Chapter 149: You Listen to My Explanation
Ji Shao stopped his bicycle on the side of the road, supported the ground with one foot, and while typing and replying to her, the corners of his lips couldn't help but go up wildly, and the barrage in his head was floating: Dead ghost~ I missed someone when I didn't see her for a while?
[Lack of heart eyes: Playing duck outside~]
He stopped at a boutique with two rows of shelves in front of the door, with assorted scarves, gloves and hats on one side and colorful woolen yarn on the other.
When almost everyone was a student, there would be some inexplicable things that suddenly became popular, one person folded the lucky star, and then the whole class began to fold.
After the commissary added a small snack with cards, card collection became a popular game on campus.
In the winter, many girls in the class start to secretly knit scarves in class, and wait in the corner of the corridor after class or after school, blushing to give them to the boys they like.
Ji Shaoyi has received such gifts a lot, but every time in the past, the person who gave the gift was not the girl he liked.
What if he bought a ball of yarn and gave it to Lang Qiao......
Maybe she used it to tease the cat.
In that scene, Ji Shaoyi felt heartbroken just thinking about it, and thought that I would secretly knit a scarf for her...... There should still be some, right?
And what he didn't know was that if he bought a ball of wool and gave it to Lang Qiao at this time, it was very likely that she would be rolled into hemp rope, tie him up in the wilderness, and then kill people and divide his body!
Talking about himself playing duck outside in broad daylight, is that like a talk?
Lang Qiao took a deep breath and exhausted all the cultivation in the first eighteen years of his life, so he didn't yell at him: Play with your mother, climb back for Ye at the speed of light!
Ji Shaoyi was picking wool on the side of the street, and his mobile phone shook again, and he casually clicked the screen and saw a confusing reply.
[Steel Coagne: You're gay.] 】
Ji Shaoyi: Where is the "......"? Why are you scolding me all of a sudden?
He stretched out his hand to the yarn and was about to reply to her with a question mark, when the news of Lang Qiao came again.
[Steel Coagulation: If you really have any special habits and needs, you can open up and say that there is no need to force yourself to play a love game with me. 】
[Steel Coagulation: If it's for the team, then there's no need to wronged yourself, even if you invite me as a friend, I may not refuse. 】
[Steel Concrete: It's just like this, we won't even have to be friends.] 】
Ji Shaoyi was completely stunned at this time.
[Lack of heart: Who wants to be friends with you? 】
Lang Qiao: "??? ”
She thought about the various reactions that Ji Shaoyi would have after this passage was issued, either begging for forgiveness coquettishly, or crying and explaining, but she didn't expect him to be a scumbag so arrogant!
Lang Qiao was so angry with him that he rolled his sleeves, and he was about to carry a knife to the university town to fight him for 300 rounds. As a result, before she walked to the kitchen, Ji Shaoyi's follow-up news came.
[Lack of heart: Didn't you say that you would be my bride? 】
[Lack of heart and eyes: No regrets. 】
Lang Qiao: "??? "What the am ......
The forty-nine-meter broadsword almost couldn't be recovered.
[Steel Coagulation: You're all playing ducks outside, who's going to be your bride?] 】
He's cerebral palsy, and she's not stupid!
Ji Shaoyi: "......" God is fucking playing ducks, is your family connected to Zhou Zhennan's net?
His family Langjun has really always been strong in reading comprehension and has never been surpassed!
After figuring out the source of the misunderstanding, Ji Shaoyi explained to her with a smile and tears.
[Lack of heart: I'm just playing outside. 】
And Lang Qiao's tendon brain obviously won't turn, and after determining one thing, the eight horses can't pull it back.
After the guess and proof that he is gay, everything is gay.
[Steel Coagulation: Or else? Do you still want to bring people home to play? 】
Ji Shaoyi: "......" God brought it home to play with the fuck.
Some straight women are blushing on the surface and their brothers are blushing, but they are quite rich in knowledge behind their backs?
[Lack of heart: First of all, I'm really just playing outside now, and secondly, this duck is not the kind of duck you imagined! It's a popular tone of speech on the Internet! 】
[Lack of heart and eyes: Playing duck outside = playing outside, talking like this will make me look cute, understand? ] 】
Lang Qiao nodded as if he didn't understand, and asked him a particularly fatal question with his backhand.
[Steel Coagulation: What about playing with chickens outside?] 】
[Lack of Heart: ...... Then it's really not far from a breakup. 】
Lang Qiao shared a series of videos with him backhandedly, and typed and asked him with a smile.
[Steel Coagulation: So what are you playing with?] 】
The moment he saw those shocking titles, Ji Shaoyi suddenly 'clicked' in his heart, and then clicked on the video casually......
Ji Shaoyi was completely numb, what should I do if I used a voice changer to sneak a man and was discovered by someone I liked? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.
Now he was completely out of the mood to buy wool, and after quickly replying to her with a 'you listen to my explanation', he pedaled on his bicycle and rushed back.
Behind him, the clerk's loud voice echoed: "Classmate, do you still want to buy it?" ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" backyard is about to catch fire, buy a wool!
Since he said that he wanted to explain, Lang Qiao was not a completely unreasonable person, she pulled a chair and sat down at the elevator entrance steadily, holding a large chainsaw for wolf prevention that Lang Yan gave her.
My mind is full of thoughts: If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, don't think about getting out of this elevator door!
Ji Shaoyi hurried back all the way for eight hundred miles, thinking about which way to kneel would be more sincere, and suddenly took a look at Lang Qiao.
Lang Qiao leaned back in the chair, Erlang's legs were cocked, and he was bored with the cold pointed nails flashing on the chainsaw saw, when she heard the sound of the elevator opening the door, she made a movement in her hand, slowly turned her head and said, "Explain." ”
Facing her perverted murderer-like eyes, Ji Shaoyi almost knelt down.
Explain it, who the are you scaring with a big chainsaw bigger than you?
Dare to use a chainsaw to pick your nails, what if your fingers are cut off?
He sighed in his heart, walked up to Lang Qiao in three or two steps, grabbed the armrest of the chair with both hands, gritted his teeth and exerted force, and even the person took the chair away......
The end is gone......
Let's go......
When his legs suddenly left the ground and swayed in the air, Lang Qiao was stunned.
After she was stunned, she was shocked and angry, but she didn't dare to move, for fear that he would suddenly lose his balance and fall himself, so she could only widen her eyes and look at him angrily and said, "What are you doing?" Put me down! ”。
"There are many people at the elevator entrance, and it is not suitable for talking." Ji Shaoyi brought her all the way from the elevator to the old staircase, and was very satisfied with the dim light and claustrophobic environment.