Chapter 4 Typos
When I woke up, it was half past five. Wang Xi looked out the window, stunned for a while, and then got up.
The avatar of a big-headed doll in the lower right corner of the computer screen is constantly beating, Wang Xi clicked on it, it was his girlfriend's message: Is it there? I have something to tell you.
The avatar has been grayed out.
Wang Xi replied: Come on, come on, make up for sleep in the afternoon, what's the matter.
After waiting for a few minutes, seeing that there was no reply, Wang Xi clicked on the game icon again, just started the game, and then turned it off again. I got up and walked to the desk and flipped through the professional book. As soon as I sat down, I got up again, went to make instant noodles, and finally sat down to read a book.
After eating noodles, Wang Xi looked at his mobile phone, it was six o'clock.
Well, it's been half an hour since I watched it today, and it's over.
Wang Xi was about to play a game, when his mobile phone rang, he picked it up and saw that it was Zhou Ke.
"Teacher Zhou, what's the matter?" After all, Wang Xi is on leave, and he is a little weak-hearted.
Zhou Ke said: "You may have to come back to duty tonight, the director will come back tomorrow, he is used to coming before the shift in the morning, and you have a bad impression if you are not there." ”
After all, Wang Xi had just graduated and entered the society, so he immediately regarded this as a big crisis, and hurriedly said: "Teacher Zhou, I'm near the hospital, I'll be back soon." Teacher Zhou, I'll bring you dinner. ”
Hanging up the phone, Wang Xi immediately took a shower, cleaned himself up, and before going out, he thought about it, went to the table to get the psychiatry in his hand, and then walked to the hospital.
Back in the department, Wang Xi put a bottle of milk tea at the nurse's station and said, "Please drink it to Mr. Peng." ”
Peng Jie smiled and quipped: "Thank you, so good." Then he pointed to the office, "Zhou Ke is not in the duty room, but in the office." ”
Wang Xi walked into the office and saw that Zhou Ke was still writing medical records at the desk, so he hurriedly went over and said, "Teacher Zhou, it's time for dinner." ”
Zhou Ke, who heard footsteps from afar, got up and walked over and asked, "How much?" ”
Wang Xi immediately waved his hand: "Invite Teacher Zhou to dinner, Teacher Zhou used to be on duty to invite me." ”
Zhou Ke didn't continue to argue, and sat down to eat.
Wang Xi had nothing to say on the side: "Teacher Zhou, many hospitals now have electronic medical records, so let's still write medical records by hand, I feel ......"
Zhou Ke smiled: "If you look at the conditions of our hospital, it may take a few years." But he said in his heart: "This is impossible, the medical records of the hospital can only be handwritten." ”
Indeed, this is the rule of the hospital, and the medical record can only be written by hand, after all, the medical record handwritten by the doctor of the hospital looks like a blank piece of paper or other content to outsiders. This is also a means for the courtyard to hide its own existence.
"Fortunately, there are not many patients, otherwise I would have to write to death." Wang Xi said.
When Zhou Ke heard this, he thought, how many more such patients can be? Is it really full of demons and monsters on the streets? Didn't you notice that we were all very easy on duty?
"Indeed, fortunately, there are not many patients, otherwise they would have died." The word "write" is missing, and the meaning is actually completely different, but Zhou Ke knows that Wang Xi must not be able to hear anything.
Thinking of the conversation with Liu Ying in the afternoon, Zhou Ke suddenly asked, "It's been almost two months since I came, how do you feel?" ”
Wang Xi scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "There are still a lot of things I don't understand, and Teacher Zhou will teach more in the future." ”
"I'm not asking you this, I'm saying what you think of this place, how is this job?" Zhou Ke took a sip of milk tea.
Wang Xi continued to scratch his head and said: "I feel quite relaxed, there are not many patients, and it is completely different from the previous internship." ”
"Oh? Tell me? ”
"In the hospital where I used to intern, when I was on duty at night, I would always encounter patients at night, and the beds were always full, and I had to add extra beds. We're ...... here," Wang Xi seemed embarrassed to continue.
"It's okay, everyone is a colleague, and Liu Ying and I often complain about the hospital." Zhou Ke encouraged.
"Our wards are empty, and we almost always sleep until dawn on duty at night. Isn't our hospital not very effective? Wang Xi said.
"......" Zhou Ke didn't answer, thinking that this is natural, if you encounter patients within the scope of the outer hospital in the jurisdiction, the simple outpatient clinic will deal with it, and let you transfer it if it is a little troublesome. The hospital is trying to create a feeling that the water quality of this hospital is very poor, many diseases cannot be treated, and the departments are not sound and the doctors are of low quality. In short, I hope that through the word of mouth of the people, my reputation will be reduced to an inexplicable level.
Of course, in order to avoid some emergency patients within the scope of treatment in other hospitals from missing the best time for treatment, correspondingly, there is a real hospital 500 meters away from the hospital - the Fifth People's Hospital of Heyang City. Patients who are really in need will naturally take the latter as their first choice when faced with a choice. Moreover, because of the existence of the Fifth People's Hospital of Heyang City, the door of the courtyard is even more reasonable.
This is also a means of lowering one's own sense of existence in the courtyard
"It's also strange to be on duty, you and Teacher Liu are on duty for a day, but it will be your turn again every seven days. You said that there are still six teachers in the Department of Internal Medicine who are participating in shifts, but it is always unsafe to have teachers from different departments on duty. Wang Xi continued.
"On that note, our hospital is special, and as you know, we don't have any patients, and a lot of the time the whole ward is empty. You haven't been to the outpatient building yet, the inpatient department is just as empty as we are. I'll tell you the inside story of some hospitals later. Zhou Ke said.
Wang Xi was aroused, as if he was about to come into contact with some big secret, and hurriedly urged: "Teacher Zhou, tell me quickly." What an insider. ”
Naturally, the courtyard does not specifically refer to the psychiatric department, but the entire community hospital is the courtyard. Psychiatry, on the other hand, is a way of saying that most of the people who need to be faced in the hospital will show varying degrees of psychiatric symptoms, so they will eventually be transferred to the psychiatric department. However, there is no psychiatric department in the official establishment of the Chamber. And Liu Ming, Zhou Ke and others are affiliated with the Department of Surgery.
Each section of the courtyard performs its own duties. Internal Medicine is known for its rune spells. Surgery tends to fight directly, and usually cooperates with anesthesiologists who are proficient in psychic perception and formations. Nurses in the operating room are responsible for providing equipment assistance and finishing touches, such as minimizing the impact of fighting on the surrounding area during field work, setting up a cordon, and ensuring a safe operating environment.
The various departments work closely together, but there are no clear barriers. Like all hospitals in the world, surgeons deal with simple hypertension and diabetes, and internists are able to perform arteriovenostomy surgery under local anesthesia.
With each other, everyone knows the most basic things. For example, tranquilizers are simply a compulsory exam for the annual medical qualification examination.
But these are naturally not the time to tell Wang Xi.
Zhou Ke smiled: "Later, I have to finish the medical records first." After speaking, he put down the chopsticks and motioned for Wang Xi to hand over the medical records.
Wang Xi glanced down at the medical records and asked, "Teacher Zhou, is this patient the patient who operated on this afternoon?" What else can a psychiatric patient do for debridement? ”
"What kind of debridement, it's appendicitis, I invited a surgical colleague to come for consultation, it's not our department, or I'll let you go in the afternoon?" I said it this morning when I handed over the shift. Zhou Ke replied casually.
"But when I went to deliver the operation notice, I read the debridement and exploration repair you wrote." Wang Xi continued to flip through the medical records as he spoke, and said happily: "This patient is interesting, Mr. Zhou, I have been reading psychiatric textbooks recently, and the cases in them are really funny, and they are really happy." ”
Lao Zhou didn't reply to him, in shock.
This kid can see the real content of the operation notice and medical records he wrote!
"Teacher Zhou, if you look at the two personalities reflected in this patient's medical history, you can really make up a story." Wang Xi was still talking while flipping through the medical records, and he didn't seem to feel Zhou Ke so obvious flickering at all, "Ha, Mr. Zhou, you wrote a typo, it's in English, not Yin." ”
Zhou Ke was still admiring Wang Xi's high spiritual sense, and his talent was even about to catch up with himself and Liu Yin, hearing his words, the slightest sense of something wrong this afternoon was finally caught!
Zhou Ke naturally wouldn't explain the difference between English and Yin to him, so he took the medical record and read it again, thinking carefully.
Yes, this afternoon the problem of ghosts hitting the wall was indeed solved, and even under the personal help of Uncle Chang, it can be said that it was solved perfectly. The patient is recovering well, has started to eat dinner, and even agreed to family visits.
However, the patient's previous symptoms are ignored, and the dialogue between the patient's two consciousnesses has never been reasonably explained. For example, if a patient comes to the clinic with symptoms of cholecystitis, you give a diagnosis of appendicitis and have his appendix removed, but the patient is cured after the circumcision. It's not that there are no examples in real life, but the point is that there has to be a reason.
The current situation is that they can't explain the phenomenon of the patient's previous two consciousnesses talking.
At the same time, Zhou Ke thought of another question: What is the purpose of hitting the wall with a relatively rare soul ghost for an ordinary person?
Uncle Chang made a mistake?
Of course not, Director Chang never makes mistakes.
Years later, this sentence has even become a famous saying in the courtyard, which majestically interprets Sanyu's fierceness.