Life is so wonderful. There are thoughts about buying a lottery ticket to win, then use a sack to withdraw money, and then sleep in the banknote nest; I also thought that I met a very dirty old beggar and gave him ten yuan, and finally found out that he was a childless billionaire and asked me to inherit all the inheritance; There was even one day when lightning flashed and thundered, and I was suddenly struck by lightning, and I had powerful superpowers, and then aliens invaded the earth, and I became a big hero, sitting on the world's star beauties...

Belch...

In fact, the wonderful thing that really happened to me was that it was too late for a taxi to pass through this villa area, so I could only press the road and walk a little farther, and there was a beautiful girl on my back, who was not a human, a ghost, and a fairy.

If such a scene is in summer and autumn, walking on the edge of the breezy East Lake, it may be a bit romantic. It's early spring, and although the moonlight is charming, the cold wind and boring movements make my neck hurt.

Your uncle, you don't want to walk and you can float like a soul, what does it mean to carry you on your back. Carry it on your back, but it has no weight except for the touch, and even my backpack behind her has no weight, which is completely inconsistent with any laws of physics, and people are not used to it.

The most important thing is that Lao Tzu is not a horse. What the hell are you pulling the scarf around my neck as a rein? Uncle Ghost is amazing? Fairy is amazing? Made, that's bad luck.

"Hey, the cigarette is smoking." She acted as my hand and helped me smoke in.

Cui Yinyin directly threw the cigarette from my mouth and snorted: "Now you know that it is smoked?" It's been smoking me, haven't you noticed? ”

Cut! Of course I found out, deliberately. It's a pity that it's useless, you still don't want to come down.

"Hey, Yin. Do you have money? I asked.

"What do I want that thing for? No. ”

How justified and bold it is, how much it makes me want to beat people.

"Where do you live if you don't have money? I have to pay more than 1,000 for nine days, do you want me to give it? ”

"Can't you live in your house?" She asked.

"You're human now, I only have one bed there, and my girlfriend is coming back tomorrow."

"I'll sleep in bed with your girlfriend, why don't you just sleep on the ground."

Uncle you, why don't you play cards according to the routine?

"That's it, I'll help you pay for the room, and you can send me a small gift in exchange!" Only the purpose is stated.

"Mortals are so hypocritical, they just want my things in a big circle, just say no." It doesn't seem really stupid.

"Just say you're going to give it?"

"No, it won't."

Burst... It looks like it has a character.

She got down from her back, looked at me, and put an arm-long branch in her hand and stuffed it into my hand: "Take it!" ”

Nani! You don't have to send beggars like that.

"What do you do for me, take it back to make firewood? Is it fun to tease me! "It's infuriating.

Ignoring my mood swings, she asked, "Are there any weapons used?" Take it out. ”

I gave her the stick, and she threw it out three knots and put them together with the dead branches, and suddenly there was a flash of light, and the branches were gone.

She threw the stick at me and ran to my back like a tree. In fact, you can lift her thighs without your hands, but it looks very indecent like that, although no one looks at her in the middle of the night.

"Where's the branch?" I asked the stingy guy behind it.

"What branches and branches, I don't know! It's already fused in. It was a 13,000-year-old peach wood branch, which I stole from Old Man Xue, and it was precious and ruthless. ”

"Who is Old Man Xue?" If it's stolen, it's dirty.

"Wheel King."

Burst... I was so scared that I almost threw away the stick in my hand, the Wheel King is the tenth hall of the underworld, the king of Hades, who manages and sorts out the ghosts of the underworld, distinguishes good from evil, determines the level, and finally sends it to the reincarnated master.

"Hahaha..."Cui Yinyin laughed behind her back: "Look at you scared!" Even if I find out, it's my fault, what can it do to you? Besides, who would have thought that you, a mortal, would go to the Tenth Temple to steal something? It's okay. ”

That's right, thirteen thousand years, that's a good thing! If you encounter a female ghost in Tsing Yi again, you can hurt her with a flick of a stick.

The stone in her heart had just been put down, and she said, "But it's better to use it as little as possible, it's the Wheel King who puts it next to the bed to fight mosquitoes." After I didn't see him, I was so angry, what if he had any spell on it. ”

"Also, do you have exorcism and hurt people? Try not to do this, you have a fixed number yourself, but your family doesn't, you know what I mean? ”

This makes me worried. Yes, I was careless, karma is not like the law that does not harm others, they can be transferred, just like Wang Ting and Wang Suyuan.

Wang Liqing's matter, as well as the trivial things that made Jiajia trick the family upstairs, are just his own selfish revenge, which must be against the principles of heaven and retribution...

No, I have to go to SZ to see my family as soon as possible. Although my mother is much more proficient than herself, she doesn't know what I've done.

…… ……

No matter how the peach wood branch came from, Cui Yinyin can give it to herself, it is a big gift. If you are a gift, I should repay the favor and serve you well!

Ask the girl if her age is not good, let alone a girl with a lot of status. Fortunately, knowing that Judge Cui was a person from the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, Cui Yinyin must be more than 1,300 years old. I don't know how she died, so young.

It took a long distance to stop the taxi, and at her strong request, she stayed at my house tonight.

Her presence made Ruan Qin and Jiajia dare not come forward at all, and they didn't even call out. Don't blame them, this is the existence of alternative natural predators, or the situation of the bottom of the food chain against the high-end.

Compared with all the girls I have seen, I still like Cui Yinyin very much in my heart, even if it is only one night together.

said that she was "silly and sweet" just because of her curious and unfamiliar attitude towards mortal life, as well as the apt image description of her appearance. However, her style of dealing with the world is still the style of Tang Nu, especially her straightforward and reserved personality.

Even if she doesn't have the plump body that a woman in the Tang Dynasty should have, she still has the habit of half-exposing her breasts when she wears modern clothes. Don't think she's going to be coquettish, she just accidentally touched her buttocks, she almost killed me.

So, I had to be a sofa guest, and she also said that I lied to her: didn't there be a sofa, why did I want to live outside?

Actually, I'm very happy, I don't have to hand in my homework with her, and now my body is really very weak, and I am sweating after walking a few more steps. It's just that how to explain it to Zhao Xiao, I have to discuss it with Cui Yinyin.

If she is not mistaken, the greatest temptation of the mortal world for her is food and clothing. She can't put down Zhao Xiao's clothes, it seems that she has to bleed a little recently, and decided to find time to take her to the small commodity market, which is cheap and varied, and she doesn't feel distressed about how to consume.

I took her to a barbecue in the middle of the night, and she ate more than 50 skewers of mutton and more than 10 bottles of beer. Fortunately, the weather is not hot, otherwise it would have to be doubled.

"Hey! Who is the girl in the room? ”

I was sleeping soundly on the couch when I was woken up by a roar.

I'll go! Zhao Xiao attacked suddenly, how could he come back just nownoon.

Cui Yinyin was also woken up and ran out lazily in Zhao Xiao's pajamas.

I got up in a panic and explained: "She is my cousin Cui Yinyin, who quarreled with the family and came to stay for a few days. ”

Zhao Xiao eased his face at this time, after all, we didn't sleep in the same bed.

"Yu Xi, she's your girlfriend..."

"What kind of concubine, call brother! This is your sister Xiao! Quickly interrupted her, how did it only take a night, she forgot all the words she told yesterday.

Before Zhao Xiao could speak, Cui Yinyin said unconvinced: "Miss? I'm over a thousand years old, and I'm still called a little kid..."

"Beautiful clothes, good food!" had to interrupt her words again, a very effective temptation, she immediately changed her words, and called Zhao Xiao affectionately: "Miss! ”

Zhao Xiao tugged at my ear and said, "What Miss Xiao, are you playing too much, you only remember Miss in your heart!" ”

"It hurts, it hurts..."

After begging for mercy, Zhao Xiaocai let go and said with a smile to Cui Yinyin: "Just call me Zhao Xiao, they are all young people, and they don't pay so much attention." ”

Cui Yinyin likes to listen to this, and the two quickly get together, but she always comes up with one or two ancient sayings, which catches Zhao Xiao off guard.

I had to explain: "She has read too many Xianxia romance novels, and she can't get out of the complex at every turn, so you don't care about her." ”

At the same time, he also secretly said to Cui Yinyin: "There is a great awe of gods and ghosts in this world, and no one knows my identity, don't say something strange." ”

On the day of the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the city is as lively as the Spring Festival. During the day, there is a dragon and lion dance, and at night there are also firecrackers.

I definitely can't go shopping for clothes today, and many shops are not open. There is a lot of food that is fine, and it is very close to the pedestrian street at the entrance of the division, Cui Yinyin is running around in Zhao Xiao's clothes.

"Your cousin can really eat, it's only been two hours, and the three hundred yuan I just gave her is estimated to be finished soon. The point is that she has no intention of stopping at all. Is there a physical problem, do you want to take it to the hospital tomorrow? Zhao Xiao has already entered the identity of her sister and has begun to worry about it.

"Leave her alone, it's been like this since she was a child."

Going to the hospital? That would shock the whole world. A person who has no pulse, no heartbeat, can not breathe, and eat snacks everywhere lively, and must not frighten people.

"How's your sister?" I have to change the topic, otherwise the more we talk, the more contradictions will appear.

Zhao Xiao shook his head sadly and said, "My sister is probably too sad, it seems that the blow has hit her hard, and she has mental problems." ”

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"She asked me to give you to her. said that you and her are in love, and I robbed her boyfriend. She also said that you are very happy and harmonious when you do it, do you think she is not mentally normal? ”

Holy! Is that woman a madman who wants her sister to jump into the river?

"It's really a mental problem, and I have to treat it quickly! Don't worry too much, we're going to eat hot pot in the evening! "Let's continue to change the topic, this is also the more we talk, the more loopholes come out.