In 07, there was no subway, there were not many viaducts, and there was no urban construction everywhere. On the dark side of the high-rise buildings are many urban villages, where many students from nearby universities, business vendors, and office workers working hard at the grassroots level live.

I was a sophomore in college, and I rented a one-bedroom apartment with my girlfriend Zhang Yue, who was also a sophomore, with no air conditioning, no refrigerator, no washing machine and no water heater.

It's all design majors, but we're not in the same school. Her school is far away, and she usually rents a room on Fridays and Saturdays, and lives on campus the rest of the time.

The reason for renting an apartment is simple, so as not to have to go through the hassle of finding a place to open a house on Friday and Saturday. Every Friday, as a man, I feel that hot-blooded young people are high-class animals who walk on the lower half of their bodies.

Just like the lyrics in Du Dou Wei's [Advanced Animal], all that is in his head is a dark trend of thought.

I often console myself that this is also the two sides of social progress. Do you have to be like the ancient people, you have to use someone to teach you to have a child?

When I first fell in love, it was all you and me, and I couldn't wait to melt each other into my body. After a long time, when my partner is not around, the air is filled with the charming fragrance of freedom.

So, I'm happiest from Monday to Thursday, and this happiness is simply the joy of freedom.

When many high school classmates are in a city, especially when they are relatively close, then the college classmates are really just a passerby.

At noon, high school buddy Tian Li asked Liu Wu and Cheng Gang to go to his rented room to play mahjong together.

The two of us were on the way to rent mahjong in the saucer house, and I said, "If you see Zhang Yue on weekends, don't talk about it, if she knows that I don't go to school to play mahjong with you, I have to quarrel." ”

"Shhhh Tian Li patted me on the shoulder and said to me.

"Whatever you shhh, you can see it every day, and it's not normal if you don't see it one day." I do see it almost every day, just by going out shopping.

That's a half-fair thief, why is it called half-fair? For anyone who walks on the road can see it except those who have been stolen.

It is one person walking in front, one person bowing down and stealing in the back, sometimes using props.

The most terrible thing is the thief in the middle of the night, who will secretly open the window of your rental house and use a bamboo pole with a hook made of cast iron wire on the head of the bamboo pole, specially hooked pants and/or coat.

Once, when it hit my thigh, I took it away and said, "Brother, if you try harder, you're going to bleed." ”

Another time, I said, "The window is locked, don't open it, the poor are running out of food, and you are still stealing." The thief smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry, you continue to sleep." ”

Of course, not everyone is as good a talker as I am, and there are those who shout for thieves. Some people take the lead, and other tenants generally turn on the lights and get up. It's just that most of them just stand at the door or window: "Catch the thief, hurry." ”

I don't really like to play mahjong, I should say I don't like gambling very much, because I always lose.

But sometimes we are also very happy, we have a rule, if you win, please eat, drink or sing, anyway, you have to choose the same.

If one game is down, there are very few wins and losses, only ten yuan wins and losses, haha, it will be cute.

On this day, it was almost dark, and the wins and losses were relatively large, and I still lost the least, more than three hundred. Tian Li lost more than 700, and Cheng Gang lost...

I don't want to play the ellipsis either, but the money between winning and losing is not right, or someone says more, or someone says less, and finally Tian Li and Liu Wu still fight. Gotcha, do it, it's all up.

Friends, there are always deeper relationships, sometimes you can't persuade them, there is only one word: hit.

The last four people all sat on chairs and kneaded. If you don't rub it, it hurts.

Boys usually end up drinking. Couples are bedside fights and bedside and, buddies are hands-on after drinking and still good friends.

The urban village where we live is an urban village surrounded by seven universities, can you imagine how lively it is at night?

What's the best thing to eat for a night in July? Strings of incense. In fact, there is no choice, either barbecue or string of incense, and there are stalls and restaurants.

On a hot day, who goes to the house to drink and eat.

Some people say that Sichuan people are not afraid of spicy, Hunan people are not afraid of spicy, and Hubei people are not afraid of spicy. Just made a move, a few big men, who will order the mandarin duck pot.

"Slightly spicy."

"Go aside, can you do it? Medium-spicy. ”

"It's all open, and it's spicy while drinking beer? Perverted spicy. ”

"Two cases of beer up first, boss."

At that time, money was more valuable, and strings of incense were counted as money according to the number of sticks, three cents and two sticks, regardless of meat and vegetables.

Two men and a woman came from the empty table behind me, still by car. It's not that I'm lazy and afraid of spicy food to look around, but when they park at the entrance of the supermarket opposite, they honk their horns at pedestrians, which is very noisy.

Tian Li, who was sitting across from me, said: "The flower of the motherland, there is one less flower." ”

Cheng Gang said: "What kind of bubble tea shop do you say, if you open a store to sell computers, next year it will be a few of us hooking up girls." ”

Only Cheng Gang can say this sentence, except for him, we all have girlfriends.

"We're two men, you're a girl, it's not good. Or you call one of your roommates out. ”

"Well, there's only one roommate in the dorm now, but I don't know if she'll come out."

The four of us heard these two sentences clearly, and the girl sat back to back with me.

"Buy one get one free." Watching the girl take out the sliding mobile phone to make a call, Tian Li muttered quietly.

"Whatever, keep drinking. I'll go, Cheng Gang, why did you drink the fourth bottle, we are all the fifth. "Liu Wu is more serious.

"Blowing bottles, two bottles per person. Do you want to do it? Cheng Gang was serious.

I said, "Okay, don't call it, what kind of anger is your brother, just drink it well, and it'll be cool to fight again?" ”

Wine is a good thing, and it's really not a thing. Some people because it flies above the clouds, and some people sink into the sea of misery because of it. In any case, it is true that people who drink alcohol make more mistakes than those who don't.

Another sister came, Cheng Gang looked at the girl who came, and blew a bottle of wine alone in a bad mood. Muttered: "Is there a cabbage left for me?" ”

"Poof..."

"Hahaha..."

I laughed too: "Didn't drink too much, did you?" How to talk, don't compare ourselves to pigs, we don't want to be teammates with pigs. ”

"What do you drink? Have a drink at the bar. ”

"Don't drink, don't drink." I became a new girl and sat behind me.

"Then I'll go with you to the supermarket across the street to buy a drink."

We drank a small box of twelve bottles, and Cheng just blew one bottle, just in time for our fifth bottle.

"The boss pays."

I looked back: I went, and the two girls were lying on the table.

The four of us understood that they had been drugged and had not finished a single drink.

One man helped the girl who came first to walk to the car parked opposite, and the other was paying the bill.

I turned my back and pinched the girl's buttocks lying on the table. I can't wake up, I can't wake up...

It's useless, you can't wake up.

Flowers, I tried my best.

Some people eat more after drinking, but I'm different, as long as I drink beer, I don't eat much, so I'm the thinnest of the four.

In the end, everyone was silent and didn't eat much.

Are we afraid of death? No, I used to fight a lot when I was in high school. Are we afraid of death? Yes, I heard that the underworld in big cities is not the same.

"Wait and sing, I'll be the east, I'll do it first, and I'll apologize today." Liu Wu said.

Actually, I just want to sing and find a reason.

"Where are you going?" I asked, Zhang Yue has a junior high school classmate who works part-time at a nearby KTV, and I don't want to meet him.

"It's a little far, let's take a taxi."

"That's good." It's good to be far away, although I didn't ask which KTV to go to.

The taxi was still silent as always, what was everyone thinking? What are those four people doing? How to play? Or sympathize with what happened to those two girls!

I think Tian Li must think the same as me, and when I go back, I have to talk to my girlfriend about the whole process word by word, and don't drink water or drinks bought by strangers outside.

Poof, I sat in a taxi for more than ten minutes, and I came to such a KTV. No, it's a KTV. It's all small facades, two floors.

There was singing on the second floor, and there were many girls sitting at the door on the first floor. The lighting is a little dim, but it looks good anyway, and it's all sexy to wear.

So simple, but still so good business? Still in line?

"Yo, Xiao Liu, it's here! Come on, come on, come up with me, you four, right? ”

"Well, Sister Wu, yes, the four of them are all my brothers."

This guy is still a regular customer, he has no righteousness, he is secretly happy alone, and the three of us have the same heart.

On the second floor, the environment is really not very good, although the private room is fragrant, it is also mixed with other smells. What taste, can't tell.

They all like rock and roll, and they usually go to KTV to order songs, and I'm about to go to order.

"Xiao Liu, are you still called Lili?"

"Well, it's her."

"What about them?"

"They don't know each other, so they call some beautiful ones to come up and let them go."

"Well, that's okay, the drinks and snacks will be delivered later."

That Sister Wu went down, and we stared at him: "What the hell? ”

Liu Wu laughed: "Take you to open the meat, wait for the girls to come up, you can choose one by one, choose what you like, and don't like to change people." ”

He also said, "We spend money on services, they make us happy, drink and chat with us, and if you like them, they can finish singing and open a house." ”

It was a long time before I learned that this is called singing flower songs, commonly known as: momo singing.

A large number of girls came up, more than a dozen, and they all lined up outside the door.

The one I chose was called "Doudou", she said.

This awkward way of making friends, I am inexplicable. She drank with me, and I replied. Their three-o'clock girls also came to drink with me, and I saluted them one by one.

I drank and vomited, and after vomiting, I was able to drink more, and the more I drank, the more sober I became. The three of them seemed to be drunk, but I knew that Tian Li was pretending.

They cuddled and hugged, kissed me and me, and touched everywhere.

I'm still sitting there, occasionally singing, and Doudou always likes to put his hand on my lap. I took it away from the front, and then I didn't bother to take it.