Chapter 1 Crossing into a princess is really terrible
Hello everyone! My name is Hou Xuanfei, and I love food, so I run my own small cake shop. I think it's good that you can satisfy your preferences and ensure your life at the same time.
I was promoted to a hot mom when I was running for three, and after the second child was opened, I fought another one under heavy pressure. It's just that I didn't expect both of them to be boys, and now it's "lively"!
Now I not only have to supervise Dabao to study, but also take care of Xiaobao, who has just been born.
Although this life is a bit tiring, I still feel very content.
If there is any dissatisfaction, it is probably that I always feel empty in my heart, as if I am a small person.
I thought that I would live this life in such an ordinary way, but I didn't expect to have a hard time sleeping but inexplicably crossed.
People have crossed into a princess and a little beauty, but I have crossed into an ancient old woman. The original slender jade hand has become a wrinkled gray charcoal strip, my beauty-loving little liver!
This is not the most unlucky, but even more unfortunate is that I, an old woman who is about to go to the ground, still wants my life.
Oh my God! Don't let people live!
Hunted down and displaced along the way, I almost forgot who I was. Now it's okay, under the shadow of the sword and sword, I suddenly can't run, and I don't want to run. It's just an old immortal to be alive, and you have to suffer from poison day and night, so it's better to go down with a knife, and maybe you can travel back again.
Thinking about it this way, I was suddenly relieved.
"Princess, get on the horse!"
It's Yingchun, my loyal dog with little fresh meat. He is simple, has strong martial arts, and is a rare guard. And my current identity is actually the eldest princess and prince of the Cloud Shadow Kingdom - Princess Tiran.
Cloud Shadow Country is the country of the Supreme Empress!
A few days ago, I was a beautiful princess, but now I am an embarrassed old woman. The culprit for all this is a cup of spiced tea, and the person who gave me that tea is none other than my cheap sister, Princess Qilian.
It's not enough to make me an old woman, but you still have to trick me and make me inexplicably a sinner in the Cloud Shadow Kingdom. She left me with nothing, a ruined reputation, and nowhere to live.
That night, we finally got rid of the killer and came to a hidden cave. The cave was wide and high, but it was a bit eerie. If I hadn't been forced to the point where I had no way out, I wouldn't have gone in.
Ying Chun found some hay to lay out, and I was so tired that I didn't want to sit down with anything. After sitting down, I was so sleepy that my head was empty, and I didn't even have the strength to be afraid, and then I fell asleep very quickly.
After a good night's sleep, I felt my strength come back and my head cleared a lot.
That's when I had time to gather my thoughts:
I remember that I didn't sleep peacefully for several nights because of taking care of the baby, and then the baby slept soundly during the nap, and I fell asleep peacefully. When I woke up, I found that I had come to this world, and then a series of bloody plots occurred.
So, I really crossed over! When I think of the baby, my eyes are secretly wet.
Look at Ying Chun's appearance of licking her wounds alone, which is a little comforting and a little sad!
"I'll help you!" I crept up behind Yingchun.
"Princess! Cannot! Subordinates can handle it themselves! ”
Ying Chun looked a little stunned, and quickly half-knelt down and saluted me.
"Why not? Sit it down for me! "I didn't pay any attention to his intentions, and when I grabbed the medicine bottle and was about to give him medicine, I saw the wound on his back and was shocked, and I was stupid! When Ying Chun noticed it, he immediately put on his clothes and apologized! Why is he so embarrassing for me?
My heart tightened and my chest tightened!
"Princess, no! Men and women should be treated differently! He was clearly still reluctant and felt that it was not polite. I don't accept that, and besides, the way I am now, am I still some kind of princess?
"Does it hurt?" I took a deep breath, and then carefully administered him the golden creation medicine, and the appearance of Ying Chun who was in pain but forced to say "no" made people want to laugh and heartache.
After taking care of the wound, my stomach was screaming again. These days, it's always the wind and the open, the full meal and the hungry meal. It's late at night, and it looks like I'm going to starve again.
"Princess, wait here, my subordinates will find some food and come back!"
"Am I here alone? No! I'm going too! Ying Chun pulled the corner of Ying Chun's clothes with one hand, and then looked at this gloomy cave, which made Ying Chun feel a chill in his back.
"It's not safe to go this night, please princess follow Ying Chun!" Ying Chun's appearance seems to have a hidden word, and he looks like he has a heavy burden on his shoulders.
The road was overgrown with weeds, there was no clear road in sight, and there was eerie horror everywhere, and Ying Chun's originally thin figure became extremely tall and became my only support. There was an occasional strange sound in the grass, and my heart was about to jump out.
"Ahh
A hare jumped out of the grass, and I was so frightened that I got into the hem of Ying Chun's clothes. Ying Chun immediately gagged me with his hand, then gently pushed it away, ready to hunt the rabbit. But an even more shocking scene appeared: a giant python swallowed the poor little rabbit in seconds.
I thought I could have a big meal, but I was going to be a snack for this python. The python stared at us with the moonlight on its back like a monster in the night, and I was stunned, and Ying Chun's hands were sweating.
These days, whenever I encounter danger, Ying Chun will catch me at the first time, for fear that I will lose it. I've never seen Young-soon so nervous before, so I have a bad premonition.
While my head was still on standby, it was the thick smell of blood on Young-chun's body that brought my spirit back. At this time, even if it was night, Shi Ai could see that Ying Chun's face was as pale as paper, as if he would fall down at any time.
"Princess, it's rude!" Ying Chun anxiously picked me up and ran away.
My hands were wet, sticky, and warm, and the smell of rust was getting stronger, and my heart felt like it was pricked. Compared to the disgusting python, I didn't dare to look at Ying Chun's pale face at this moment.
The python pursued us so hard that the whole grove was shaken. The frightened birds flew away, and the silent woods suddenly seemed to be like a torrent, and the sounds of running for their lives were everywhere.
"Ahh
I was suddenly thrown to the ground, and when I looked back, I saw that Ying Chun had fallen to the ground. I immediately got up and ran to Young-chun, who was dying. In the moonlight, I saw that Yingchun's body was already injured and fleshy, and tears suddenly slipped down.
"Princess! Come on! Ying Chun looked at me, his eyes full of unwillingness and care.
Monty pythons have come to us without even noticing. At the moment, I look at it, and the anger has drowned out the fear. Since you can't escape, let's fight! I grabbed my self-defense knife and rushed up to slash at it.
"Die, bastard!" Disappear for my sister! ”
However, when I was exhausted, the big guy was unscathed. I was reluctant to attack it again, but there was no such opportunity. The python flicked its tail, and I was beaten to the sky. Floating in the air, Ying Chun has become the belly of the giant python.
"Ying Chun!" I don't know if it was because it was broken, or because of a broken heart, a mouthful of red blood poured out of my heart. At that moment, I had only one belief that was to puncture the python's stomach and rescue Yingchun.
But the python wouldn't give me such a chance, and I was thrown away again. And this time I didn't fall to the ground hard, but fell into the bottomless abyss.
It seems that this time, I'm really going to cool off!
In the dazzle of my old eyes, I saw that my phoenix-patterned bracelet was shining with a faint golden light!
I never imagined that under the abyss it was not hell, but a paradise. There are peach blossoms everywhere in the eye, and the peach blossoms are blooming brightly and the fragrance is strong. There is a small wooden house between the sea of flowers, in which lives a white-haired jade-faced noble son named Xia Haobi.
Xia Haobi often sat on the stone pile in the sea of flowers in white clothes, inadvertently adding a fairy aura to the sea of flowers.
It was Xia Haobi who brought me here, and it was another person who really saved me, a little kid named Lan Qiyu. Lan Qiyu is the same age as my family's eldest treasure, only eleven or twelve, but he is already good at medical skills when he is young, and he is very fond of studying new medical skills. In addition to the flattening of his mouth, I actually admire him a lot.
In the blink of an eye, I've been here for dozens of days, and my poison still can't be cured, except for the skin trauma that is 90% better.
Although Lan Qiyu already knew that the poison on my body was the speech of the "fast old medicine", he only learned about it from the master's medical book. It takes some work to get the antidote.
Failed again and again, and as time went by, Lan Qiyu's temper became more and more irritable, and she became more and more unkind to me.
Now that I've really become Lan Qiyu's life nanny, he can feel free to say that I'm not. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't stand the appearance of this old immortal ghost now, I wouldn't have stayed here and suffered in vain.
Xia Haobi is still like that every day, either sleeping, playing the piano, or in a daze. He never had anything to do with me, and after trying once or twice to be ignored, I didn't pay attention to him for a long time.
When I first came to Taoyuan, I tried to inquire about Xia Haobi, but I was scolded by Lan Qiyu to the point of a fart. After such a long time, maybe I feel lonely and helpless, maybe I feel that Xia Haobi and I are people with the same disease, and I unconsciously came to the place where Xia Haobi usually haunts, but at this time, I only saw the peach blossoms and did not see the beauty.
I quietly walked over to the stone where Xia Haobi was lying and sat down, thinking: What does he think about when he sleeps here every day?
After a while, I felt a chill on my body, as if I was being watched by something.
Then I fell to the ground as if pushed by something, and I was terrified and looked around weakly. But there was nothing but the peach blossoms that fell to the ground.
Two days later, I passed by the mound again! Oh my God! The pile of rocks has been shattered.
I couldn't care about that bastard Douding (Lan Qiyu) anymore, and ran straight to Xia Haobi's bedroom. After several calls before anyone answered, I took a deep breath and pushed the door open.
I squinted and peeked at a screen in front of me, but vaguely saw someone bathing in a large wooden barrel.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! ”
I was so frightened that I closed my eyes and closed the door in the dark!
OMG! What I saw! I won't be taken as a pervert!
After I settled down, I noticed that there was no movement in the house, and a sense of foreboding came to my heart.
"Xia Haobi, are you okay? If you don't say anything, I'll be in! ”
Still no one answered, so I tried to push the door again. Unexpectedly, Xia Haobi just opened the door, and I pushed it empty. Knock the screen down and fall on all fours.
Oh my old waist!
"Did you do it on purpose?" I was so mad that I yelled.
Xia Haobi was not angry, nor expressionless, and said coldly: "Get out!" "Extinguished my annoyance in seconds.
"Go out, go out, who wants to stay here! Is it amazing to be handsome? Guy with no conscience! Didn't your grandma teach you to respect the old and love the young? ”
I got up while nagging, but my feet slipped without giving a face, and then there was a "bang" and I fell into the tub.