Chapter 293: Master and apprentice are so cheap
Wen Lan lay on the window and looked out, only to see the spring breeze molesting a female ghost waiter on the artificial beach not far away.
In terms of endurance running, the speed of the ghost attendant is basically the same as that of the spring breeze, and the speed is about 60 yards per hour. However, the spring breeze also has the ability to explode instantly, and the spring breeze claims to be eight times faster, that is, the instant speed reaches 480 yards per hour. Although it has not been verified, it is not far from ten. The speed of the ghost servant is not enough to see, and the spring breeze is a little bit like the little white rabbit teasing the turtle.
The spring breeze shouted "fight and fight" in his mouth, constantly fighting with the female ghost attendant, and from time to time a surprise attack broke out, using a high-frequency concussion knife to pull a hole in the female ghost attendant's body. With his ability, it didn't seem difficult to end the battle, but he didn't want to kill him.
Ghost Waitress: Giggles...... Sluts.
The voice is like "Gong Yulin". Vinland fumbled in her pocket for a while, grabbed the monocle, and adjusted the long focus mode. Zoom in, it is really "Gong Yulin", a dead ghost woman, who was still lying in the operating room a moment ago, and now she is "gurgling" again.
"Hit." The spring breeze cut another knife on "Gong Yulin", and said: "I wanted to help you take off your little socks and socks, but you didn't appreciate it, so you ran to change a pair of pantyhose." No matter how much you change your socks, it's useless, you still have to bow down to me. Hit hit, hit ......"
"Gong Yulin": Giggles...... It's cheap.
Wen Lan slapped her palm on her good-looking forehead, and the female ghost attendant scolded her right. Chunfeng wasn't like this before, but since he followed his master, he has become more and more cheap. Wen Lan only dared to think about this, and never dared to talk to outsiders, this master was his own boss.
Wen Lan really wanted to shout at the moment that the spring breeze is so cheap, but he held back. Affect the emotions of teammates in battle, that's called the enemy, and he can't do it.
Chunfeng: "Oh, beautiful ghost, my socks and socks have been slashed twenty times, ashamed, the inside is exposed, don't you want to change it?" Don't be embarrassed, I can wait for you. ”
"Gong Yulin": Giggles...... Slut, wait for me.
The female ghost waiter really ran away, not far. After running more than ten meters, he stopped, and grabbed a stick stuck in the beach with one hand. Vinland hurriedly zoomed in again, startled by the scene on the artificial beach.
On the beach, fifteen corpses were lined up. In front of the corpse, there was a row of pink skins...... Peeves, impaled by an alloy chisel and pinned to the sand. The alloy drill was removed from the damaged alloy guardrail.
It couldn't be the handiwork of the spring breeze, he searched carefully and found a person lying on the sun lounger of the Four Seasons model. Dressed in a blue, red and white tight-fitting suit, he slept in an extremely turbulent position, lying on his side, with his legs crossed, stretched straight, holding his left cheek with his hand, and happily enjoying the spring breeze performance.
Wen Lan stuck out her tongue, and said in her heart that she was lucky not to shout just now, isn't this the boss of Shachen, the master of the spring breeze, Shang Shiyin? But the business boss shouldn't have this ability, right?
"Gong Yulin" rolled up her trouser legs and rolled them up to her knees. I have to say that Peeves is really a weapon for skin care. This dead ghost woman has been hanging for more than ten days, and the skin on her calves is still so smooth and white. Gong Yulin scratched her leg with her fingernails, from the crook of her knees to her ankles, and her big mouth looked quite terrible, but it was actually a layer of skin, and there was not a drop of blood.
Vinland was taken aback again, this kid was always startled: Are the ghost waiter's nails so powerful? In the future, you must avoid their nails, it will not be fun if they are broken.
"Gong Yulin" pulled out the hammer, and Peeves was free, and climbed to the surface of "Gong Yulin's" feet and did not move.
"Gong Yulin" didn't move anymore, the wound on her calf began to squirm, and a ball of gelatin squeezed out of it and crawled out along the opening. With a thud, a bruised Peeves landed on the beach. The Peeves outside turned out to be waiting for the "wrong car", and it was indeed an old driver with good traffic awareness, and only then did he begin to drill into the grinning skin.
The injured Peeves had countless cuts on his body, many of which were still piercing. This is thanks to the solid basic skills of the spring breeze, and 5.1mm is not practiced in vain. It only hurts the skin ghost, but does not damage the internal muscle tissue. Rao is Peeves has super resilience, and it takes a lot of time to recover from so many wounds.
Spring breeze approached and lifted the hammer and plunged it into Peeves' unhealed wound, binding it to the sand. Once out of its host, Peeves is scum. Speed, toughness, and leather really left it in an instant, becoming a piece of pink skin that could be cut at will.
The costume change lasted less than half a minute, and "Gong Yulin" came back to life, and the wound on her leg healed quickly. She was very attentive in lowering her trouser leg and smoothing it out, hoping to smooth out the folds as much as possible.
The spring breeze has taken more than ten steps back, jumping and jumping: "Come on, beautiful ghost, let's continue to play with tearing socks." ”
"Gong Yulin" was tortured by the spring breeze again without any suspense.
Shang Shiyin sat up from the recliner, "It's almost, let's solve it." ”
"Okay, master." At this point, Chunfeng replied very seriously, but when he turned his head to face the beautiful ghost, he was not serious again, "Oh, your socks are torn again, change another pair." ”
The ghost maid was very obedient, and really went to replace the new Peeves. However, this time the spring breeze did not give the replacement a chance, and when it was about to climb in, the spring breeze used a drill to pull it back to the beach, made a string of incense, and rewarded the Peeves who climbed out with a drill. Gong Yulin became a dead man again.
The spring breeze carried the dead ghost woman to the back of the corpse queue and counted it, sixteen corpses, quite spectacular. He waved his hand in the direction of the villa: "Come out, it's all settled." ”
The door was still closed, and Vinland didn't want to get into the dog's hole, so he looked at the hostess in front of the other window. Annie Chen was holding her husband, looking at the spring breeze in the distance with a look.
"Sister Anne, please open the door."
Chen Annie woke up like a dream and hurriedly shouted "open the door". The heavy glass door and the alloy door opened one after the other, and the inside of the glass, despite the fine cracks, did not really break.
Chen Annie ran out of the door first, Shangguan Xu sighed lightly, and Wang Beibei took two steps forward and helped him to follow slowly.
When Annie Chen saw the situation on the artificial beach, her face turned pale and her legs and stomach trembled. She didn't dare to take a second look, so she focused her gaze on the cheap young man in front of her, as if she could regain the ability to walk from him.
"Fei, did you kill all the monsters?"
Chunfeng took a few steps forward, and reached out to scratch her nose very lightly, "How can I have that ability, these are all first...... The big boss did it, and only one was left for me to practice. ”
Lin Xiaoyou, who was following behind, shouted: "He's here? ”
Others may not have reacted, but Lin Xiaoyou knew that the boss of the spring breeze was Mr. Luo Youcheng. This man who makes her fall in love but never looks at her is always her hero.
Chen Annie didn't give Chunfeng a chance to answer Lin Xiaoyou's question, she threw herself into Chunfeng's arms and cried: "Fly, I'm scared...... They almost killed Asahi . ”
Wen Lan rolled her eyes behind her back, as an intellectually informed Wen Qing, what Wen Lan looked down on the most was this kind of water-based poplar woman who stepped on two boats.
The spring breeze caressed Chen Annie's back and comforted: "It's okay, it's safe." ”
The merchant sat on the chaise longue, and the master was very relieved: this apprentice's ability to steal people was about to catch up with his master. Shizu is Shang Shiyin's father, who stole a woman's suitcase back then, and by the way, he also stole the woman home, and became Shang Shiyin's wife.
Shangguan Xu saw that his wife was crying sadly, and his heart was sad, so he also stepped forward, hugged the two people at the same time, and cried silently.
Shang Shiyin couldn't sit still: apprentices are not simple, not only stealing women's hearts, but also stealing men's hearts. Qing is stronger than blue, and the apprentice's stealing skills have far surpassed his ancestors.
Wang Beibei saw that she had eaten with her, slept in bed together, and wiped the three big irons that had been robbed together and cried into tears, and she felt in her heart, out of morality, she stepped forward to comfort her, and put her hands on the three people.
Shang Shiyin is still clear about the apprentice's love life in the academy, because of Brother Shi's customs clearance reward, the apprentice lost his mother Teddy. At this time, seeing that his mother Teddy was stolen back by the apprentice again, he couldn't help but sigh: Apprentice, you can leave the school. No! Stealing the human world, you are a generation of grandmasters.
Seeing the apprentices hugging left and right, it was actually quite sadistic, and the master who couldn't be a person was thrown a few streets by the apprentice. The merchant was inexplicably sad and simply didn't look at it. He beckoned to Lin Xiaoyou: "Little fat woman, come here." ”
Lin Xiaodemon walked over and rolled his eyes at Shang Shiyin: "Dead eunuch ......"
The merchant pretended to be displeased: "This nickname, the witch girl shouts, you can't shout." I'm stingy, I accidentally got your shoe size wrong one day, don't blame me for wearing small shoes for you. ”
The official level is scared to death, Lin Xiaoyou showed the whites of his eyes again, and then bowed, "Hello boss." ”
"Be good, get even." Shang Shiyin raised his hands weakly, "Is it okay to be lightly Xuejiao?" ”
"No ......"
As soon as Lin Xiaoyou said a word, Shang Shiyin interrupted her, "Naturally it's okay, needless to say, I sneaked in and watched it just now." The medical cabin has been set up for too long and the program is not reasonable, so I have already adjusted it. ”
"When?" Lin Xiaoyou said in surprise.
"When you were beaten by the ghosts." Shang Shiyin looked into the distance with deep eyes, as if reminiscing about that moment.
"You ......" Lin Xiaoyou's eyes were foggy, this cheap leader is really annoying.
The merchant smiled faintly: "When someone flies out like a ball, the roll is not round enough, and there is less silicone paste on your body." ”
"You're ...... Dead too ...... Boss, don't you help when you see that we are in danger? Lin Xiaoyou's mouth trembled with anger, and several non-combatants and ghost servants fought to death, but the boss of his own family was incognito and did not say anything about the melon-eating masses, and he was still judging later.
"Didn't I do a favor once?"
Lin Xiaoyou's face stiffened, and Shang Shiyin was talking about the time when she and Wang Tao escaped from the wave bar. The Boss helps them destroy the hovering monitor so that they can escape.
"You ended up burning the two ghost servants, which shows that you have the ability to solve problems." The merchant said earnestly, "It's hard to be a parent!" If you don't protect it, I'm afraid something will happen to you. I always protect you, and I'm afraid that you little babies won't grow up. ”
Lin Xiaoyou stomped her feet very girlishly, she was too fat at the moment, so she looked delicate. Shang Shiyin couldn't help but laugh out loud. Lin Xiaoyou couldn't help but sigh that there must be a teacher and an apprentice, no wonder the spring breeze has become more and more out of shape recently.
Lin Xiaoyou sneered: "The Peeves were beaten by Mr., you sneaked in and out to see the excitement, but you grew up very well." ”
"I'm just faithfully carrying out my sir's orders." The merchant said shamelessly.
"Where's the gentleman?" Lin Xiaoyou didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and asked the question he was most concerned about.
"I'm going to chase Qin Yuanyuan and the ghost servant."
Lin Xiaoyou was shocked: "Why did you let them run away?" ”
Shang Shiyin looked at her with idiot eyes, "If you want to find the Water Ghost King, you naturally want someone to lead the way, right?" Besides, Wang Tao can be in the water ghost king's lair. ”
"You know everything?" Lin Xiaodemon was shocked again, they had just dug this matter out of Qin Yuanyuan's mouth, and at that time, Chunfeng had already chased him out, and it was definitely not Chunfeng who told him.
"You...... You...... You've been here a long time ago? Lin Xiaoyou found himself talking to this boss, and he was particularly frightened.
"Listening to the corners of the wall is my hobby and specialty, and it is also the embodiment of professionalism and professional ability." Shang Shiyin patted Lin Xiaoyou's shoulders that were padded with silicone gel, "When you can reach my level, I will give you the position of the boss of the dust." ”
Lin Xiaoyou said sarcastically, "You listen to the root of the wall, let Mr. work hard, you are really loyal!" ”
"When the gentleman comes out, he is naturally handy. I have to waste my hands and feet, and people may not be able to save them, and I still have this self-knowledge. ”
It's so shameless, Lin Xiaoyou feels that he can't communicate with his boss at all. She turned around and was about to leave, when she saw the strings of incense on the ground that had been neatly inserted with chisels, and her curiosity rose, and she couldn't move away.
"How did Sir get Peeves out?"
They were six or seven people in battle, and it took a lot of old nose strength to make a Peeves.
The merchant spread out his hands and shook his head like a rattle, "I don't know, sir, when they look at them, they will cut their bellies and crawl out on their own." There happened to be a dismantled alloy fence over there, and one by one they flew over and forked the ghosts. ”
No wonder I didn't hear the movement of the fight outside before, it was simply bloodless. Lin Xiaoyou's eyes lit up and darkened when he heard this, and they were dark and bright. Liang is because the brain makes up a scene that is handsome like a miracle, and Mr.'s skill seems to have risen again; Dark because he didn't see it in person, and he is still someone else's boyfriend. But no matter what, the man's every move made her swoon.
"I warn you, don't think too badly. If you want to be a sister-in-law of your husband, you should be more reliable. Shang Shiyin poured a scoop of cold water on his deputy, and then approached Lin Xiaodemon with a lewd smile, "Demon, you really don't think about it?" As the saying goes, it's not as good as dumplings, but it's not as fun...... Hehe, you're going to be Mr.'s sister-in-law, aren't you ......? Hey, hey, hey. ”
"Hmph, rascal." Lin Xiaoyou turned to leave.
"Hmph, woman." The merchant scoffed.