Chapter 349: Sixteenth Mission: Sha Wujing's Wish 22
Well, the admiration is not over, but there is a very discordant picture of the peach festival on the screen. The tables and chairs are tilted, the cups and plates are in disarray, the melons and fruits are only left, the wine vat is also dumped, the wrestlers who carry the wine are tilted aside, and the gods are all gathering in twos and threes, discussing what went wrong.
Obviously, this peach will be in addition to the problem, the barefoot fairy is jumping on his feet, "That splashing monkey tricked me into changing the location, causing me to go around in a big circle"
The seven fairies who were responsible for picking peaches for a while came back, and there were only three or two green peaches in the basket. The seventh daughter cried to the queen mother, and encountered Sun Dasheng's teasing Yunyun in Pan Taoyuan, and the Jade Emperor and the queen mother turned pale. The monkey who suffered from the plague stirred up this good peach meeting.
Lao Jun pinched his fingers, shouted that it was not good, and hurriedly sent someone to check on the Danfang of Tushi Palace. After a while, someone came to report that Lao Jun's Danfang had been patronized by monkeys. The elixir was stolen by the monkey.
All the immortals were shocked, this Monkey King was too outrageous, and he had to be arrested. The group of immortals was bustling, and these things were recorded by Lu Renbing in a live broadcast.
The live broadcast room exploded, oh yo, the peach club is all messed up. What Raush's Monkey King is too fat. Eh, originally the matter of Sun Wukong making trouble in the Heavenly Palace should only be circulated among the gods such as Heavenly Court.
Now it is directly broadcast live by Lu Renbing, all the demons and monsters in the four continents are known, and the melon-eating people in Beiju Luzhou are the happiest to watch.
The people of Beiju Luzhou are not birds in Tianting Lingshan, the people in this place are rich and free, and they are the absolute base camp for the people who eat melons. Lu Renbing's new gadgets are the fastest to promote in Beiju Luzhou.
The immortals of the Heavenly Court didn't know that they had been watched by the melon-eating crowd from the four continents.
Well, after knowing it in the future, I don't know if they will scold Lu Renbing to death, Lu Renbing doesn't care too much, he doesn't have many friends, it is estimated that if he fights, he will fight alone, and most of them are not Lu Renbing's opponents. If you fight in a group, it seems that the strength of the quicksand country is not afraid of any challenge.
Well, Lu Renbing's popularity is so bad, when he arrived in Yaochi, those immortals didn't greet him at all. I didn't see the respect that a Da Luo Jin Immortal should have at all. In the eyes of the heavenly immortals, he is a pure passerby.
In this way, Lu Renbing can take pictures of the various deeds of these immortals in the heavenly court without any burden.
Well, Heavenly Court discussed for a long time and decided to send troops to conquest, and Sun Wukong, who had already rebelled against Heavenly Court. The time difference between heaven and earth is indeed a bit large. Lu Renbing wandered in the sky for a day, and the melon-eating masses on the ground watched the live broadcast for a whole year.
Then Lu Renbing followed Li Jing's 100,000 army to Huaguo Mountain, and broadcast the battle between the demons of Huaguo Mountain and the 100,000 heavenly soldiers of Heavenly Court. This time, Lu Renbing used spells to arrange a full range of live broadcast positions, and the people who eat melons are really enjoyable to watch.
Well, as the hottest event in the Three Realms recently, because of Lu Renbing's live broadcast, the popularity directly broke through the sky. The fairy brain and fairy shadow machine in the quicksand country have been sold out of stock, and the coverage of the Internet has increased exponentially.
The power of the people who eat melons is enormous. Well, after a few big battles, Monkey King has become a public idol. Jirojin and his howling dog have also gained countless fans.
Lu Renbing ordered the technicians to turn on the barrage and reward functions.
And then every time Sun Wukong appears, it is full of "Brother Monkey 666, Monkey King is mighty and domineering" Well, these sassy words are all sent by Lu Renbing. Otherwise, the quality of the melon-eating masses in this era is really far from that of sand sculpture netizens in later generations.
There are countless gifts for rewards, and Lu Renbing has made a lot of money. Well, Lu Renbing decided that when he had time, he would definitely go to the Five Elements Mountain to buy more good things for the monkeys. After all, most of these tips are given to monkeys.
In the end, the monkey was captured, the first anchor of the Three Realms, the whole process was broadcast live, and all the punishments of the Jade Emperor for the monkey were thunderbolts, fried, and slashed.
Sun Monkey didn't care, but he earned enough tears from all the emotionally rich banshees in the Three Realms. Such a cute monkey, Jade Emperor, how can you treat him like this.
Then Lu Renbing broadcast the monkey roasted in the Dan furnace for forty-nine years in Tushi Palace.
This kind of good deed, of course, was exchanged for Lu Renbing's dedication of dozens of cars of heavenly treasures to Lao Jun. Lao Jun is a saint clone, but in fact, he lacks nothing. But what others gave was refining medicinal materials, and the condition was quite good. Don't do it in vain, anyway, it's just a live broadcast of roasting monkeys.
Forty-nine days in the sky, forty-nine years on the earth, well, the melon-eating masses on the ground are really bored to watch the roast monkey for forty-nine years.
During this period, Lu Renbing put up the live broadcast equipment in the Tushi Palace, and went to the lower realm, and the speed of time in the sky made him uncomfortable. There is also much to do on earth.
The Academy of Sciences holds a general meeting every five years, and Lu Renbing has to go back to the town. He can't follow the roast monkey all day long.
Give the fan boy a little favor and let them help.
By the way, I have to receive a skull that turned out to be a hit. Lu Renbing's quicksand country has never been difficult to learn from people, but unlucky monks always hang up inexplicably. The skull always came to the quicksand country through various channels. Live blood, this is fate?
For this point, Lu Renbing had already given up on pursuing it, anyway, by the time Sun Monkey jumped out of the gossip furnace, Lu Renbing's storage room already had two more skulls.
In the past fifty years on the ground, live broadcast technology has advanced by leaps and bounds, and the demon worlds of the four continents have basically achieved full coverage. The legendary monkey live broadcast has become a brand. There is always a wave of iron fans who are paying attention to Lao Jun's gossip furnace.
Finally, the monkey still refined his eyes from the gossip furnace, and then kicked over the furnace and began to make trouble in the heavenly palace. Lu Renbing had already gone to the sky in advance to start broadcasting the whole thing, and the sky and the earth were boiling.
When the monkey first came out of the oven, it was full of fire, and all the burned hairs were gone, like a red-hot piece of iron, and he beat anyone when he saw it. Especially when he saw Lu Renbing holding this camera at him, he thought it was some kind of deadly magic weapon, and he was going to hit Lu Renbing with a stick.
As a result, Lu Renbing pinched the stick and couldn't move. "Don't make trouble with Sun Monkey, I'm just an anchor who does live broadcasts, you hurry up and fight the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the old irons all over the world are waiting to see, good!" Then he let go of the bewildered Monkey King. Continuing to follow, Sun Wukong shook his head, feeling that this guy who was following the shooting couldn't be provoked, and seeing that he didn't have any ill will towards him, he didn't care.
Playing with a stick all the way, from the Tushi Palace to the Lingxiao Palace. Lu Renbing disappeared, held the camera, and followed all the way. The veterans in the live broadcast room flew coolly.
"Monkey King's Ox Fork, the anchor is even more bull fork!!" "For the two of you, send a rocket!!