue switch keyboard was broken, and he had to take a year off to mourn his broken keyboard......
ps: However, there are no black fans in her comment area at all, only a group of poor people lying at the bottom of the pit silently comparing their lives with her.
Let's just put it this way, since she became a fan of her, Gu Congxin didn't want to crawl along the network cable all the time, put the knife on her neck and force her to update!
And now......
The big guy is actually called Ye Yu?
After being stunned for a while, Gu Congxin confirmed again: "Your name is Ye Yu?" ”
"That's right." Ye Yu nodded: "What's wrong?" ”
"Nothing." Gu Congxin said: "I just want to remind you not to mention your name on the street in the future." ”
"Why?"
Gu Congxin: "Because there is a young female writer with the same name as you, I am afraid that you will be beaten." ”
Ye Yu: "...... "Then I thank you?"
In the big guy...... Ah no, under Ye Yu's negotiation, Gu Congxin's teammates accepted the proposal to exchange players between the two sides in a good manner.
After the two teams jumped to the same place, Ye Yu's teammates were replaced like princesses who had been sent to make peace.